My 4-yr old asked me the other day what Hell was. So I told her.

"Hell is an imaginary place that ignorant people use to scare each other."

I want him to win the nomination so these stories are kind of depressing, the full lunacy should not be revealed until his acceptance speech.

Satan is attacking America? What an awful thing to call your fellow Republicans, Rick.

Is the Easter Bunny left out of all of this?

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The girl on the far right hand side has the same expression on her face she did when he made his concession speech.

Anyone who would actually cast a vote for this insane clown is certified bat-shiat crazy and should have their voter registration revoked.

Uchiha_Cycliste: Can Iran sue him for trademark infringement?

I'm pretty sure Satan is public domain.

/and thus less of a dick than the MPAA

So he thinks that smart people and Protestants are tools of Satan as well? That should go over well in the general election......

"The corruption of culture, the corruption of manners, the corruption of decency is now on display whether it's the NBA or whether it's a rock concert or whether it's on a movie set."



Say whaaaaat?

Jake Havechek: dallylamma: [www.edmontonjournal.com image 620x400]

The girl on the far right hand side has the same expression on her face she did when he made his concession speech.

Those are the facial expressions of cult members who know they'll never get out alive.

Satan is in the NBA? Well, from reading 'The Onion' for all these years, I've seen Jesus Christ playing too, fighting Satan. Why is that bad Ricky?

Ah, "corruption of culture". I'm sure if you went back far enough you'd find some old Sumerians biatching about how all the kids want to do is dance and have sex.

Jesus Christ people!! Is this really who we want leading our country?

gilgigamesh: kbronsito: Santorum goes on to say that Satan has been "most successful and first successful" in attacking academia because "he understood the pride of smart people."


So remember kids... being stupid is the only way to avoid becoming an instrument of Satan.

The greatest trick Satan plays on smart people is to implant the notion that he is a fairie tale who doesn't actually exist.

Oh that tricky, tricky Satan.

When christians use that line on me, I like to counter with, "No, the greatest trick he ever pulled was convincing the world that he lost the War in Heaven. You call him the Prince of Lies; now that is a damn princely lie right there."

Scares the bejeezus out of them. I love it.

Farkin'round: Anyone who would actually cast a vote for this insane clown is certified bat-shiat crazy and should have their voter registration revoked.

As much as i agree with the sentiment, there are folks who would say tge same thing sbout obama voters.

/not helping

Santorum's head speechwriter

Cuthbert Allgood: Jesus Christ people!! Is this really who we want leading our country?

Yes, a proportion of Americans want Jesus Christ People leading the country. Sorry. :(

Somebody needs to tell this f*cking clown to stop talking about stupid homosexuality and satan and start discussing real world problems, like why you married a a f*cking horse or explain to me how there can be a decent god while people are forced to listen to some retard (you, Santorum) run his mouth constantly about shiat that's not important.

Don't like homosexual marriage? Don't get one.

Don't believe in abortion? Don't have one.

Don't fear some invisible omnipotent god who simply put us here to test us after giving us free will who loves you dearly but always needs money and will send you to the fiery pits of hell for all eternity if you go against his wishes?

/see how retarded you are, ricky?

This seems appropriate.

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Gods above and below, if that's his family, they look SO miserable.

Jake Havechek: dallylamma: [www.edmontonjournal.com image 620x400]

The girl on the far right hand side has the same expression on her face she did when he made his concession speech.

The only thing missing is her Catholic school uniform.

/and her doll

Cuthbert Allgood: Jesus Christ people!! Is this really who we want leading our country?

It's who about 1/3 of 1/3 of the country VERY MUCH wants leading.

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Those poor girls - they look so much like their father.

"You know, I'm a person of faith. I believe in good and evil,"

Wow, I've never heard of any of these mundane concepts. I wonder if Santorum's next quest is the be the champion of butt wiping.

"The Father of Lies has his sights on what you would think the Father of Lies, Satan, would have his sights on..."

Yes, Satan is is such a master deceiver, he always does exactly what you think he would do. Because that's how you deceive people.

Lies make the baby Jesus cry.

FTA: ""The corruption of culture, the corruption of manners..."

You know, I bet Jesus totally sat with his elbows on the table during supper and chewed with his mouth open.

The Stealth Hippopotamus: See the headline now: Religious fundie believes the whole bible, does not pick and choose the parts he likes

I think he missed the "love your neighbor" bits, and I'm pretty sure in some of the photos I've seen he's been wearing a cotton/poly blend and therefore should be asking us to stone him to death.

Jake Havechek: Ah, "corruption of culture". I'm sure if you went back far enough you'd find some old Sumerians biatching about how all the kids want to do is dance and have sex.


"The children now love luxury; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. Children are tyrants, not servants of the households. They no longer rise when their elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize over their teachers." - Hesiod, 8th century B.C. Greece

urban.derelict: Don't like homosexual marriage? Don't get one.

Don't believe in abortion? Don't have one.

Don't like contraception? Don't buy an... shiat, I think I did this wrong.

Liberals: "OMG! That Santorum guy like believes in Satan and stuff. Is he like one of those religious fundies. OMG! I don't like Christians. They're like crazy with their bibles and guns. So backwards. OMG! Let's go to the mall and buy some burkas."

Rick... we were content to letting the Protestants be the crazy fundie jerks. You make baby Papa cry.

Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other? They are separated by a big chain-link fence. Well, one day hell was having a big party and it got a little out of hand. God heard the ruckus and arrived to find his fence completely smashed by the wild partiers. He called the devil over and said "Look, Satan , you have to rebuild this fence." Satan agreed. The next day God noticed that the devil had completely rebuilt the fence...but it was 2 feet further into heaven than before.

" Satan !" beckoned God. "You have to take that fence down and put it back where it belongs!"

"Yeah? What if I don't?" replied the devil.

"I'll sue your ass off, if I have to," answered God.
"Sure," laughed Satan . "Where are you going to find a lawyer?"

Maple Bateman: This seems appropriate.

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Frothy.