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Man who came up with 23-page plan to kidnap his former girlfriend and try to trick her into reconciling with him declared mentally incompetent. Captain Obvious shocked
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Indubitably
2012-02-22 08:28:44 PM
Captain?
O, Captain?
Where the fark are you, Captain?
Fano
2012-02-22 08:30:34 PM
One would think a detailed 23 page plan (as long as it wasn't Homer/Frye-like doodles) might get him declared organized enough to be sane.
Then again...
lostcat
2012-02-22 08:31:03 PM
Actually, it's not a bad plan, and it has a good name.
This guy may just be crazy like a fox.
LeroyBourne
2012-02-22 08:31:52 PM
But competent enough to come up with this complex trickery?
four95
2012-02-22 08:32:22 PM
The detective agreed to pretend to be a drug dealer collecting a debt from Velazquez and to kidnap Duncan, who was nicknamed "Stitches" by Velazquez. Velazquez would pretend he was abducted too and would try to reconcile with the doctor at a warehouse and later at a motel.
Soooooo... That wouldn't work then?
Gyrfalcon
2012-02-22 08:32:59 PM
LeroyBourne
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But competent enough to come up with this complex trickery?
He's crazy, not stupid.
Igor Jakovsky
2012-02-22 08:34:48 PM
As I posted in the original thread. This guy will never stop until one or both of them is dead. Hopefully he never gets out of the psych ward for her sake.
Ed Finnerty
2012-02-22 08:36:06 PM
So what if it's 23 pages. For all I know, it was a flip-book of dick-butt dancing.
Indubitably
2012-02-22 08:36:06 PM
Gyrfalcon
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LeroyBourne: But competent enough to come up with this complex trickery?
He's crazy, not stupid.
Yeah. I'm pretty sure you can't trick someone to love you.
I'm pretty sure you can't trick someone to do anything, really, at least, not for long, that is...(commas rock!)
Dude's nuts.
;)
limeyfellow
2012-02-22 09:01:50 PM
Well I guess that is me back to the drawing board. Damnit.
AbbeySomeone
2012-02-22 09:03:29 PM
Igor Jakovsky
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As I posted in the original thread. This guy will never stop until one or both of them is dead. Hopefully he never gets out of the psych ward for her sake.
Exactly. I'm sure the psych ward will allow him internet access.
Gyrfalcon
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LeroyBourne: But competent enough to come up with this complex trickery?
He's crazy, not stupid.
He's cunning enough to know how to get out of responsibility as well. People like that can never be cured.
Fano
2012-02-22 09:50:15 PM
AbbeySomeone
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Igor Jakovsky: As I posted in the original thread. This guy will never stop until one or both of them is dead. Hopefully he never gets out of the psych ward for her sake.
Exactly. I'm sure the psych ward will allow him internet access.
Gyrfalcon: LeroyBourne: But competent enough to come up with this complex trickery?
He's crazy, not stupid.
He's cunning enough to know how to get out of responsibility as well. People like that can never be cured.
Send him to Arkham. Perhaps he can make a nice hat or something.
dj_bigbird
2012-02-22 10:57:36 PM
CapeFearCadaver
2012-02-23 09:57:49 AM
AbbeySomeone
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He's cunning enough to know how to get out of responsibility as well. People like that can never be cured.
Yep. Still happy they held on before grabbing him, so as to garner the federal charges; though what the hell's going to happen after 10 years or so at the Mental Health Ward? He
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cunning, that scares me. And even when he is 70, he will still be obsessed with this woman.
/heheh, listened to The Obsessed this morning on the way into the office.
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