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unlikely		2012-02-22 08:14:43 PM

Google search history?
That thing smart users cleared and turned off as soon as it was possible to do so?

...they're going to stop you from doing that?

Shadow Blasko		2012-02-22 08:20:17 PM

Naked Alyssa?

Embrace of The Vampire.

/There .. did that for you for nothing.

Cuchulane		2012-02-22 08:53:28 PM

https://startpage.com/ (new window)

Quasar		2012-02-22 09:11:51 PM

Elusive? I do not think it means what you think it means.

jaylectricity		2012-02-22 09:43:14 PM

Shadow Blasko: Naked Alyssa?

Embrace of The Vampire.

/There .. did that for you for nothing.

NSFW (new window)

Procedural Texture		2012-02-22 10:23:17 PM

Shadow Blasko: /There...did that for you for nothing.

If that was so easy to find, maybe there's another one that is elusive.
Or more than one.

Hector Remarkable		2012-02-22 10:26:59 PM

Do not resist the Google. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated, analyzed, and given customized search results.

Cuchulane		2012-02-22 10:47:32 PM

smooshie		2012-02-22 10:50:23 PM

unlikely: That thing smart users cleared and turned off as soon as it was possible to do so?

Eh, I keep mine on. It's useful for finding sites I visited long ago, and the stats it gives are fun (like seeing what I've been searching for at 4 AM xD). I'm not running Wikileaks, I doubt Google or the government give two shiats about what porn I watch.

cmunic8r99		2012-02-22 10:53:13 PM

meh. if I don't want the search kept, i sign out.

What_Would_Jimi_Do		2012-02-22 11:07:49 PM

when i follow what the page said, i get no option to remove. i get a (no thanks) and (turn we history on)

dennysgod		2012-02-22 11:08:48 PM

Or you could just not have a Google account, problem solved.

lenfromak		2012-02-22 11:11:41 PM

What_Would_Jimi_Do: when i follow what the page said, i get no option to remove. i get a (no thanks) and (turn we history on)

Same here. You and I are smart enough not to have turned it on.

Cheesus		2012-02-22 11:13:15 PM

What_Would_Jimi_Do: when i follow what the page said, i get no option to remove. i get a (no thanks) and (turn we history on)

I get the same thing. I believe we turned it off before, or never turned it on.

wtfisthat		2012-02-22 11:15:14 PM

smooshie: unlikely: That thing smart users cleared and turned off as soon as it was possible to do so?

Eh, I keep mine on. It's useful for finding sites I visited long ago, and the stats it gives are fun (like seeing what I've been searching for at 4 AM xD). I'm not running Wikileaks, I doubt Google or the government give two shiats about what porn I watch.

THIS I've given up on the idea of online anonymity. I just watch what I do on the internet and post on my Facebook or Twitter page. If you want the juicy dirt on me. You'd have to watch me when I'm alone in my apartment or tap my cell phone connection.

ALSO I was an intern in the Art department for Embrace of the Vampire. I remember when they where filming the sex scene the men on the camera and grip crew where not allowed on to be in the room.

stuffy		2012-02-22 11:15:37 PM

Not a problem. Google thinks I'm Pat Robertson.

Shadow Blasko		2012-02-22 11:17:44 PM

wtfisthat: ALSO I was an intern in the Art department for Embrace of the Vampire. I remember when they where filming the sex scene the men on the camera and grip crew where not allowed on to be in the room.

And no one in continuity thought it might be weird for her to have her first cigarette (a clove, sampoerna x-tra if I recall) in one seen, and french inhaling it the next?

/Picky? Me ... No

9beers		2012-02-22 11:21:39 PM

Until I find myself researching a murder I plan on committing, I couldn't give a fark less if Google has my search history.

wtfisthat		2012-02-22 11:25:30 PM

Shadow Blasko: wtfisthat: ALSO I was an intern in the Art department for Embrace of the Vampire. I remember when they where filming the sex scene the men on the camera and grip crew where not allowed on to be in the room.

And no one in continuity thought it might be weird for her to have her first cigarette (a clove, sampoerna x-tra if I recall) in one seen, and french inhaling it the next?

