Shadow Blasko: /There...did that for you for nothing.

If that was so easy to find, maybe there's another one that is elusive.
Or more than one.

Do not resist the Google. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated, analyzed, and given customized search results.

when i follow what the page said, i get no option to remove. i get a (no thanks) and (turn we history on)

Or you could just not have a Google account, problem solved.

What_Would_Jimi_Do: when i follow what the page said, i get no option to remove. i get a (no thanks) and (turn we history on)

Same here. You and I are smart enough not to have turned it on.

What_Would_Jimi_Do: when i follow what the page said, i get no option to remove. i get a (no thanks) and (turn we history on)

I get the same thing. I believe we turned it off before, or never turned it on.

smooshie: unlikely: That thing smart users cleared and turned off as soon as it was possible to do so?

Eh, I keep mine on. It's useful for finding sites I visited long ago, and the stats it gives are fun (like seeing what I've been searching for at 4 AM xD). I'm not running Wikileaks, I doubt Google or the government give two shiats about what porn I watch.

THIS I've given up on the idea of online anonymity. I just watch what I do on the internet and post on my Facebook or Twitter page. If you want the juicy dirt on me. You'd have to watch me when I'm alone in my apartment or tap my cell phone connection.

ALSO I was an intern in the Art department for Embrace of the Vampire. I remember when they where filming the sex scene the men on the camera and grip crew where not allowed on to be in the room.

Not a problem. Google thinks I'm Pat Robertson.

Until I find myself researching a murder I plan on committing, I couldn't give a fark less if Google has my search history.

Shadow Blasko: wtfisthat: ALSO I was an intern in the Art department for Embrace of the Vampire. I remember when they where filming the sex scene the men on the camera and grip crew where not allowed on to be in the room.

And no one in continuity thought it might be weird for her to have her first cigarette (a clove, sampoerna x-tra if I recall) in one seen, and french inhaling it the next?

/Picky? Me ... No

It was a shiatty script and B movie. Also the Art Department had nothing to do with how she was directed to inhale her cigarettes. I distressed soap and caught falling wardrobe doors in mid air, and shook netting for special effects as well as a sh*t ton of other miscallainy for the props and set design.

dennysgod: Or you could just not have a Google account, problem solved.

Only google product I use with any regularity is GoogleEarth. I don't have a youtube, gmail, G+ or any sort of Google account, nor is it my preferred search engine _dogpile. Hell I rarely even use youtube with the bazillion of other video sites out there. Not that I had anything in particular against google before this web-rape of their privacy policies, just other stuff works better for me.

lenfromak: What_Would_Jimi_Do: when i follow what the page said, i get no option to remove. i get a (no thanks) and (turn we history on)

Same here. You and I are smart enough not to have turned it on.

Same here. Wow, I'm smarter than even I knew.

She's gotten naked in more than one movie...

you all clear your cookies completely when logging into gmail? or other sites that uh...read all your cookies right?
and of course you aren't using Chrome...right?
you've all disabled Google Analytics from your hosts file too right? and the some ten other google host worms right?

oh yeah...and you are all behind ten proxies too..

yeah..you all got it figured out...

Shadow Blasko: wtfisthat: Shadow Blasko: wtfisthat: ALSO I was an intern in the Art department for Embrace of the Vampire. I remember when they where filming the sex scene the men on the camera and grip crew where not allowed on to be in the room.

And no one in continuity thought it might be weird for her to have her first cigarette (a clove, sampoerna x-tra if I recall) in one seen, and french inhaling it the next?

/Picky? Me ... No

It was a shiatty script and B movie. Also the Art Department had nothing to do with how she was directed to inhale her cigarettes. I distressed soap and caught falling wardrobe doors in mid air, and shook netting for special effects as well as a sh*t ton of other miscallainy for the props and set design.

I was kidding... geeze...

Cool for you though.

Thanks I needed to brag tonight but I can honestly say that I wouldn't want the blame for that steaming pile of a movie. As the Art Director said "Hell I need the work." In my case I need the experience.

