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(Huffington Post) Silly Sheriff Joe Arpaio will release the findings of his investigation into Obama's birth certificate on March 1 during the season finale of Fox's So You Think You Can Derp   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 58
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2012-02-22 12:11:18 PM
My question what would be what sheriff Joes hope for an outcome? Obama won the election and is the sitting US president even if a nutter found a smoking gun, so what. Having the world see that the US is so inept that it can not elected a president using their own rules is something no American should want even if they disagree with everything Obama has done. AS FDR pointed out the SCOTUS does do not have a military, so Sheriff Joe is wasting government resources to produce a report that can do nothing good. I can not stand most of things Obama has done but the birthers are acting like petulant children. November is when an argument about serving will be decided; the republicans just have to put up a person that is not bat sh*t crazy to win and that looks iffy at this point.
 
2012-02-22 02:02:37 PM
Joe should be brought up on charges of misuse of state government funds for wasting time and money on that.

It would be like the chairman of the Dallas ISD going off and spending time and money investigating whether the head of California's state board of Agriculture was adequately qualified to hold office.

How is he able to justify the waste of taxpayer dollars to do this? Are people in Arizona REALLY that stupid to keep electing this guy year after year?
 
2012-02-22 02:11:22 PM
markie_farkie: Are people in Arizona REALLY that stupid to keep electing this guy year after year?

He keeps the elderly "safe" from the "messicans", so yes.
 
2012-02-22 02:23:16 PM
themindiswatching: "messicans"

Mexican mussicians?
 
2012-02-22 02:26:41 PM
So... free Hawaii vacation?
 
2012-02-22 02:37:47 PM
I he really had anything the least bit damaging, he'd probably have a sudden brake failure on a winding mountain road
 
2012-02-22 02:41:44 PM
Saborlas will release the findings of his investigation into Sheriff Joe Arpaio's penis size right now: Inconclusive. No one has invented a powerful enough microscope. I assume he urinates out of his anus.
 
2012-02-22 02:43:59 PM
Let's hope nothing happens to Joe in the next week or so. We'd never hear the end of it.
 
2012-02-22 02:53:12 PM
Hey Joe, where ya goin' with that Derp in your hand.
 
2012-02-22 02:58:15 PM
thismomentinblackhistory: Let's hope nothing happens to Joe in the next week or so. We'd never hear the end of it.

I'd be willing to live with the consequences.
 
2012-02-22 03:08:55 PM
GWLush: Hey Joe, where ya goin' with that Derp in your hand.

I'm going down to Herp my old lady, you know I caught her a'derpin with another man...
 
2012-02-22 03:10:35 PM
themindiswatching: markie_farkie: Are people in Arizona REALLY that stupid to keep electing this guy year after year?

He keeps the elderly "safe" from the "messicans", so yes.


*sigh*

*hangs head in shame*

I like how he got the FBI to raid a house in Oregon (new window) after the blogger threatened him online.
 
2012-02-22 03:15:45 PM
"When I took this mission on, I took it on to possibly be able to clear the president," Apraio said during a speech in Maricopa County, where he serves as sheriff. "I was doing him a favor. We'll see what happens."

This is this asshole basically setting up a big ol' "I got nothing to prove Obama wasn't born in America" excuse...

"I don't have press conferences just to get my name on television,"

Nooooooooo, not at all.
 
2012-02-22 03:25:46 PM
If he comes back with, "The President is a Natural Born Citizen", will the birthers STFU?
 
2012-02-22 03:39:16 PM
GWLush: If he comes back with, "The President is a Natural Born Citizen", will the birthers STFU?

Are you kidding? He'll be labeled a BINO - Birfer In Name Only.

Not to be confused with Beenos, which is what he calls Mexicans.
 
2012-02-22 04:18:36 PM
Spoiler alert: He's gonna announce he found out Obama is not a US citizen.

YHIHF
 
2012-02-22 04:42:13 PM
America's Sheriffs Got Derping.
 
2012-02-22 04:45:02 PM
Begin preparations for rehashing of all the discredited birther arguments.
 
2012-02-22 04:45:14 PM
There was nothing in Al Capone's vault
But it wasn't Geraldo's fault... D'OH!
 
2012-02-22 04:46:34 PM
We get it, he's black.
 
