Always let your conscious be your alibi..

Langston: In defense of voices in people's heads, they can be pretty convincing

And good-looking.

"Gamache estimated the damage to the building at $35,000. The BMW owner told police $80,000 in damage was done to the vehicle.
The ambulance had $115,000 in damage, police said."

$230K total in one shot? damn.

When I listen to the ones in my penis I get slapped with 3 paternity suits, when I listen to the ones in my head I crash an ambulance. I just don't know who to trust anymore.

I wish the voices in my head told me to do cool shait like this. Mine just tell me I am stupid but give no critical arguments or suggestions on how to improve myself.

//stupid voices.
//plus they speak in german
//luckily the mexican voice can translate for me.

How come voices in the head NEVER say anything good, like, "donate some money to charity" or "why don't you look for a job today?"

Randy Orton, is that you?

"Dumbass" tag presumably for subby. "Sick" tab possibly for the man in question, who has a mental illness (and no, I'm not speculating here: the story even describes him as a psychiatric patient.)

I have voices inside my head, but they're speaking Hungarian and I don't understand a word they're saying.

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"Dumbass" tag presumably for subby. "Sick" tab possibly for the man in question, who has a mental illness (and no, I'm not speculating here: the story even describes him as a psychiatric patient.)



Hearing voices is a symptom of an illness, doing what they tell you is stupid. Tag remains.

Voices inside my head
Echoes of things that you said

doubled99: Hearing voices is a symptom of an illness, doing what they tell you is stupid. Tag remains.

And subby outs himself. Nice.

/Not being able to judge the irrationality of obeying voices in your head is also a symptom
//Believing that the only way to make the damn voices shut up is to do what they say is yet another symptom
///Not sure when making fun of the mentally ill became a sport, but suspect it's connected to the rise of reality TV