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(Fark)   Weird. Today, on my way to work I saw three or four people with dirt on their foreheads. Someone needs to clean their hands more before touching their face. What is wrong with hygiene in this country?   (fark.com) divider line 343
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2012-02-22 11:26:09 AM

PanicMan: I_C_Weener: Weird cult with it's weird body decoration requirements.

Weird _cannibalistic_ cult.


Weird cannibalistic polytheistic cult
 
2012-02-22 11:26:45 AM

gunsmack: This? This is what goes green?

/mindboggling


Shostie: Stop trolling, moron.

 
2012-02-22 11:28:06 AM

Interrupted Infinitum: Ugh.

I need a beer.


I need a beer and a steak!
 
2012-02-22 11:29:19 AM
As a Catholic with dirt on her face, I do find it interesting the Gopsel reading for today is Jesus telling people not to look like you're fasting, but to wash your face and anoint your beard as you would normally do.

Then we smear ashes on our faces...

/hrmmmm
 
2012-02-22 11:29:45 AM
Damn idol-worshipping Mary lovers!
 
2012-02-22 11:30:10 AM
Religious people are morans.
 
2012-02-22 11:31:17 AM
Can the Modmin show us, on the doll, where the priest touched him.
 
2012-02-22 11:32:27 AM
Just because Jesus was a hippy doesn't mean you don't have to use soap and water yourself.
 
2012-02-22 11:32:40 AM
it's just god putting his cigarette out
 
2012-02-22 11:33:18 AM

WalMartian: As a Catholic with dirt on her face, I do find it interesting the Gopsel reading for today is Jesus telling people not to look like you're fasting, but to wash your face and anoint your beard as you would normally do.

Then we smear ashes on our faces...

/hrmmmm


There is a vast gap between what Jesus allegedly said to do and what most Christians today do.

Most are Paulians and don't realize it.
 
2012-02-22 11:33:47 AM
Subby is an ashhole.
 
2012-02-22 11:34:06 AM

BurnShrike: I've always thought the whole ash thing was stupid too. It doesn't make you look pious. It makes you look like you don't wash your farking face.


Well you are well known for your religious tolerance.

I remember when my friends and I used to say this same thing.

And then I turned 12.
 
2012-02-22 11:34:11 AM
I think I'm going to go get some ash on my forehead to stand in solidarity with every atheist who isn't Kazan.
 
2012-02-22 11:34:23 AM

Interrupted Infinitum: Ugh.

I need a beer.


So you're Catholic then?

Get to mass.
 
2012-02-22 11:34:28 AM

WalMartian: As a Catholic with dirt on her face, I do find it interesting the Gopsel reading for today is Jesus telling people not to look like you're fasting, but to wash your face and anoint your beard as you would normally do.

Then we smear ashes on our faces...

/hrmmmm


Hehe. :)


Similar passage to be read on Yom Kippur, our fasting holiday:

"Wherefore have we fasted, say they, and thou seest not? wherefore have we afflicted our soul, and thou takest no knowledge? Behold, in the day of your fast ye find pleasure, and exact all your labours. Behold, ye fast for strife and debate, and to smite with the fist of wickedness: ye shall not fast as ye do this day, to make your voice to be heard on high. Is it such a fast that I have chosen? a day for a man to afflict his soul? is it to bow down his head as a bulrush, and to spread sackcloth and ashes under him? wilt thou call this a fast, and an acceptable day to the LORD?

Is not this the fast that I have chosen? to loose the bands of wickedness, to undo the heavy burdens, and to let the oppressed go free, and that ye break every yoke? Is it not to deal thy bread to the hungry, and that thou bring the poor that are cast out to thy house? when thou seest the naked, that thou cover him; and that thou hide not thyself from thine own flesh? Then shall thy light break forth as the morning, and thine health shall spring forth speedily: and thy righteousness shall go before thee; the glory of the LORD shall be thy rereward. Then shalt thou call, and the LORD shall answer; thou shalt cry, and he shall say, Here I am."
 
2012-02-22 11:34:49 AM
content9.flixster.com
No need to fear them, they can be trusted...
 
2012-02-22 11:35:01 AM
It's an odd way to celebrate Washington's birthday.
 
2012-02-22 11:36:41 AM
If Catholics want to kiss God's ass so much, the dirty smear should be on their nose, not their forehead.
 
2012-02-22 11:37:03 AM
i267.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-22 11:37:06 AM
On my way to get my forehead dirty now.
 
2012-02-22 11:37:23 AM

Marysue: I think I'm going to go get some ash on my forehead to stand in solidarity with every atheist who isn't Kazan.


Hi.

I once tried to wipe it off the forehead of a cute cheerleader.

I was very confused when she violently pulled back and wouldnt let me touch her.

Becuase every other day of the year she let me, and jsut about every other decent looking dude, touch her.
 
2012-02-22 11:37:24 AM
Actual Face-palm day.
 
2012-02-22 11:37:41 AM
I'd have a snide remark, but I gave up caring for Lent
 
2012-02-22 11:38:34 AM
Thats not dirt. Its Pot resin.

ITS HASH WEDNESDAY!!!
 
2012-02-22 11:38:41 AM
I wish we could stick all the religious people on one continent. I don't care which one. Just no where near me.
 
2012-02-22 11:38:52 AM

BurnShrike: If Catholics want to kiss God's ass so much, the dirty smear should be on their nose, not their forehead.


lulz, wow you are trolling with all your might aren't you?

Well, you certainly have a lot in common with Fred Phelps today, burnsy.
 
2012-02-22 11:39:05 AM
Ask Ted Turner what he thinks of Ash Wednesday.

/Hey, paczis (sp?) are half-price today!
 
