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(Des Moines Register)   Nebraska woman auctioning off a Chicken McNugget that she says looks like George Washington   (desmoinesregister.com) divider line 39
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2012-02-23 01:29:29 AM  
Who knew so many stoners are from Nebraska?
 
2012-02-23 03:09:43 AM  
Damnit now I want McNuggets...
 
2012-02-23 03:09:54 AM  
Maybe George Washingstein.
 
2012-02-23 03:11:20 AM  
What a fool beleives...

/watchin' doobie brotthers video...
 
2012-02-23 03:11:50 AM  

Revek: Who knew so many stoners are from Nebraska?


That Chicken Mc Nugget grew hemp!
 
2012-02-23 03:13:32 AM  
Revek: The stoners are from Iowa:

Oh, Iowa lot to Iowa pot
Iowa raised and born...
you're heaven indeed you wonderful weed
and that's not just Iowa corn...
 
2012-02-23 03:14:28 AM  

Revek: Who knew so many stoners are from Nebraska?


Something has to keep corn interesting.
 
2012-02-23 03:16:24 AM  

skiinstructor: Revek: The stoners are from Iowa:

Oh, Iowa lot to Iowa pot
Iowa raised and born...
you're heaven indeed you wonderful weed
and that's not just Iowa corn...


shhh, napoleon the 14
 
2012-02-23 03:22:59 AM  
A few years ago I bought some McNuggets and one of the McNuggets looked like the head of a penis. I did not put it up for auction. I ate it.
 
2012-02-23 03:25:51 AM  

I once pulled a dorito that looked just like Nevada out of a bag.

www.magicmoviemachine.com


It was delicious.
 
2012-02-23 03:44:28 AM  

Archie DeBunker: A few years ago I bought some McNuggets and one of the McNuggets looked like the head of a penis. I did not put it up for auction. I ate it.


I call bullshiat.

There are three shapes that McNuggets come in: the boot, the diamond/rectangle, the circle. George Washington from the article is actually a boot McNugget, and I bet your penis McNugget was actually either a circle or a diamond/rectangle.
 
2012-02-23 03:55:53 AM  
No, and soon the Des Moines Register will be behind a pay wall thanks to the Ganett corporation. So much for Iowans reading the DM register or the Press-citizen.

/DI it will be for Iowa City news, and possibly C.R. Gazette for local news.
 
2012-02-23 03:57:32 AM  

illannoyin: I once pulled a dorito that looked just like Nevada out of a bag.

[www.magicmoviemachine.com image 640x480]

It was delicious.


and to think...you could of auctioned it off.
 
2012-02-23 04:09:59 AM  

Revek: Who knew so many stoners are from Nebraska?


Weed is only a civil citation here. And cops, for the most part, DGAF. YMMV outside of Omaha and Lincoln, though.
 
2012-02-23 04:12:25 AM  

video man: Revek: Who knew so many stoners are from Nebraska?

Weed is only a civil citation here. And cops, for the most part, DGAF. YMMV outside of Omaha and Lincoln, though.


is there no love for plattsmeth?

meh. you're right though. wanna meet up in front of drastic plastic and light one?
 
2012-02-23 04:15:11 AM  

Lith: Damnit now I want McNuggets...


No kidding. I haven't had one of those little deathbombs in years, and now I'm suddenly craving one dipped in cheap honey.
 
2012-02-23 04:17:50 AM  

Omahawg: video man: Revek: Who knew so many stoners are from Nebraska?

Weed is only a civil citation here. And cops, for the most part, DGAF. YMMV outside of Omaha and Lincoln, though.

is there no love for plattsmeth?

meh. you're right though. wanna meet up in front of drastic plastic and light one?


But that's ALLLLL the way across town.

But, I'd be up for someone getting a Fark Party here. Goddamn, Omaha is boring.
 
2012-02-23 04:23:29 AM  

Milk D: illannoyin: I once pulled a dorito that looked just like Nevada out of a bag.

[www.magicmoviemachine.com image 640x480]

It was delicious.

and to think...you could of auctioned it off.


come on man. wtf
 
2012-02-23 04:24:09 AM  

video man: Omahawg: video man: Revek: Who knew so many stoners are from Nebraska?

Weed is only a civil citation here. And cops, for the most part, DGAF. YMMV outside of Omaha and Lincoln, though.

is there no love for plattsmeth?

meh. you're right though. wanna meet up in front of drastic plastic and light one?

But that's ALLLLL the way across town.

