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Pete has died from advanced kidney failure. He was 24, and a rhinoceros
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The Stealth Hippopotamus
2012-02-22 09:15:26 AM
That's not nice to say. I mean he was a little heavy but no need to be cruel
BurnShrike
2012-02-22 09:31:47 AM
Illig said Pete had been struggling recently with chronic kidney disease. Since there is no effective way to counteract this condition in rhinos, veterinarians focused on maintaining Pete's comfort
They couldn't put him on a rhinalysis machine?
antron
2012-02-22 09:32:47 AM
PsiChi
2012-02-22 09:35:55 AM
Ah, poor baby. I love rhinos. Got to pet one once, at a reward trip for a "Save the Earth" cleanup day. Wasn't
supposed
to be petting it, but, hey, it was there.
/CSS. (:
Hector Remarkable
2012-02-22 09:36:40 AM
I'm the last man left and I'm staying that way til the end! I'm not capitulating!
Rindred
2012-02-22 09:38:27 AM
WAKE UP, PETE!!!
LordOfThePings
2012-02-22 09:39:21 AM
BurnShrike
2012-02-22 09:39:46 AM
So will this create a new "repeat" meme?
"Pete and Repeat enter a thread. Pete dies from kidney failure. Who's left?"
draypresct
2012-02-22 09:43:14 AM
BurnShrike
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Illig said Pete had been struggling recently with chronic kidney disease. Since there is no effective way to counteract this condition in rhinos, veterinarians focused on maintaining Pete's comfort
They couldn't put him on a rhinalysis machine?
Can you imagine the size of the needle they'd need?
bhcompy
2012-02-22 09:51:45 AM
Did he have a tattoo on his arm that can dance and is named Petunia?
Arkanaut
2012-02-22 09:56:17 AM
He was delicious.
joonyer
2012-02-22 09:59:38 AM
Arkanaut
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He was delicious.
Aww, someone needs some attention.
strangeguitar
2012-02-22 10:04:31 AM
Extra sad
medius
2012-02-22 10:27:20 AM
republican in name only
logruszed
2012-02-22 10:54:25 AM
Well shiat. We just got him a new girlfriend a few months back too, and I don't even think she and he had gotten socialized yet (meaning she's been sequestered since her arrival). We just had to put down a giraffe, now Pete. People get downright mopey when this happens and from what I understand Pete was a pretty good dude.
/Yes, I work at the zoo.
Lone Stranger
2012-02-22 11:08:07 AM
When you are a zoo rhino and your kidneys are bad all the fun is gone out of life and it's time to die.
HighZoolander
2012-02-22 11:56:40 AM
Godspeed, you horny bastard.
Bith Set Me Up
2012-02-22 05:09:51 PM
RIP
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