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elvisaintdead
2012-02-22 09:07:35 AM
This kind of shenanigans never takes place in Alberquerque marathons.
Sybarite
2012-02-22 09:39:37 AM
I have no idea why anyone should want to do this
Because it's funny? Well okay, it's really only funny if it causes people to run somewhere ridiculous like into a lake or through a cheese shop.
ManateeGag
2012-02-22 09:42:10 AM
Did they get that from an old Hanna-Barbera cartoon?
Old_Chief_Scott
2012-02-22 10:29:48 AM
Way back in the day I was at some Navy survival school out in the sticks in Florida and we were out on a navigation exercise. We were set into two man teams and given a compass, an initial heading, and a distance. We would then navigate out in the swamp to find a coffee can that held intructions for the next leg. I think there were about ten legs in all and if you had ever been a Boy Scout it was actually pretty easy.
Anyway, the last two man team was composed of the two biggest assholes in the class, so the next to the last team changed the little piece of paper with directions on it on can number seven and sent them way out in the swamp.
I guess it's a good thing that all of those helicopters were available.
Pinner
2012-02-22 11:58:34 AM
Well, the signs for Half Christmas should be up soon.
Silverstaff
2012-02-22 11:59:10 AM
Wow, once again an article from The Onion comes true:
I'm Training To Ruin A Marathon
(new window)
Oznog
2012-02-22 11:59:33 AM
And THAT'S how I ended up in a gay bar.
kvinesknows
2012-02-22 12:05:58 PM
umm.. kinda crappy marathon that does not have volunteers at every possible change in direction directing people.
Khakimonkey
2012-02-22 12:06:41 PM
Oznog
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trekkiecougar
2012-02-22 12:12:22 PM
Now see, I'd be ready to kick someone's ass! First of all it's not exactly cheap to enter a race, and then I'm going for a personal best time and someone farking with the signs would just mess everything up!
Some people need to get a farking life!
Heist
2012-02-22 12:12:39 PM
It would be kind of funny as a practical joke on friends, but it's a complete dick move to do that to random strangers who've been training for months to run this thing.
Plus, if they see you doing it, chances are you won't be able to outrun them.
chewielouie
2012-02-22 12:12:44 PM
Ran a half marathon last week, and another this weekend, so I'm getting a kick.
Oznog
2012-02-22 12:14:50 PM
You haven't really "won" unless you can change the signs to get runners trapped running in a circle.
Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ....
gregory311
2012-02-22 12:15:16 PM
Oznog
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[www.wisconsingazette.com image 385x378]
And THAT'S how I ended up in a gay bar.
Turn the internet off, you win.
+899
seadoo2006
2012-02-22 12:21:12 PM
Looney Tunes in real life?
TheManofPA
2012-02-22 12:23:12 PM
It worked on these guys:
Tyrone Biggums
2012-02-22 12:23:12 PM
chewielouie
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Ran a half marathon last week, and another this weekend, so I'm getting a kick.
Running my first one in May. Wish me luck, because I will need it.
AcneVulgaris
2012-02-22 12:24:06 PM
I'm so doing this the next time that endless bicycle parade comes through town.
OtherLittleGuy
2012-02-22 12:24:29 PM
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Link
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logistic
2012-02-22 12:32:05 PM
I'm sorry, but that's funny
Russ1642
2012-02-22 12:32:30 PM
I've always wanted to do that. Another good one is to join the race halfway and win it.
firefly212
2012-02-22 12:35:16 PM
Not amusing, just a dick move. These people don't have any constructive fun, so they just ruin everyone else's good time.
Giant Clown Shoe
2012-02-22 12:36:11 PM
strikes again
interluder
2012-02-22 12:38:35 PM
Seen leaving the location -
RedT
2012-02-22 12:38:42 PM
Heist
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It would be kind of funny as a practical joke on friends, but it's a complete dick move to do that to random strangers who've been training for months to run this thing.
Plus, if they see you doing it, chances are you won't be able to outrun them.
THIS
greighwolf
2012-02-22 12:40:37 PM
Haaaax!!! *throws monitor*
Death by Misadventure
2012-02-22 12:44:56 PM
Sounds like a typical Ram Racing event in the U.S..
Sergeant Angle
2012-02-22 12:49:51 PM
Russ1642
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I've always wanted to do that. Another good one is to join the race halfway and win it.
