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(IndyStar)   Indiana's Speaker of the House Brian Bosma (R) responds to Rep. Bob Morris' absurd claims about the Girl Scouts connections to Planned Parenthood by passing out Girl Scout cookies on the floor of the House   (indystar.com) divider line 96
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2012-02-22 04:41:01 PM

Coco LaFemme: I_C_Weener: WhoIsWillo: The Stealth Hippopotamus: He is just addicted to the Thin Mints. He isnt responsible for his actions.

I use to just have a cookie a day. NOW I NEED A BOX EVERY FOUR HOURS

Thin Mints are a gateway drug to the heavier stuff...Samoas, Tagalongs.

I have two boxes of Samoas sitting by my computer right now. It takes all the willpower I have not to eat them all at one time. I'm.....I'm just so ashamed.


WTF are they doing on your desk and not in the freezer where they become like fruit of the gods? Then you have a reason for getting up from your computer every 4.5 minutes to have "just one more."
 
2012-02-22 04:41:22 PM
Sweet!

Also...

Obvious attack on the First Lady is obvious.
 
2012-02-22 04:42:33 PM
How do you explain this, then?

andrewjrivers.com
 
2012-02-22 04:42:55 PM

ramblinwreck: FTA:

Asked why he thinks the Girl Scouts support abortion, Morris said people should "get on the Internet, do some research, contact the Girl Scouts of America on a national level and ask them that question. They're not against it. If you're not against it, you're for it."

Yes, because I'm not explicitly against issue X, that means I support it! What a tool. Reminds of the Bushbots from the 2000s.


That reminds me. I've never seen you denounce Stalin.

/eyes ramblinwreck suspiciously
 
2012-02-22 04:45:37 PM

wedun: WhoIsWillo: The Stealth Hippopotamus: He is just addicted to the Thin Mints. He isnt responsible for his actions.

I use to just have a cookie a day. NOW I NEED A BOX EVERY FOUR HOURS

you sound fat


catmacros.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-02-22 04:46:35 PM
Back in my day, a Cub Scout wasn't considered for promotion to Boy Scout until he'd eaten his first Brownie.
 
2012-02-22 04:47:17 PM
TEAM THIN MINT!

/amidoinitright?
 
2012-02-22 04:47:19 PM
Good Law! That dude looks like Private Pyle before the fall.
 
2012-02-22 04:47:25 PM
Bosma must be a RINO, he did something sane.
 
2012-02-22 04:49:52 PM

Dr. Whoof: How do you explain this, then?

[andrewjrivers.com image 340x337]


What, you don't think girl scouts deserve a "Get mommy her special juice" badge?
 
2012-02-22 04:53:19 PM

Easy Reader: Good Law! That dude looks like Private Pyle before the fall.


Evidently he has 6 kids, too. Think about that.
 
2012-02-22 04:54:07 PM
FTA: Asked why he thinks the Girl Scouts support abortion, Morris said people should "get on the Internet, do some research, contact the Girl Scouts of America on a national level and ask them that question. They're not against it. If you're not against it, you're for it."

I just checked the internet and it says that Morris is an Ed Gein fan and has the skins of missing children drying in his attic.

O_o

IT'S ON THE INTERNETS, SO IT'S GOTTA BE TRUE!!!
 
2012-02-22 04:56:41 PM
A good girl scout troop leader will inspire confidence in young girls and teach them survival skills, money management and sales skills, goals and leadership, regardless of their race, religion, or economic status.

Of course the GOP has a problem with this.
 
2012-02-22 04:57:41 PM
His letter - Link (new window). How the fark was he elected in the first place?

/bonus: cites WND article
 
2012-02-22 05:02:18 PM

theorellior: Man, those Samoans are a surly bunch.


profile.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2012-02-22 05:02:39 PM
Has anyone pointed out that guy looks batshait crazy yet? OK then.

/Frozen Thin Mints > Crack
 
2012-02-22 05:03:32 PM

llort dam eht: My nine year old is a girl scout. The only negative thing I'll say about the her troop is that the Leader is sometimes a little disorganized. Otherwise, its just cookies and fun.

Who doesn't like cookies and fun?


