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cmunic8r99

2012-02-22 08:10:23 PM

if it's real, it's the only thing she has that's real

jaylectricity

2012-02-22 09:35:53 PM

cmunic8r99: if it's real, it's the only thing she has that's real

Well that and her real OG husband turned sellout.

Expolaris

2012-02-22 11:04:02 PM

cmunic8r99: if it's real, it's the only thing she has that's real

i'd still hit it.

celebrityodor.com

Like the fist of an angry passionate god.

s2s2s2

2012-02-22 11:04:45 PM

I'm proud of that V, too, Coco.

Apos

2012-02-22 11:14:41 PM

Dat. ASS.

Expolaris

2012-02-22 11:16:46 PM

Apos: Dat. ASS.

Because this man seems like he needs more Coco.

Mildot

2012-02-22 11:22:23 PM

If you loved dat ass, then you're gonna go crazy for dis ass

Mildot

2012-02-22 11:29:46 PM

Had her ass ultra-sound on TV???

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four95

2012-02-22 11:56:11 PM

Mildot

2012-02-23 12:00:41 AM

four95

2012-02-23 12:03:32 AM

Mildot: [www.totalprosports.com image 499x853]

yikes.

Happy Hours

2012-02-23 12:03:48 AM

Who?

And why do I always get Ice T and Ice Cube mixed up?

One was that douchebag on Law and Order and the other was the funny guy from Friday. At least the other guy with Ice in his name made it simple. He's the white Ice. And then there's tattoo Ice of internet fame. He's the "other" white Ice.

So one of the black Ice's wives who I never heard of has a big ass. Wow, color me surprized.

Liverboy

2012-02-23 12:05:24 AM

Moscow in flames, missiles headed towards New York BUT FIRST this report about a sort-of-famous person's wife's butt. Who could Possibly care enough to make this entire incident worthwhile?

Riotboy

2012-02-23 12:07:34 AM

I'd hit it.

Javacrucian

2012-02-23 12:09:30 AM

Gonad the Ballbarian

2012-02-23 12:26:59 AM

like anyone gives a rat's ... ass?

/YEAH baby!, YEAH!

//Skank whom married an irrelevant "celeb"
///She's doing it WRONG!

Gunny Highway

2012-02-23 12:31:21 AM

Gonad the Ballbarian: irrelevant "celeb"

Ice T isnt a celebrity?

Gonad the Ballbarian

2012-02-23 12:40:20 AM

Gunny Highway: Gonad the Ballbarian: irrelevant "celeb"

Ice T isnt a celebrity?

nope

Apos

2012-02-23 12:42:33 AM

Her shameless antics clearly indicate that....

*puts on sunglasses*

she's quite the cheeky lass.

/Yeeeeeah!

jaylectricity

2012-02-23 12:44:43 AM

Although large asses have a certain appeal, the one thing that tends to be a problem is the sweat and poo smell that develops unless the girl obsesses about cleaning her ass. And if she can obsess enough to keep it clean, she could probably obsess enough to work out and lose some of that fat.

Cyno01

2012-02-23 12:47:35 AM

Gunny Highway

2012-02-23 12:48:55 AM

Gonad the Ballbarian: Gunny Highway: Gonad the Ballbarian: irrelevant "celeb"

Ice T isnt a celebrity?

nope

Why not?

jaylectricity

2012-02-23 12:54:05 AM

Gonad the Ballbarian: Gunny Highway: Gonad the Ballbarian: irrelevant "celeb"

Ice T isnt a celebrity?

nope

Let's see...original gangsta...lucrative music career...movie career...TV career.

What else do you need to be to be a celebrity?

jaylectricity

2012-02-23 12:55:07 AM

Methinks Gonad just assumed that because this was a reality show on a shiatty network that he must be a nobody.

