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2001-11-09 05:22:06 PM
Just friggin ban everything and hide in your homes until you die there.
 
2001-11-09 05:24:02 PM
who didnt see this coming?
 
2001-11-09 05:24:16 PM
"We take our direction from law enforcement professionals, not groups that would attempt to use the war on terrorism to advance their own agendas,"

Constantakes tells it like it is.
 
2001-11-09 05:29:52 PM
Until you get a hunting club trying to purchase rocket-propelled grenades, file this policy under clueless.
 
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2001-11-09 05:35:10 PM
I want to ban christmas. Santa Claus might be a terrorist that will fill our stockings up with anthrax.

Unless you are a jew that is.
 
2001-11-09 05:40:15 PM
I think they should tap hunters' phone lines and listen to their conversations. Anyone who wears camouflage and carries a gun is obviously plotting something. Why not, spying on your own citizens is legal now?
 
2001-11-09 05:41:02 PM
When does animal activist season begin?
 
2001-11-09 05:42:53 PM
If hunters ever burned down a ski lodge, it would be by drunken accident. Not so with environmentalists.
 
2001-11-09 05:44:29 PM
Leave it to Fox news to pick out the most ridiculous and badly timed press release by _any_ environmental group.

No doubt, this is a stupid woman here. But it's delivered just so people can sit around and pat themselves on the back and say 'Dumb environmentalists. Let's go drill Alaska'
 
2001-11-09 05:46:10 PM
BOWHUNTERS?
 
2001-11-09 05:52:08 PM
Sweet Sanity, no matter what side you're on, everyone's either selfish or stupid or both.

Right-Wing extremist reactionary(popular, influential nutcase): SPEND MORE MONEE ON THE MILITARY BCUZ WE NEED 2 BOM AFHGANANIKSTON EVEN THO WE ALREDY HAV LIKE OVER 20 BILLION OF THE GOVERNMENTZ BUJET ROFLOLOLOL ALSO PUT ALL MIDDEL EASTURN PPL IN JAIL CUZ THEY MITE B TERORESTS

Left-Wing extremist radical(unprestiged civilian nutcase): BAN HUNTING BCUZ U SHOOT GUNZ WHEN U HUNT AND A TEROREST MITE DRESS AS A HUNTOR AND THEY LET HIM ON TEH AIRPLAYN BCUZ THEY THINC HE IZ JUST A HUNTOR AND THEN HE SHOOTZ TEH CAPTAIN WITH HIS SHOOTGUN AND HE FLYZ TEH PALANE TO TEH WITE HOWSE AND SHOOTZ IT WITH HIS SHOOTGUN THRU TEH PALANE WINDO AND IT BLOWZ UP!! ALSO BAN VIDEYO GAYMZ BCUZ THEY MAKE KIDZ THINK ITS COOL 2 B A TERAREST AND THEREZ THIS GAME CALLD "COUNTORSTRIKE" AND IT IS VARY DANJEROS BCUZ I HERD TERE R TERARISTS IN IT AND U CAN PRETEND 2 B TEH TERORIST AND I HAVNET EVAR SEEN IT BUT IT MUST BE BAD!!!!
 
2001-11-09 05:52:47 PM
Kosh_Naranek: "When does animal activist season begin?"

Right on! Wouldn't it be cool if we were able to round up these"animal activists", staple antlers to their heads and turn 'em all loose in the mountains near Gunnison Co.?
 
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2001-11-09 05:59:13 PM


Santa has been detained by the FBI in an investigation that suggests that he had a plan to fly his sleigh into the Sears tower.
 
2001-11-09 06:01:49 PM
Ban Transformers because they can be robots in disguise.
 
2001-11-09 06:04:53 PM
Breaking news: Fox News glorifies unreasonable view of fringe group, uses it to paint all liberals
 
2001-11-09 06:06:56 PM
Someone is desperate.
 
2001-11-09 06:23:29 PM
O my gawd, you've got to be kidding me. Most hunters at the end of the day are so bombed on Jack, Evan, or Jose that they do well to find their own dicks to piss. About the only thing they'd be capable of plotting is which one is sober enough to drive the 75 miles to the closest liquor store.
 
2001-11-09 06:29:16 PM
Dumb environmentalists.


