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(Fox News)   FBI forced to dump hundreds of pages of "training documents" on Islam after discovering that they were training gems like "Mohammed was a cult leader" and "devout Muslims have been violent for hundreds of years"   (foxnews.com) divider line 121
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2012-02-22 07:26:58 PM

This text is now purple: gewehrpatrone: snocone: Seems that it has been a few years centuries since the "christians" warred among themselves.
Just a quiet time or are the Baptists going to rise up and declare war on Catholics?
OK, bad example, maybe.

Prolly more likely we have GOP/DFL faith based shooting war.

Northern Ireland cupcake, do a wiki on that....

Anglicanism is only trivially Protestant. The only aspect Henry protested was his inconvenient serial marriages. Note that England and Scotland got along fairly well (and Scotland and Ireland), despite Scotland being Presbyterian.


Tell that to the dead moron,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloody_Sunday_(1972)
 
2012-02-22 07:35:37 PM

gewehrpatrone: How `bout a little something...

Today in the year 2012 some copies of the Koran were accidently burned by coalition forces in Afghanistan.
The head honcho of said forces publically apologizing to the Afghan public and the Muslim world at large.
8 people dead and riots in the streets of Kabul. Over a farking book.
The crowds are burning American flags & Americans in effigy, etc.

Lets see if they burn some bibles on purpose how many Muslims are killed in retaliation throughout the Western word...

Yeah, remember, Islam is a peaceful religion, not a cult....


Yeah, see what happens when you burn a Christian's Bible.

Also, citation on the "accidentally" part.
 
2012-02-22 07:44:26 PM
Hoorah! It's the daily "There is no such thing as a moderate, non-violent Muslim" thread!
 
2012-02-22 07:44:54 PM
If you're just tuning in: "My gods dick is bigger than your gods dick." with a dash of "what god?"
 
2012-02-22 07:50:41 PM

magusdevil: give me doughnuts: Slartibartfaster: Smeggy Smurf: Murdering Mo' had a 12 year old wife. He was a pedo. That's enough for me.

and the "virgin mary" does not bother you, cuz she was how old ?

Sorry, but Mo married her when she was 6. He waited until she was 9 before he had sex with her, though.

Numbers 31: 17-18
Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him.
But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.

I'll just leave this here for you.


Everyone already has been outraged because they assume that "keep alive for yourselves" = "fark them immediately" and just let you in on a little secret:

KEEP ALIVE FOR YOURSELVES != fark THEM IMMEDIATELY

Hell, it doesn't even mean "have sex with them". Quoting the KJV, using the word "know" was how they indicated sexual encounters, not "keep alive for yourselves". Keeping young slave girls is easier because they're usually more docile. They also breed better when of age. There are also OT scriptures stating nobody should have sex with a girl "not of breeding" age but I don't have the time or the care to look for them.

Oh, and the KJV also talked about encounters with dragons and unicorns...so take those books for whatever value you wish them to have to you.
 
2012-02-22 07:53:57 PM
Newsflash: Yer religion is immaterial.

Wrench meet works.

;)
 
2012-02-22 07:59:55 PM

magusdevil: Verzio: Slartibartfaster: and the "virgin mary" does not bother you, cuz she was how old ?

Good question. The Koran, which teaches that Jesus was born of the virgin Mary, doesn't say.

The Talmud however, does state that a woman is betrothed when she comes of age. And that she comes of age at age 12 years and a day. Mary was not betrothed before she became pregnant with the Jesus, so she was eleven years old at the oldest.


At least according to Matthew 1:18, she actually was betrothed before becoming pregnant. Even if we discard that, the oldest parts of the Talmud date to some 200 years after the birth of Jesus, leaving plenty of room for that tradition to have started after the birth of Christ.
 
2012-02-22 08:03:14 PM
Let's see what relevant quotes I have in my little archive of quotes:

Show me just what Muhammad brought that was new and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached.
-- Byzantine Emperor Manuel II Palaiologos

Being quick to take offense is not a virtue.

The muslim faith is nothing more than religious imprisonment. Muslim extremists are evil, as is the entire faith.

If religion is the opiate of the masses, then Islam is the PCP of the masses.

If you worship someone who charges that unbelievers convert or die, please keep your religion to yourself.

There was a guy called TiziNabi?
That means "my ass is a prophet" in Arabic!
 
2012-02-22 08:45:15 PM

gewehrpatrone: This text is now purple: gewehrpatrone: snocone: Seems that it has been a few years centuries since the "christians" warred among themselves.
Just a quiet time or are the Baptists going to rise up and declare war on Catholics?
OK, bad example, maybe.

Prolly more likely we have GOP/DFL faith based shooting war.

Northern Ireland cupcake, do a wiki on that....

Anglicanism is only trivially Protestant. The only aspect Henry protested was his inconvenient serial marriages. Note that England and Scotland got along fairly well (and Scotland and Ireland), despite Scotland being Presbyterian.