Gonad the Ballbarian

2012-02-23 12:57:44 AM

Gunny Highway: Gonad the Ballbarian: Gunny Highway: Gonad the Ballbarian: irrelevant "celeb"

Ice T isnt a celebrity?

nope

Why not?

jaylectricity: Gonad the Ballbarian: Gunny Highway: Gonad the Ballbarian: irrelevant "celeb"

Ice T isnt a celebrity?

nope

Let's see...original gangsta...lucrative music career...movie career...TV career.

What else do you need to be to be a celebrity?

TV is where Celebs go to die...

Ice hasn't been relevant musically since the early 90's...

Would you consider Scott Baio a celeb?

...please...

jaylectricity

2012-02-23 01:00:24 AM

Gonad the Ballbarian: Ice hasn't been relevant musically since the early 90's...

Would you consider Scott Baio a celeb?

Ok, but after his music career he starred in movies until the late 90's. Then in the 21st century he starred in network TV shows. Sure, this last thing on MTV or VH-1 is a money grab, but people still love the show.

What has Scott Baio done in the last 10 years?

jaylectricity

2012-02-23 01:02:47 AM

Hell, I just read Ice-T's book a few months ago and that's how I learned of his wife. Then I find out there's this TV show.

Again, I'm not into these kinds of shows, but Ice-T is a celebrity. He made a Youtube video and people went crazy just because it was him, not because of what he recorded.

wildcardjack

2012-02-23 01:03:52 AM

If you really want that booty, you can always get it from Da Booty Store (new window)

Gonad the Ballbarian

2012-02-23 01:04:31 AM

jaylectricity: Gonad the Ballbarian: Ice hasn't been relevant musically since the early 90's...

Would you consider Scott Baio a celeb?

Ok, but after his music career he starred in movies until the late 90's. Then in the 21st century he starred in network TV shows. Sure, this last thing on MTV or VH-1 is a money grab, but people still love the show.

What has Scott Baio done in the last 10 years?

Ok, but after his music career he starred in movies until the late 90's. Then in the 21st century he starred in network TV shows. Sure, this last thing on MTV or VH-1 is a money grab, but people still love the show.

I think you just made my point...

jaylectricity

2012-02-23 01:09:34 AM

Gonad the Ballbarian: I think you just made my point...

Your point was that Ice-T isn't a celebrity. So no. I didn't make your point. In your own mind, I'm sure you'd like to believe that you were making some brilliant point about how much attention a human being deserves. But you weren't. You were trying to say that Ice-T isn't a celebrity. And judging by the consistent income, articles, TV shows, etc that people keep throwing at him...I'd say you don't know what you're talking about. This guy has been famous for 3 straight decades.

svenge

2012-02-23 01:12:36 AM

Playing a key role in a major-network TV show for 10+ years by itself is enough to clear the admittedly-nebulous criteria to be called a "celebrity".

FormlessOne

2012-02-23 01:16:36 AM

Um, who cares? Honestly, all I see here is "PAY ATTENTION TO ME!"

Gonad the Ballbarian

2012-02-23 01:26:09 AM

jaylectricity: Gonad the Ballbarian: I think you just made my point...

Your point was that Ice-T isn't a celebrity. So no. I didn't make your point. In your own mind, I'm sure you'd like to believe that you were making some brilliant point about how much attention a human being deserves. But you weren't. You were trying to say that Ice-T isn't a celebrity. And judging by the consistent income, articles, TV shows, etc that people keep throwing at him...I'd say you don't know what you're talking about. This guy has been famous for 3 straight decades.

But he has not been RELEVANT...

So no, he is not a celebrity...

Scream into the wind all you want...

That does not make him a celebrity.

An Icon, maybe, but his wife is apparently attempting to whore out for fame...

Clearly they are not getting the "Celebrity" attention you think they are worthy of...

Your threshold for celebrity is apparently pretty low...

jaylectricity

2012-02-23 01:29:30 AM

FormlessOne: Um, who cares? Honestly, all I see here is "PAY ATTENTION TO ME!"

Well yeah, that's what that job is all about. Getting people to notice you, pay attention to you and make you famous. That way the job creators will pay you to be on TV.

