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(Wrexham News) Amusing Half marathon disrupted when vandals change some of the directional signs, sending dozens of runners the wrong way   (leaderlive.co.uk) divider line 78
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2012-02-22 09:07:35 AM
This kind of shenanigans never takes place in Alberquerque marathons.
 
2012-02-22 09:39:37 AM
I have no idea why anyone should want to do this

Because it's funny? Well okay, it's really only funny if it causes people to run somewhere ridiculous like into a lake or through a cheese shop.
 
2012-02-22 09:42:10 AM
Did they get that from an old Hanna-Barbera cartoon?
 
2012-02-22 10:29:48 AM
Way back in the day I was at some Navy survival school out in the sticks in Florida and we were out on a navigation exercise. We were set into two man teams and given a compass, an initial heading, and a distance. We would then navigate out in the swamp to find a coffee can that held intructions for the next leg. I think there were about ten legs in all and if you had ever been a Boy Scout it was actually pretty easy.

Anyway, the last two man team was composed of the two biggest assholes in the class, so the next to the last team changed the little piece of paper with directions on it on can number seven and sent them way out in the swamp.

I guess it's a good thing that all of those helicopters were available.
 
2012-02-22 11:58:34 AM
Well, the signs for Half Christmas should be up soon.
 
2012-02-22 11:59:10 AM
Wow, once again an article from The Onion comes true: I'm Training To Ruin A Marathon (new window)
 
2012-02-22 11:59:33 AM
www.wisconsingazette.com

And THAT'S how I ended up in a gay bar.
 
2012-02-22 12:05:58 PM
umm.. kinda crappy marathon that does not have volunteers at every possible change in direction directing people.
 
2012-02-22 12:06:41 PM
Oznog

+1
 
2012-02-22 12:12:22 PM
Now see, I'd be ready to kick someone's ass! First of all it's not exactly cheap to enter a race, and then I'm going for a personal best time and someone farking with the signs would just mess everything up!

Some people need to get a farking life!
 
2012-02-22 12:12:39 PM
It would be kind of funny as a practical joke on friends, but it's a complete dick move to do that to random strangers who've been training for months to run this thing.

Plus, if they see you doing it, chances are you won't be able to outrun them.
 
2012-02-22 12:12:44 PM
Ran a half marathon last week, and another this weekend, so I'm getting a kick.
 
2012-02-22 12:14:50 PM
You haven't really "won" unless you can change the signs to get runners trapped running in a circle.

Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ....
 
2012-02-22 12:15:16 PM
Oznog: [www.wisconsingazette.com image 385x378]

And THAT'S how I ended up in a gay bar.


Turn the internet off, you win.

+899
 
2012-02-22 12:21:12 PM
farm6.static.flickr.com

Looney Tunes in real life?
 
2012-02-22 12:23:12 PM
It worked on these guys:
t1.gstatic.com
 
2012-02-22 12:23:12 PM
chewielouie: Ran a half marathon last week, and another this weekend, so I'm getting a kick.

Running my first one in May. Wish me luck, because I will need it.
 
2012-02-22 12:24:06 PM
I'm so doing this the next time that endless bicycle parade comes through town.
 
2012-02-22 12:24:29 PM
Unavailable for comment:

Link (video, pops)
 
2012-02-22 12:32:05 PM
I'm sorry, but that's funny
 
2012-02-22 12:32:30 PM
I've always wanted to do that. Another good one is to join the race halfway and win it.
 
2012-02-22 12:35:16 PM
Not amusing, just a dick move. These people don't have any constructive fun, so they just ruin everyone else's good time.
 
2012-02-22 12:36:11 PM
calitreview.com

strikes again
 
2012-02-22 12:38:35 PM
Seen leaving the location -
chucksconnection.com
 
2012-02-22 12:38:42 PM
Heist: It would be kind of funny as a practical joke on friends, but it's a complete dick move to do that to random strangers who've been training for months to run this thing.

Plus, if they see you doing it, chances are you won't be able to outrun them.


THIS
 
2012-02-22 12:40:37 PM
Haaaax!!! *throws monitor*
 
2012-02-22 12:44:56 PM
Sounds like a typical Ram Racing event in the U.S..
 
2012-02-22 12:49:51 PM
Russ1642: I've always wanted to do that. Another good one is to join the race halfway and win it.

