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2012-02-22 02:28:40 PM
I think mine's 1-2-3-4-5. It's the same as I have on my luggage.
 
2012-02-22 02:38:01 PM
Who makes logins for those pages?
 
2012-02-22 02:38:11 PM
haha, right like I created a YouPorn account.
 
2012-02-22 02:38:34 PM
nelsonhaha.jpg
 
2012-02-22 02:39:09 PM
Since when do you need an account for that?
 
2012-02-22 02:39:12 PM
exick: haha, right like I created a YouPorn account.

I made one using your personal information. You're welcome.
 
2012-02-22 02:39:16 PM
brigid_fitch: I think mine's 1-2-3-4-5. It's the same as I have on my luggage.

Which is filled with porn?
 
2012-02-22 02:40:07 PM
While I appreciate the helpful comments that youporn users give... i always wondered what the mindset was to actually set up an account on that.

//More helpful than YouTube Commenters by a long shot
 
2012-02-22 02:40:59 PM
I KNEW I shouldn't have used my full name as my login!
 
2012-02-22 02:41:46 PM
On the one hand, I want to second the whole "who creates logins for those sites"?

On the other hand, I want to say "who cares, are we really still trying to pretend as a society that perfectly normal people we interact with every single day all around us don't routinely visit porn sites in their spare time"?

Seriously, world, time to grow the fark up. We're all adults. I don't care if you're watching porn when you go home at night as long as you wash your hands before you shake mine.
 
2012-02-22 02:42:56 PM
Interesting list

Who's Drew Curtis?
 
2012-02-22 02:43:58 PM
1: You can set up a login on youporn?
2: Why would you?
 
2012-02-22 02:44:46 PM
Sounds like a sticky situation.

/Try the veal
 
2012-02-22 02:44:51 PM
mr lawson: 1: You can set up a login on youporn?
2: Why would you?


So you can tell everyone else exactly how much you love that Gay Fisting Video you just watched.
 
2012-02-22 02:44:55 PM
Splinshints: On the one hand, I want to second the whole "who creates logins for those sites"?

On the other hand, I want to say "who cares, are we really still trying to pretend as a society that perfectly normal people we interact with every single day all around us don't routinely visit porn sites in their spare time"?


Who goes to those sites and has two free hands?
 
2012-02-22 02:45:00 PM
Splinshints: On the one hand, I want to second the whole "who creates logins for those sites"?

On the other hand, I want to say "who cares, are we really still trying to pretend as a society that perfectly normal people we interact with every single day all around us don't routinely visit porn sites in their spare time"?

Seriously, world, time to grow the fark up. We're all adults. I don't care if you're watching porn when you go home at night as long as you wash your hands before you shake mine.
fapfapfapfapfap

/but yes, point taken
//now go wash your other hand
 
2012-02-22 02:45:12 PM
I'm with lawson on this one... YouPorn lets you make an account?

guess I was too busy surfing porn to see that.
 
2012-02-22 02:45:35 PM
YouPorn

Not interested in seeing porn of myself.

- Is it any good?
 
2012-02-22 02:45:38 PM
Cheron: Who goes to those sites and has two free hands?

That's why my password is "stewardesses"

/longest word you can type with one hand
 
2012-02-22 02:45:58 PM
Mine was nbbbnopoopooerrrrrer because the keys were stuck together.
 
2012-02-22 02:46:00 PM
That's how I met Teasin' Terri! Actually it was on a post-it note under a keyboard at work:

Computer ID Password
AS400 ID Password
e-mail ID Password
Hustler.com ID Password
microrave.com ID Password

I wondered what Microrave was and was rewarded with a bunch of 1.4 meg files of a lady who liked to expose herself publicly. Ah. The old days. Ten wonderful seconds of VGA quality pron.
 
2012-02-22 02:46:58 PM
Is the link really already farked?
 
2012-02-22 02:46:59 PM
Cmr lawson: 2: Why would you?

Creating an account on that site allows them to make recommendations for new videos to watch based on how you've rated other videos.

Not that I would know anything about it personally, of course.
 
2012-02-22 02:47:27 PM
That's why you never register at porn sites
 
2012-02-22 02:47:43 PM
uh oh
 
2012-02-22 02:48:13 PM
dragyne: While I appreciate the helpful comments that youporn users give... i always wondered what the mindset was to actually set up an account on that.

//More helpful than YouTube Commenters by a long shot


I like it when it's very, very specific. Example:

"if u rewind u can hear a fart at 2:34"

I also love the ones where they just start leaving hateful comments about whatever dude is in the porn, claiming that they could really love her right.
 
2012-02-22 02:48:25 PM
mr lawson: 1: You can set up a login on youporn?
2: Why would you?


so you can download the videos to watch again and again and such
 
2012-02-22 02:48:49 PM
Why bother creating an account when it's a known fact that any random three clicks of the mouse will get you to the most disgusting, depraved, and satisfying videos you've ever seen.
 
