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(Fark)   Weird. Today, on my way to work I saw three or four people with dirt on their foreheads. Someone needs to clean their hands more before touching their face. What is wrong with hygiene in this country?   (fark.com ) divider line
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2012-02-22 10:47:20 AM  
Stop trolling, moron.
 
2012-02-22 10:51:26 AM  

Shostie: Stop trolling, moron.

 
2012-02-22 10:52:17 AM  
It's not a troll, it's a joke.
You papists are so uptight.

/Not submitter
 
2012-02-22 10:58:50 AM  

Mrs.Sharpier: Shostie: Stop trolling, moron.

 
2012-02-22 11:12:06 AM  
Weird cult with it's weird body decoration requirements.
 
2012-02-22 11:14:24 AM  
Ha ha!
See, admin gets it!
 
2012-02-22 11:14:30 AM  
This? This is what goes green?

/mindboggling
 
2012-02-22 11:14:30 AM  

CoolBeans: Mrs.Sharpier: Shostie: Stop trolling, moron.

 
2012-02-22 11:14:52 AM  
I've always thought the whole ash thing was stupid too. It doesn't make you look pious. It makes you look like you don't wash your farking face.
 
2012-02-22 11:14:59 AM  
Really?

REALLY???
 
2012-02-22 11:15:21 AM  
...aaaand, we've gone green.

Really?

REALLY???

...christ, my four year old could do a better job.
 
2012-02-22 11:15:46 AM  
it's left over pancake batter.
you'll get over it
 
2012-02-22 11:15:46 AM  
i close my eyes, oh god, i think i'm falling out of the derp, i close my eyes, science help me.
 
2012-02-22 11:15:47 AM  

CoolBeans: ...aaaand, we've gone green.

Really?

REALLY???

...christ, my four year old could do a better job.


... of getting a dirty face?
 
2012-02-22 11:15:59 AM  
Who's trolling mormons?
 
2012-02-22 11:15:59 AM  
Geez some of you people are so serious. You're acting like someone died.
 
2012-02-22 11:16:26 AM  
Subby needs to repent.
 
2012-02-22 11:17:05 AM  
Got my license renewed this morning, there was a guy ahead of me who had his picture taken with the ash on his forehead, I understand getting it done (I was raised Catholic) but do you really want to go around for the next four years with that on your driver's license?
 
2012-02-22 11:17:23 AM  
Back in 2000, I was just starting college.

I saw this guy with dirt on his forehead. I said, "Dude, you've got some shiat on your forehead." He looked at me like I was an asshole, and I had no idea why.

I got home, and my roommate had the same stuff on his forehead. I said, "Dude, what's the deal with the forehead? You're the second person I've seen today with that crap on there."

He said, "You really don't know?"

Me: "No."

Thus was my lesson on Ash Wednesday completed.

I still think it's stupid looking.
 
2012-02-22 11:18:23 AM  

PunchDrunkPanda: CoolBeans: Mrs.Sharpier: Shostie: Stop trolling, moron.

 
2012-02-22 11:18:39 AM  

Interrupted Infinitum: Geez some of you people are so serious. You're acting like someone died.


That party is in 38 days.
 
2012-02-22 11:18:47 AM  
It's a lot more dignified than Come Monday
 
2012-02-22 11:19:13 AM  
I don't get it. There's no link.

(Cause that's how I troll)
 
2012-02-22 11:19:14 AM  
It's about to get really stupid in here, isn't it?

*checks the headline*

/never mind
 
2012-02-22 11:20:08 AM  

SchlingFocker: Back in 2000, I was just starting college.

I saw this guy with dirt on his forehead. I said, "Dude, you've got some shiat on your forehead." He looked at me like I was an asshole, and I had no idea why.

I got home, and my roommate had the same stuff on his forehead. I said, "Dude, what's the deal with the forehead? You're the second person I've seen today with that crap on there."

He said, "You really don't know?"

Me: "No."

Thus was my lesson on Ash Wednesday completed.

I still think it's stupid looking.


It's because they're a bunch of Ash Holes.

/my bad pun for the day
 
2012-02-22 11:20:10 AM  
Ugh.

I need a beer.
 
2012-02-22 11:20:21 AM  
you mean this is the day where superstitious morons wear it on their head instead of their sleeve for a day?

