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2012-02-22 11:58:37 PM
You can also pause the search history too.
 
2012-02-23 12:03:12 AM
RogermcAllen: bulldg4life: It seems to be disabled with Google Apps accounts (or, at least, I can't do anything about it). My personal account has never had it turned on. But, I use Chrome all day long, use the aforementioned Google Apps account constantly, and have my Facebook account linked to 9 million things...so whoopty-doo.

At this point, ensuring privacy and preventing data sharing is more of a pain in the ass than dealing with the effects.

By the way, my full name is Bill S. Preston and my SSN is *********

Weird, all I am getting is *********. Fark must have some sort of filter that screens out SSNs. What happens when I type mine in? 457-55-5462


I STEAL YOUR SOUL
 
2012-02-23 12:04:39 AM
jaylectricity: Shadow Blasko: Naked Alyssa?

Embrace of The Vampire.

/There .. did that for you for nothing.

NSFW (new window)


Hawt! I've never actually seen that before.
 
2012-02-23 12:05:47 AM
strutin: //anyone remember PGP?

I remember having to fill out some "I am not an international arms dealer" declaration before being allowed to download it from MIT's FTP site. Ah, ITAR. Those were the days.
 
2012-02-23 12:09:56 AM
I'm supposed to believe that just because Google says my history has been deleted, that it's been deleted and they didn't keep a double secret copy of it on some server in Madagascar?
 
2012-02-23 12:12:56 AM
https://www.ixquick.com/
 
2012-02-23 12:13:08 AM
If my memory serves me correctly, she also did a semi-bondage themed nude scene in "Poison Ivy 2".

/Everything should be narrated in Chairman Kaga's voice.
 
2012-02-23 12:34:47 AM
Huh... I had already turned off Google Web History a while ago... I think it was giving me really shiatty results based on what it *perceived* as my search history.

If I want to find something, Google, I know how to search for it... I don't need you *guessing* at what I want to find.
 
2012-02-23 12:34:47 AM
Archimedes' Principal: I'm supposed to believe that just because Google says my history has been deleted, that it's been deleted and they didn't keep a double secret copy of it on some server in Madagascar?

The act of 'removing your history' has actually flagged all of that data for more scrutinous investigation.
 
2012-02-23 12:38:42 AM
If they check out my history they will be able to find the best female midget porn the web has to offer.
 
2012-02-23 12:44:03 AM
DiRF: If I want to find something, Google, I know how to search for it... I don't need you *guessing* at what I want to find.

It's not supposed to guess what you want to find. It's supposed to guess what it'll take to dupe you into supporting one of their advertisers.
 
2012-02-23 12:45:22 AM
Got Nigerian'd this week somehow. 5 charges 150-200$ show up on my account for the TOEFL, call them and get the names of the testees: Maureen Mbugua, Florence Maina, Serah Ohngegu, Francis Awvori, and Charles Kigera. I suggest to the person on the phone that they got "scammed by Africans" (based on the last names)...before I realized I was clearly talking to an African American. Awkwaaaaarrrrrd.

CSB
 
2012-02-23 12:57:33 AM
Hector Remarkable: Do not resist the Google. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated, analyzed, and given customized search results.

Yeah but those customized search results will suck, and you'll be forced to go to Bing or elsewhere to find proper results.

I'm amazed at how bad Google's results have been lately.
 
2012-02-23 12:59:51 AM
lenfromak:

What_Would_Jimi_Do: when i follow what the page said, i get no option to remove. i get a (no thanks) and (turn we history on)

Same here. You and I are smart enough not to have turned it on.


OH. I wasn't sure what "no thanks" meant there and turned it on so I could remove it, because Google's Help page on that said it's turned on automatically when you open an account. So I created one just to stop it? I just told the Trilateral Commission/Sesame Street that I was worried -- for nothing? And what does "paused" mean in this context; does that mean they're still not doing what they weren't doing before?

Should I just delete my whole Google account and start popping Risperdal?

*shakes fist at Internet*
 
2012-02-23 01:01:13 AM
Ikahoshi: Hector Remarkable: Do not resist the Google. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated, analyzed, and given customized search results.

Yeah but those customized search results will suck, and you'll be forced to go to Bing or elsewhere to find proper results.

I'm amazed at how bad Google's results have been lately.


Word.

addictinginfo.org
 
2012-02-23 01:01:29 AM
It's hell being paranoid, senile, retarded and hung over.
 
2012-02-23 01:05:51 AM
This is why I have Linux with VirtualBox and a Windows virtual machine, Firefox, opera, Chromium and Epiphany on the former, IE, Firefox, Safari and Chrome on the latter,
 
2012-02-23 01:05:54 AM
If somebody has nothing better to do than sift through my google searches, that's a reflection on them, not me.
 