Consult Rosie Ruiz. She may have some pointers on how not to get caught.
 
2012-02-22 12:50:06 PM
Good prank, but would have been funnier if detour had made them run a few extra miles
 
2012-02-22 12:50:19 PM
A lot of folks who never run races must think its funny to train for weeks, pay your $30-$100+ entry fee and then get punked on race day. I know, lightenupfrancis.jpg, welcometofark.jpg - but this is lame...

For those of you who don't run, this is kinda like watching your <insert ball sport> home team lose by forfeit because the team bus driver was Johnny Knoxville and he decided to do a yakety-sax drive into a banjo-playing backwoods community.
 
2012-02-22 12:50:41 PM
trekkiecougar: Now see, I'd be ready to kick someone's ass! First of all it's not exactly cheap to enter a race, and then I'm going for a personal best time and someone farking with the signs would just mess everything up!

Some people need to get a farking life!


Doesn't it bother you that you pay a lot of money to run a route that is probably free to run every day just to get a crappy T-shirt (that'd you'd only wear running or painting the house)?
 
2012-02-22 12:58:30 PM
Elzar: A lot of folks who never run races must think its funny to train for weeks, pay your $30-$100+ entry fee and then get punked on race day. I know, lightenupfrancis.jpg, welcometofark.jpg - but this is lame...

For those of you who don't run, this is kinda like watching your <insert ball sport> home team lose by forfeit because the team bus driver was Johnny Knoxville and he decided to do a yakety-sax drive into a banjo-playing backwoods community.


more like watching your team lose because the coach of the team told the players to run the wrong way. Seriously, you train that long and that hard and dont even bother to check the route before hand and call it into question?
 
2012-02-22 12:59:28 PM
kvinesknows: umm.. kinda crappy marathon that does not have volunteers at every possible change in direction directing people.

Maybe they could include some writing on each sign so it can't be turned upside down.
 
2012-02-22 12:59:41 PM
Death by Misadventure: Sounds like a typical Ram Racing event in the U.S..

No, there were only 450 people in the race.

Ram would take a course that could hold 450 and put 3000 on it.
 
2012-02-22 12:59:44 PM
Elzar: A lot of folks who never run races must think its funny to train for weeks, pay your $30-$100+ entry fee and then get punked on race day. I know, lightenupfrancis.jpg, welcometofark.jpg - but this is lame...

For those of you who don't run, this is kinda like watching your <insert ball sport> home team lose by forfeit because the team bus driver was Johnny Knoxville and he decided to do a yakety-sax drive into a banjo-playing backwoods community.


People take their sports waaay to seeeriussly. If Johnny Knoxville commandeered a football teams bus on superbowl sunday, and they lost by forfeit... Well, I don't know that I would ever laugh any harder than that moment.
 
2012-02-22 01:00:15 PM
Try that at one of the Tough Mudders and, well, I'm pretty sure nobody would notice.
 
2012-02-22 01:01:30 PM
Nuclear Monk: trekkiecougar: Now see, I'd be ready to kick someone's ass! First of all it's not exactly cheap to enter a race, and then I'm going for a personal best time and someone farking with the signs would just mess everything up!

Some people need to get a farking life!

Doesn't it bother you that you pay a lot of money to run a route that is probably free to run every day just to get a crappy T-shirt (that'd you'd only wear running or painting the house)?


But you also get a medal (if the race is big)! And the t-shirts these days are mostly technical (i.e. not cotton). They aren't so crappy anymore. You also get aid stations and even the smallest races these days usually have chip timing.

Of course, you do make a very valid point but name a hobby of yours and we'll point out how it's a stupid waste of money. :)
 
2012-02-22 01:01:42 PM
nytmare: kvinesknows: umm.. kinda crappy marathon that does not have volunteers at every possible change in direction directing people.

Maybe they could include some writing on each sign so it can't be turned upside down.


every marathon I have been involved in has the marathon logo on all signs.. which would look quite odd being upside down..
 
2012-02-22 01:03:05 PM
kvinesknows: more like watching your team lose because the coach of the team told the players to run the wrong way. Seriously, you train that long and that hard and dont even bother to check the route before hand and call it into question?

You know how I know you don't run?