Most Farkers prefer cheetos and misery.
 
2012-02-22 05:05:39 PM
Does this mean the right is done attacking Sponge Bob and the Muppets?
 
2012-02-22 05:07:07 PM

ramblinwreck: FTA:

Asked why he thinks the Girl Scouts support abortion, Morris said people should "get on the Internet, do some research, contact the Girl Scouts of America on a national level and ask them that question. They're not against it. If you're not against it, you're for it."

Yes, because I'm not explicitly against issue X, that means I support it! What a tool. Reminds of the Bushbots from the 2000s.


As far as I can tell the Girl Scouts have never issued a statement declaring their belief that Nancy Grace is terrible TV.
 
2012-02-22 05:07:37 PM

Notabunny: Does this mean the right is done attacking Sponge Bob and the Muppets?


Don't forget the Teletubbies.
 
2012-02-22 05:09:36 PM
Wish Girl Scouts really did advocate abortion years ago and got to Morris' mom. By doing so, maybe his mom would of aborted this republitard and spared the world all the oxygen wasted by this mouth breathing moron.
 
2012-02-22 05:12:23 PM
FTA: As he left the House, Bosma was dismissive of the controversy: "I've been to the carnival before, and you don't walk in to every sideshow tent."

Fabulous! Absolutely fitting quote!
 
2012-02-22 05:13:20 PM

TV's Vinnie: [cmsimg.indystar.com image 300x359]

The guy obviously looks like he has a touch of the autism in him.


His head looks like a hedgehog.
 
2012-02-22 05:37:08 PM
tadams4u.files.wordpress.com
Are they made from real girl scouts?
 
2012-02-22 05:41:21 PM

ramblinwreck: Asked why he thinks the Girl Scouts support abortion, Morris said people should "get on the Internet, do some research, contact the Girl Scouts of America on a national level and ask them that question. They're not against it. If you're not against it, you're for it."



Oooh, let's start a list of things Bob Morris has not explicitly declared himself against, and therefore supports:

1. Raping puffins
 
2012-02-22 05:45:43 PM
That you can publicly denounce the freaking Girl Scouts and not get run out of town on a figurative rail the next day speaks to the damage already done by the modern Know-Nothing movement. How the hell can you get through life being skeered of your own shadow?
 
2012-02-22 05:49:56 PM
Caption in the article: Speaker of the House Brian Bosma, R-Indianapolis, left, passes out Thin Mont Girl Scout cookies to the news media, including WTHR Channel 13 government reporter Kevin Rader. / CHARLIE NYE / The Star

That would be those sweet chocolate-covered cookies from the Girl Scots, right? I'm also a fan of the Samoers, Do-Ti-Dos, and Tugalongs.
 
2012-02-22 05:53:39 PM

Wyalt Derp: ramblinwreck: Asked why he thinks the Girl Scouts support abortion, Morris said people should "get on the Internet, do some research, contact the Girl Scouts of America on a national level and ask them that question. They're not against it. If you're not against it, you're for it."


Oooh, let's start a list of things Bob Morris has not explicitly declared himself against, and therefore supports:

1. Raping puffins


2. If hes not against wide stances at the airport bathroom, clearly he is for it.
3. If hes not against rentboys, hes clearly for it.
4. If hes not against whoregressional staffers, then hes clearly for it.
5. If hes not against locking up pedophile priests, hes clearly a pedophile.

This is fun!!!!! The list could go on forever......oh and Bob Morris, hope you take an arrow to the knee and may you never reach Sovengarde.
 
2012-02-22 05:55:40 PM

sabreWulf07: Back in my day, a Cub Scout wasn't considered for promotion to Boy Scout until he'd eaten his first Brownie.


Dr. Hawking?
 
2012-02-22 06:16:10 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: He is just addicted to the Thin Mints. He isnt responsible for his actions.


1.bp.blogspot.com



Agrees.

/not obscure
//link as hot as Starfire
 
2012-02-22 06:17:43 PM
There are some lines you don't cross and some groups you don't attack in politics. Bob Morris crossed one of those lines line and attacked one of those groups, and good on the Speaker for finding a lighthearted way of doing damage control.
 