Consult Rosie Ruiz. She may have some pointers on how not to get caught.
doubled99
2012-02-22 12:50:06 PM
Good prank, but would have been funnier if detour had made them run a few
extra
miles
Elzar
2012-02-22 12:50:19 PM
A lot of folks who never run races must think its funny to train for weeks, pay your $30-$100+ entry fee and then get punked on race day. I know, lightenupfrancis.jpg, welcometofark.jpg - but this is lame...
For those of you who don't run, this is kinda like watching your <insert ball sport> home team lose by forfeit because the team bus driver was Johnny Knoxville and he decided to do a yakety-sax drive into a banjo-playing backwoods community.
Nuclear Monk
2012-02-22 12:50:41 PM
trekkiecougar
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Now see, I'd be ready to kick someone's ass! First of all it's not exactly cheap to enter a race, and then I'm going for a personal best time and someone farking with the signs would just mess everything up!
Some people need to get a farking life!
Doesn't it bother you that you pay a lot of money to run a route that is probably free to run every day just to get a crappy T-shirt (that'd you'd only wear running or painting the house)?
kvinesknows
2012-02-22 12:58:30 PM
Elzar
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A lot of folks who never run races must think its funny to train for weeks, pay your $30-$100+ entry fee and then get punked on race day. I know, lightenupfrancis.jpg, welcometofark.jpg - but this is lame...
For those of you who don't run, this is kinda like watching your <insert ball sport> home team lose by forfeit because the team bus driver was Johnny Knoxville and he decided to do a yakety-sax drive into a banjo-playing backwoods community.
more like watching your team lose because the coach of the team told the players to run the wrong way. Seriously, you train that long and that hard and dont even bother to check the route before hand and call it into question?
nytmare
2012-02-22 12:59:28 PM
kvinesknows
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umm.. kinda crappy marathon that does not have volunteers at every possible change in direction directing people.
Maybe they could include some writing on each sign so it can't be turned upside down.
bacongood
2012-02-22 12:59:41 PM
Death by Misadventure
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Sounds like a typical Ram Racing event in the U.S..
No, there were only 450 people in the race.
Ram would take a course that could hold 450 and put 3000 on it.
zorlack7
2012-02-22 12:59:44 PM
Elzar
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A lot of folks who never run races must think its funny to train for weeks, pay your $30-$100+ entry fee and then get punked on race day. I know, lightenupfrancis.jpg, welcometofark.jpg - but this is lame...
For those of you who don't run, this is kinda like watching your <insert ball sport> home team lose by forfeit because the team bus driver was Johnny Knoxville and he decided to do a yakety-sax drive into a banjo-playing backwoods community.
People take their sports waaay to seeeriussly. If Johnny Knoxville commandeered a football teams bus on superbowl sunday, and they lost by forfeit... Well, I don't know that I would ever laugh any harder than that moment.
Hawnkee
2012-02-22 01:00:15 PM
Try that at one of the Tough Mudders and, well, I'm pretty sure nobody would notice.
Jument
2012-02-22 01:01:30 PM
Nuclear Monk
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trekkiecougar: Now see, I'd be ready to kick someone's ass! First of all it's not exactly cheap to enter a race, and then I'm going for a personal best time and someone farking with the signs would just mess everything up!
Some people need to get a farking life!
Doesn't it bother you that you pay a lot of money to run a route that is probably free to run every day just to get a crappy T-shirt (that'd you'd only wear running or painting the house)?
But you also get a medal (if the race is big)! And the t-shirts these days are mostly technical (i.e. not cotton). They aren't so crappy anymore. You also get aid stations and even the smallest races these days usually have chip timing.
Of course, you do make a very valid point but name a hobby of yours and we'll point out how it's a stupid waste of money. :)
kvinesknows
2012-02-22 01:01:42 PM
nytmare
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kvinesknows: umm.. kinda crappy marathon that does not have volunteers at every possible change in direction directing people.
Maybe they could include some writing on each sign so it can't be turned upside down.
every marathon I have been involved in has the marathon logo on all signs.. which would look quite odd being upside down..
winsecure
2012-02-22 01:03:05 PM
kvinesknows
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more like watching your team lose because the coach of the team told the players to run the wrong way. Seriously, you train that long and that hard and dont even bother to check the route before hand and call it into question?
You know how I know you don't run?