:P
 
2012-02-22 11:20:25 AM  

CoolBeans: ...aaaand, we've gone green.

Really?

REALLY???

...christ, my four year old could do a better job.


That's an unusual name for a child.
 
2012-02-22 11:20:38 AM  
images.cheezburger.com
 
2012-02-22 11:20:41 AM  
Have an ashy Wednesday, everybody!
 
2012-02-22 11:20:41 AM  
I pissed my wife off this morning because I told our five-year old that people did this out of superstition.

She told me she didn't belittle my beliefs that way, which is funny because that's exactly what she did.
 
2012-02-22 11:21:17 AM  
Subby made an ash of themselves ...
 
2012-02-22 11:21:19 AM  
*reads headline*

So, I guess today is Ash Wednesday?
 
2012-02-22 11:21:23 AM  

Interrupted Infinitum: Geez some of you people are so serious. You're acting like someone died.


Seriously. I'm so glad this went green. Some people need to get the piss taken out of them every now and then.
 
2012-02-22 11:21:39 AM  
Trocadero: That party is in 38 days.

Sorry.

It's just that I am so excited for it I am tempted to celebrate it now.
 
2012-02-22 11:21:48 AM  
That happens when muslims don't wash their prayer rugs. You should report them to the local authorities as dirty terrorists.
 
2012-02-22 11:21:53 AM  
There's nothing worse than a bunch of kiss-ash Catholics.
 
2012-02-22 11:22:04 AM  

Aarontology: [images.cheezburger.com image 450x539]


Ex-f*cking-actly!

Plus, I was trying to come up with an Ash Wednesday trolling thread but I couldn't come up with anything dumb enough.
 
2012-02-22 11:22:30 AM  
And here I thought my HOA troll thread was creative.
 
2012-02-22 11:22:34 AM  

mat catastrophe: I pissed my wife off this morning because I told our five-year old that people did this out of superstition.

She told me she didn't belittle my beliefs that way, which is funny because that's exactly what she did.


... You sound troubled, my son.
 
2012-02-22 11:23:31 AM  

CommieTaoist: Got my license renewed this morning, there was a guy ahead of me who had his picture taken with the ash on his forehead, I understand getting it done (I was raised Catholic) but do you really want to go around for the next four years with that on your driver's license?


Yeah, that's weird.

Raised Catholic as well.
 
2012-02-22 11:23:38 AM  

Shostie: Aarontology: [images.cheezburger.com image 450x539]

Ex-f*cking-actly!

Plus, I was trying to come up with an Ash Wednesday trolling thread but I couldn't come up with anything dumb enough.


See, that's the problem. You were over thinking the dumb.
 
2012-02-22 11:23:38 AM  
When you see these poor, unwashed people, do the right and merciful thing. Offer them a cheeseburger.
 
2012-02-22 11:23:48 AM  

BurnShrike: I've always thought the whole ash thing was stupid too. It doesn't make you look pious. It makes you look like you don't wash your farking face.


Back when this got popular, there was little if any face washing.
 
2012-02-22 11:24:22 AM  
Soon will be the time when the ghost of Jesus will rise to hide colored eggs and feast on the flesh of the living.
 
2012-02-22 11:24:29 AM  

I_C_Weener: Weird cult with it's weird body decoration requirements.


Weird _cannibalistic_ cult.
 
2012-02-22 11:24:50 AM  

IAAl: That happens when muslims don't wash their prayer rugs. You should report them to the local authorities as dirty terrorists.


No, I'm pretty sure it's leftover dirt from any Jews who may have passed through your community in the past year.

/ That's what Passover is about, right? The exodus from the ghettos into Christendom, and we eat Matzoh made of our leftover dirt?
 
2012-02-22 11:25:20 AM  
Maybe someone lent it to them?
 
2012-02-22 11:25:46 AM  
t2.gstatic.com
 
2012-02-22 11:25:47 AM  

Make More Hinjews: IAAl: That happens when muslims don't wash their prayer rugs. You should report them to the local authorities as dirty terrorists.

No, I'm pretty sure it's leftover dirt from any Jews who may have passed through your community in the past year.

/ That's what Passover is about, right? The exodus from the ghettos into Christendom, and we eat Matzoh made of our leftover dirt?


Missed it by this much. I.I
 
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