/Picky? Me ... No

It was a shiatty script and B movie. Also the Art Department had nothing to do with how she was directed to inhale her cigarettes. I distressed soap and caught falling wardrobe doors in mid air, and shook netting for special effects as well as a sh*t ton of other miscallainy for the props and set design.

fanbladesaresharp		2012-02-22 11:25:39 PM

dennysgod: Or you could just not have a Google account, problem solved.

Only google product I use with any regularity is GoogleEarth. I don't have a youtube, gmail, G+ or any sort of Google account, nor is it my preferred search engine _dogpile. Hell I rarely even use youtube with the bazillion of other video sites out there. Not that I had anything in particular against google before this web-rape of their privacy policies, just other stuff works better for me.

capt.hollister		2012-02-22 11:26:28 PM

lenfromak: What_Would_Jimi_Do: when i follow what the page said, i get no option to remove. i get a (no thanks) and (turn we history on)

Same here. You and I are smart enough not to have turned it on.

Same here. Wow, I'm smarter than even I knew.

Shadow Blasko		2012-02-22 11:26:33 PM

wtfisthat: Shadow Blasko: wtfisthat: ALSO I was an intern in the Art department for Embrace of the Vampire. I remember when they where filming the sex scene the men on the camera and grip crew where not allowed on to be in the room.

And no one in continuity thought it might be weird for her to have her first cigarette (a clove, sampoerna x-tra if I recall) in one seen, and french inhaling it the next?

/Picky? Me ... No

It was a shiatty script and B movie. Also the Art Department had nothing to do with how she was directed to inhale her cigarettes. I distressed soap and caught falling wardrobe doors in mid air, and shook netting for special effects as well as a sh*t ton of other miscallainy for the props and set design.

I was kidding... geeze...

Cool for you though.

gund		2012-02-22 11:29:08 PM

She's gotten naked in more than one movie...

James Scameron		2012-02-22 11:29:29 PM

you all clear your cookies completely when logging into gmail? or other sites that uh...read all your cookies right?
and of course you aren't using Chrome...right?
you've all disabled Google Analytics from your hosts file too right? and the some ten other google host worms right?

oh yeah...and you are all behind ten proxies too..

yeah..you all got it figured out...

wtfisthat		2012-02-22 11:29:32 PM

Shadow Blasko: wtfisthat: Shadow Blasko: wtfisthat: ALSO I was an intern in the Art department for Embrace of the Vampire. I remember when they where filming the sex scene the men on the camera and grip crew where not allowed on to be in the room.

And no one in continuity thought it might be weird for her to have her first cigarette (a clove, sampoerna x-tra if I recall) in one seen, and french inhaling it the next?

/Picky? Me ... No

It was a shiatty script and B movie. Also the Art Department had nothing to do with how she was directed to inhale her cigarettes. I distressed soap and caught falling wardrobe doors in mid air, and shook netting for special effects as well as a sh*t ton of other miscallainy for the props and set design.

I was kidding... geeze...

Cool for you though.

Thanks I needed to brag tonight but I can honestly say that I wouldn't want the blame for that steaming pile of a movie. As the Art Director said "Hell I need the work." In my case I need the experience.

olddinosaur		2012-02-22 11:33:11 PM

Back in 1995 I was a member of about 25 egroups which traded pictures of naked girls, with a total membership of about 50,000+ people, and I found out the Fumbling, Bumbling Incompetents were monitoring emails, trying to sniff out bad guys by looking for a few key words.

I figured I would do my duty and warn all my friends: "----Make sure you do not mention NORTH KOREA, ANFO, MILITIAS, TRUCK BOMBS, PLUTONIUM 239, ASSASSINATION, TERRORISM, JIHAD---" and about 50 oither terms.

I then spammed this to everyone on my list---and all of my egroups, who presumably passed it on to a lot of more people.

Within a day my hotmail account froze solid: I could not send, could not receive---could not do anything. This prevailed for about three days, until it unlocked and everything was restored---even spam I had deleted a week before.

I sure was proud to do do some harm to those dirty rotten bastards, hope they wasted plenty of time chasing a wild goose.

wambu		2012-02-22 11:33:43 PM

Never had mine turned on.

