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How did gigantic dinosaurs like Brachiosaurus get it on?

Well, they should have done it in loving, heterosexual marriages before God, and only in the missionary position, not as Paul cautions in Romans 1:24-32, and maybe they wouldn't be extinct.

That's a really long black stripe.

I've never thought about this before, but it's going to be on my mind a lot now.
Damn your eyes, subby.

I'd rather see some rough t-rex sex. With such small arms, I bet it was a real task.

Mugato: I see people at the supermarket and have no idea how they get it on so as for the dinosaurs, um life uh, finds um, a way.

I once (drunkenly and unwisely) asked my obese cousin how he got it one with his obese wife. He said, "You ever watch a nature documentary and see seals farking? Kinda like that."

shudder

It's like parking 2 barges from a block away.

And there's this museum in spain....

Looks like someone earned his red wings

Answer: we don't know, and unless they come back to life we will never know. We can make some guesses, but that's about it.

Majick Thise: I always thought it was like this... only larger

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" Paleontologist Beverly Halstead famously wondered about dinosaur sex in public..."

Hey, if creationists can quote mine, we should be able to do it for the LOLs.

things that have changed since dinosaurs:
- weather
- continents
- composition of the air

who is to say gravity has remained constant? maybe dinosaurs weighed much less (which allowed them to be so gigantic) because of a reduction in gravity vs today's current rate.

So much stupid in this article.

Oxygen I believe.... The oxygen levels in the prehistoric times were much MUCH greater then today allowing for enlarged growth of animals/insects etc...

So if I make my kids sleep in O2 chambers, they'll be 20 feet tall?

I *knew* there was a reason I'm so fond of hot tubs!

Rule 34 strikes again. First the AT-AT doggystyle, now dino poon. This is shaping up to be a very headdesk day.

They laid eggs, they didn't necessarily have to fark.

/not to disappoint or anything
//carry on, carry on...

Brachiosaurus is estimated to have weighed close to thirty metric tons. Put two of these behemoths together, and you're dealing with upwards of 125,000 pounds of dinosaur.

That's a lot of pounding

How did gigantic dinosaurs like Brachiosaurus get it on?

Any way they wanted to.

cuzsis: They laid eggs, they didn't necessarily have to fark.

/not to disappoint or anything
//carry on, carry on...

Dinosaurs laid hard-shelled eggs. Those can only be fertilized inside the female. Therefore the male's penis has to go inside the female's body.

I imagine it was like an elephant's, which nearly drags on the ground, but is very agile, and is sometimes used to support weight in mind-defying balancing acts.

Just swing it around behind and go b2b.

At least they didn't use MS-Paint and turn one of them into spiderman eating a can of cream corn.

Majick Thise: This is why Pangaea broke up you know...

shiatty band. Clashed personalities. Was bound to happen.

Theories:
1) The males had enourmous Schlongs capable of getting past her fat hairy 80 tonne ass.
2) The Females Had heavier Bone Structures "wide hips" allowing for a mounting by the males.
3) The largest dinosaurs DID NOT MATE. The big buggers were past brreding age. Mature smaller dinosaurs did all the drty deeds. This adaptation allowed for quicker maturity and ability to breed before something snacked on them. Big older dinosaurs became brood guards in the herd.

If you combine these ideas it is plausable that the issue was not that complex afterall.

Why exactly do we need to censor imaginary dinosaur sex again?

Are the editors afraid some impressionable young people are going to run off and try to find their own brachiosaurus to experiment with?

Ultradeeg I'm at a loss for words...

RicosRoughnecks: Ultradeeg I'm at a loss for words...

Me too, man.

Majick Thise: Dhusk: Why exactly do we need to censor imaginary dinosaur sex again?

Are the editors afraid some impressionable young people are going to run off and try to find their own brachiosaurus to experiment with?

Because Mr Frothy R. Santorum might make a political issue out of it and schedule 25 more primary debates.

He needs to get laid. Badly.