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Convenience store robbed by the Worst. Samurai. Ever
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RexTalionis
2012-02-22 09:22:33 AM
Sure, he's an awful samurai, but his sandwich-making skills are top-notch.
ManateeGag
2012-02-22 09:40:38 AM
RexTalionis
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Sure, he's an awful samurai, but his sandwich-making skills are top-notch.
How many people here do you think will be old enough to understand that reference?
RexTalionis
2012-02-22 09:41:48 AM
ManateeGag
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RexTalionis: Sure, he's an awful samurai, but his sandwich-making skills are top-notch.
How many people here do you think will be old enough to understand that reference?
Well, at the very least, there's you.
UNC_Samurai
2012-02-22 10:41:49 AM
Anyone know a good lawyer?
busy chillin'
2012-02-22 10:44:14 AM
I am your butterfly. I need your protection. Be my samurai. Aai ai aai. I am your butterfly. I need your protection. Need your protection.
NutWrench
2012-02-22 10:44:23 AM
crab66
2012-02-22 10:45:26 AM
Bruxellensis
2012-02-22 10:51:02 AM
Tom Cruise?
Millions_Knives
2012-02-22 10:53:55 AM
Sad Samurai is Sad.
2CountyFairs
2012-02-22 10:54:37 AM
RexTalionis
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ManateeGag: RexTalionis: Sure, he's an awful samurai, but his sandwich-making skills are top-notch.
How many people here do you think will be old enough to understand that reference?
Well, at the very least, there's you.
He's also a damn fine tailor.
Also, glad this has been covered by several people, but now I feel old.
Lone Stranger
2012-02-22 10:59:41 AM
"DO NOT WANT!"
KangTheMad
2012-02-22 11:08:39 AM
ManateeGag
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RexTalionis: Sure, he's an awful samurai, but his sandwich-making skills are top-notch.
How many people here do you think will be old enough to understand that reference?
Hey, I am NOT old! Washu yushu, yushu inikiniwa!
picodenico
2012-02-22 11:09:18 AM
ManateeGag
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RexTalionis: Sure, he's an awful samurai, but his sandwich-making skills are top-notch.
How many people here do you think will be old enough to understand that reference?
I'm 29 and I got it right away.
ObeeKbee
2012-02-22 11:12:03 AM
picodenico
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ManateeGag: RexTalionis: Sure, he's an awful samurai, but his sandwich-making skills are top-notch.
How many people here do you think will be old enough to understand that reference?
I'm 29 and I got it right away.
27 here and came in expecting it.
KangTheMad
2012-02-22 11:12:29 AM
picodenico
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ManateeGag: RexTalionis: Sure, he's an awful samurai, but his sandwich-making skills are top-notch.
How many people here do you think will be old enough to understand that reference?
I'm 29 and I got it right away.
biatch, please. I've got you beat by ten years younger.
Evil Mackerel
2012-02-22 11:13:01 AM
busy chillin'
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I am your butterfly. I need your protection. Be my samurai. Aai ai aai. I am your butterfly. I need your protection. Need your protection.
Switch protection with erection and try to watch that vid.
BurnShrike
2012-02-22 11:13:15 AM
ObeeKbee
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picodenico: ManateeGag: RexTalionis: Sure, he's an awful samurai, but his sandwich-making skills are top-notch.
How many people here do you think will be old enough to understand that reference?
I'm 29 and I got it right away.
27 here and came in expecting it.
I'm 34 and still don't get it.
Zukipilot
2012-02-22 11:13:41 AM
Hamilton was booked on charges of burglary, robbery,
terrorist threats
and exhibition of a deadly weapon
So did I miss something or did they leave something out of the article?
KangTheMad
2012-02-22 11:18:02 AM
Zukipilot
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Hamilton was booked on charges of burglary, robbery, terrorist threats and exhibition of a deadly weapon
So did I miss something or did they leave something out of the article?
Since he was a samurai, it was assumed he'd fly a plane into a warship.
//I'm going to hell
Marine1
2012-02-22 11:26:48 AM
Lone Stranger
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"DO NOT WANT!"
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Dude. That was my favorite show coming home from kindergarten in the afternoons.
washington-babylon
2012-02-22 04:38:06 PM
What the hell is a "Store Woner"?
Read the article.
/wide boner?
//wild stoner?
plehar
2012-02-22 05:21:15 PM
washington-babylon
What the hell is a "Store Woner"?
Duh! he meant to write Sore Loser. Sore Loser. Duh!
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