yes, I know some RON PAUL supporters.

i believe they're known as the "tea party"

I know birthers.

My uncle thought he was St. Jerome.

Aarontology: yes, I know some RON PAUL supporters.

I know folks who are going to vote for Obama. Again.

I got a few nuts that think they aren't required to pay taxes.

IAmRight believes Jay Cutler fakes his diabetes

generalDisdain: My uncle thought he was St. Jerome.

that's a big yes ...

generalDisdain: My uncle thought he was St. Jerome.

Are you, generalDisdain, menstruating right now?

A few people I know are convinced that if you get a traffic ticket, you'll get picked for jury duty.

And at least one person I know thinks Newt Gingrich would make an excellent President.

i know of a few people that are yankees fans

I knew a guy who believed that he had a constitutional right to drive a vehicle without a license.

vincent_blackshadow: generalDisdain: My uncle thought he was St. Jerome.

that's a big yes ...

Rev. Skarekroe: generalDisdain: My uncle thought he was St. Jerome.

Are you, generalDisdain, menstruating right now?

I love you guys!

AmazinTim: Aarontology: yes, I know some RON PAUL supporters.

I know folks who are going to vote for Obama. Again.

RON PAUL!

There was a woman who used to call the representatives office where I interned. She would ramble on about the airplanes being used to spy on us and how fluoridated water was used to make us docile.

Hold on - let me give my cousin a call...
...I swear he finds about five or six new ones each week.

My mom believes in getting her hair cut and nails trimmed by certain phases of the moon.

I know a couple people who question rather or not Obama was born in Hawaii

Here's a nut (new window)

/old, but still entertaining.

My dad is Fox News lovin, Limbaugh listening kinda guy and he started rambling on that loaves of bread would be over $20 within a year or so.

I know a guy who believes aliens gave technology to the Aztecs.

I know people who think there are women on the internet who will send you BIE.

i know a guy who will argue that if everyone else around you is also speeding, a police officer cannot give you a ticket unless he also pulls the other folks over.

i'm just waiting for the day he uses that one in traffic court.

CoolBeans: Hold on - let me give my cousin a call...
...I swear he finds about five or six new ones each week.

...The last one I actually got from him was about crude oil is actually formed deep in the mantle and has nothing to do with the fossil-fuel theory held by most geologists.

Naturally, since I have a BS in geology and MS in marine geology, I was less than interested in discussing his latest theory.

atlfarkette: My dad is Fox News lovin, Limbaugh listening kinda guy and he started rambling on that loaves of bread would be over $20 within a year or so.

Stepdad is the same way.

Doesnt grasp the concept that the "mainstream media" is owned by giant corporations, not some kind of Commune.

I know several people that thing gay people are an abomination.

sarahthustra: i know a guy who will argue that if everyone else around you is also speeding, a police officer cannot give you a ticket unless he also pulls the other folks over.

i'm just waiting for the day he uses that one in traffic court.

Seems legit.

My wife's ex, who I used to hang out with because he gave me weed, once told me that Asian people were descended from Aliens. That's why their eyes are different.

My town has a little local blog that some guy has been running for 5 years or so. When it first started, it was great. Then it got popular, and the guy realized he had an audience, and went off the deep end. Now its nothing but him talking about contrails, how atkins is the only way to live, and how pretty much everything out there is a conspiracy.

Its a shame, because every now and then he will have a review of a good new bar, or some local politics thing mixed in, so you keep going back and reading it, but 9 times out of 10, it just makes you weep for humanity.

I worked with a woman who was anti-vaccination. HR got involved because there were three pregnant women at the time and they constantly got into arguments about it.

I know a gay lawyer who is anti-gay marriage because he thinks "gays can't handle marriage because we're whores."

CoolBeans: ...The last one I actually got from him was about crude oil is actually formed deep in the mantle and has nothing to do with the fossil-fuel theory held by most geologists.

That's a popular opinion amongst those who think that global warming and peak oil are are lies made up by hippies who just want to destroy the poor business owners because they hate freedom or whatever.