2012-02-22 06:23:34 PM

Notabunny: Does this mean the right is done attacking Sponge Bob and the Muppets?


I'm as Republican as they come and my 2 year old and I watch Spongebob pretty much nightly. I'd be pretty amused to see someone try and contort that show into something worthy of attack.
 
2012-02-22 07:11:08 PM

HotWingConspiracy: Coco LaFemme: I_C_Weener: WhoIsWillo: The Stealth Hippopotamus: He is just addicted to the Thin Mints. He isnt responsible for his actions.

I use to just have a cookie a day. NOW I NEED A BOX EVERY FOUR HOURS

Thin Mints are a gateway drug to the heavier stuff...Samoas, Tagalongs.

I have two boxes of Samoas sitting by my computer right now. It takes all the willpower I have not to eat them all at one time. I'm.....I'm just so ashamed.

I love those things, but after checking out the saturated fat content of a 2 cookie serving size, I can't eat one without picturing an entire Samoa stuck in one of my arteries.


i1222.photobucket.com
I read that as an entire Samoan in your artery.
 
2012-02-22 07:20:23 PM

Mole Man: The Stealth Hippopotamus: He is just addicted to the Thin Mints. He isnt responsible for his actions.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 220x342]



Agrees.

/not obscure
//link as hot as Starfire


Nah, he's more into Oreos.
 
2012-02-22 07:22:13 PM

GreatGlavinsGhost: HotWingConspiracy: Coco LaFemme: I_C_Weener: WhoIsWillo: The Stealth Hippopotamus: He is just addicted to the Thin Mints. He isnt responsible for his actions.

I use to just have a cookie a day. NOW I NEED A BOX EVERY FOUR HOURS

Thin Mints are a gateway drug to the heavier stuff...Samoas, Tagalongs.

I have two boxes of Samoas sitting by my computer right now. It takes all the willpower I have not to eat them all at one time. I'm.....I'm just so ashamed.

I love those things, but after checking out the saturated fat content of a 2 cookie serving size, I can't eat one without picturing an entire Samoa stuck in one of my arteries.

[i1222.photobucket.com image 456x304]
I read that as an entire Samoan in your artery.


www.onlineworldofwrestling.com

That sounds painful.
 
2012-02-22 08:01:18 PM
Why, oh GSC WHY?

Why u no have sugar-free Thin Mints?

You PROMISED them 15 years ago!

/diabetic who'd buy a friggin CASE
of those things if they had a sugar-free version
(There is one by Murray's - EXACTLY LIKE
Thin Mints --- but I want to also support the GSC).
 
2012-02-22 11:52:32 PM

realmolo: I *hope* the Girl Scouts are connected to Planned Parenthood. What is better for a girl to learn about than birth control?

Farking Republicans. Worthless, evil human beings.


Actually, speaking as a Girl Scout...I don't know, graduate (they don't really have a term for girls who went up until adulthood), Planned Parenthood does donate heavily to Girl Scouts. They don't influence a damn thing as far as I know, though--we never even knew PP funded us until the church refused to sponsor us (we were all Catholic, it was a three-girl troop).

But yeah, we never really got the birth-control lessons. The GS handbooks do state 'don't have sex', but that's about as far as it goes.

/Hopefully they updated, but GS really is supposed to be more about friendship\badges\camping than anything else.
 
2012-02-23 01:45:16 AM
He's only a hero if he had sufficient restraint to not eat the whole box. Damn those things are tasty.
 
2012-02-23 07:28:49 AM

czetie: Wait, an elected Republican politician took a reasonable position? And he did with wit and a little subtlety (not to mention helping some lucky Girl Scout troop blow out their sales goal)?

Wow, that's great. But I am a little concerned for his chances come next primary season in his district...


As opposed to Democrats, who can ask if Guam will tip over and still be re-elected? C'mon, both parties have idiots, both parties have reasonable people. It's just that the crazies get the press.
 
2012-02-23 07:30:52 AM

FLMountainMan: czetie: Wait, an elected Republican politician took a reasonable position? And he did with wit and a little subtlety (not to mention helping some lucky Girl Scout troop blow out their sales goal)?