2012-02-22 04:46:58 PM
I'm still waiting for Trump to tell us what his investigators found.
 
2012-02-22 04:47:38 PM
The horse is already a sticky paste. Is there really any more need to beat it?
 
2012-02-22 04:48:36 PM
GWLush: If he comes back with, "The President is a Natural Born Citizen", will the birthers STFU?

That's the entire point of his statement that he's doing Obama a favor and entered the investigation not knowing what he would find. He's pre-apologizing: I was wrong, but please don't take offense at my baseless accusations and vaguely racist overtones. I was just doing you a favor!
 
2012-02-22 04:49:44 PM
unlikely: Spoiler alert: He's gonna announce he found out Obama is not a US citizen.

YHIHF


No he's not. His statement is a dead giveaway that he found that Obama is a citizen and should be thanking Sheriff Joe for finally putting the matter to rest.

Personally, I think he should be release his findings on April 1st, just for the lulz.
 
2012-02-22 04:50:06 PM
eurotrader: My question what would be what sheriff Joes hope for an outcome?

Obama is no longer President, the military builds a time machine, we get transported back to 2008, and Palin is elected Queen of Jesusland. Or something.
 
2012-02-22 04:51:12 PM
eurotrader: My question what would be what sheriff Joes hope for an outcome?

More time in the limelight, what else for a media whore of his "caliber"?
 
2012-02-22 04:53:25 PM
FTA "Every time we raid a place we remove illegal aliens, that makes another opening for U.S. citizens," Arpaio said. "How come the president doesn't thank me for doing what I can for the economy? I never get any thanks." :(

poor guy
 
2012-02-22 04:53:45 PM
unlikely: Spoiler alert: He's gonna announce he found out Obama is not a US citizen.

YHIHF


I would like to see his "proof" if that's what he says.
 
2012-02-22 04:55:23 PM
themindiswatching: markie_farkie: Are people in Arizona REALLY that stupid to keep electing this guy year after year?

He keeps the elderly "safe" from the "messicans", so yes.


Plus there's also the rumor that he's involved in the safe passage of most of the low grade ditch weed that makes it across the border here which keeps prices low.
 
2012-02-22 04:55:44 PM
A hundred years from now (assuming civilization still exists), people will STILL be going on about this shiat.
 
2012-02-22 04:56:05 PM
This is what comes to my mind when I picture Arizona these days:

www.toonopedia.com
wonkette.com
wonkette.com

I think they're trying to become the new Texas.
 
2012-02-22 04:58:01 PM
March surprise?
 
2012-02-22 05:04:13 PM
The scariest thing about the Shurf's little witch hunt? The fact that it was paid for 'with private funds', meaning that ANYBODY with enough money can buy an entire Sheriff's dept to get them to investigate ANYONE.
 
2012-02-22 05:04:49 PM
I'm betting that his findings will be "inconclusive", which will be a win/win scenario for him.
 
2012-02-22 05:06:26 PM
Like all Republicans, Sheriff Joe Arpaio hates Obama more than he loves America. Also like all Republicans, he hates non-caucasians more than he loves America.

Hate is all Republicans can understand. And since hate is really a manifestation of fear, it makes Republicans the most cowardly people on the planet. Their constant bible-thumping is one big manifestation of the Daddy Issues they deal with, since God hasn't given them the apocalypse yet, LIKE HE PROMISED!!!!

Which means it's really existence they are afraid of.

/No, you can't have the End Times.
//not yours.
 
2012-02-22 05:27:19 PM
cubic_spleen: Like all Republicans, Sheriff Joe Arpaio hates Obama more than he loves America. Also like all Republicans, he hates non-caucasians more than he loves America.


The irony is that you actually believe what you posted.

/
 
2012-02-22 05:27:43 PM
Bring it on, Joe. You've got nothing and you know it. Fat fascist.
 
2012-02-22 05:34:34 PM
I'd love to see Arpaio try to arrest Obama. Really, really, really love it.
 
2012-02-22 05:37:46 PM
Makes you wonder why he isn't the name on everyone's lips for the 2012 nod. His creds are as good as any of the others and just like former Speaker Newt, he's an outsider to Washington politics.
 
2012-02-22 05:48:27 PM
You want the derp? You can't handle the derp!
 