2012-02-22 02:49:08 PM
dragyne: While I appreciate the helpful comments that youporn users give... i always wondered what the mindset was to actually set up an account on that.

//More helpful than YouTube Commenters by a long shot


I only surf YouPorn for the comments
 
2012-02-22 02:49:20 PM
link farked?
 
2012-02-22 02:49:24 PM
DemDave: Cmr lawson: 2: Why would you?

Creating an account on that site allows them to make recommendations for new videos to watch based on how you've rated other videos.

Not that I would know anything about it personally, of course.


You're too lazy to look at "New Videos"?
 
2012-02-22 02:50:10 PM
awww link is farked. now ill never get free porn!

/if only there was some way to obtain free porn on the internet...
 
2012-02-22 02:50:32 PM
Splinshints: I don't care if you're watching porn when you go home at night as long as you wash your hands before you shake mine.

Shake your what?
 
2012-02-22 02:51:15 PM
BurnShrike: mr lawson: 1: You can set up a login on youporn?
2: Why would you?

So you can tell everyone else exactly how much you love that Gay Fisting Video you just watched.


DemDave: Cmr lawson: 2: Why would you?

Creating an account on that site allows them to make recommendations for new videos to watch based on how you've rated other videos.

Not that I would know anything about it personally, of course.


kvinesknows: mr lawson: 1: You can set up a login on youporn?
2: Why would you?

so you can download the videos to watch again and again and such


LMAO....learn something new everyday!
 
2012-02-22 02:52:34 PM
kvinesknows: link farked?

yes'm
 
2012-02-22 02:52:53 PM
TravisBickle62: DemDave: Cmr lawson: 2: Why would you?

Creating an account on that site allows them to make recommendations for new videos to watch based on how you've rated other videos.

Not that I would know anything about it personally, of course.

You're too lazy to look at "New Videos"?


Some of us have slightly more specific tastes and would benefit from a recommendation system rather than simply browsing everything that happened to be recently added. I assume.
 
2012-02-22 02:53:11 PM
Just as long as tjoob.com doesn't leak their users' info, I'll be fine.
 
2012-02-22 02:53:17 PM
mr lawson: 1: You can set up a login on youporn?
2: Why would you?


i171.photobucket.com

In volatile market, only stable investment.
 
2012-02-22 02:53:55 PM
Way to fark up the link Farkers! lol
 
2012-02-22 02:54:31 PM
wait. you can see porn on the internet?
 
2012-02-22 02:54:35 PM
dragyne: While I appreciate the helpful comments that youporn users give... i always wondered what the mindset was to actually set up an account on that.

//More helpful than YouTube Commenters by a long shot


I typically leave comments on the typical ages of the girls in those videos that way people know not to waste their time
 
2012-02-22 02:55:04 PM
Youporn.com is fine, but then like 8 minutes after I start looking at it, I lose interest.

Then about 10 minutes later it starts getting more interesting, and it gets better, and better, and better, but then I lose interest again.
 
2012-02-22 02:55:20 PM
TheMega

Way to fark up the link Farkers! lol

Guess how many lost their password?

/not including me of course.
 
2012-02-22 02:55:40 PM
TravisBickle62: You're too lazy to look at "New Videos"?

The site tracks what you're into (based on how you rate videos) and then makes recommendations from their entire library based on that (not just from among newly added videos).

I'm not too lazy to look through the new videos. I'm too lazy to look through the entire site trying to find videos of X doing Y sex act with a Z sex toy. It's easier just to click on "Recommended" and find things I know I'm going to like.
 
2012-02-22 02:56:53 PM
*they're
 
2012-02-22 02:57:06 PM
TheOmni: TravisBickle62: DemDave: Cmr lawson: 2: Why would you?

Creating an account on that site allows them to make recommendations for new videos to watch based on how you've rated other videos.

Not that I would know anything about it personally, of course.

You're too lazy to look at "New Videos"?

Some of us have slightly more specific tastes and would benefit from a recommendation system rather than simply browsing everything that happened to be recently added. I assume.


arch.413chan.net

You sound like this guy.
 
2012-02-22 02:57:07 PM
Harry Freakstorm:
AS400 ID Password


AS400 reference +1
 
2012-02-22 02:57:31 PM
fruitloop: mr lawson: 1: You can set up a login on youporn?
2: Why would you?

[i171.photobucket.com image 200x250]

In volatile market, only stable investment.


Bravo good sir/ma'am

/slowclap
 
2012-02-22 02:58:01 PM
As long as my Motherless.com account is secure.

/Ahhh..yeah....porn surfing in a VM. The best idea EVER!
//yeah...Motherless....
 
2012-02-22 02:58:36 PM
The porn site I frequent has bios of all the stars. It's weird, almost all of them are 5'5'' or less. They're tiny, but they look so tall and leggy when getting farked.
 
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