Unimpressed with Alyssa.

bulldg4life		2012-02-22 11:33:52 PM

It seems to be disabled with Google Apps accounts (or, at least, I can't do anything about it). My personal account has never had it turned on. But, I use Chrome all day long, use the aforementioned Google Apps account constantly, and have my Facebook account linked to 9 million things...so whoopty-doo.

At this point, ensuring privacy and preventing data sharing is more of a pain in the ass than dealing with the effects.

By the way, my full name is Bill S. Preston and my SSN is 2323623462

wtfisthat		2012-02-22 11:34:41 PM

needed* I ended up leaving the field behind btw due to personal problems btw

Fano		2012-02-22 11:35:21 PM

9beers: Until I find myself researching a murder I plan on committing, I couldn't give a fark less if Google has my search history.

Just be sure to google nothing but red herrings

And don't look up any Colombo plots or Strangers on a Train

Super Chronic		2012-02-22 11:35:44 PM

jaylectricity: Shadow Blasko: Naked Alyssa?

Embrace of The Vampire.

/There .. did that for you for nothing.

NSFW (new window)

Oh oh, now people are going to start bookmarking this thread. Other people, I mean. Other, bad people.

jaylectricity		2012-02-22 11:36:55 PM

Oh my god, I just googled this, how do I clear my history!?!?!

First, be smart from the very beginning. Pulverize all teeth, burn off fingerprints, and disfigure the face. Forcing a DNA test to establish identity (if it ever comes to that) might introduce the legal/forensic hurdle that saves your ass down the line. An unidentifiable body can, in a pinch, be dressed in thrift store clothes and dropped in a bad part of town where the police are less likely to question it. I don't reommend that disposal method, I'm just saying an easily identifiable body is an even bigger threat than the opposite.

Assuming you have it inside a house where you can work on it a bit, the first thing you want to do is drain it of fluids. This will make it easier to cut up, and slow decomposition a little bit. The best way to do this quick and dirty is to perforate the body with a pointed knife, and then perform CPR on it. Cut the fronts of the thighs deep, diagonally, to slit the femoral arteries. Then pump the chest. The valves in the heart will still work when dead, and the springback of the ribcage can put apply a fair amount of suction to the artria. Do this in a tub. Plug the drain, and mingle lots of bleach with the bodily fluids before unplugging the drain to empty the tub. This should help control the stench of death, which would otherwise reek from your gutter gratings. Do everything you can to control odors. Plug in an ionizer, burn candles, leave bowls of baking soda everywhere. Ventilate the room in the middle of the night, but otherwise keep it closed. Keep the body under a plastic sheet while it's in the tub.

If you want to bury, I recommend seperating the body into several parts, and burying them seperately. For one thing, it's easier to dig a deep enough hole for a head than for an entire body. this reduces your chances of being discovered while you are actually outside and digging the grave.
That is the one thing you can't do inside the doors of your house, and represents a vulnerable moment you want to keep brief, under 2 hours. Do it between 3 and 5 am. It's also less likely for someone to call the police if their dog digs up some chunk of meat, than if they dig up an enitre body. They may assume it's an animal carcass disfigured by decomposition, and leave it alone or dispose of it. It's also more likely that the dog will consume all of it before anyone knows the difference. A whole skeleton is another story. You can cut a body into 6 pieces faster than you think. It's not much different than boning a chicken, but it takes more work, a big knife, and time. A hammer will be useful for pulverizing joints or driving the knife deep where it doesn't want to go. Anyway it's wise to crush as much of the skeleton as you can along the way. It will aid in making the body less identifiable for what it is as it decomposes.

Don't return to the same site 6 times for 6 burials.You'll attract suspicion from anyone nearby, and you'll wind up placing the body parts close enough together to be found by any serious investigation. Put them in plastic bags with lots of bleach, and store in a freezer until you have enough time to bury them all.

Depending on what tools you have available, you may find that you're get really good at deconstructing the body. You might prefer to slowly sprinkle it down a drain without leaving your house. This avoids the long-term risk of discovery associated with burial, and the overwhelming supply of bacteria in a sewer accellerates deconomposition, whil e providing a convenient cover smell.