But, I'd be up for someone getting a Fark Party here. Goddamn, Omaha is boring.


oh, it can have its moments.

i don't know if there's ever been an omaha fark party. now that the stockmen's lounge is gone off 24th I can't even think of a suitable place for one. the poop deck perhaps? the mai tai? maybe the razzle dazzle in cb...
 
2012-02-23 05:19:06 AM  

Revek: Who knew so many stoners are from Nebraska?


As a, more-or-less lifetime resident of Nebraska, you have to stay stoned all the time just to live here.
 
2012-02-23 06:42:14 AM  
The most amazing thing about this is that people actually look at their nuggets before eating them.
 
2012-02-23 06:54:46 AM  
cincinnati.com

ORLY?
 
2012-02-23 08:07:50 AM  
Not the dumbest thing Nebraska has been in the news for I guess...
 
2012-02-23 08:13:25 AM  
Behold the power of pareidolia (new window)
 
2012-02-23 08:17:21 AM  
It's way past the expiration date. It's not even green.

i158.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-23 09:48:25 AM  
Cool! The George Washington Chicken McNugget is the perfect thing to complement my collection of French fries that look like famous Supreme Court justices!
 
2012-02-23 09:53:57 AM  
t2.gstatic.com

/Hot like Michelle Pfeiffer in leather
 
2012-02-23 10:26:32 AM  
Once I found a Triscuit that didn't look like anything. But it was sure big. So I did auction it off.

The eBay auction (archived PDF)
 
2012-02-23 10:39:58 AM  
I have a Chicken McNugget that looks like John Dillinger's penis.

eBay, here it comes!
 
2012-02-23 12:49:56 PM  
Wow, three more nebraskans to highlight with "Red 2"
 
2012-02-23 02:09:04 PM  
i'm not a nebraskan although i can see it from my house (if the bluffs weren't in the way)
 
2012-02-23 03:00:02 PM  
I kinda thought this tortilla chip looked like a chicken...

i268.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-23 04:47:21 PM  
UNCANNY!
 
2012-02-23 06:26:41 PM  

Omahawg: i'm not a nebraskan although i can see it from my house (if the bluffs weren't in the way)


Good ol' Council Bluffs.

/went to AL
//left CB before it went all goofy
 
2012-02-23 07:04:13 PM  

The English Major: Omahawg: i'm not a nebraskan although i can see it from my house (if the bluffs weren't in the way)

Good ol' Council Bluffs.

/went to AL
//left CB before it went all goofy


when was that? council bluffs has always been goofy, but never uppity (unless you went to st. alberts) Besides, Goofy's on 9th Avenue is a fine, fine establishment. It lacks the delicate aroma of biker pee like the Hard Luck or Do Rock and the ambience isn't quite as gritty as the Glassfront but all in all a fine, fine establishment.
 
2012-02-23 08:34:14 PM  

Omahawg: when was that? council bluffs has always been goofy, but never uppity (unless you went to st. alberts) Besides, Goofy's on 9th Avenue is a fine, fine establishment. It lacks the delicate aroma of biker pee like the Hard Luck or Do Rock and the ambience isn't quite as gritty as the Glassfront but all in all a fine, fine establishment.


I graduated in 1998. Went to elementary school at Glendale. My brother lives out in Omaha; I get out there about twice a year. (By the way, I mean "goofy" as in "They gutted Mall of the Bluffs")
 
2012-02-23 10:17:22 PM  

The English Major: Omahawg: when was that? council bluffs has always been goofy, but never uppity (unless you went to st. alberts) Besides, Goofy's on 9th Avenue is a fine, fine establishment. It lacks the delicate aroma of biker pee like the Hard Luck or Do Rock and the ambience isn't quite as gritty as the Glassfront but all in all a fine, fine establishment.

I graduated in 1998. Went to elementary school at Glendale. My brother lives out in Omaha; I get out there about twice a year. (By the way, I mean "goofy" as in "They gutted Mall of the Bluffs")


today they announced that sears will close within the year. it all went downhill when they took out the movie theaters. i worked in that mall when i was 16 but it won't ever be 1987 again, ya know?
 
2012-02-24 09:37:35 AM  

Omahawg: today they announced that sears will close within the year. it all went downhill when they took out the movie theaters. i worked in that mall when i was 16 but it won't ever be 1987 again, ya know?


I hear ya. I worked at Waldenbooks from 97-99. They used to have great coffee and soups at Cafe Europa.
 
2012-02-24 10:20:48 AM  

illannoyin: I once pulled a dorito that looked just like Nevada out of a bag.

[www.magicmoviemachine.com image 640x480]

It was delicious.


WOULD U SUCK A DICK THAT LOOKED LIKE FLORIDA
 
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