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(WBIR Knoxville)   Where is the worst place to bake meth? c) in front of the most secure nuclear complex in the world   (wbir.com) divider line 57
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2012-02-22 03:12:12 PM  
I would have guessed A) At home

But that's just me ;)
 
2012-02-22 03:13:12 PM  
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-02-22 03:14:19 PM  
Grow weed around airports instead,...

Controlled airspace,....no chopper flips the FLIR on right after take off...
 
2012-02-22 03:14:46 PM  
criminal impersonation?
 
2012-02-22 03:16:57 PM  
www.popcenter.org
 
2012-02-22 03:18:04 PM  

I read fark for the pics: [images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 350x197]


You brought a meth lab...to the airport?
 
2012-02-22 03:20:26 PM  
the safest place? probably inside.
 
2012-02-22 03:21:11 PM  
not to be a pedantic dick, but... is meth even really baked?

that seems like the wrong verb.

who's with me on this
 
2012-02-22 03:22:51 PM  
I would've guessed next door to the chief of police.
 
2012-02-22 03:22:57 PM  
He gave the cops a fake ID? Wow. That's brilliant.
 
2012-02-22 03:23:08 PM  

Father_Jack: not to be a pedantic dick, but... is meth even really baked?

that seems like the wrong verb.

who's with me on this


I guess it depends on how loosely you use the term. I would imagine there is in fact a heating process used at some point.
 
2012-02-22 03:23:16 PM  

Father_Jack: not to be a pedantic dick, but... is meth even really baked?

that seems like the wrong verb.

who's with me on this


Personally, I like mine poached in white wine...
 
2012-02-22 03:25:57 PM  

Father_Jack: not to be a pedantic dick, but... is meth even really baked?

that seems like the wrong verb.

who's with me on this


I heard some report on NPR the other day that there's a new process called "shake 'n bake", which involves soda bottles, hobos and skin grafts.
 
2012-02-22 03:27:40 PM  

nekom: Father_Jack: not to be a pedantic dick, but... is meth even really baked?

that seems like the wrong verb.

who's with me on this

I guess it depends on how loosely you use the term. I would imagine there is in fact a heating process used at some point.


ok, fine...so you... yhknow... COOK IT

bake?

just feels wrong.

unsure myself, have no real contact with the subculture (thankfully) aside from breaking bad, but well just wanted to chime in)
 
2012-02-22 03:29:54 PM  
Lilo would pay extra for that radio active meth.
 
2012-02-22 03:29:55 PM  
Don't tease me, just start the next goddamn season already.
 
2012-02-22 03:30:52 PM  
Since it bears repeating - If you're doing something illegal, DONT GIVE THE POLICE PERMISSION TO SEARCH. They're not going to let you off with a warning for making meth.. and it's not going to lessen your punishment.
 
2012-02-22 03:31:12 PM  
Brass knuckles are illegal? You can hurt someone far worse with a baseball bat or a knife, let alone something like a hunting rifle. Last time I checked, none of those things are illegal.

Or is it some weird situation where these guys have felony histories and cannot possess weapons?
 
2012-02-22 03:31:39 PM  
Father_Jack:

I've heard the phrase "cooking meth" used often but I've never heard "baking" used to describe meth production.

I thought it was beakers with liquid on burners. Any chemists/cops/meth enthusiasts out there who can confirm/reject this?
 
2012-02-22 03:33:05 PM  

LeroyBourne: Lilo would pay extra for that radio active meth.


images3.wikia.nocookie.net

I knew there was something fishy about her, other than the peanut butter sandwiches.
 
2012-02-22 03:35:01 PM  
Didnt they do this in the toxic avenger but with weed?
 
2012-02-22 03:35:10 PM  
Meth seems to be some sort of "Zombie Fungus" like the type that infects ants. Though instead of forcing it's victims to climb up the tallest plant and then die, it compels it's hosts to commit the most IDIOTIC things possible, like wanting to cook meth over some nuclear fuel rods to create some sort of ATOMIC METH. WOOOOOO!
 
2012-02-22 03:39:14 PM  
"he had a container with a pill inside which he identified as meth."
"Shane Martineau also is charged with...possession of schedule ii narcotics for resale."

Wait...they got him on a resale charge for EH pill?

By all means jail these idiots, but really?
 
2012-02-22 03:42:02 PM  

Cagey B: I heard some report on NPR the other day that there's a new process called "shake 'n bake", which involves soda bottles, hobos and skin grafts.