Recently I considered being an actor because I thought it would be fun. But then I read something about being an actor and it was talking about how much time you had to spend looking for your next job. Your whole life is looking for your next job.

So for you to get down on these celebrities because they're looking for attention is the same as you looking down on people that send out resumes or even fill out job applications. If you've never done that and you're here on Fark telling us the finer points of being human, I think you should use your trust fund to pay for all of us to do something useful.

I Browse

2012-02-23 01:32:27 AM

Approves.

jaylectricity

2012-02-23 01:33:28 AM

Gonad the Ballbarian: But he has not been RELEVANT...

Just because you aren't watching cop shows on network TV doesn't mean he's not relevant. How is Katy Perry relevant? All she does is sing songs for radio stations. Not everybody listens to the radio.

jaylectricity

2012-02-23 01:36:40 AM

For the record, I only liked five or six of his songs and maybe one of his gangster movies. I don't even pay attention to pop culture, but every time I take a look this guy is right there.

I've already crushed your argument over and over. I'm bored with this.

stoli n coke

2012-02-23 01:58:54 AM

Regarding Ice-T's wife's ass, I will defer my opinion to a panel of other brothers who cannot deny.

ExperianScaresCthulhu

2012-02-23 02:09:18 AM

Mildot: [passandoaregua.com image 640x480]

If you loved dat ass, then you're gonna go crazy for dis ass

And if that woman was white, and her ass was on her chest
the white boys would be on their third ejaculation now.

/obsessions are all the same
//Coco's ass is as fake as Kim K's
///still, at least Coco's injections are proportional

ExperianScaresCthulhu

2012-02-23 02:14:44 AM

Gonad the Ballbarian: jaylectricity: Gonad the Ballbarian: I think you just made my point...

Your point was that Ice-T isn't a celebrity. So no. I didn't make your point. In your own mind, I'm sure you'd like to believe that you were making some brilliant point about how much attention a human being deserves. But you weren't. You were trying to say that Ice-T isn't a celebrity. And judging by the consistent income, articles, TV shows, etc that people keep throwing at him...I'd say you don't know what you're talking about. This guy has been famous for 3 straight decades.

But he has not been RELEVANT...

To whom? Dude's been a TV star for years,
and always makes the nightclub pages
when him and Coco go out.

Besides, he gave the world Darlene:

a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com

Darlene, man. I never thought he was
as cool as other rappers (and I don't know
how much of that was me thinking he was fake,
me looking sideeyes at his hard rock for the
white boys attempts, or me just having
undealt with issues with redbone men) ...
but Darlene, man.

Darlene.

And then the white woman named Coco(a).
I guess he really did want to be a pimp.

ExperianScaresCthulhu

2012-02-23 02:22:27 AM

Javacrucian:

Michael Bay with his perfect woman?

(That blind item ...... Lower tier actress - you know her name - is desperate for a big(ger) break. When she heard The Director was working on a new blockbuster, she begged and begged for a meeting. And he repeatedly kept dicking her around, cancelling at the last minute, making her wait for a couple of hours before sending the assistant out to tell her he wasn't showing. I mean, he's a legendary misogynist. And there's nothing he likes more than playing mind games with young actresses.

Though he has no intention of putting her in his movies, he's having a great time farking up her head. So he sent word that he might agree to see her but only if she loses some weight. This girl was fit to begin with. Like really fit. So she's starving herself to let go of an extra 10, even though there's not much there to begin with. But it's not like it would help. Again, he's just doing this because he can, for shiats and giggles, because he's a twisted fark. As he explained to a colleague, "That girl is regular person pretty, and not even really regular person pretty. Definitely not hot enough for one of my movies." And it's like he's almost insulted that she thought she was. Which is why this game, this game is just his way of putting her in her place, of punishing her for actually thinking she'd be good enough, sexy enough, to be his new model muse. He justifies it by saying he's giving her a "life lesson". Oh, and "if she offers me a blowjob, I'll take it. One of these days, maybe I'll throw her a favour".

