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Weird. Today, on my way to work I saw three or four people with dirt on their foreheads. Someone needs to clean their hands more before touching their face. What is wrong with hygiene in this country?
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Shostie
2012-02-22 10:47:20 AM
Stop trolling, moron.
Mrs.Sharpier
2012-02-22 10:51:26 AM
Shostie
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Stop trolling, moron.
Rev. Skarekroe
2012-02-22 10:52:17 AM
It's not a troll, it's a joke.
You papists are so uptight.
/Not submitter
CoolBeans
2012-02-22 10:58:50 AM
Mrs.Sharpier
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Shostie: Stop trolling, moron.
I_C_Weener
2012-02-22 11:12:06 AM
Weird cult with it's weird body decoration requirements.
Rev. Skarekroe
2012-02-22 11:14:24 AM
Ha ha!
See,
admin
gets it!
gunsmack
2012-02-22 11:14:30 AM
This? This is what goes green?
/mindboggling
PunchDrunkPanda
2012-02-22 11:14:30 AM
CoolBeans
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Mrs.Sharpier: Shostie: Stop trolling, moron.
BurnShrike
2012-02-22 11:14:52 AM
I've always thought the whole ash thing was stupid too. It doesn't make you look pious. It makes you look like you don't wash your farking face.
Shostie
2012-02-22 11:14:59 AM
Really?
REALLY???
CoolBeans
2012-02-22 11:15:21 AM
...aaaand, we've gone green.
Really?
REALLY???
...christ, my four year old could do a better job.
olapbill
2012-02-22 11:15:46 AM
it's left over pancake batter.
you'll get over it
Sarcastica75
2012-02-22 11:15:46 AM
i close my eyes, oh god, i think i'm falling out of the derp, i close my eyes, science help me.
BurnShrike
2012-02-22 11:15:47 AM
CoolBeans
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...aaaand, we've gone green.
Really?
REALLY???
...christ, my four year old could do a better job.
... of getting a dirty face?
Evil Mackerel
2012-02-22 11:15:59 AM
Who's trolling mormons?
Interrupted Infinitum
2012-02-22 11:15:59 AM
Geez some of you people are so serious. You're acting like someone died.
sandi_fish
2012-02-22 11:16:26 AM
Subby needs to repent.
CommieTaoist
2012-02-22 11:17:05 AM
Got my license renewed this morning, there was a guy ahead of me who had his picture taken with the ash on his forehead, I understand getting it done (I was raised Catholic) but do you really want to go around for the next four years with that on your driver's license?
SchlingFocker
2012-02-22 11:17:23 AM
Back in 2000, I was just starting college.
I saw this guy with dirt on his forehead. I said, "Dude, you've got some shiat on your forehead." He looked at me like I was an asshole, and I had no idea why.
I got home, and my roommate had the same stuff on his forehead. I said, "Dude, what's the deal with the forehead? You're the second person I've seen today with that crap on there."
He said, "You really don't know?"
Me: "No."
Thus was my lesson on Ash Wednesday completed.
I still think it's stupid looking.
Boeheimian Rhapsody
2012-02-22 11:18:23 AM
PunchDrunkPanda
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CoolBeans: Mrs.Sharpier: Shostie: Stop trolling, moron.
Trocadero
2012-02-22 11:18:39 AM
Interrupted Infinitum
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Geez some of you people are so serious. You're acting like someone died.
That party is in 38 days.
ko_kyi
2012-02-22 11:18:47 AM
It's a lot more dignified than Come Monday
Because People in power are Stupid
2012-02-22 11:19:13 AM
I don't get it. There's no link.
(Cause that's how I troll)
gunsmack
2012-02-22 11:19:14 AM
It's about to get really stupid in here, isn't it?
*checks the headline*
/never mind
neritz
2012-02-22 11:20:08 AM
SchlingFocker
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Back in 2000, I was just starting college.
I saw this guy with dirt on his forehead. I said, "Dude, you've got some shiat on your forehead." He looked at me like I was an asshole, and I had no idea why.
I got home, and my roommate had the same stuff on his forehead. I said, "Dude, what's the deal with the forehead? You're the second person I've seen today with that crap on there."
He said, "You really don't know?"
Me: "No."
Thus was my lesson on Ash Wednesday completed.
I still think it's stupid looking.
It's because they're a bunch of Ash Holes.
/my bad pun for the day
Interrupted Infinitum
2012-02-22 11:20:10 AM
Ugh.
I need a beer.
Kazan
2012-02-22 11:20:21 AM
you mean this is the day where superstitious morons wear it on their head instead of their sleeve for a day?
