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Sacha Baron Cohen has been banned from the Oscars. Very nice, not
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TheSignPost
2012-02-22 07:56:10 PM
Sure, whatever. I think he's a dick.
AdolfOliverPanties
2012-02-22 08:02:10 PM
Pretty farked up of the Academy. He proposed to them that he would dress like his character on the red carpet only and then change to a tux for the event, and they couldn't just say no. They took his tickets.
Unless he asked them to do it. Good publicity generation for his film.
schemy
2012-02-22 08:06:36 PM
Deja vu?
kronicfeld
2012-02-22 08:15:44 PM
"Unless they're assured that nothing entertaining is going to happen on the Red Carpet, the Academy is not admitting Sacha Baron Cohen to the show,"
If one thing is anathema to the Academy Awards, it's entertainment.
Fano
2012-02-22 08:18:03 PM
I guess they just don't want to get bombed. Maybe they should put Frank Drebin on security detail.
Flacman
2012-02-22 08:18:07 PM
Allow him to at least show up as a normal person first- if they see him in the coming out of the car as his character then escort him away. Otherwise if its just him dressed in a normal clothing attire and his wife Fisher then just let them in.
problem solved.
bartman21
2012-02-22 08:20:53 PM
Didn't need another reason to not watch it, but OK... whatever
MrEricSir
2012-02-22 08:24:48 PM
Does Hollywood actively try to make the Oscars boring and unwatchable? Because as it is, it's just a bunch of Hollywood insiders kissing each others asses, and unfortunately not in the literal sense (as that might be at least somewhat entertaining.)
Apos
2012-02-22 08:24:50 PM
Borat
was amusing;
Bruno
OTOH was as awful as advertised. Hopefully,
The Dictator
delivers the goods.
Thank You Black Jesus!
2012-02-22 08:29:13 PM
Waiting patiently for sasha cohen or isla fisher pics
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
2012-02-22 08:30:57 PM
But the Oscars WILL have roughly one hour of Cirque du Soleil?
Yeah.
That's
fair.
T.rex
2012-02-22 08:35:09 PM
Regardless whether i like him or think he's funny, the Oscars should not be used to push an agenda, whether that be political (Brando, Redgrave, Gere), or promotional (Sasha Baren Cohen). Its about recognizing the nominees, and to abuse that exposure for any other purpose is to imply that you are bigger than the Academy, in which case, don't come if you think that.
Mugato
2012-02-22 08:35:18 PM
MrEricSir
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Does Hollywood actively try to make the Oscars boring and unwatchable?
No, it's incidental.
Fano
2012-02-22 08:37:02 PM
Mugato
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MrEricSir: Does Hollywood actively try to make the Oscars boring and unwatchable?
No, it's incidental.
As Mozart said "I write as a sow piddles."
leviosaurus
2012-02-22 08:37:33 PM
I suspect that part of the Academy's problem is that he wants to use his red carpet time as a pure movie promotion. If he were successful, then the marketing idiots would require all the stars to dress in costume to promote their movies, too. The red carpet part of the evening is currently a profit making fashion show for then networks, but that would quickly become a long series of commercials which people would ignore. I think it's a pretty smart decision on their part.
TheSignPost
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Sure, whatever. I think he's a dick.
This too.
Flappyhead
2012-02-22 08:37:54 PM
T.rex
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Regardless whether i like him or think he's funny, the Oscars should not be used to push an agenda, whether that be political (Brando, Redgrave, Gere), or promotional (Sasha Baren Cohen). Its about recognizing the nominees, and to abuse that exposure for any other purpose is to imply that you are bigger than the Academy, in which case, don't come if you think that.
Exactly. Hire a better publicist and STFU.
Ed Finnerty
2012-02-22 08:39:22 PM
As long as there's poop jokes and sexual innuendo, we'll all be okay.
leviosaurus
2012-02-22 08:49:50 PM
T.rex
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Regardless whether i like him or think he's funny, the Oscars should not be used to push an agenda, whether that be political (Brando, Redgrave, Gere), or promotional (Sasha Baren Cohen). Its about recognizing the nominees, and to abuse that exposure for any other purpose is to imply that you are bigger than the Academy, in which case, don't come if you think that.
I actually disagree with you when it comes to the award winners. They took the prize, they get their 45 seconds to say what they want to say to the whole country. If they want to thank their producers, push their political agenda, pimp their website or glare into the camera and drool, then that's their privilege.
Now Cohen hasn't won shiat, and isn't going to. He can fark himself.
iron_city_ap
2012-02-22 08:51:28 PM
So, when he turns up in the audience at the red carpet dressed as the dictator....... which is safe to assume he will now definately be doing...
Apos
2012-02-22 08:55:03 PM
Thank You Black Jesus!
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Waiting patiently for isla fisher pics
That's better.
missmez
2012-02-22 09:05:40 PM
Actually, the Academy does take great care to be clear what sort of attire is acceptable. Parker and Stone have said that the reason they chose to wear evening gowns was to make sure they followed the "letter of the law" so they couldn't be refused admittance at the last minute.
LeroyBourne
2012-02-22 09:09:53 PM
Oh man, when I saw Bruno there were some black folk that walked out after the baby scene.
Flappyhead
2012-02-22 09:13:11 PM
LeroyBourne
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Oh man, when I saw Bruno there were some black folk that walked out after the baby scene.
Racists.
redsquid
2012-02-22 09:17:16 PM
one of the globe's funniest comedians
If you look really close you can see the exact spot where I stopped reading.
