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(This is Bristol) Weird Burglar apologizes for breaking into a house and trying on the residents' clothes, says he was invited in by a small Chinese boy who turned out to be a bunch of flowers   (thisisbristol.co.uk) divider line 14
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HailRobonia
2012-02-22 10:14:02 AM
sambot.com

Me play joke!
 
LOGINGOESHERE
2012-02-22 10:16:15 AM
Could alcohol have been a factor?
 
That Guy in the Dos Equis Commercials
2012-02-22 10:17:03 AM
And then it got weird
 
jmcc
2012-02-22 10:23:31 AM
Sweet Mother of God, what is the hold up?! Let the boy try on your clothes! He said he'd wash them!
 
offmymeds
2012-02-22 10:25:06 AM
He said he saw a helicopter and went into "stupid mode and ran off like a crazy man".

i1136.photobucket.com
 
mekkab
2012-02-22 10:32:04 AM
should have gone into God-mode, instead.
 
Walker [TotalFark]
2012-02-22 10:38:21 AM
She told him to do 200 hours of unpaid work over the next 12 months.

Typical UK justice. In the US he could have legally been shot.
 
Forty-Two [TotalFark]
2012-02-22 10:47:21 AM
I love seeing Fark headlines that are so bizarre that they can't be anything but accurate reflections of the events in the article.
 
Langston [TotalFark]
2012-02-22 11:30:31 AM
Forty-Two: I love seeing Fark headlines that are so bizarre that they can't be anything but accurate reflections of the events in the article.

Me too
 
Shadowtag
2012-02-22 12:25:39 PM
Small Chinese boy? Did he try to sell Mr Attention To Detail a tiny furry furby-like creature that doesn't like bright light?

/because that's how I envision a third movie
 
Bpjosep
2012-02-22 01:46:13 PM
i'm not really a horse...i'm a broom
 
A Wild Snorlax
2012-02-22 05:33:51 PM
FTA: "The court heard the intrusion left a "sickly effect" on the householders, and women's clothing was thrown away in case Nash tried them on."

Wtf? Just throw them in the washing machine and they'll be good as new. Throwing out perfectly good clothes because someone else tried them on is idiotic. Ever heard of a thrift store, lady?
 
superfudge73
2012-02-22 05:38:32 PM
starsmedia.ign.com

"Oh that's just Cosmo, he's Chinese."
 
Sylvia_Bandersnatch
2012-02-22 06:13:33 PM
Forty-Two: I love seeing Fark headlines that are so bizarre that they can't be anything but accurate reflections of the events in the article.

I thought it was a reference to some film or something. I honestly didn't expect it to be what TFA was actually about.
 
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