"That there is trademarked, not to be used without written permission of Ricky Bobby Inc."

t0.gstatic.com

 
2012-02-22 03:47:13 PM  

Dave Lister: I read fark for the pics: [images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 350x197]

You brought a meth lab...to the airport?


What! You said we were in a hurry; I saved us a trip.
 
2012-02-22 03:47:30 PM  

Father_Jack: not to be a pedantic dick, but... is meth even really baked?

that seems like the wrong verb.

who's with me on this


It's crispier and less greasy that way
 
2012-02-22 03:48:23 PM  
I though "Baked Meth" was slang fro Girl Scout Thin Mints.
 
2012-02-22 03:49:01 PM  

RoyBatty: Don't tease me, just start the next goddamn season already.


No shiat, I hate the way AMC schedules their series'. They have some good original productions they could repeat in prime time one night a week, but what do they? Freaking give us CSI Miami for three hours every weeknight. That cat has been skinned, cooked and served up for leftovers way too many times already.
 
2012-02-22 03:50:53 PM  
If you're a meth user, you should know your life is heading in the wrong direction...especially when that direction takes you to the front gate of Y12.
 
2012-02-22 03:52:30 PM  

RoyBatty: Don't tease me, just start the next goddamn season already.


*gorram
 
2012-02-22 03:53:38 PM  

Father_Jack: not to be a pedantic dick, but... is meth even really baked?

that seems like the wrong verb.

who's with me on this


Of course. Haven't you seen the Food channel's new show, Baking Bad?
 
2012-02-22 03:55:08 PM  
Stupid Oak Ridge boys.
 
2012-02-22 03:55:37 PM  
Two Knoxville men are facing charges in Oak Ridge, after officers stopped them near the Y-12 National Security Complex with ingredients for a suspected mobile meth lab.

You know else cooks meth in a trailer?
 
2012-02-22 03:58:41 PM  

screwzloos: Brass knuckles are illegal? You can hurt someone far worse with a baseball bat or a knife, let alone something like a hunting rifle. Last time I checked, none of those things are illegal.


Depends on the state. Carrying brass knuckles in Tennessee is illegal.

Tennessee Code Ann. § 39-17-1302 (2011):

39-17-1302. Prohibited weapons.

(a) A person commits an offense who intentionally or knowingly possesses, manufactures, transports, repairs or sells:

(1) An explosive or an explosive weapon;

(2) A device principally designed, made or adapted for delivering or shooting an explosive weapon;

(3) A machine gun;

(4) A short-barrel rifle or shotgun;

(5) A firearm silencer;

(6) Hoax device;

(7) A switchblade knife or knuckles; or

(8) Any other implement for infliction of serious bodily injury or death that has no common lawful purpose.
 
2012-02-22 03:58:53 PM  

dryknife: Stupid Oak Ridge boys.


I have not a clue what relevance that has, but "Elvira" just popped into my head.
 
2012-02-22 04:02:43 PM  

screwzloos: Brass knuckles are illegal? You can hurt someone far worse with a baseball bat or a knife, let alone something like a hunting rifle. Last time I checked, none of those things are illegal.

Or is it some weird situation where these guys have felony histories and cannot possess weapons?


Baseball bats, knives, and hunting rifles have other uses. The only function of brass knuckles is to increase damage inflicted when battering a person. It's the same reason that martial arts weapons can only be ordered through a dojo in many places, even though more effective weapons are readily available. Ex) A pair of kamas are not nearly as formidable as a pair of technical ice axes and are very similar in design, but the ice axes are typically used for recreation rather than hurting people. Not saying it makes perfect sense, but that's part of the reasoning.
 
2012-02-22 04:17:17 PM  

Alien Robot: screwzloos: Brass knuckles are illegal? You can hurt someone far worse with a baseball bat or a knife, let alone something like a hunting rifle. Last time I checked, none of those things are illegal.

Depends on the state. Carrying brass knuckles in Tennessee is illegal.

Tennessee Code Ann. § 39-17-1302 (2011):

39-17-1302. Prohibited weapons.

(a) A person commits an offense who intentionally or knowingly possesses, manufactures, transports, repairs or sells:

(1) An explosive or an explosive weapon;

(2) A device principally designed, made or adapted for delivering or shooting an explosive weapon;

(3) A machine gun;

(4) A short-barrel rifle or shotgun;

(5) A firearm silencer;

(6) Hoax device;

(7) A switchblade knife or knuckles; or

(8) Any other implement for infliction of serious bodily injury or death that has no common lawful purpose.