Solid Muldoon
2012-02-22 09:27:15 PM
Giant fake beards stopped being funny around 1938.
stevetherobot
2012-02-22 09:28:45 PM
Does anyone else think The Dictator looks like an Adam Sandler movie?
AbiNormal
2012-02-22 09:35:23 PM
Now if they could ban that dumbass from ever making another movie I would be a happy man.
Teufelaffe
2012-02-22 09:36:06 PM
stevetherobot
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Does anyone else think The Dictator looks like an Adam Sandler movie?
But Adam Sandler has made some movies that were actually funny. OK, so he's only made two actually funny movies, but that's still more than Cohen.
omnibus_necanda_sunt
2012-02-22 09:37:01 PM
I wonder if they'll show the end where he's being dragged out of a hole and given a shotgun mouthwash.
jaytkay
2012-02-22 09:51:06 PM
His wife needs a date then? I'm free that night!
Phil Moskowitz
2012-02-22 09:51:31 PM
These farking people couldn't do the right thing if they were drowning in it.
mekkab
2012-02-22 09:55:20 PM
T.rex
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Regardless whether i like him or think he's funny, the Oscars should not be used to push an agenda, whether that be political (Brando, Redgrave, Gere), or promotional (Sasha Baren Cohen). Its about recognizing the nominees, and to abuse that exposure for any other purpose is to imply that you are bigger than the Academy, in which case, don't come if you think that.
Far too much logic and intelligence in this post. I hereby BAN you from Fark.
/And I hope you learn your lesson...!
eddievercetti
2012-02-22 10:01:16 PM
I hate him just because he's married to her...
/DAMN YOU BORAT!
Wellon Dowd
2012-02-22 10:08:26 PM
Sasha "Baring" Cohen
Diogenes Teufelsdrockh
2012-02-22 10:14:49 PM
TheSignPost
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Sure, whatever. I think he's a dick.
Summed up in the boobies.
The Angry Hand of God
2012-02-22 10:27:48 PM
Wow, there is a lot of Cohen hate here. Why? I don't get it. He is one of the best real life trolls I have ever seen.
Keyser_Soze_Death
2012-02-22 10:34:48 PM
TheSignPost
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Sure, whatever. I think he's a dick.
Done in one.
CravenMorehead
2012-02-22 10:36:00 PM
People aren't watching the Oscars anymore? Let's create an artificial controversy!
Apos
2012-02-22 10:42:57 PM
stevetherobot
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Does anyone else think The Dictator looks like an Adam Sandler movie?
Cohen might be an insufferable hack,but he's not
that
insufferable. Not by a long shot.
rickycal78
2012-02-22 10:46:30 PM
The Angry Hand of God
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Wow, there is a lot of Cohen hate here. Why? I don't get it. He is one of the best real life trolls I have ever seen.
Because trolls are worthless dickbags maybe?
Teufelaffe
2012-02-22 10:48:07 PM
The Angry Hand of God
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Wow, there is a lot of Cohen hate here. Why? I don't get it. He is one of the best
real life trolls
I have ever seen.
You answered your own question.
Karma Chameleon
2012-02-22 10:51:02 PM
Teufelaffe
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The Angry Hand of God: Wow, there is a lot of Cohen hate here. Why? I don't get it. He is one of the best real life trolls I have ever seen.
You answered your own question.
So then it's jealousy? If I could make that money and sleep with that woman just for trolling idiots all day, please sign me up.
WhyteRaven74
2012-02-22 10:52:07 PM
rickycal78
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Because trolls are worthless dickbags maybe?
Benjamin Franklin, Ambrose Bierce and Mark Twain would like a word.
WhyteRaven74
2012-02-22 10:53:03 PM
Also why are people assuming the costume would have anything to do with pushing a future movie? Or any past movie? And why is the Academy so freaking uptight?
jaytkay
2012-02-22 10:54:28 PM
WhyteRaven74
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rickycal78: Because trolls are worthless dickbags maybe?
Benjamin Franklin, Ambrose Bierce and Mark Twain would like a word.
And Jonathan Swift has a modest proposal
KatjaMouse
2012-02-22 10:57:12 PM
You all remember the swan dress, right? All that was was just a subtle plug for her album at the time:
/yes, the latter was actually the interior album art from Vespertine
KatjaMouse
2012-02-22 11:00:25 PM
Also, I just have to ask, but is anyone else in here kind of excited to see him cast as Freddy Mercury and Thénardier?
rickycal78
2012-02-22 11:01:23 PM
WhyteRaven74
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rickycal78: Because trolls are worthless dickbags maybe?
Benjamin Franklin, Ambrose Bierce and Mark Twain would like a word.
They at least contributed to society in some way shape or form. All Cohen has given us is shiatty movies that depend upon taking advantage of idiots for it's humor. Get back to me when Cohen contributes to shaping a government, or a piece of classical literature.
WhyteRaven74
2012-02-22 11:09:12 PM
rickycal78
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Get back to me when Cohen contributes to shaping a government, or a piece of classical literature.
Bierce did neither. And Twain wasn't trying to write great literature. And he had a blast ripping on those who did try.
Teufelaffe
2012-02-22 11:10:40 PM
WhyteRaven74
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Also why are people assuming the costume would have anything to do with pushing a future movie? Or any past movie? And why is the Academy so freaking uptight?
Because it's a costume of the character he plays in his upcoming movie?
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