2012-02-23 01:11:22 AM
unlikely: Google search history?
That thing smart users cleared and turned off as soon as it was possible to do so?


...they're going to stop you from doing that?


I just went there to turn mine off and it was already set to off...so it defaults to off? Not seeing the issue here. I know I never turned it off. I didn't even know it existed until this article.
 
2012-02-23 01:15:39 AM
unlikely: Google search history?
That thing smart users cleared and turned off as soon as it was possible to do so?


...they're going to stop you from doing that?


I went to turn it off (I don't object to my ads being limited to relevant things, that actually sounds like a bonus, but this level of invasiveness is a bit much), but it appears that it's actually off by default. Which I guess explains why some of my Gmail ads have been crazy mad libs with random words from e-mail bodies.
 
2012-02-23 01:29:25 AM
unlikely: Google search history?
That thing smart users cleared and turned off as soon as it was possible to do so?


...they're going to stop you from doing that?


This. Almost all my email accounts (.edu, .org, .net and even .gov) are in Google Apps domains, and most of the domains never turned on web history in the first place. :)
 
2012-02-23 01:37:40 AM
No more motherless searches for bestiality then?
 
2012-02-23 01:39:08 AM
thelordofcheese

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2012-02-23 01:05:51 AM
This is why I have Linux with VirtualBox and a Windows virtual machine, Firefox, opera, Chromium and Epiphany on the former, IE, Firefox, Safari and Chrome on the latter,



Yeah Me too.... imbeciles jeez
 
2012-02-23 01:52:28 AM
strutin: //anyone remember PGP?

Have you met its successor? (new window)
 
2012-02-23 02:14:39 AM
Notabunny:

If somebody has nothing better to do than sift through my google searches, that's a reflection on them, not me.

Just because somebody's bored and stupid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
 
2012-02-23 02:24:20 AM
The One True TheDavid: Notabunny:

If somebody has nothing better to do than sift through my google searches, that's a reflection on them, not me.

Just because somebody's bored and stupid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.


I may be uninformed, but what's the worst they could do? Try to embarrass me? I doubt that's possible. But even if it is, who are they going to embarrass me in front of? A brazilian strangers who've never heard of me? Somehow, I'll find a way to soldier on.
 
2012-02-23 02:42:13 AM
bulldg4life: CygnusDarius: BTW, what happened to scroogle?.

The owner stated that he started getting hammered by a coordinated DDoS attack in December which took down several of his servers. And, Google had ramped up their throttling of his service and blocking their searches.

Dude said it is gone forever.


Isn't there motto "don't be evil?" Denying people of their porn is pretty farking evil if you ask me.
 
2012-02-23 02:51:01 AM
bulldg4life: It seems to be disabled with Google Apps accounts (or, at least, I can't do anything about it). My personal account has never had it turned on. But, I use Chrome all day long, use the aforementioned Google Apps account constantly, and have my Facebook account linked to 9 million things...so whoopty-doo.

At this point, ensuring privacy and preventing data sharing is more of a pain in the ass than dealing with the effects.

By the way, my full name is Bill S. Preston and my SSN is 2323623462


Seriously hate how Facebook is integrated into everything now. It's more work to make sure you AREN'T sharing everything on there. I try to make sure I log out so it doesn't get out of hand but still. I don't mind sharing lots (as long as I have to intentionally share each item) on Twitter because that account is my more limited one--I don't want to share my random thoughts with people I don't know that well--but Facebook, not so much.

No preference on Google. I have a YouTube account but that's all, and I use Google more on my phone and at school (which doesn't save anything between sessions) than on my laptop. I don't like how creepy and invasive they seem to be aiming for, though. There's nothing bad about anonymity online. Websites should all assume you want to be anonymous until you say otherwise, and then you should have to verify fairly often if you really want to give that up.
 
2012-02-23 02:57:16 AM
DiRF: Huh... I had already turned off Google Web History a while ago... I think it was giving me really shiatty results based on what it *perceived* as my search history.

If I want to find something, Google, I know how to search for it... I don't need you *guessing* at what I want to find.


If that's what it does, I might consider it. I'd like it to prioritize IMDB and Wikipedia for me so I don't have to skim, since half the time that's what I'm looking up.

