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(Deadline)   Don't look now, the fat girl from The Onion just got a pilot   (deadline.com) divider line 50
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2012-02-22 09:15:24 AM
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Wow, she really started taking care of herself
 
2012-02-22 09:18:25 AM
As long as she keeps doing Phineas and Ferb.
 
2012-02-22 09:27:24 AM
I don't get the reference
 
2012-02-22 09:34:17 AM
Don't former Disney stars have a habit of crashing an burning in a spectacular fashion. Should make for good Fark watching her descent.
 
2012-02-22 09:37:21 AM

enry: As long as she keeps doing Phineas and Ferb.


Holy crap... THIS is Candice?

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2012-02-22 09:40:06 AM

Crewmannumber6: I don't get the reference

 
2012-02-22 09:40:06 AM

Cheron: Don't former Disney stars have a habit of crashing and burning in a spectacular fashion. Should make for good Fark watching her descent.


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You never know, man. There are a few notable exceptions to the ruFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP
 
2012-02-22 09:49:40 AM
Did you pull any muscles reaching for that joke, subs?
 
2012-02-22 09:51:00 AM
She looked pretty good on My Name is Earl, Take 2, last week.

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2012-02-22 09:52:02 AM
Better Headline: "MOM! Candice is doing a TV pilot with Louis CK!"

/Hey, where's Perry?
 
2012-02-22 09:52:43 AM
sorry but anything involving louis ck now makes me want to puke a little

//shoulda stopped at pootie tang
 
2012-02-22 09:53:21 AM

Damn it!

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2012-02-22 09:55:48 AM

Waxing_Chewbacca: Holy crap... THIS is Candice?


And her friend Stacy is Kelly Hu...

/google her, I am too lazy right now to post a picture
 
2012-02-22 10:04:38 AM
OMG!!! MEAN!!! YOU TOTALLY GOT MY HOPES UP!!!! That would be a great show.

/jerk
 
2012-02-22 10:13:50 AM
Jean Teasdale is the sole reason why I hate the word "Hubby".

Ashley Tisdale -- well, you can all sleep easy knowing that a random person on the internet would "hit that" in the hypothetical world where said random person would even have a chance at "hitting that".

That is all. Carry on.
 
2012-02-22 10:20:10 AM
Ashley Tisdale and I were born on the exact same day. She should wanna fark me.
 
2012-02-22 10:25:07 AM

Waxing_Chewbacca: enry: As long as she keeps doing Phineas and Ferb.

Holy crap... THIS is Candice?

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Yes, yes it is.
 
2012-02-22 10:29:12 AM

enry: As long as she keeps doing Phineas and Ferb.


...you suggesting she needs to have a seat over there?
 
2012-02-22 10:31:52 AM

enry: Waxing_Chewbacca: enry: As long as she keeps doing Phineas and Ferb.

Holy crap... THIS is Candice?

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Yes, yes it is.


Enry... I know who I wanna do today!
 
2012-02-22 10:34:03 AM
I think she's hot in an ordinary way. Like I would see her at the bar or the grocery store on any given day.
 
2012-02-22 10:52:49 AM
Ashely Tisdale is still the source of one of my all time favorite nipple slips (new window, NSFW).

/She was perfectly legal when that pic was taken, so fap without guilt
 
2012-02-22 11:03:16 AM

Carlo Spicy-Wiener: Ashely Tisdale is still the source of one of my all time favorite nipple slips (new window, NSFW).

/She was perfectly legal when that pic was taken, so fap without guilt


Who faps with guilt?
 
2012-02-22 11:06:36 AM

Carlo Spicy-Wiener: Ashely Tisdale is still the source of one of my all time favorite nipple slips (new window, NSFW).

/She was perfectly legal when that pic was taken, so fap without guilt


I endorse this statement.

Vote nipple
 
2012-02-22 11:11:24 AM

Waxing_Chewbacca: enry: Waxing_Chewbacca: enry: As long as she keeps doing Phineas and Ferb.

Holy crap... THIS is Candice?

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Yes, yes it is.

Enry... I know who I wanna do today!


Hey, Waxing, WHATcha DOOO-in'?
 
2012-02-22 11:22:57 AM

Crewmannumber6: I don't get the reference


A recurring column in The Onion is written by fat, dumpy, eternally-optimistic cat-afficianado Jean Teasdale. It's a variant of the "RIP guy-with-a-similar-sounding-name" joke.
 
2012-02-22 11:26:12 AM

WienerButt: I think she's hot in an ordinary way. Like I would see her at the bar or the grocery store on any given day.


She's ordinary? Where the hell do you live?
 
2012-02-22 11:41:00 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Who faps with guilt?


OK, fine. Replace "guilt" with "having to worry about Chris Hansen offering you a seat over there".
 
2012-02-22 11:46:35 AM
July 2, 1985 (age 26)
 
2012-02-22 11:54:52 AM

Carlo Spicy-Wiener: Ashely Tisdale is still the source of one of my all time favorite nipple slips (new window, NSFW).

