Ha....he said "Sheboygan"

When did that become news in Wisconsin?

Nothing to see here. It's about government employee unions. Again.

Or, as we used to call it "Tuesday".

"We didn't vote for some lightweight, ya know? Throw this faker out!"

Passing out in a bar? That is freaking amateur hour material... not fitting for a leader in Wisconsin. Next thing you're gonna tell me is that he doesn't even eat cheese!

Home of the Kenosh Kickers!

totally off topic; i want to go to wisconsin dells in may; is that feasible? or is it still to cold to enjoy the water parks? when (if not may) is a good time to go?

The video includes this gem about his sister-in-law:

"I heard she gives a good hummer."

That's going to make Thanksgiving dinner a little uncomfortable this year.

Was that against the law? Was it during work? If no, then STFU and GTFO.
/whatever you do during your personal time is your business (as long as it doesn't break the law or affect your work)

soakitincider: totally off topic; i want to go to wisconsin dells in may; is that feasible? or is it still to cold to enjoy the water parks? when (if not may) is a good time to go?

It's still going to be chilly, at least in the water. Really, you should wait until late June or early July before going to a water park in Wisconsin. Unfortunately, that's when their busiest.

MisterBill: soakitincider: totally off topic; i want to go to wisconsin dells in may; is that feasible? or is it still to cold to enjoy the water parks? when (if not may) is a good time to go?

It's still going to be chilly, at least in the water. Really, you should wait until late June or early July before going to a water park in Wisconsin. Unfortunately, that's when their busiest.

The dells also has indoor waterparks now. Many of the "resorts" have wave pools and slides indoors. Attractions such as the Ducks and the ski shows are not until late spring/summer.

soakitincider: totally off topic; i want to go to wisconsin dells in may; is that feasible? or is it still to cold to enjoy the water parks? when (if not may) is a good time to go?

Noah's Ark opens May 26. With WI weather, it could be 90 and humid, or it could be freezing rain. I see others have mentioned indoor waterparks. If you stay at the Kalahari, there's no need to go to Noah's Ark, really. If you stay at what was once Family Land, now Mount Olympus, you have a wide range of water attractions but also roller coasters and go karts, along with some indoor facilities.

Still mourning that Packers loss?

Pictured below: The mayor with one of his constituents



/Sheboygan lager biatch! That's how we do! THAT'S. HOW. WE. DOOOOOO!

soakitincider: totally off topic; i want to go to wisconsin dells in may; is that feasible? or is it still to cold to enjoy the water parks? when (if not may) is a good time to go?

Too cold dude. Myself, I wouldn't go to a water park (too many kids) but if I did it would be in July or August.

Another vote for Mount Olympus here. Went there several years ago with the family and it was a lot of fun. I'd wait till mid-June to go though it will be crowded.

Back to the topic at hand, my man problem is that the mayor can't handle his booze. We Wisconsites won't tolerate a leader who can't out-drink us!

Bob Ryan lost the recall election last night, just FYI...

soakitincider: totally off topic; i want to go to wisconsin dells in may; is that feasible? or is it still to cold to enjoy the water parks? when (if not may) is a good time to go?

July or August.

But they do have indoor parks now too.

coolcashiat77: MisterBill: soakitincider: totally off topic; i want to go to wisconsin dells in may; is that feasible? or is it still to cold to enjoy the water parks? when (if not may) is a good time to go?

It's still going to be chilly, at least in the water. Really, you should wait until late June or early July before going to a water park in Wisconsin. Unfortunately, that's when their busiest.

The dells also has indoor waterparks now. Many of the "resorts" have wave pools and slides indoors. Attractions such as the Ducks and the ski shows are not until late spring/summer.

It seems like you're cutting yourself off from about half of what there is to do in the Dells if you go too early. It's good to know about the indoor attractions, though.

A drunk polotician!?!?!? GTFO of here. We all know our leaders are the best and the brightest of us that are all tea tottlers. Other than some awkward holidays I dont see anything wrong here.

soakitincider: totally off topic; i want to go to wisconsin dells in may; is that feasible? or is it still to cold to enjoy the water parks? when (if not may) is a good time to go?

Unless it has changed, most of the water parks don't even open until Memorial Day weekend, and by then the weather shouldn't be too bad. We are having a very mellow winter.

Noah's Ark Water Park | Wisconsin Dells (new window)

Best and the biggest. Have fun!

blatz514: I wanted to write something clever, but Sheboygan just speaks for itself.

*coughs...white trash

Cripes, they wouldn't let an douchenozzle like you mow the lawns at Whistling Straits or change the farking urinal cakes at the Kohler Club.