Back in 1995 I was a member of about 25 egroups which traded pictures of naked girls, with a total membership of about 50,000+ people, and I found out the Fumbling, Bumbling Incompetents were monitoring emails, trying to sniff out bad guys by looking for a few key words.

I figured I would do my duty and warn all my friends: "----Make sure you do not mention NORTH KOREA, ANFO, MILITIAS, TRUCK BOMBS, PLUTONIUM 239, ASSASSINATION, TERRORISM, JIHAD---" and about 50 oither terms.

I then spammed this to everyone on my list---and all of my egroups, who presumably passed it on to a lot of more people.

Within a day my hotmail account froze solid: I could not send, could not receive---could not do anything. This prevailed for about three days, until it unlocked and everything was restored---even spam I had deleted a week before.

I sure was proud to do do some harm to those dirty rotten bastards, hope they wasted plenty of time chasing a wild goose.

Never had mine turned on.

Unimpressed with Alyssa.

It seems to be disabled with Google Apps accounts (or, at least, I can't do anything about it). My personal account has never had it turned on. But, I use Chrome all day long, use the aforementioned Google Apps account constantly, and have my Facebook account linked to 9 million things...so whoopty-doo.

At this point, ensuring privacy and preventing data sharing is more of a pain in the ass than dealing with the effects.

By the way, my full name is Bill S. Preston and my SSN is 2323623462

needed* I ended up leaving the field behind btw due to personal problems btw

9beers: Until I find myself researching a murder I plan on committing, I couldn't give a fark less if Google has my search history.

Just be sure to google nothing but red herrings

And don't look up any Colombo plots or Strangers on a Train

jaylectricity: Shadow Blasko: Naked Alyssa?

Embrace of The Vampire.

/There .. did that for you for nothing.

NSFW (new window)

Oh oh, now people are going to start bookmarking this thread. Other people, I mean. Other, bad people.

jaylectricity: Shadow Blasko: Naked Alyssa?

Embrace of The Vampire.

/There .. did that for you for nothing.

NSFW (new window)

Man, been many a moon since I snuck out of my bed during free Showtime weekend to peep that (and then returned soonafter to the bunk, if ya folla..)

bulldg4life:

By the way, my full name is Bill S. Preston and my SSN is 2323623462

Okay, wait, if we were one of Europe's greatest leaders, and we were stranded in San Dimas for one day, where would we go?

Super Chronic: jaylectricity: Shadow Blasko: Naked Alyssa?

Embrace of The Vampire.

/There .. did that for you for nothing.

NSFW (new window)

Oh oh, now people are going to start bookmarking this thread. Other people, I mean. Other, bad people.

Deleted scene from Commando? Yikes.

cmunic8r99: meh. if I don't want the search kept, i sign out.

Yeah pretty much this. Or just dont make a google account.

jaylectricity: Oh my god, I just googled this, how do I clear my history!?!?!
First, be smart from the very beginning. Pulverize all teeth, burn off fingerprints, and disfigure the face. Forcing a DNA test to establish identity (if it ever comes to that) might introduce the legal/forensic hurdle that saves your ass down the line. An unidentifiable body can, in a pinch, be dressed in thrift store clothes and dropped in a bad part of town where the police are less likely to question it. I don't reommend that disposal method, I'm just saying an easily identifiable body is an even bigger threat than the opposite.
Assuming you have it inside a house where you can work on it a bit, the first thing you want to do is drain it of fluids. This will make it easier to cut up, and slow decomposition a little bit. The best way to do this quick and dirty is to perforate the body with a pointed knife, and then perform CPR on it. Cut the fronts of the thighs deep, diagonally, to slit the femoral arteries. Then pump the chest. The valves in the heart will still work when dead, and the springback of the ribcage can put apply a fair amount of suction to the artria. Do this in a tub. Plug the drain, and mingle lots of bleach with the bodily fluids before unplugging the drain to empty the tub. This should help control the stench of death, which would otherwise reek from your gutter gratings. Do everything you can to control odors. Plug in an ionizer, burn candles, leave bowls of baking soda everywhere. Ventilate the room in the middle of the night, but otherwise keep it closed. Keep the body under a plastic sheet while it's in the tub.
If you want to bury, I recommend seperating the body into several parts, and burying them seperately. For one thing, it's easier to dig a deep enough hole for a head than for an entire body. this reduces your chances of being discovered while you are actually outside and digging the grave.
That is the one thing you can't do inside the doors of your house, and represen ...