Well, I guess that rules out the 15 mA DildoTM
 
2012-02-22 04:18:33 PM  
swit

Don't Troll Me Bro!: screwzloos: Brass knuckles are illegal? You can hurt someone far worse with a baseball bat or a knife, let alone something like a hunting rifle. Last time I checked, none of those things are illegal.

Or is it some weird situation where these guys have felony histories and cannot possess weapons?

Baseball bats, knives, and hunting rifles have other uses. The only function of brass knuckles is to increase damage inflicted when battering a person. It's the same reason that martial arts weapons can only be ordered through a dojo in many places, even though more effective weapons are readily available. Ex) A pair of kamas are not nearly as formidable as a pair of technical ice axes and are very similar in design, but the ice axes are typically used for recreation rather than hurting people. Not saying it makes perfect sense, but that's part of the reasoning.


You must have a very interesting way to use ice axes :-)

Personally I think its funny that in my state I can buy a handgun easier than I can buy cold medicine that actually works thanks to jackazzes like these guys.
 
2012-02-22 04:25:21 PM  
i42.tinypic.com
 
2012-02-22 04:34:52 PM  
Lol.
 
2012-02-22 04:35:48 PM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: screwzloos: Brass knuckles are illegal? You can hurt someone far worse with a baseball bat or a knife, let alone something like a hunting rifle. Last time I checked, none of those things are illegal.

Or is it some weird situation where these guys have felony histories and cannot possess weapons?

Baseball bats, knives, and hunting rifles have other uses. The only function of brass knuckles is to increase damage inflicted when battering a person. It's the same reason that martial arts weapons can only be ordered through a dojo in many places, even though more effective weapons are readily available. Ex) A pair of kamas are not nearly as formidable as a pair of technical ice axes and are very similar in design, but the ice axes are typically used for recreation rather than hurting people. Not saying it makes perfect sense, but that's part of the reasoning.


Here's an alternative:
t3.gstatic.com

Complete with carbon fiber knuckles with padding underneath.
 
2012-02-22 04:54:24 PM  

Vorpal: [i42.tinypic.com image 400x365]


I see what you did there.

Well done.
 
2012-02-22 04:58:36 PM  
You can sure tell who the bottom is by the mug shots
 
2012-02-22 04:59:34 PM  
i141.photobucket.com
I built you a meth.
 
2012-02-22 05:09:33 PM  

adamscr: switDon't Troll Me Bro!: words.

Personally I think its funny that in my state I can buy a handgun easier than I can buy cold medicine that actually works thanks to jackazzes like these guys.


I agree, it's not the most logical reasoning. I'm just saying that's a line of reasoning used to outlaw certain things, while other things that are far more dangerous and effective are readily accessible.
 
2012-02-22 05:10:00 PM  
Your moms crotch?
 
2012-02-22 05:14:10 PM  
It would have been interesting to see what the WSI guys did if they had tried to run...
 
2012-02-22 05:20:37 PM  
i.qkme.me

Disapproves
 
2012-02-22 05:21:39 PM  
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2012-02-22 06:46:28 PM  

Alien Robot: screwzloos: Brass knuckles are illegal? You can hurt someone far worse with a baseball bat or a knife, let alone something like a hunting rifle. Last time I checked, none of those things are illegal.

Depends on the state. Carrying brass knuckles in Tennessee is illegal.

Tennessee Code Ann. § 39-17-1302 (2011):

39-17-1302. Prohibited weapons.

(a) A person commits an offense who intentionally or knowingly possesses, manufactures, transports, repairs or sells:

(1) An explosive or an explosive weapon;

(2) A device principally designed, made or adapted for delivering or shooting an explosive weapon;

(3) A machine gun;

(4) A short-barrel rifle or shotgun;

(5) A firearm silencer;

(6) Hoax device;

(7) A switchblade knife or knuckles; or

(8) Any other implement for infliction of serious bodily injury or death that has no common lawful purpose.


Are you sure that is an up to date law? 1 through 5 are all legal in TN with the right permits and taxes paid and 7 I know for fact at least has an exemption for hunting.

The simple reason for charging the guy with the knuckles is it is illegal to have ANY weapon while committing a felony. Since they said it was on his belt buckle it may also count as a concealed weapon if he was wearing anything that covered it.
 
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