2012-02-22 06:01:14 PM
Soup4Bonnie: Makes you wonder why he isn't the name on everyone's lips for the 2012 nod. His creds are as good as any of the others and just like former Speaker Newt, he's an outsider to Washington politics.

If Sheriff Joe gets the nod for the VP nomination, I would laugh myself silly.
 
2012-02-22 06:01:18 PM
Yeah it wasn't like he had any thing actually important to do.
 
2012-02-22 06:01:26 PM
eurotrader: My question what would be what sheriff Joes hope for an outcome?

People with cameras and microphones listening to him posture.
 
2012-02-22 06:07:45 PM
On the one hand there is the preponderance of evidence that he is an American citizen. On the other hand, he is white, and racists don't like him. Hmmm, this is a tough one.
 
2012-02-22 06:17:29 PM
EnviroDude: cubic_spleen: Like all Republicans, Sheriff Joe Arpaio hates Obama more than he loves America. Also like all Republicans, he hates non-caucasians more than he loves America.


The irony is that you actually believe what you posted.

/


That isn't ironic. Irony is made of polenta.
 
2012-02-22 07:35:41 PM
Birtherism is racism and xenophobia. Pure and simple.

The ONLY "evidence" the birthers have is that the President is dark-skinned and has a 'foreign' name. And that, apparently, trumps two birth certificates and the fact that his mother was a U.S. citizen.
 
2012-02-22 07:46:09 PM
LordJiro: Birtherism is racism and xenophobia. Pure and simple.

The ONLY "evidence" the birthers have is that the President is dark-skinned and has a 'foreign' name. And that, apparently, trumps two birth certificates and the fact that his mother was a U.S. citizen.


They just cannot handle the fact that this country voluntarily elected a black man president. They will embrace any crazy-ass conspiracy theory that assures them that that wouldn't have happened unless something very wrong happened.
 
2012-02-22 07:50:07 PM
LordJiro: Birtherism is racism and xenophobia. Pure and simple.

The ONLY "evidence" the birthers have is that the President is dark-skinned and has a 'foreign' name. And that, apparently, trumps two birth certificates and the fact that his mother was a U.S. citizen.


You are mistaken. Other evidences in support of "birther" claims include several faked foreign "birth certificates", a dishonestly truncated interview with President Obama's step-grandmother, legal "precedent" derived from Le droit des gens and not corroborated by any Constitutional provision nor federal statute nor court precedent and a misreading of Minor v. Happersett.
 
2012-02-22 07:56:19 PM
jake_lex: LordJiro: Birtherism is racism and xenophobia. Pure and simple.

The ONLY "evidence" the birthers have is that the President is dark-skinned and has a 'foreign' name. And that, apparently, trumps two birth certificates and the fact that his mother was a U.S. citizen.

They just cannot handle the fact that this country voluntarily elected a black man president. They will embrace any crazy-ass conspiracy theory that assures them that that wouldn't have happened unless something very wrong happened.


Accusations of racism, while accurate in isolated cases, should not be considered a general explanation of "birther" motives.

Many "birther" individuals have been convinced that the Democratic Party in general advocates institution of a fascist, socialist, Marxist regime where all religious worship is prohibited and radical Islam is established as the official state religion. Consequently, these individuals believe that any Democratic politician in any elected office is a threat to the United States of America, and are receptive to any claim that could potentially unseat a currently elected Democrat. Because the claim that President Obama not being a "natural-born" United States citizen would, if actually true, necessarily render him ineligible to hold office, individuals holding the aforementioned belief are receptive to such a claim. Their receptive attitude creates a confirmation bias: they will readily accept any "evidence" that will support the desirable (to them) position that a dangerous sitting President must be removed from office while they reject the substantial data that demonstrates such a claim to lack any actual basis in reality.

Some "birthers" are undeniably, by their own admission, racist, but many -- likely the majority -- are simply irrational and of low intelligence. All racists are irrational and stupid, but not all irrational and stupid individuals are racist.
 
2012-02-22 08:22:16 PM
I Said: FTA "Every time we raid a place we remove illegal aliens, that makes another opening for U.S. citizens," Arpaio said. "How come the president doesn't thank me for doing what I can for the economy? I never get any thanks." :(

poor guy


Once we put all those busboy and landscaper jobs back in American hands, the DOW will hit 20,000!
 
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