There used to be a guy on Fark who posted stuff like that. Geez, I sure miss him.

jaylectricity: Oh my god, I just googled this, how do I clear my history!?!?!

I'm glad that retard spent all that time talking about getting rid of a body without delving in to the insignificant part of "dealing with a missing person for the 3 months it would take you to do all of the things he mentioned"

Cuchulane: https://startpage.com/ (new window)

Sorry, but... Your search - penis - did not match any documents. in image search makes this an unacceptable search engine.

CygnusDarius: BTW, what happened to scroogle?.

The owner stated that he started getting hammered by a coordinated DDoS attack in December which took down several of his servers. And, Google had ramped up their throttling of his service and blocking their searches.

Dude said it is gone forever.

At first I was concerned, but then my strong level 1 IT skills kicked in and I cleared my browser cache.

/Step 1. Sign into account?
//LOL

bulldg4life: It seems to be disabled with Google Apps accounts (or, at least, I can't do anything about it). My personal account has never had it turned on. But, I use Chrome all day long, use the aforementioned Google Apps account constantly, and have my Facebook account linked to 9 million things...so whoopty-doo.

At this point, ensuring privacy and preventing data sharing is more of a pain in the ass than dealing with the effects.

By the way, my full name is Bill S. Preston and my SSN is *********

Weird, all I am getting is *********. Fark must have some sort of filter that screens out SSNs. What happens when I type mine in? 457-55-5462

How am I the first?
I am disappoint.

/hotlinked
//anyone remember PGP?

cryinoutloud: jaylectricity: Oh my god, I just googled this, how do I clear my history!?!?!
First, be smart from the very beginning. Pulverize all teeth, burn off fingerprints, and disfigure the face. Forcing a DNA test to establish identity (if it ever comes to that) might introduce the legal/forensic hurdle that saves your ass down the line. An unidentifiable body can, in a pinch, be dressed in thrift store clothes and dropped in a bad part of town where the police are less likely to question it. I don't reommend that disposal method, I'm just saying an easily identifiable body is an even bigger threat than the opposite.
Assuming you have it inside a house where you can work on it a bit, the first thing you want to do is drain it of fluids. This will make it easier to cut up, and slow decomposition a little bit. The best way to do this quick and dirty is to perforate the body with a pointed knife, and then perform CPR on it. Cut the fronts of the thighs deep, diagonally, to slit the femoral arteries. Then pump the chest. The valves in the heart will still work when dead, and the springback of the ribcage can put apply a fair amount of suction to the artria. Do this in a tub. Plug the drain, and mingle lots of bleach with the bodily fluids before unplugging the drain to empty the tub. This should help control the stench of death, which would otherwise reek from your gutter gratings. Do everything you can to control odors. Plug in an ionizer, burn candles, leave bowls of baking soda everywhere. Ventilate the room in the middle of the night, but otherwise keep it closed. Keep the body under a plastic sheet while it's in the tub.
If you want to bury, I recommend seperating the body into several parts, and burying them seperately. For one thing, it's easier to dig a deep enough hole for a head than for an entire body. this reduces your chances of being discovered while you are actually outside and digging the grave.
That is the one thing you can't do inside the doors of your house, ...

Not me.

But Barry Eisler's John Rain series has lots of interesting things to say on the subject...

strutin: [mybfolder.org image 455x567]

/hotlinked
//anyone remember PGP?

The encryption????

jaylectricity: Shadow Blasko: Naked Alyssa?

Embrace of The Vampire.

/There .. did that for you for nothing.

NSFW (new window)

How nice would it be to be a Vampire when Alyssa is on the rag...