Tell that to the dead moron,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloody_Sunday_(1972)


Aww, you can't really equate that silly little North Irish thing with something like Sunni vs. Kurd.
The body counts are smallish and the actions were, well, not really a shiney war.
I am much more impressed with gassing entire populations and such.
 
2012-02-22 08:49:09 PM
It may be offensive, but let's be realistic: Any honest appraisal of the life of Mohammed is going to reveal him as an extremely unsavory figure. He had people killed, he was superstitious, he made-up God's pronouncements to rationalize his immediate desires and he had Jews persecuted in the areas that he controlled.

He was, really, not much better than any other randomly-selected medieval warlord. The main difference is that not many other medieval warlords can claim a billion followers today.

The Quran itself, ostensibly the word of God and ostensibly a universal faith intended for all of humanity, is full of howlers as egregious as what you'd find in the Old Testament or the Book of Mormon. Including: grammatical mistakes (in the original Arabic!), ideas obviously borrowed from Judaism and Zoroastrianism and obvious confusion about figures in the Old Testament. About 3% of the suras in the book get negated by suras appearing later-on in the book. It is obviously a human document rather than the perfect word of God.

To not acknowledge these facts is to misrepresent Mohammed and the Quran.

We can condemn Christians crushing and destroying native cultures via imperialism. But to spare Islam the same criticism for doing exactly the same thing? Islam crushed the cultures of Persia, Egypt, Christian Syria and the Bedouins of north Africa. They drove Buddhism out of central Asia and destroyed some of the greatest Hindu temples. (One of the finest Mughal emperors of India was Akbar the Great: he was considered 'great' because he didn't persecute the Hindus the way that every other Mughal emperor did.) To this day, far-flung peoples like Bosnians and Indonesians resent having to study medieval Arabic in order to understand the word of God. So if cultural imperialism is bad, let us show consistency in our condemnation of it.
 
2012-02-22 09:29:51 PM
Aww, you can't really equate that silly little North Irish thing with something like Sunni vs. Kurd.
The body counts are smallish and the actions were, well, not really a shiney war.
I am much more impressed with gassing entire populations and such.

The silly little Irish thing as you call it is just one of many examples of Protestant vs. Catholic throughout history but you already know that don`t you oh great internet sage?
What`s your point there Sir "trolling for dollars"?
Got one?
 
2012-02-22 09:51:47 PM
Soooo BIE?

/EIP
 
2012-02-22 10:43:15 PM

jagec: A strategic plan on homegrown terror released in December did not use the term radical Islam once, though it did discuss Al Qaeda and those groups inspired by it. A Defense Department letter in October also classified the Fort Hood massacre as "workplace violence."

Well, we don't HAVE much radical Islam in the US, now do we? I can't think of a single example of someone who was a "homegrown" Muslim terrorist in this country.


I guess those people in our country learning how to fly plans and not land them weren't in this country so all good. We shouldn't mind muslims in our country at all then!
 
2012-02-22 11:32:43 PM
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But, Andy! I spent whole MINUTES Googling that stuff for the training materials!
 
2012-02-23 12:40:09 AM

rocky_howard: MasterAdkins: These are incorrect how?

This. This. This.

And don't try to spin it, I'm an Atheist, but modern Christianity is very different from Muslim faith.

So Christianity was bad 500 years ago? Now tell me why should we allow Muslims to do the same shiat in farking XXI century.

All in all, religion as a whole should disappear, but trying to justify the Muslim shiat attacking Christianity from centuries ago is idiotic.

 
2012-02-23 01:54:46 AM
So, they dropped them for being true?
 
2012-02-23 02:27:35 AM
files.sharenator.com
 
2012-02-23 09:32:08 AM
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2012-02-22 07:44:26 PM


Hoorah! It's the daily "There is no such thing as a moderate, non-violent Muslim" thread!




Hooray! It's the stupid assertion that no one actually claimed was true!
 
2012-02-23 09:48:17 AM

hackhix: Madbassist1: blackminded: hackhix: I'll just leave this here...

I thought I was done being surprised at how many random specific topics have Wikipedia pages...

Yeah but the guy's right, aint he?

I may or may not be right, but I will say this:

As someone who went to a private christian school grades 7-12 not to be named, we were required to take bible. It was a requirement to pass like math or english.

Senior year bible covered cults. Mormon was a cult (surprised I did not see it on the government list) as far as my school was concerned.

Look up the definition for cult and you will see that it evolves over the years, and you will see that christianity has a lot to do with that.


uh, I wasnt talking about you, I was talking about the author the guy sited in his wiki link. He's an al-Quieda (sp?) author who basically says that if radical muslems continue to bomb and kill people, the US will eventually just give up and they'll win. He was right.
 
Xai
2012-02-23 11:53:32 AM
Mormon is/was a cult. it dosen't mean they are all terrorists.
 
2012-02-23 03:14:19 PM

MasterAdkins: These are incorrect how?


There are these things called 'facts' you might want to check sometime.
 
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