Sad part is...she's coming close to it. She's coming very close.

/reminds me of the Gretchen Mol rumors from a million years ago
//Megan Fox has issues, but I'm glad she called the ass out

MrFisher_84

2012-02-23 02:48:45 AM

I saw her and T talk about this on Conan. She said while she has fake boobs and whatnot, she was tired of being accused of having a fake ass. Also that the reason her butt is like this is because she has an "extra muscle" near the top or something. Also, T is into heels. T also said something slightly homophobic and the crowd booed him.

Ryker's Peninsula

2012-02-23 02:50:06 AM

G.L.G.B.N.A.F.T.

ArcadianRefugee

2012-02-23 02:56:51 AM

jaylectricity: Gonad the Ballbarian: Ice hasn't been relevant musically since the early 90's...

Would you consider Scott Baio a celeb?

Ok, but after his music career he starred in movies until the late 90's. Then in the 21st century he starred in network TV shows. Sure, this last thing on MTV or VH-1 is a money grab, but people still love the show.

And he's still on broadcast TV on a show that is pulling in, on average, over 7 million viewers weekly, a show for which he just renewed his contract -- for two years, the first cast member to do so.

ExperianScaresCthulhu

2012-02-23 03:02:11 AM

MrFisher_84: I saw her and T talk about this on Conan. She said while she has fake boobs and whatnot, she was tired of being accused of having a fake ass. Also that the reason her butt is like this is because she has an "extra muscle" near the top or something. Also, T is into heels. T also said something slightly homophobic and the crowd booed him.
April 20, 2007: The Trash Site Known As Media Take Out Presents -- Proof that Ice T's Wife Coco Got Booty Implants:

i.mediatakeout.com

Coco with a stereotypical white woman's ass (and her old face),
the kind of (lack-of-)ass you'll find populating the majority
of photos published here on Fark in Booty threads --
because that's what white and asian boys like.

i.mediatakeout.com

Coco with a stereotypical black-and-latina stripper ass,
the kind of (inflatable-)ass you'll find populating
your favorite urban nightclub or
Univision/Telemundo/sportsbabe offering --
because that's what black and indian-latin boys like.

ongbok

2012-02-23 03:02:50 AM

Gonad the Ballbarian: jaylectricity: Gonad the Ballbarian: I think you just made my point...

Your point was that Ice-T isn't a celebrity. So no. I didn't make your point. In your own mind, I'm sure you'd like to believe that you were making some brilliant point about how much attention a human being deserves. But you weren't. You were trying to say that Ice-T isn't a celebrity. And judging by the consistent income, articles, TV shows, etc that people keep throwing at him...I'd say you don't know what you're talking about. This guy has been famous for 3 straight decades.

But he has not been RELEVANT...

So no, he is not a celebrity...

Scream into the wind all you want...

That does not make him a celebrity.

An Icon, maybe, but his wife is apparently attempting to whore out for fame...

Clearly they are not getting the "Celebrity" attention you think they are worthy of...

Your threshold for celebrity is apparently pretty low...

We get it. You don't like him, so he isn't a celebrity.

By the way, just because you don't like somebody doesn't mean they aren't a celebrity.

ongbok

2012-02-23 03:10:08 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: MrFisher_84: I saw her and T talk about this on Conan. She said while she has fake boobs and whatnot, she was tired of being accused of having a fake ass. Also that the reason her butt is like this is because she has an "extra muscle" near the top or something. Also, T is into heels. T also said something slightly homophobic and the crowd booed him.
April 20, 2007: The Trash Site Known As Media Take Out Presents -- Proof that Ice T's Wife Coco Got Booty Implants:

[i.mediatakeout.com image 307x500]
Coco with a stereotypical white woman's ass (and her old face),
the kind of (lack-of-)ass you'll find populating the majority
of photos published here on Fark in Booty threads --
because that's what white and asian boys like.