Truly grinding down a body takes a lot more work, and you run the risk of fouling your plumbing and calling in a plumber. So don't try it unless you know how to clear bones and meat out of a drainpipe. A good food processor can be useful. But don't over-use it, or power drills or saws. They're noisy and they attract attention. And forget the kitchen sink. It's better if you actually remove one of the toilets in your house from its base, which will give you direct access to one of the largest sewer pipes that enters your house. Follow any disposals with lots of bleach and then run the water for 5 or 10 minutes on top of that. And plug that pipe when you're not using it, to prevent any sewer gasses from backing up into your house. Usually, a U-trap inside the toilet does that for you.
posted by scarabic at 6:27 PM on June 13, 2004 [797 favorites]

movieman_1979		2012-02-22 11:37:11 PM

jaylectricity: Shadow Blasko: Naked Alyssa?

Embrace of The Vampire.

/There .. did that for you for nothing.

NSFW (new window)

Man, been many a moon since I snuck out of my bed during free Showtime weekend to peep that (and then returned soonafter to the bunk, if ya folla..)

JimmySlicings		2012-02-22 11:39:51 PM

bulldg4life:

By the way, my full name is Bill S. Preston and my SSN is 2323623462

Okay, wait, if we were one of Europe's greatest leaders, and we were stranded in San Dimas for one day, where would we go?

Fano		2012-02-22 11:39:59 PM

Super Chronic: jaylectricity: Shadow Blasko: Naked Alyssa?

Embrace of The Vampire.

/There .. did that for you for nothing.

NSFW (new window)

Oh oh, now people are going to start bookmarking this thread. Other people, I mean. Other, bad people.

Deleted scene from Commando? Yikes.

runescorpio		2012-02-22 11:40:40 PM

cmunic8r99: meh. if I don't want the search kept, i sign out.

Yeah pretty much this. Or just dont make a google account.

CygnusDarius		2012-02-22 11:41:20 PM

BTW, what happened to scroogle?.

cryinoutloud		2012-02-22 11:42:04 PM

jaylectricity: Oh my god, I just googled this, how do I clear my history!?!?!
First, be smart from the very beginning. Pulverize all teeth, burn off fingerprints, and disfigure the face. Forcing a DNA test to establish identity (if it ever comes to that) might introduce the legal/forensic hurdle that saves your ass down the line. An unidentifiable body can, in a pinch, be dressed in thrift store clothes and dropped in a bad part of town where the police are less likely to question it. I don't reommend that disposal method, I'm just saying an easily identifiable body is an even bigger threat than the opposite.
Assuming you have it inside a house where you can work on it a bit, the first thing you want to do is drain it of fluids. This will make it easier to cut up, and slow decomposition a little bit. The best way to do this quick and dirty is to perforate the body with a pointed knife, and then perform CPR on it. Cut the fronts of the thighs deep, diagonally, to slit the femoral arteries. Then pump the chest. The valves in the heart will still work when dead, and the springback of the ribcage can put apply a fair amount of suction to the artria. Do this in a tub. Plug the drain, and mingle lots of bleach with the bodily fluids before unplugging the drain to empty the tub. This should help control the stench of death, which would otherwise reek from your gutter gratings. Do everything you can to control odors. Plug in an ionizer, burn candles, leave bowls of baking soda everywhere. Ventilate the room in the middle of the night, but otherwise keep it closed. Keep the body under a plastic sheet while it's in the tub.
If you want to bury, I recommend seperating the body into several parts, and burying them seperately. For one thing, it's easier to dig a deep enough hole for a head than for an entire body. this reduces your chances of being discovered while you are actually outside and digging the grave.
That is the one thing you can't do inside the doors of your house, and represen ...

There used to be a guy on Fark who posted stuff like that. Geez, I sure miss him.

bulldg4life		2012-02-22 11:42:04 PM

jaylectricity: Oh my god, I just googled this, how do I clear my history!?!?!

I'm glad that retard spent all that time talking about getting rid of a body without delving in to the insignificant part of "dealing with a missing person for the 3 months it would take you to do all of the things he mentioned"

cig-mkr		2012-02-22 11:43:41 PM

Well we won't be Googling Brown Bunny anymore will we?