/you sound fat
singdizzy
2012-02-22 01:03:15 PM
This cracks me up. I'm reminded of the time when a friend and I stole "road closed" barricades and traffic cones and put them at the business end of a one-way bridge coming into town. We watched car after car awkwardly turn around or back up, laughing so hard we could hardly breathe.
/booze was involved
//shocker
///not much else to do in a small town
RedPhoenix122
2012-02-22 01:03:35 PM
kvinesknows
2012-02-22 01:11:22 PM
winsecure
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kvinesknows: more like watching your team lose because the coach of the team told the players to run the wrong way. Seriously, you train that long and that hard and dont even bother to check the route before hand and call it into question?
You know how I know you don't run?
/you sound fat
no I dont know how you know I dont run.
Elzar
2012-02-22 01:13:00 PM
kvinesknows
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Elzar: A lot of folks who never run races must think its funny to train for weeks, pay your $30-$100+ entry fee and then get punked on race day. I know, lightenupfrancis.jpg, welcometofark.jpg - but this is lame...
For those of you who don't run, this is kinda like watching your <insert ball sport> home team lose by forfeit because the team bus driver was Johnny Knoxville and he decided to do a yakety-sax drive into a banjo-playing backwoods community.
more like watching your team lose because the coach of the team told the players to run the wrong way. Seriously, you train that long and that hard and dont even bother to check the route before hand and call it into question?
Fair enough - and to be honest unless you are completely new to running or do not regularly run, training for a half is really not necessary - but the (usually) hefty entry fee remains and even if you are familiar with the route beforehand I have had many races where the route is changed last minute due to weather, traffic, construction, city proclamation, etc.
angry_scientist
2012-02-22 01:13:36 PM
Vandals? I say they're smart competitors, the Dale Earnhardts of running...
/going to take up jogging soon
//shoes are on the way
///then I'll need a shirt, then service...
RedPhoenix122
2012-02-22 01:15:53 PM
angry_scientist
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Vandals? I say they're smart competitors, the Dale Earnhardts of running...
Well, they both moved barriers...
ursomniac
2012-02-22 01:15:56 PM
Oh THIS.
My former neighborhood has a "road race" almost every weekend (it seems), completely messing up traffic patterns and making it hell for people who live along the route (since the roads are closed - and we're talking the main streets). On our block there were several people who were handicapped and or elderly (as in over 90), and trying to get their needs accommodated was insane. Plus, the route passed the local hospital so, getting THERE required multiple dispensations from the cops on the route direct traffic away from the route onto side streets (that are mostly one-way all in the same direction).
Meanwhile the city has just spent a few million dollars renovating its stadium: new track, lots of parking, places for vendors. Seems to me that it would be a GREAT way to get money and justify the expense, but that idea didn't occur to them (based upon their reaction when residents suggested it).
Jixa
2012-02-22 01:22:16 PM
Did the they
sack Rome
, too? (pops)
/there's always room for a history lesson.
kvinesknows
2012-02-22 01:24:10 PM
Elzar
:
kvinesknows: Elzar: A lot of folks who never run races must think its funny to train for weeks, pay your $30-$100+ entry fee and then get punked on race day. I know, lightenupfrancis.jpg, welcometofark.jpg - but this is lame...
For those of you who don't run, this is kinda like watching your <insert ball sport> home team lose by forfeit because the team bus driver was Johnny Knoxville and he decided to do a yakety-sax drive into a banjo-playing backwoods community.
more like watching your team lose because the coach of the team told the players to run the wrong way. Seriously, you train that long and that hard and dont even bother to check the route before hand and call it into question?
Fair enough - and to be honest unless you are completely new to running or do not regularly run, training for a half is really not necessary - but the (usually) hefty entry fee remains and even if you are familiar with the route beforehand I have had many races where the route is changed last minute due to weather, traffic, construction, city proclamation, etc.
yup.. but when the route changes.. they usually have a volunteer at the critical point(s)
MBooda
2012-02-22 01:25:31 PM
Does the road to Ambleve still lead to Malmedy?
/or the U.S. West Coast?
bacongood
2012-02-22 01:31:29 PM
ursomniac
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Meanwhile the city has just spent a few million dollars renovating its stadium: new track, lots of parking, places for vendors. Seems to me that it would be a GREAT way to get money and justify the expense, but that idea didn't occur to them (based upon their reaction when residents suggested it).
You can fit maybe 40 runners on a track for a 5k, probably about the same for a half.
You can get maybe 4 to sign up for 13.1 on a track.
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