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		In a desperate bid to remain relevant, Sarah Palin opens her clammy yap and almost says a bad word (politico.com)		164
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Because People in power are Stupid		2012-02-22 09:01:16 AM

She was defending Santorum who makes reference to Satan. All these people are just Black Sabbath fans:

Day of judgement, God is calling. On their knees the war pig's crawling. Begging mercy for their sins.
Satan laughing spreads his wings. Oh lord yeah!

You see it was cool when 1970's Ozzy sang it. Republicans are hep-cats too.

kingoomieiii		2012-02-22 09:15:20 AM

wee-wee

Oh, I was SO hoping it was something else. Something that might cause her to go, and stay, away.

quatchi		2012-02-22 09:22:38 AM

"Wee weed up" and "whacked out"?

But she still wants to be taken seriously?

Earpj		2012-02-22 09:24:04 AM

I can't figure out what she was trying to not say.

Pissed off? Penised up?

I have no idea.

keylock71		2012-02-22 09:37:22 AM

Who cares...

Vodka Zombie		2012-02-22 09:41:06 AM

keylock71: Who cares...

imapirate		2012-02-22 09:47:21 AM

Who?

Diogenes		2012-02-22 09:57:52 AM

Interesting words, coming from Kali.

I_Am_Weasel		2012-02-22 10:07:41 AM

Holy Mackinaw!

Hector Remarkable		2012-02-22 10:13:08 AM

I think what she's saying is she wants Satan to pee in her mouth.

kingoomieiii		2012-02-22 10:14:06 AM

Earpj: I can't figure out what she was trying to not say.

Pissed off? Penised up?

I have no idea.

I'm PRETTY sure she meant "Cocked up", but she's not even using THAT right.

Delay		2012-02-22 10:20:38 AM

Hector Remarkable: I think what she's saying is she wants Satan to pee in her mouth.

The Quitter was saying it in French, "oui, oui."

Earpj		2012-02-22 10:20:41 AM

kingoomieiii:

I have no idea.

I'm PRETTY sure she meant "Cocked up", but she's not even using THAT right.
Ah. Ok. Thank you.

bigpeeler		2012-02-22 10:22:34 AM

Yeah, it might be time for Subby to get a new hobby and move on. Dead horse, beating...you know.

Diogenes		2012-02-22 10:24:33 AM

bigpeeler: Yeah, it might be time for Subby to get a new hobby and move on. Dead horse, beating...you know.

The horse won't stay dead.

quatchi		2012-02-22 10:26:07 AM

Which one's her "clammy yap"?

vernonFL		2012-02-22 10:33:04 AM

- first, you have to ask yourself, have they ever, ever attended a Sunday school class even?

Yes, when I was 9 years old. My views on Satan have changed since then.

Does she still believe in the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy?

Mentat		2012-02-22 10:54:11 AM

15 minutes are up. Let's move on to the next former beauty queen.

GAT_00		2012-02-22 10:58:10 AM

It's like being lectured by a 6 year old.

Grables'Daughter		2012-02-22 11:11:24 AM

I'd do her, but she'd have to agree to keep her mouth shut.

bigpeeler		2012-02-22 11:11:40 AM

Diogenes: bigpeeler: Yeah, it might be time for Subby to get a new hobby and move on. Dead horse, beating...you know.

The horse won't stay dead.

True, true...sigh.

GAT_00		2012-02-22 11:13:04 AM

Grables'Daughter: I'd do her, but she'd have to agree to keep her mouth shut.

Really not helping the perception that all you do is AW and talk about sex there.

GAT_00		2012-02-22 11:14:24 AM

bigpeeler: Diogenes: bigpeeler: Yeah, it might be time for Subby to get a new hobby and move on. Dead horse, beating...you know.

The horse won't stay dead.

True, true...sigh.

I know! How dare Fox News, the anti-liberal media, give her time and ask her things!

Grables'Daughter		2012-02-22 11:27:20 AM

GAT_00: Grables'Daughter: I'd do her, but she'd have to agree to keep her mouth shut.

Really not helping the perception that all you do is AW and talk about sex there.

Or the fact that I make dozens of comments on Fark, and you jump on one that I make about sex. Or that you mind your own business...

GAT_00		2012-02-22 11:42:59 AM

Grables'Daughter: GAT_00: Grables'Daughter: I'd do her, but she'd have to agree to keep her mouth shut.

Really not helping the perception that all you do is AW and talk about sex there.

Or the fact that I make dozens of comments on Fark, and you jump on one that I make about sex. Or that you mind your own business...

I'm not saying that is all you do. However, there is little point to make such a comment there except to say 'hey, look at me!'

Grables'Daughter		2012-02-22 11:45:04 AM

GAT_00: Grables'Daughter: GAT_00: Grables'Daughter: I'd do her, but she'd have to agree to keep her mouth shut.

Really not helping the perception that all you do is AW and talk about sex there.

Or the fact that I make dozens of comments on Fark, and you jump on one that I make about sex. Or that you mind your own business...