/you sound fat
 
2012-02-22 01:03:15 PM
This cracks me up. I'm reminded of the time when a friend and I stole "road closed" barricades and traffic cones and put them at the business end of a one-way bridge coming into town. We watched car after car awkwardly turn around or back up, laughing so hard we could hardly breathe.

/booze was involved
//shocker
///not much else to do in a small town
 
2012-02-22 01:03:35 PM
shootingparrots.co.uk
 
2012-02-22 01:11:22 PM
winsecure: kvinesknows: more like watching your team lose because the coach of the team told the players to run the wrong way. Seriously, you train that long and that hard and dont even bother to check the route before hand and call it into question?

You know how I know you don't run?

/you sound fat


no I dont know how you know I dont run.
 
2012-02-22 01:13:00 PM
kvinesknows: Elzar: A lot of folks who never run races must think its funny to train for weeks, pay your $30-$100+ entry fee and then get punked on race day. I know, lightenupfrancis.jpg, welcometofark.jpg - but this is lame...

For those of you who don't run, this is kinda like watching your <insert ball sport> home team lose by forfeit because the team bus driver was Johnny Knoxville and he decided to do a yakety-sax drive into a banjo-playing backwoods community.

more like watching your team lose because the coach of the team told the players to run the wrong way. Seriously, you train that long and that hard and dont even bother to check the route before hand and call it into question?


Fair enough - and to be honest unless you are completely new to running or do not regularly run, training for a half is really not necessary - but the (usually) hefty entry fee remains and even if you are familiar with the route beforehand I have had many races where the route is changed last minute due to weather, traffic, construction, city proclamation, etc.
 
2012-02-22 01:13:36 PM
Vandals? I say they're smart competitors, the Dale Earnhardts of running...

/going to take up jogging soon
//shoes are on the way
///then I'll need a shirt, then service...
 
2012-02-22 01:15:53 PM
angry_scientist: Vandals? I say they're smart competitors, the Dale Earnhardts of running...

Well, they both moved barriers...
 
2012-02-22 01:15:56 PM
Oh THIS.

My former neighborhood has a "road race" almost every weekend (it seems), completely messing up traffic patterns and making it hell for people who live along the route (since the roads are closed - and we're talking the main streets). On our block there were several people who were handicapped and or elderly (as in over 90), and trying to get their needs accommodated was insane. Plus, the route passed the local hospital so, getting THERE required multiple dispensations from the cops on the route direct traffic away from the route onto side streets (that are mostly one-way all in the same direction).

Meanwhile the city has just spent a few million dollars renovating its stadium: new track, lots of parking, places for vendors. Seems to me that it would be a GREAT way to get money and justify the expense, but that idea didn't occur to them (based upon their reaction when residents suggested it).
 
2012-02-22 01:22:16 PM
Did the they sack Rome, too? (pops)


/there's always room for a history lesson.
 
2012-02-22 01:24:10 PM
Elzar: kvinesknows: Elzar: A lot of folks who never run races must think its funny to train for weeks, pay your $30-$100+ entry fee and then get punked on race day. I know, lightenupfrancis.jpg, welcometofark.jpg - but this is lame...

For those of you who don't run, this is kinda like watching your <insert ball sport> home team lose by forfeit because the team bus driver was Johnny Knoxville and he decided to do a yakety-sax drive into a banjo-playing backwoods community.

more like watching your team lose because the coach of the team told the players to run the wrong way. Seriously, you train that long and that hard and dont even bother to check the route before hand and call it into question?

Fair enough - and to be honest unless you are completely new to running or do not regularly run, training for a half is really not necessary - but the (usually) hefty entry fee remains and even if you are familiar with the route beforehand I have had many races where the route is changed last minute due to weather, traffic, construction, city proclamation, etc.


yup.. but when the route changes.. they usually have a volunteer at the critical point(s)
 
2012-02-22 01:25:31 PM
Does the road to Ambleve still lead to Malmedy?
www.wearysloth.com
/or the U.S. West Coast?
 
2012-02-22 01:31:29 PM
ursomniac: Meanwhile the city has just spent a few million dollars renovating its stadium: new track, lots of parking, places for vendors. Seems to me that it would be a GREAT way to get money and justify the expense, but that idea didn't occur to them (based upon their reaction when residents suggested it).

You can fit maybe 40 runners on a track for a 5k, probably about the same for a half.

You can get maybe 4 to sign up for 13.1 on a track.
 
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