Magorn: /Fire-resistant my ass, month old Christmas trues burn like a mother-farker

Since when were pine trees fire resistant????

/must be missing something

soakitincider: totally off topic; i want to go to wisconsin dells in may; is that feasible? or is it still to cold to enjoy the water parks? when (if not may) is a good time to go?

Not much will be open until Memorial Day; although it depends on where you're staying. You will get a break however that the place should be mostly deserted since the FIB's won't hit town until at least the middle of June (at least when I worked there). Actually if you see someone with an Illinois plate, treat them like the devil incarnate behind the wheel. Also, if you speak an eastern European language you might also get further with servers and lifeguards.

/Always love playing "Import or Domestic" when i get back up there.
//Oh and subby, Ryan get beat last night in the recall election.

Is this a tranny thread?

Milwaukee - a drinking town with a baseball problem

Also - metion my name in Sheboygan. It's the greatest little town in the world

gmoney101: Home of the Kenosh Kickers!

You just made my morning

Yes, we must maintain our reputation.

I'm proud to say I come from the drunkest state in the union.

We also have pretty good cheese. :D

soakitincider: totally off topic; i want to go to wisconsin dells in may; is that feasible? or is it still to cold to enjoy the water parks? when (if not may) is a good time to go?

Spring and fall. It's much less crowded.

Try to blend in. They'll think you're local.

Upper Dells is an interesting boat trip. Lower Dells blows.

RockChalkH1N1: gmoney101: Home of the Kenosh Kickers!

You just made my morning

Mine, too. Thanks for that.

soakitincider: totally off topic; i want to go to wisconsin dells in may; is that feasible? or is it still to cold to enjoy the water parks? when (if not may) is a good time to go?

There are a bunch of indoor waterparks as well

rtyfx: Try to blend in. They'll think you're local..

No they won't, spotting tourists from yokels is easy; they have all of their teeth. As a former local let me say to the outta towners, don't wander north of Chubby's or even try to make sense of those freakin' roundabouts they put on 12 past the outlet mall. The casino was dumpy enough, they didn't need to make it harder to get to.

Little late Yahoo

He lost

/Sheboyganite

Ken VeryBigLiar: rtyfx: Try to blend in. They'll think you're local..

No they won't, spotting tourists from yokels is easy; they have all of their teeth. As a former local let me say to the outta towners, don't wander north of Chubby's or even try to make sense of those freakin' roundabouts they put on 12 past the outlet mall. The casino was dumpy enough, they didn't need to make it harder to get to.

I'm local. Some visitors blend in.

No cams. No flip-flops. No Bermuda shorts.

If you have a herd of children, you're doomed.

Try the go-carts. The secret is to floor the gas and never use the brake. Watch a couple of rounds. You'll figure out which carts are the fastest.

PS:

While there, take a look at the upside-down White House and tell us what's wrong with it.

soakitincider: totally off topic; i want to go to wisconsin dells in may; is that feasible? or is it still to cold to enjoy the water parks? when (if not may) is a good time to go?

I suggest 1st weekend in June before a lot of the tourists arrive. All the waterparks are open then. Get to Noah's Ark early to hit up the rides while the lines aren't too long.

rtyfx: soakitincider: totally off topic; i want to go to wisconsin dells in may; is that feasible? or is it still to cold to enjoy the water parks? when (if not may) is a good time to go?

Spring and fall. It's much less crowded.

Try to blend in. They'll think you're local.

Upper Dells is an interesting boat trip. Lower Dells blows.

THIS

rtyfx: I'm local. Some visitors blend in.

No cams. No flip-flops. No Bermuda shorts.

If you have a herd of children, you're doomed.

It also helps if they don't ask of the drinking age is still 18 up here.

Ken VeryBigLiar: rtyfx: I'm local. Some visitors blend in.

No cams. No flip-flops. No Bermuda shorts.

If you have a herd of children, you're doomed.

It also helps if they don't ask of the drinking age is still 18 up here.

Never heard that, but it's funny.

I don't even remember what the limit is anymore. That's how old I am and how little I care.

It should be 18. We ask them to have their arms and legs blown off for people who don't even care about what we're doing for them. Why shouldn't they have a beer?

It's pronounced She'Vegas.

/born and raised

As far as I know in Wisconsin it is still legal for underage drinking in bars as long as parents, spouse, or guardian is with them and the owners permits it.

Subby?

It became a bad thing after he was taped last winter in a bar, drunk, talking about his sister-in-law and described her as 'nice but a little "meaty" around the edges'.

Yeah, really.