Let's go drill in Alaska.
 
2001-11-09 06:30:00 PM
who the f.uck is "wildlife watch"? I have to say the article is tagged most appropriately... I like animals, but hunting is necesary. The deer population is out of control (yes, I live in the boonies)(boonies, not boobies..unfortunatley). I am in favor of chagning the season so does that are pregnant can be shot, to properly cull the population, and keep the forests growing.... Rembrane has a point too, see www.fair.org to see how right wing fox has become.......
 
2001-11-09 06:31:48 PM
Oh, and they should ban transformers, too, SUperjoe is correct, those "robots in disguise" really freak me out...
 
2001-11-09 06:42:55 PM
Maybe they want to ban bowhunters because they saw that hunting documentary where they used dynamite on their arrows. What was it called...? Oh, yeah! "The Dukes of Hazzard."
 
2001-11-09 06:50:52 PM
Well, at least them enviromentalists aren't nuts. As a deer hunter, (bow and gun) i find these people nuts. Just because someone owns a gun or bow and wears camo and goes hunting, dosn't make them a terrorist. These enviromentalists are trying to take the horrible actions of terrorists to further there cause. They all can kiss my ass as far as i'm converned.
 
2001-11-09 07:01:16 PM
Oh yes. Nothing like a little fear mongering to prove your point.

"Oh dear me. Those hunters are evil, I tell you. Not only are they slaughtering those poor deer [that remind me of Bambi], but they're just a short step away from climbing aboard a plane with box cutters. Somebody has to stop them [from killing animals, because we couldn't care less about anything else unless it could be used to support our cause]!"

I won't get into why I think these extremist tree huggers have hugged on tree too many, but I will say that comparing hunters to terrorists is an extremely bad point of view. They might as well blame police officers (or they would if the police took up the habit of shooting woodland creatures).

Anyways, StarGate's on, and I have to go.
 
2001-11-09 07:18:11 PM
boobies!!
 
2001-11-09 07:21:06 PM
boobies-lanlova) post !
 
2001-11-09 07:21:19 PM
These people are pathetic.

Like Scraping- said in the boobies, just tell them to hide in their homes and die.
 
2001-11-09 07:21:59 PM
...dang filter...
 
2001-11-09 07:22:43 PM
that filter is creative!

should have read:

boobies-l a n l o v a) p o s t
 
2001-11-09 07:23:18 PM
AAAaaaawwww....

screw it.
 
2001-11-09 07:28:39 PM
Ban walking because pedestrians might be terrorists.

Ban driving because drivers might be terrorists

Ban pissing because pissers might be terrorist

Ban sleeping because sleepers might be terrorists.

BTW- Animal- rights groups such as these are not environmentalists. They advocate a practice that would upset the balance of life and allow massive amounts of deer, rabbits, etc. to propagate and destroy millions of acres of forest, harm property, and then, when it's all over, die slow, painful deaths caused by disease and starvation.
Accepting one small piece of a single tenet of environmentalism is the worst thing that ever happened to the environment. This kind of practice would
A. Harm the environment directly through its effects

B. already does cause all of the sensible environmentalists to be laughed at and hated because counteractivists have only the warped ideas of the other person as their profile.

This is much like the problems sensible, reasonable, and intelligent Christians feel like hiding their religion from the rest of society- a few fundamentalist freaks (Fred Phelps) take one flawed idea (anti- homosexuality) and beat it in to the ground in a silly, laughable way, such that many people think that that's how all Christians are. The parentheses in the above are there to represent holes where you can replace the person and the idea.
 
2001-11-09 07:34:29 PM
Let's make a list of legal behavior that we can ban to make us safer from ourselves.
 
2001-11-09 07:53:54 PM
Most hunters at the end of the day are so bombed on Jack, Evan, or Jose that they do well to find their own dicks to piss.

So you're saying we should feel better because these guys aren't terrorists, they're just blackout drunks with high-powered rifles? My mind is at ease.
 
2001-11-09 07:58:37 PM
Excellent post, Greek. You've hit the nail on the head without offending anyone who is mildly intelligent. (The qualified statement may or may not exclude Fred Phelps.)
 