/She was perfectly legal when that pic was taken, so fap without guilt


Behold! The nip-slipinator!

Thank you for the pleasant surprise, I'll be in my bunk for all 104 days of summer vacation.
 
2012-02-22 12:09:54 PM

Cubs300: Behold! The nip-slipinator!


That was way funnier than it had any right to be. To me at least.
 
2012-02-22 12:33:43 PM
Meh, wake me when Jim Anchower gets a sitcom.
 
2012-02-22 12:34:02 PM

KaisertheCoyote: WienerButt: I think she's hot in an ordinary way. Like I would see her at the bar or the grocery store on any given day.

She's ordinary? Where the hell do you live?


I've been in a lot of cities and other countries, but with the exception of maybe southern California and South Beach, Orlando has some insanely hot girls on any given night. Tisdale is cute, but becomes Waldo in the crowd here.
 
2012-02-22 12:36:22 PM
Subby must have spent all morning coming up with that one.
 
2012-02-22 12:41:50 PM
This is in no way a bookmark.
 
2012-02-22 12:45:29 PM

Cheron: Don't former Disney stars have a habit of crashing an burning in a spectacular fashion. Should make for good Fark watching her descent.


She is way past the crash and burn age. She will be fine, like Justin Timberlake.
 
2012-02-22 12:54:51 PM

Donnchadha: Jean Teasdale is the sole reason why I hate the word "Hubby".


well, Hubby Rick certainly doesn't even care!
 
2012-02-22 12:55:53 PM

mekkab: Donnchadha: Jean Teasdale is the sole reason why I hate the word "Hubby".

well, Hubby Rick certainly doesn't even care!


Hubby Badger don't give a shiat.
 
2012-02-22 01:05:37 PM
Ashley at the beach with her life partner, Sarah Hyland.

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2012-02-22 01:45:14 PM
Ashley's pretty damn hot but her co-star on Hellcats just oozes sex.

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2012-02-22 02:01:00 PM
i was gonna stay silent but, i gotta say it.


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/classy, like. elegant even.
//at the very least i bet i could talk her into an old fashioned.
 
2012-02-22 02:13:35 PM
Whew. I literally thought they were going to do a sitcom based on the Onion faux-columnist. Would be as big a trainwreck as "Cavemen."

/knew a fat, dumpy, stupid cat person like her
//hated her
//hates the faux column by extention
 
2012-02-22 02:45:54 PM
I thought the 2nd item was more interesting, where 2 networks are ordering up "Beauty and the Beast" pilots; this is going to be like 1979, when all 3 networks had sitcoms based on "Animal House".
 
2012-02-22 02:49:20 PM
Boo. I really thought they were maybe going to do a show about the Onion faux-columnist. A Show of Jean's Own. Could've been great. Maybe they could have guest spots from other columnists, Jim Anchower, the accountant who talks like a hip-hop singer, etc. Damn you, subby.
 
2012-02-22 03:08:21 PM
I'm glad this didn't turn out to be a show about Jean Teasdale. I haven't been a regular reader of the Onion since like 2005, but I seem to recall them being one of the few institutions that knew when things were played out and stopped. I really enjoyed T. Herman Zweibel's column, and then it reached the point where it couldn't go anywhere else, and it stopped. Same with Herbert Kornfeld.

I think that a show based on the Jean Teasdale character would have been way too much of that schtick, and would have spent more time in the "depressing" zone than the "funny" one.
 
2012-02-22 03:23:26 PM
Power Pout Tisdale gets a second chance? Didn't expect that.
 
2012-02-22 04:15:22 PM

Persnickety: Ashley's pretty damn hot but her co-star on Hellcats just oozes sex.


A shot of penicillin will clear that right up.
 
2012-02-22 05:03:11 PM

kicker_conspiracy: Boo. I really thought they were maybe going to do a show about the Onion faux-columnist. A Show of Jean's Own. Could've been great. Maybe they could have guest spots from other columnists, Jim Anchower, the accountant who talks like a hip-hop singer, etc. Damn you, subby.


RIP Herbert Kornfield (1973-2007).

Link (new window)
 
2012-02-22 06:19:28 PM

WienerButt: KaisertheCoyote: WienerButt: I think she's hot in an ordinary way. Like I would see her at the bar or the grocery store on any given day.

She's ordinary? Where the hell do you live?

I've been in a lot of cities and other countries, but with the exception of maybe southern California and South Beach, Orlando has some insanely hot girls on any given night. Tisdale is cute, but becomes Waldo in the crowd here.


OK, ill give you the other countries one. Also, any city with a really high Latin population.
 
2012-02-22 10:59:16 PM

Carlo Spicy-Wiener: Ashely Tisdale is still the source of one of my all time favorite nipple slips (new window, NSFW).

/She was perfectly legal when that pic was taken, so fap without guilt


Mmmm, reminds me of one of the first celebrity nipples I ever saw on the internet. Haven't gotten a minute of work done since.
Link (new window)
 
2012-02-23 06:10:41 AM
well that was obscure
 
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