[i.mediatakeout.com image 274x500]
Coco with a stereotypical black-and-latina stripper ass,
the kind of (inflatable-)ass you'll find populating
your favorite urban nightclub or
Univision/Telemundo/sportsbabe offering --
because that's what black and indian-latin boys like.

Are you sure that before picture isn't her mother? Because her mother was a lingerie model in the 80's and was in a lot of C movies durring that time. Also to this day she looks more like Coco's slightly older sister than her mother.

ExperianScaresCthulhu

2012-02-23 03:31:28 AM

ongbok: ExperianScaresCthulhu: MrFisher_84: I saw her and T talk about this on Conan. She said while she has fake boobs and whatnot, she was tired of being accused of having a fake ass. Also that the reason her butt is like this is because she has an "extra muscle" near the top or something. Also, T is into heels. T also said something slightly homophobic and the crowd booed him.
April 20, 2007: The Trash Site Known As Media Take Out Presents -- Proof that Ice T's Wife Coco Got Booty Implants:

[i.mediatakeout.com image 307x500]
Coco with a stereotypical white woman's ass (and her old face),
the kind of (lack-of-)ass you'll find populating the majority
of photos published here on Fark in Booty threads --
because that's what white and asian boys like.

[i.mediatakeout.com image 274x500]
Coco with a stereotypical black-and-latina stripper ass,
the kind of (inflatable-)ass you'll find populating
your favorite urban nightclub or
Univision/Telemundo/sportsbabe offering --
because that's what black and indian-latin boys like.

Are you sure that before picture isn't her mother? Because her mother was a lingerie model in the 80's and was in a lot of C movies durring that time. Also to this day she looks more like Coco's slightly older sister than her mother.

Maybe. Didn't know her mother was a model. Looking up more photos:

i.dailymail.co.uk

Coco and Kristina

i.dailymail.co.uk

Coco's original chest

i.dailymail.co.uk

Coco's original ass. If you have to arch your back and move your leg forward to create the curve of an ass, you have no ass. (Same goes for wearing heels to create the illusion of ass.)

i.dailymail.co.uk

Coco's daddy and mama(looking extra Nicole Brown Simpson-ish) . Something tells me neither one of them have that 'extra ass muscle' Mr_Fisher84 saw her claim to own on Conan.

The cakes are fake. Thank you for the possible news that that photo might be of Coco's mama instead of Coco herself. It's MediaTakeOut, so who knows. Unless her daddy is half-black, though, most women take after their mothers......... and Coco's ass is not the result of a genetic anomaly.

MagSeven

2012-02-23 04:14:41 AM

Happy Hours: Who?

And why do I always get Ice T and Ice Cube mixed up?

One was that douchebag on Law and Order and the other was the funny guy from Friday. At least the other guy with Ice in his name made it simple. He's the white Ice. And then there's tattoo Ice of internet fame. He's the "other" white Ice.

So one of the black Ice's wives who I never heard of has a big ass. Wow, color me surprized.

You wrote a bunch of shiat here for a guy who's not supposed to give a fark. But since I'm a bit drunk, here's a handy reference.
Ice T - Wife with great ass, Law and Order
Vanilla Ice - White Rapper, Now is "in on the joke". Capitalizes accordingly.
Ice Cube - Only ex-thug/rapper that has become so family friendly that him moving next to you would actually RAISE your property value.
Mr Cool Ice - Tattooed white man.
Iceman- Bobby Drake. X-man. Also nemesis of Maverick in Top Gun.
Ice 9 - a doomsday chemical from one of my favorite Kurt Vonnegut novels.

LDM90

2012-02-23 04:38:07 AM

jaylectricity: Gonad the Ballbarian: Ice hasn't been relevant musically since the early 90's...

Would you consider Scott Baio a celeb?

Ok, but after his music career he starred in movies until the late 90's. Then in the 21st century he starred in network TV shows. Sure, this last thing on MTV or VH-1 is a money grab, but people still love the show.

What has Scott Baio done in the last 10 years?

He did the Bob Loblaw Law Blog.

/still makes me chuckle

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