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2001-11-09 08:12:12 PM
Good point, there Greek. Christianity, though, is still a crutch for weak minded people. Give up.
 
2001-11-09 08:15:36 PM
I think the animal rights/activist groups are the ones who oughta be banned, not hunters. they're more likely to be terrorists in disguse than hunters. any time you get any sort of group who is against somehting (animal rights, anti abortion, anti-gun...ect.) they usually have one or 2 wackos who blow up some sort of buiding or take hostages or do assassinations or have violent protests that turn to riots, usually from an order passed along from an international (your activist group name here)rights group. anyone who wants to ban hunting (a practice as old as mankind) is just another hippie pointing finger at someone elses hrmless actions.
 
2001-11-09 08:22:08 PM
Heh.

On the subject of the bias of Fox News:
As I generally get all my news from Fark, I rarely watch the news on TV. A few days ago I happened to watch Fox News, and I noticed the blaring conservative bias fairly quickly. Some old woman from Berkeley was on trying to explain some protest and boycott thing that she and her damn dirty hippy(Heh. I love that phrase) friends were participating in, and the anchor guy started debating her points with her. Sure, she was a goddamn idiot, but the anchor should have kept his goddamn mouth shut and just let her blather on about how it's so evil for America to defend itself, rather than letting his opinions color the reporting.

Then I switched over to CNN and watched them attack Bush's financial plan without even bothering to offer an opposing viewpoint.

Looks like you can find a news service that'll give you the bias you want, no matter your political leanings. Ain't this country grand?
 
2001-11-09 08:24:34 PM
Most hunters I have known don't drink until after the hunt, orn don't drink at all. Anecdotal, yes, but I think to chartacterize hunters as bumbling drunkards is more humorous than accurate.
 
2001-11-09 08:24:36 PM
Actually there was one animal rights activist who I think had the right idea, or at least I was entertained by it. He wanted to arm the animals. He wanted to mount rifles on deer antlers and give turkeys grenades, then teach them all how to use them. While it was an impossible dream it would make for exciting hunting seasons.
 
2001-11-09 08:27:17 PM
I dunno. They may have a point. How can we be expected to protect trees, shrubs, and rocks when any old hunter out there could be a terrorist in disguise?
 
2001-11-09 08:31:35 PM
i hope every member of wildlife watch gets ass cancer.
 
2001-11-09 08:39:03 PM
Since humans are the greatest danger to each other, humans should be banned, ala Terminator. Or we could just ban liberal media and politicians.
 
2001-11-09 08:39:57 PM
Have you ever lived near where hunters gather in their camo's with their dogs and guns and beer drinking and catcalls to every woman that passes by?
 
2001-11-09 09:16:51 PM
SERENITY NOW!
 
2001-11-09 09:27:42 PM
Where do these hunters take their dogs and guns and hang out in camouflage- to a mall parking lot?

Didn't you ever see "Dawn of the Dead"? Great scene of a mob of camo'ed yahoos drinking up a storm around their pickups and gunning down the zombies. Some screenwriter's image of how real hunters behave, I'm sure.
 
2001-11-09 10:24:59 PM
Fark them! Would love to see one of these activists smash headlong into a 250+ pound deer at 65mph and then see if their tune changes! We got so many fricking deer down here, we can buy over the counter permits for $10 and each hunter can get 5 of them.
 
2001-11-09 11:11:08 PM
(.Y.): Naw, they wouldn't change their tune. They'd blame . . .
1) The automakers for the car,
2) The oil companies for the fuel in the car,
3) The government for putting a road "in a deer habitat," and
4) The general public for invading the deer's habitat and wiping out so-called "green space".

On top of that, they'd probably have a memorial service for the deer if it, ahem, "expired."
 
2001-11-09 11:32:10 PM
Using their logic: If guns cause crime then matches cause arson,stores cause shoplifting,wives cause spousal abuse...oh...wait a minute
 
2001-11-09 11:40:04 PM
Pronghorn with a bow is hunting. Deer anything is just shooting fish in a barrel.
 
2001-11-09 11:41:26 PM
These people are stupid. I'm pretty farking liberal, but these people are just idiots.
 
2001-11-09 11:51:26 PM
I don't know which article is dumber.... that one or this one.
 
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