Shyla		2012-02-22 11:45:12 PM

Cuchulane: https://startpage.com/ (new window)

Sorry, but... Your search - penis - did not match any documents. in image search makes this an unacceptable search engine.

bulldg4life		2012-02-22 11:46:10 PM

CygnusDarius: BTW, what happened to scroogle?.

The owner stated that he started getting hammered by a coordinated DDoS attack in December which took down several of his servers. And, Google had ramped up their throttling of his service and blocking their searches.

Dude said it is gone forever.

CygnusDarius		2012-02-22 11:47:50 PM

bulldg4life: CygnusDarius: BTW, what happened to scroogle?.

The owner stated that he started getting hammered by a coordinated DDoS attack in December which took down several of his servers. And, Google had ramped up their throttling of his service and blocking their searches.

Dude said it is gone forever.

Well, god damn it. Why Google, WHYYY!!?!!!?!?!?!!?!?.

Fista-Phobia		2012-02-22 11:47:54 PM

At first I was concerned, but then my strong level 1 IT skills kicked in and I cleared my browser cache.

/Step 1. Sign into account?
//LOL

RogermcAllen		2012-02-22 11:48:54 PM

bulldg4life: It seems to be disabled with Google Apps accounts (or, at least, I can't do anything about it). My personal account has never had it turned on. But, I use Chrome all day long, use the aforementioned Google Apps account constantly, and have my Facebook account linked to 9 million things...so whoopty-doo.

At this point, ensuring privacy and preventing data sharing is more of a pain in the ass than dealing with the effects.

By the way, my full name is Bill S. Preston and my SSN is *********

Weird, all I am getting is *********. Fark must have some sort of filter that screens out SSNs. What happens when I type mine in? 457-55-5462

bastian_74		2012-02-22 11:49:17 PM

How am I the first?
I am disappoint.

strutin		2012-02-22 11:53:31 PM

/hotlinked
//anyone remember PGP?

nocturn		2012-02-22 11:55:12 PM

cryinoutloud: jaylectricity: Oh my god, I just googled this, how do I clear my history!?!?!
First, be smart from the very beginning. Pulverize all teeth, burn off fingerprints, and disfigure the face. Forcing a DNA test to establish identity (if it ever comes to that) might introduce the legal/forensic hurdle that saves your ass down the line. An unidentifiable body can, in a pinch, be dressed in thrift store clothes and dropped in a bad part of town where the police are less likely to question it. I don't reommend that disposal method, I'm just saying an easily identifiable body is an even bigger threat than the opposite.
Assuming you have it inside a house where you can work on it a bit, the first thing you want to do is drain it of fluids. This will make it easier to cut up, and slow decomposition a little bit. The best way to do this quick and dirty is to perforate the body with a pointed knife, and then perform CPR on it. Cut the fronts of the thighs deep, diagonally, to slit the femoral arteries. Then pump the chest. The valves in the heart will still work when dead, and the springback of the ribcage can put apply a fair amount of suction to the artria. Do this in a tub. Plug the drain, and mingle lots of bleach with the bodily fluids before unplugging the drain to empty the tub. This should help control the stench of death, which would otherwise reek from your gutter gratings. Do everything you can to control odors. Plug in an ionizer, burn candles, leave bowls of baking soda everywhere. Ventilate the room in the middle of the night, but otherwise keep it closed. Keep the body under a plastic sheet while it's in the tub.
If you want to bury, I recommend seperating the body into several parts, and burying them seperately. For one thing, it's easier to dig a deep enough hole for a head than for an entire body. this reduces your chances of being discovered while you are actually outside and digging the grave.
That is the one thing you can't do inside the doors of your house, ...

Not me.

But Barry Eisler's John Rain series has lots of interesting things to say on the subject...

Fista-Phobia		2012-02-22 11:57:08 PM

strutin: [mybfolder.org image 455x567]

/hotlinked
//anyone remember PGP?

The encryption????

Mildot		2012-02-22 11:57:31 PM

jaylectricity: Shadow Blasko: Naked Alyssa?

Embrace of The Vampire.

/There .. did that for you for nothing.

NSFW (new window)

How nice would it be to be a Vampire when Alyssa is on the rag...

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