/watch a lot of USA and TNT and people in one show tend to be in a bunch of their other shows but I always forget where I've seen them
//Casey Novak being a killer into autoerotic asphyxiation is my favorite guest star overlap
///I like to pretend they're the same person in the different shows
//that prison show had a ton of law and order people, likes Eames as a sex addict and Elliot as a gay sociopath
 
2012-02-23 03:17:49 AM
thelordofcheese: This is why I have Linux with VirtualBox and a Windows virtual machine, Firefox, opera, Chromium and Epiphany on the former, IE, Firefox, Safari and Chrome on the latter,

sorry.. slight threadjack. I keep an Ubuntu USB drive in case I just feel all zany. Between Chromium and Epiphany, what do you like better and why? So far I've only had experience with Chromium. For added fun, I farking LOVED Konqueror.
 
2012-02-23 03:24:30 AM
Notabunny: If somebody has nothing better to do than sift through my google searches, that's a reflection on them, not me.

you can learn a lot about a person by the titles in their bookcase.
 
2012-02-23 03:24:52 AM
movieman_1979: jaylectricity: Shadow Blasko: Naked Alyssa?

Embrace of The Vampire.

/There .. did that for you for nothing.

NSFW (new window)

Man, been many a moon since I snuck out of my bed during free Showtime weekend to peep that (and then returned soonafter to the bunk, if ya folla..)


That's no moon....

/oblig
//starcelebs(dot)com (new window)
 
2012-02-23 03:38:16 AM
KrispyKritter: Notabunny: If somebody has nothing better to do than sift through my google searches, that's a reflection on them, not me.

you can learn a lot about a person by the titles in their bookcase.


Let them learn. I really don't care, and don't think anyone else should, either. I suspect that for the rest of my life dozens or hundreds of people and companies will collect all the information they can about me, with and without my knowledge and/or consent. I'll bet all of that effort will go toward trying to sell me something. That's all. No Ill intent. They'll target me with some crummy commercial taylored to my interests. I'm just as capable of ignoring commercials for items which would fit thematically on my bookshelf, as I am for items in which I have no interest.
 
2012-02-23 07:46:24 AM
Hector Remarkable: Do not resist the Google. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated, analyzed, and given customized search results.

This
 
2012-02-23 07:55:41 AM
CygnusDarius: BTW, what happened to scroogle?.

They're dead. Between DNS attacks and Google legal action, Scroogle has been shut down.
 
2012-02-23 08:09:33 AM
When the Social Security Number was created, the Government of Canada promised that it would not be used as a universal identifier allowing the Government (and others who get their hands on your SSN) to cross-reference all files they have on you. This promise failed to be kept. As a result, every Government file at 23 departments and agencies can be cross-referenced and combined into a database that knows more about you than you do.

With the outsourcing of government databases to firms in the USA and possibly elsewhere, the US government and others also have access to these massive databases, not to mention their employees, subsidiary employees, any hacker in the world, and so forth.

Google is not just collecting private data that is extremely dangerous in the hands of legitimate and illegitimate users, it is breaking down the firewalls between this data. That is the real problem. Thousands of companies may have your personal information, but they only share it in a limited way. Google has more information on you than the Government(s) of the world, and than all the other companies you deal with combined. And now they are breaking down the walls between assembling this data and mining it. What they are creating is not a portrait of their users (who number in the millions or billions) but the Matrix. The data they can and do assemble on you is a long way towards being a copy of you. A copy that can be used to predict and manipulate your real world behaviour, not only by selling you goods and services that you will not be equipped by evolution, culture, experience or personal attributes to resist, but by learning things about you that it is dangerous for anybody, possibly even you, to know.

When you are really a cog in a giant soul-crushing machine, you can not be paranoid. Paranoia is a delusion. The Matrix is real and its name is currently Google.

The USSR, Nazi Germany, the USA, and many of the imaginary consiracies of the world are nothing to what Google already has. And it doesn't help much if you are off the grid--everybody else is on it.

Google is just too important to its users for many of them to give it up. We are attracted by "free" stuff, ease of use, usefulness, speed, efficiency, effectiveness. Google is all those good things, but it is inevitably all the bad things also. Because a knife can be used to do a thousand useful things and to torture, maim and kill. A gun is more powerful than a knife and a database is way more powerful than a gun to your head. If somebody puts a gun to your head, you're probably going to know it.

When I did a Google search for the name of an Iranian singer recently, ads in Arabic turned up in my Gmail. Well, I guess I'll never be able to enter the United States without being suspected of terrorism ever again.
 
2012-02-23 08:38:59 AM
what if I don't have a google account?
 
2012-02-23 09:58:17 AM
doloresonthedottedline: DiRF: Huh... I had already turned off Google Web History a while ago... I think it was giving me really shiatty results based on what it *perceived* as my search history.

If I want to find something, Google, I know how to search for it... I don't need you *guessing* at what I want to find.