I'm not saying that is all you do. However, there is little point to make such a comment there except to say 'hey, look at me!'

My comment said:

1. She is attractive
2. She is annoying

I'm pretty sure that I am not the first to say this in a Sarah Palin thread, but I would guess that mine is the first one that you have ever singled out.

mrshowrules		2012-02-22 11:45:42 AM

she used that expression before

Why am I posting in this thread? I'm an idiot.

Diogenes		2012-02-22 11:50:44 AM

mrshowrules: she used that expression before

Why am I posting in this thread? I'm an idiot.

Sad that I knew that, too.

thismomentinblackhistory		2012-02-22 12:05:45 PM

This cloud looks like a horse:

www.joecrazy.com

Can you see it?

sprawl15		2012-02-22 12:05:55 PM

Funbags		2012-02-22 12:07:21 PM

Its easy for her to talk--being protected from witchcraft and all.

PanicMan		2012-02-22 12:08:14 PM

That's the stupidest way to say dicked- up and not swear. It took me a minute to figure out what the hell she was talking about.

Grables'Daughter		2012-02-22 12:08:26 PM

Funbags: Its easy for her to talk--being protected from witchcraft and all.

?

Edsel		2012-02-22 12:09:01 PM

Diogenes: mrshowrules: she used that expression before

Why am I posting in this thread? I'm an idiot.

Sad that I knew that, too.

Actually, IIRC, "wee-weed up" is something Obama said in the past.

Jacobin		2012-02-22 12:09:13 PM

Why do liberals fear strong conservative yada yada something

Grables'Daughter		2012-02-22 12:09:25 PM

PanicMan: That's the stupidest way to say dicked- up and not swear. It took me a minute to figure out what the hell she was talking about.

I think you nailed it.

You poopy-head.

Your Zionist Leader		2012-02-22 12:10:17 PM

Grables'Daughter: GAT_00: Grables'Daughter: GAT_00: Grables'Daughter: I'd do her, but she'd have to agree to keep her mouth shut.

Really not helping the perception that all you do is AW and talk about sex there.

Or the fact that I make dozens of comments on Fark, and you jump on one that I make about sex. Or that you mind your own business...

I'm not saying that is all you do. However, there is little point to make such a comment there except to say 'hey, look at me!'

My comment said:

1. She is attractive
2. She is annoying

I'm pretty sure that I am not the first to say this in a Sarah Palin thread, but I would guess that mine is the first one that you have ever singled out.

It might be the first that I box the Jesuit to though.

heap		2012-02-22 12:13:57 PM

Post Turtle and Shiatlube at Tenagra.

UberNeuman		2012-02-22 12:14:18 PM

"Well the lamestream media liberal dumbheads can get upset between their rapes and protesting and worship of the horned beast, but like a famous old man once said, 'You can't shuck your corn until its hatched...' "

\you betcha!

swankywanky		2012-02-22 12:14:30 PM

oh cheese and crackers!

they're not going to like this down at the Ladies' Auxiliary I can tell you. Not one bit!

//and the children, please think of them, won't you?

culebra		2012-02-22 12:16:06 PM

Don't you think she looks irrelevant?

Gestalt		2012-02-22 12:16:15 PM

TFA: "This was a speech that he gave back in 2008 where he named evil as Satan. For these lame-stream media characters to get all wee-weed up about that - first, you have to ask yourself, have they ever, ever attended a Sunday school class even? Have they never heard this terminology before?"

We're all excruciatingly and didactly familiar with these concepts because you and your ilk won't shut up for a minute about them. He was ridiculed, rightfully, for absorbing them as his only worldview.

Johnnyknox		2012-02-22 12:16:21 PM

In a desperate bid to remain relevant, ~~Sarah Palin~~Barack Obama opens ~~her~~his clammy yap and says the same shiat he's been saying for the last 5 years

fify

don't understand		2012-02-22 12:16:31 PM

Go away, you stupid biatch!

Cletus C.		2012-02-22 12:16:50 PM

How big was Glenn Rice's wee-wee?

monoski		2012-02-22 12:17:30 PM

Subby hit the nail on the head, an attempt to remain relevant. 15 minutes is almost up.

dickfreckle		2012-02-22 12:17:56 PM

kingoomieiii: wee-wee

Oh, I was SO hoping it was something else. Something that might cause her to go, and stay, away.

I love Marvin Gaye's twist on the "baby please don't leave me" love song format - please stay away

I'm askin' you darlin'
Please stay, please stay, please
Don't go away baby, ooh
Please stay, please
Don't go away, no
I couldn't stand it darlin'

I won't be able to sleep peacefully
In bed with you beside me
Darlin', darlin anymore
No, sugar, no

/irrelevant Marvin trivia: when his ex-wife was granted a judgment against his future album royalties, the guy immediatelymade an album called "Here, My Dear," the most epic public "fark you" of all time.
//it's also a really great album

The Why Not Guy		2012-02-22 12:18:22 PM

Our friends on the Right promised that all we had to do was ignore her and she'd go away. I simply can't believe our friends on the Right would lie to us. It's so out of character for them.