:P
Cormee
2012-02-22 11:20:25 AM
CoolBeans
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...aaaand, we've gone green.
Really?
REALLY???
...christ, my four year old could do a better job.
That's an unusual name for a child.
Aarontology
2012-02-22 11:20:38 AM
Make More Hinjews
2012-02-22 11:20:41 AM
Have an ashy Wednesday, everybody!
mat catastrophe
2012-02-22 11:20:41 AM
I pissed my wife off this morning because I told our five-year old that people did this out of superstition.
She told me she didn't belittle my beliefs that way, which is funny because that's exactly what she did.
what the cat dragged in
2012-02-22 11:21:17 AM
Subby made an ash of themselves ...
GAT_00
2012-02-22 11:21:19 AM
*reads headline*
So, I guess today is Ash Wednesday?
Rev. Skarekroe
2012-02-22 11:21:23 AM
Interrupted Infinitum
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Geez some of you people are so serious. You're acting like someone died.
Seriously. I'm so glad this went green. Some people need to get the piss taken out of them every now and then.
Interrupted Infinitum
2012-02-22 11:21:39 AM
Trocadero:
That party is in 38 days.
Sorry.
It's just that I am so excited for it I am tempted to celebrate it now.
IAAl
2012-02-22 11:21:48 AM
That happens when muslims don't wash their prayer rugs. You should report them to the local authorities as dirty terrorists.
BurnShrike
2012-02-22 11:21:53 AM
There's nothing worse than a bunch of kiss-ash Catholics.
Shostie
2012-02-22 11:22:04 AM
Aarontology
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[images.cheezburger.com image 450x539]
Ex-f*cking-actly!
Plus, I was trying to come up with an Ash Wednesday trolling thread but I couldn't come up with anything dumb enough.
Endive Wombat
2012-02-22 11:22:30 AM
And here I thought my HOA troll thread was creative.
Make More Hinjews
2012-02-22 11:22:34 AM
mat catastrophe
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I pissed my wife off this morning because I told our five-year old that people did this out of superstition.
She told me she didn't belittle my beliefs that way, which is funny because that's exactly what she did.
... You sound troubled, my son.
vegaswench
2012-02-22 11:23:31 AM
CommieTaoist
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Got my license renewed this morning, there was a guy ahead of me who had his picture taken with the ash on his forehead, I understand getting it done (I was raised Catholic) but do you really want to go around for the next four years with that on your driver's license?
Yeah, that's weird.
Raised Catholic as well.
Aarontology
2012-02-22 11:23:38 AM
Shostie
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Aarontology: [images.cheezburger.com image 450x539]
Ex-f*cking-actly!
Plus, I was trying to come up with an Ash Wednesday trolling thread but I couldn't come up with anything dumb enough.
See, that's the problem. You were over thinking the dumb.
Karma Curmudgeon
2012-02-22 11:23:38 AM
When you see these poor, unwashed people, do the right and merciful thing. Offer them a cheeseburger.
snocone
2012-02-22 11:23:48 AM
BurnShrike
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I've always thought the whole ash thing was stupid too. It doesn't make you look pious. It makes you look like you don't wash your farking face.
Back when this got popular, there was little if any face washing.
Jake Havechek
2012-02-22 11:24:22 AM
Soon will be the time when the ghost of Jesus will rise to hide colored eggs and feast on the flesh of the living.
PanicMan
2012-02-22 11:24:29 AM
I_C_Weener
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Weird cult with it's weird body decoration requirements.
Weird _cannibalistic_ cult.
Make More Hinjews
2012-02-22 11:24:50 AM
IAAl
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That happens when muslims don't wash their prayer rugs. You should report them to the local authorities as dirty terrorists.
No, I'm pretty sure it's leftover dirt from any Jews who may have passed through your community in the past year.
/ That's what Passover is about, right? The exodus from the ghettos into Christendom, and we eat Matzoh made of our leftover dirt?
stupiddream
2012-02-22 11:25:20 AM
Maybe someone lent it to them?
funk_soul_bubby
2012-02-22 11:25:46 AM
snocone
2012-02-22 11:25:47 AM
Make More Hinjews
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IAAl: That happens when muslims don't wash their prayer rugs. You should report them to the local authorities as dirty terrorists.
No, I'm pretty sure it's leftover dirt from any Jews who may have passed through your community in the past year.
/ That's what Passover is about, right? The exodus from the ghettos into Christendom, and we eat Matzoh made of our leftover dirt?
Missed it by this much. I.I
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