Is it any good?

Cool as he is, one of the most disgusting sights in porn is watching Ron Jeremy pork a chick.

Jake Havechek: one of the most disgusting sights in porn is watching Ron Jeremy pork a chick.

You haven't seen a lot of porn, have you?

I met him once at the beach in SoCal. He is one fat, nasty bastard. Looked like he hadn't bathed or shaved in a week.

Nasty.

9beers: Jake Havechek: one of the most disgusting sights in porn is watching Ron Jeremy pork a chick.

You haven't seen a lot of porn, have you?

No, I eschew the face farking and Max Hardcore type stuff most FARKers seem to know an awful lot about.

Jeremy will be at the Karaoke bar, at 661 Central Ave, on March 2nd, from 4 to 6pm selling a few bottles of Ron de Jeremy, ("the Adult Rum"), signing autographs and generally spreading the love.

I don't believe I want Ron Jeremy spreading his love anywhere near my rum.

groppet: Is it any good?

The Ron or the Rum?

Jake Havechek: 9beers: Jake Havechek: one of the most disgusting sights in porn is watching Ron Jeremy pork a chick.

You haven't seen a lot of porn, have you?

No, I eschew the face farking and Max Hardcore type stuff most FARKers seem to know an awful lot about.

Hey, we all have our dark days.
Some of us are just a bit more honest about it.


/pervert and corrupted...and proud of it.
//and still nice guy and all-round cool dude.
///got to work on the hubris & humility part though...

The rum has a special ingredient

Wellon Dowd: I don't believe I want Ron Jeremy spreading his love anywhere near my rum.

So much exactly THAT.

One Penis wine?

But why has the Ron gone?

The former porn-star

um, no.

CptnSpldng: But why has the Ron gone?

Funny. And I bet it'd be even funnier to repeat this joke a couple more times in the sequels to this thread.

So is there a hair in the bottle instead of a worm?

I know when I'm looking to try a new rum, a self-fellating spokesperson is near the top of the list of things I take into consideration.

/wish I could get 1/2 price sushi

Oooh, might have to drive a half hour to that dive he's coming to. Sluts!

Jingle Strangle: CptnSpldng: But why has the Ron gone?

Funny. And I bet it'd be even funnier to repeat this joke a couple more times in the sequels to this thread.

Don't forget the bears and Keith Richards pics while your at it.

Psycoholic_Slag: I met him once at the beach in SoCal. He is one fat, nasty bastard. Looked like he hadn't bathed or shaved in a week.

Nasty.

You know what? If my cock was as big as his, I probably skip a shower or too as well.

The sad part is,no matter how fat and fugly the man is,he still gets better tail then anyone else.

riknight: The sad part is,no matter how fat and fugly the man is,he still gets better tail then anyone else.

What's worse? He gets PAID to pork chicks.

Not to mention the chicks who have the "I farked a star!" thing.

Hataz goan hate.

We all wish we could be ron jeremy.

661 Central Ave?
Is that where the old Dirty Nelly's was before they moved?

I tried it. It was hard to swallow.

I'm not your buddy, guy.

Flappyhead: I'm not your buddy, guy.

I'm not your guy, buddy.

See my profile. I know him...he sleeps a ton and eats the strangest food combinations I have ever seen. I have also seen grown men come up and pat him on the back while the wife and kids look confused.

Male porn actors should be neither seen nor heard, but I did enjoy his acting in Orgazmo and One-Eyed Monster.

I got a bottle around a year ago. It was pretty good, as far as dark rum goes. I bought it mainly for the novelty, but I've certainly had worse.

I like his bit parts in movies, he plays an amusing scumbag henchman. Boondock Saints was a short but amusing stint by him.

I would love to trade places with him for a day.

mhd: Male porn actors should be neither seen nor heard, but I did enjoy his acting in Orgazmo and One-Eyed Monster.

I disagree. Evan Stone is freaking hilarious.

I'm not Buddy Guy.

I would totally drink Ron Jeremy's rum.
And by rum, I mean.... rum.

Probably tastes like a mouth full of salt water.
/I'd love to have his sexual resume though, just not on film.

s2s2s2: The former porn-star

um, no.

A lot of mainstream press likes to do that, when a porn star does something other than porn. They did that with Kayden Kross, when she was on some show debating the mandatory condom law in LA, but as far as I know, she's doing mainstream movies in addition to porn now, as well as her lobbying stuff.

loved him in dead poet's society 2- the quickening

trivia; his one man show "i am ernest borgnine-suck my dick, never mind, i'll do it myself" is brilliant

Tradskinzd: 661 Central Ave?
Is that where the old Dirty Nelly's was before they moved?

Yep -- old Durty (sic) Nelly's place. See you there!

/St Pete farker

chi_tino: Tradskinzd: 661 Central Ave?
Is that where the old Dirty Nelly's was before they moved?

Yep -- old Durty (sic) Nelly's place. See you there!

/St Pete farker

Oh yeah, Durty. I spelled it that way the first time, damn auto correct.

If you put that rum in front of me, and a bottle of Night Train Express, guess which one I'm reaching for? If you said "The one that doesn't remind him that Ron Jeremy exists.", you'd be right.

What is his measurement?

My porn star name is Ron De Vous, and I like rum. That is all.

Based on what I saw of his documentary, he's going to die alone, and people will find out he has about 10 million dollars in the bank with various investments and other portfolios. The only impression I got is he wants a big break in Hollywood so bad, has lots of connections, but hasn't had much success. And he's cheap, cheap, cheap.