2012-02-22 11:39:16 AM

Make More Hinjews: "Wherefore have we fasted, say they, and thou seest not? wherefore have we afflicted our soul, and thou takest no knowledge? Behold, in the day of your fast ye find pleasure, and exact all your labours. Behold, ye fast for strife and debate, and to smite with the fist of wickedness: ye shall not fast as ye do this day, to make your voice to be heard on high. Is it such a fast that I have chosen? a day for a man to afflict his soul? is it to bow down his head as a bulrush, and to spread sackcloth and ashes under him? wilt thou call this a fast, and an acceptable day to the LORD?

Is not this the fast that I have chosen? to loose the bands of wickedness, to undo the heavy burdens, and to let the oppressed go free, and that ye break every yoke? Is it not to deal thy bread to the hungry, and that thou bring the poor that are cast out to thy house? when thou seest the naked, that thou cover him; and that thou hide not thyself from thine own flesh? Then shall thy light break forth as the morning, and thine health shall spring forth speedily: and thy righteousness shall go before thee; the glory of the LORD shall be thy rereward. Then shalt thou call, and the LORD shall answer; thou shalt cry, and he shall say, Here I am."


TL; DR

/too liturgical
 
2012-02-22 11:39:33 AM

Marysue: I think I'm going to go get some ash on my forehead to stand in solidarity with every atheist who isn't Kazan.


I got something else you I can put on your forehead.
 
2012-02-22 11:39:46 AM
So they burn psalms and smear their bodies with the ashes they leave behind?

Do they burn any other books of their bible, or just that one?

// What an odd cult
 
2012-02-22 11:40:16 AM
I gave up sponsoring liters for lent.
 
2012-02-22 11:40:26 AM
troll.me

/THIS is what gets a green light...?
 
2012-02-22 11:40:27 AM

rostit: Marysue: I think I'm going to go get some ash on my forehead to stand in solidarity with every atheist who isn't Kazan.

I got something else you I can put on your forehead.


Balls.
 
2012-02-22 11:40:53 AM
i171.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-22 11:41:04 AM

Make More Hinjews: Similar passage to be read on Y.......words with U's where they dont need to be."


the superfluous U is too much for us to handle.
 
2012-02-22 11:41:36 AM

Leeds: So they burn psalms and smear their bodies with the ashes they leave behind?

Do they burn any other books of their bible, or just that one?

// What an odd cult


Yes, when we are feeling stupid, we burn the Book of Wisdom.
 
2012-02-22 11:41:41 AM

halfof33: BurnShrike: If Catholics want to kiss God's ass so much, the dirty smear should be on their nose, not their forehead.

lulz, wow you are trolling with all your might aren't you?

Well, you certainly have a lot in common with Fred Phelps today, burnsy.


Catholic-like typing detected.
 
2012-02-22 11:41:47 AM

basemetal: I gave up sponsoring liters for lent.


GOTTVERDAMMT!
 
2012-02-22 11:42:11 AM
Someone didn't give up silly TFD headlines for Lent.
 
2012-02-22 11:42:13 AM

rostit: I got something else you I can put on your forehead.


i42.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-22 11:42:35 AM

griffer: rostit: Marysue: I think I'm going to go get some ash on my forehead to stand in solidarity with every atheist who isn't Kazan.

I got something else you I can put on your forehead.

Balls.


and, Ill smack the underside of her chin with the head.
 
2012-02-22 11:43:13 AM
Soo does this meant that Christ did see his shadow?
 
2012-02-22 11:43:30 AM

griffer: rostit: Marysue: I think I'm going to go get some ash on my forehead to stand in solidarity with every atheist who isn't Kazan.

I got something else you I can put on your forehead.

Balls.



:(

I was really hoping for a little mushroom-stamp forest.
 
2012-02-22 11:44:06 AM

rostit: smack the underside of her chin with the head.




Mine just sits on the tip of her nose.

But in my defense, she has a big, long nose.
 
2012-02-22 11:44:13 AM

Julieahni: I wish we could stick all the religious people on one continent. I don't care which one. Just no where near me.


I wish we could put pseudo-atheists that are as intolerant as you on an island so that the rest of us can live peacefully without looking stupid by people like you.
 
2012-02-22 11:44:39 AM

GAT_00: *reads headline*

So, I guess today is Ash Wednesday?


Damn right it is, Mr. Fancy-pants!

worldsstrongestlibrarian.com
 
2012-02-22 11:44:51 AM

Leeds: So they burn psalms and smear their bodies with the ashes they leave behind?

Do they burn any other books of their bible, or just that one?

// What an odd cult


lol wut

Gordian Cipher: halfof33: BurnShrike: If Catholics want to kiss God's ass so much, the dirty smear should be on their nose, not their forehead.

lulz, wow you are trolling with all your might aren't you?

Well, you certainly have a lot in common with Fred Phelps today, burnsy.

Catholic-like typing detected.


I'm anti-anti-religionist.

Bugs me that the FARQ against trolling other farkers gets suspended in fark religion threads.
 
2012-02-22 11:45:07 AM
MY ALT JUST SPONSORED ME! SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET JESUS! THE SERPENT IS EATING IT'S TAIL!

BTW, Who is my new alt?
 
2012-02-22 11:45:26 AM

Shostie: PanicMan: I_C_Weener: Weird cult with it's weird body decoration requirements.

Weird _cannibalistic_ cult.

Weird cannibalistic polytheistic cult


Weird cannibalistic polytheistic death-worshipping cult
 
2012-02-22 11:45:31 AM

Leeds: So they burn psalms and smear their bodies with the ashes they leave behind?

Do they burn any other books of their bible, or just that one?

// What an odd cult


psretty good, psartner
 
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