Shostie: My wife's ex, who I used to hang out with because he gave me weed, once told me that Asian people were descended from Aliens. That's why their eyes are different.

That would explain why the Roswell craft crashed.

I work with a guy who is convinced we havent been to the moon. He's my age.

Another fellow who thought all liberals were traitors and needed to be put against a wall and shot.

Lots of New World Order kind of shiat.

Also this guy plasters town with his posters.JEFF BOSS (new window)



He runs for every single election, and usually manages to draw 10-20 thousand votes in democrat primaries for some reason.

My cousins believe that immunizations are actually the government's way of planting tracking devices in children, but in all fairness to them -- they live on a polygamist compound.

I have a brother that believes that the person that calls the police can't be arrested. He is highly educated, too. He believes that if someone breaks into your house, you call the police, the polilce show up and there is eight kilos of coke on the coffee table, you aren't goign to jail because YOU called them.

I also know of several police officers that carry rolls of aluminum foil in the cars with them to make
"protective headgear" for some of the regular crazies.

About a year ago, something was causing people's automatic garage doors to open randomly. This occurred multiple times over a few weeks in different neighborhoods and such.
I was astounded that so many people, including the local crappy newspaper claimed it was being caused by the Navy doing mind-control experiments.
*facepalm*

Aarontology: Shostie: My wife's ex, who I used to hang out with because he gave me weed, once told me that Asian people were descended from Aliens. That's why their eyes are different.

That would explain why the Roswell craft crashed.

and the obsession with anal probing.

Rev. Skarekroe: That's a popular opinion amongst those who think that global warming and peak oil are are lies made up by hippies who just want to destroy the poor business owners because they hate freedom or whatever.

sadly, that makes sense.

thismomentinblackhistory: I know a gay lawyer who is anti-gay marriage because he thinks "gays can't handle marriage because we're whores."

That's not exactly a legal or constitutional argument for a lawyer.

Sounds like projection to me.

Shostie: My wife's ex, who I used to hang out with because he gave me weed, once told me that Asian people were descended from Aliens. That's why their eyes are different.

Wow, that guy really is crazy!
Everyone knows Asian people are different because they evolved from Homo Erectus.

sarahthustra: Aarontology: Shostie: My wife's ex, who I used to hang out with because he gave me weed, once told me that Asian people were descended from Aliens. That's why their eyes are different.

That would explain why the Roswell craft crashed.

and the obsession with anal probing.

It also explains tentacle porn.

LineNoise: Also this guy plasters town with his posters.JEFF BOSS (new window)



He runs for every single election, and usually manages to draw 10-20 thousand votes in democrat primaries for some reason.

Holy hell. JEFF BOSS REALLY KNOWS THAT CAPS LOCK IS THE WAY TO GET YOUR POINT ACROSS

I knew somebody who was convinced that the plaque on your teeth was the same substance as the plaque in your arteries... and if you didn't brush your teeth, the plaque on your teeth would break off and migrate to your arteries, causing heart disease.

That was a new one for me.

mitchell: Also know some folks that will tell you with a straight face that evolution isn't real.

Ahh, so you've met my MiL.

YouWinAgainGravity: i believe they're known as the "tea party"

They are currently camped out in parks throughout the land pretending to protest big companies that create many of the evil products they use...like iPads, jeans, food. Like the old many yelling at the clouds, they too believe very deeply in something. Too deeply.

I had a computer science class with a guy who thought The Force from the Star Wars movies was a real thing and that he had experienced shifts in the force.

Diogenes: thismomentinblackhistory: I know a gay lawyer who is anti-gay marriage because he thinks "gays can't handle marriage because we're whores."

That's not exactly a legal or constitutional argument for a lawyer.

Sounds like projection to me.

He's still a hell of a lawyer, believe it or not. He met his partner at an adult book store booth and they both have kids.

I also seem to remember seeing otherwise sane sounding Farkers claim that Bush would roll tanks in the street before stepping down from his second term as President.

Of course that memory might be the fluoride in the water talking.