Wow, that's great. But I am a little concerned for his chances come next primary season in his district...

As opposed to Democrats, who can ask if Guam will tip over and still be re-elected? C'mon, both parties have idiots, both parties have reasonable people. It's just that the crazies get the press.


Sorry, this is Fark. DEMONCRAPS do the same thing but worse! My party's better than yours!
 
2012-02-23 08:16:29 AM
This gives me hope that there might be some sanity to be salvaged from teh GOP. I mean, that response was almost...

Human!
 
2012-02-23 08:37:03 AM

PsiChick: realmolo: I *hope* the Girl Scouts are connected to Planned Parenthood. What is better for a girl to learn about than birth control?

Farking Republicans. Worthless, evil human beings.

Actually, speaking as a Girl Scout...I don't know, graduate (they don't really have a term for girls who went up until adulthood), Planned Parenthood does donate heavily to Girl Scouts. They don't influence a damn thing as far as I know, though--we never even knew PP funded us until the church refused to sponsor us (we were all Catholic, it was a three-girl troop).

But yeah, we never really got the birth-control lessons. The GS handbooks do state 'don't have sex', but that's about as far as it goes.

/Hopefully they updated, but GS really is supposed to be more about friendship\badges\camping than anything else.


And pillow fights. Sweaty, sweaty pillow fights.
 
2012-02-23 08:58:33 AM
blogs.discovermagazine.com


Michelle Obama is the Honorary President of Girl Scouts because EVERY FIRST LADY IS AUTOMATICALLY THE HONORARY PRESIDENT OF GIRL SCOUTS!

Nancy Reagan, Barbara Bush, Hillary Clinton and Laura Bush were ALSO Honorary President of the Girl Scouts!

Holy farkiing shiat! What a farking asshole!
 
2012-02-23 12:48:21 PM

born_yesterday: PsiChick: realmolo: I *hope* the Girl Scouts are connected to Planned Parenthood. What is better for a girl to learn about than birth control?

Farking Republicans. Worthless, evil human beings.

Actually, speaking as a Girl Scout...I don't know, graduate (they don't really have a term for girls who went up until adulthood), Planned Parenthood does donate heavily to Girl Scouts. They don't influence a damn thing as far as I know, though--we never even knew PP funded us until the church refused to sponsor us (we were all Catholic, it was a three-girl troop).

But yeah, we never really got the birth-control lessons. The GS handbooks do state 'don't have sex', but that's about as far as it goes.

/Hopefully they updated, but GS really is supposed to be more about friendship\badges\camping than anything else.

And pillow fights. Sweaty, sweaty pillow fights.


...

Girl Scouts starts at age SIX.
 
2012-02-23 06:53:25 PM

buster_v: [blogs.discovermagazine.com image 300x341]


Michelle Obama is the Honorary President of Girl Scouts because EVERY FIRST LADY IS AUTOMATICALLY THE HONORARY PRESIDENT OF GIRL SCOUTS!

Nancy Reagan, Barbara Bush, Hillary Clinton and Laura Bush were ALSO Honorary President of the Girl Scouts!

Holy farkiing shiat! What a farking asshole!


So, what your saying--if I'm reading you correctly--is that the Girls Scouts are soshulist? Mooslims?
 
2012-02-23 06:58:57 PM

HeartBurnKid: GreatGlavinsGhost: HotWingConspiracy: Coco LaFemme: I_C_Weener: WhoIsWillo: The Stealth Hippopotamus: He is just addicted to the Thin Mints. He isnt responsible for his actions.

I use to just have a cookie a day. NOW I NEED A BOX EVERY FOUR HOURS

Thin Mints are a gateway drug to the heavier stuff...Samoas, Tagalongs.

I have two boxes of Samoas sitting by my computer right now. It takes all the willpower I have not to eat them all at one time. I'm.....I'm just so ashamed.

I love those things, but after checking out the saturated fat content of a 2 cookie serving size, I can't eat one without picturing an entire Samoa stuck in one of my arteries.

[i1222.photobucket.com image 456x304]
I read that as an entire Samoan in your artery.

[www.onlineworldofwrestling.com image 312x281]

That sounds painful.


farm6.staticflickr.com
 
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