If that's what it does, I might consider it. I'd like it to prioritize IMDB and Wikipedia for me so I don't have to skim, since half the time that's what I'm looking up.

/watch a lot of USA and TNT and people in one show tend to be in a bunch of their other shows but I always forget where I've seen them
//Casey Novak being a killer into autoerotic asphyxiation is my favorite guest star overlap
///I like to pretend they're the same person in the different shows
//that prison show had a ton of law and order people, likes Eames as a sex addict and Elliot as a gay sociopath


Dr Skoda, the psychologist and the farmers insurance guy was the gay neo nazi leader. The asian psychologist guy on SVU was the priest. There were a lot of guys on the law and orders that were on Oz like you said.
 
2012-02-23 10:19:41 AM
Meh, let them record all my instances of "nearest taco bell" and "does taco bell serve corn dogs?". Hopefully they will forward the info along to Taco Bell.
 
2012-02-23 10:19:56 AM
just so y'all know, it's pronounced- jewgle not google
 
2012-02-23 10:50:23 AM
Cuchulane: https://startpage.com/ (new window)

This. Been using it for years.
 
2012-02-23 11:01:29 AM
The paranoia surrounding Google always makes me laugh. As long as they keep giving me loads of free, useful products that are integrated across platforms and devices, I could care less what they do with my search history of 'poop on s stick'.
 
2012-02-23 11:01:54 AM
Notabunny:

I may be uninformed, but what's the worst they could do? Try to embarrass me?

Theoretically there's blackmail. Maybe a few years down the road you'll be worth it. "You don't want us to tell your employers about the midgets, do you?"

Maybe you never searched for anything "controversial" or if you did would tell the bad people to suck eggs, but some people don't have your balls and/or have too much to lose. And even if we're only talking about web searches, people who wish Sarah Palin were President might become very upset with you that you ever did them, regardless of how silly you think the issue is.

And keep in mind we're not only talking about the board and management of Google Inc.: there are always disgruntled employees, moles & plants, and Google itself might get hacked by evil miscreants.

See?
 
2012-02-23 11:04:05 AM
brantgoose: When I did a Google search for the name of an Iranian singer recently, ads in Arabic turned up in my Gmail. Well, I guess I'll never be able to enter the United States without being suspected of terrorism ever again.

A few years ago, I started seeing ads in Arabic in my Gmail, but to this day I can't figure out why. And unfortunately, this happened long before the "Why this ad?" button existed.

I can't decide what's weirder, though: those Arabic Gmail ads, or the time that Facebook suggested I add my former landlady as a friend.
 
2012-02-23 11:24:53 AM
You know, if I were going to start a fiendish blackmail ring it might occur to me to start a "privacy protecting service." You know, kinda the way a homohating sheriff might send his hunkiest deputy to pick on lonely gays who walk their dogs in the park.

George Smiley's buddies called it a honey pot (link).
 
2012-02-23 11:42:27 AM
JimmySlicings: bulldg4life:

By the way, my full name is Bill S. Preston and my SSN is 2323623462

Okay, wait, if we were one of Europe's greatest leaders, and we were stranded in San Dimas for one day, where would we go?


Waterloop.

*Air guitar*
 
2012-02-23 12:11:31 PM
I figured it would not be smart if I told you that my SSN is 783-87-1462, but then I figured it's ok as long as I don't tell you that my general password is Bigjohns0n and that my mom's maiden name is Smyth and that I was born in San Diego on July 3rd of 1973. And after all of that, I just figured I would not even post this at all, just in case. So where is that cancel button...
 
2012-02-23 01:07:22 PM
citoriman: Got Nigerian'd this week somehow. 5 charges 150-200$ show up on my account for the TOEFL, call them and get the names of the testees: Maureen Mbugua, Florence Maina, Serah Ohngegu, Francis Awvori, and Charles Kigera.

None of those sound Nigerian. More Kenyan/Ugandan/Rwandese.

I'm surprised, actually.
 
2012-02-23 06:26:55 PM
srhp29: unlikely: Google search history?
That thing smart users cleared and turned off as soon as it was possible to do so?


...they're going to stop you from doing that?

I just went there to turn mine off and it was already set to off...so it defaults to off? Not seeing the issue here. I know I never turned it off. I didn't even know it existed until this article.


both of mine where on by default, as I know I never turned it on. Had results dating back to 2005 on both of my accounts...
 
2012-02-23 06:32:39 PM
jaylectricity: Shadow Blasko: Naked Alyssa?

Embrace of The Vampire.

/There .. did that for you for nothing.

NSFW (new window)


Was that guy on top the one from Spandau Ballet?

/how not to watch an erotic video
 
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