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(The Daily Beast)   Not to alarm anyone, but there may be a new Barrymore coming soon. Tabloid journalists look forward to several more decades of great headlines   (thedailybeast.com) divider line 25
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2012-02-22 09:11:47 AM
Dammit, I didn't pull out in time.
 
2012-02-22 12:54:16 PM
I don't blame the father.

I'd ejaculate harder than the Santorini volcano inside her.
 
2012-02-22 01:04:32 PM
So will this Barrymore get back to the family roots and go into legitimate theatre?

Or will it stay in *choke* Hollywood?
 
2012-02-22 01:08:49 PM
So what new movie does she have coming out?
 
2012-02-22 01:13:46 PM

Caelistis: I don't blame the father.

I'd ejaculate harder than the Santorini volcano inside her.


This!
 
2012-02-22 01:22:30 PM
Is there some Barrymore-themed headline meme in tabloid journalism that I've been unaware of? I can't say I really buy any of the things, I just get them through FARK and seeing the covers in the check-out aisle at the grocer's, so maybe I'm missing the cultural context here.
 
2012-02-22 01:36:51 PM

Evil Mackerel: Caelistis: I don't blame the father.

I'd ejaculate harder than the Santorini volcano inside her.

This!


She has her moments, sometimes I can barely look at her, others, well...
That scene in Charlie's Angels movie where she is standing in front of the big glass window with just sheet wrapped around her. Something about that scene and the look on her face, I barely stopped myself from jumping up and trying to skullf*ck the TV set...
 
2012-02-22 01:43:15 PM
She has a white trash quality that I just can't place.
 
2012-02-22 01:46:52 PM

Mugato: Dammit, I didn't pull out in time.


Ha! I know you're joking because you're not fb-
 
2012-02-22 01:56:51 PM
I find her to be absolutely revolting.
 
2012-02-22 02:02:38 PM
moreBarrymore?
 
2012-02-22 02:08:55 PM
COuld be worse, could have ben Michael Barrymore.
 
2012-02-22 02:11:16 PM

Tax Boy: moreBarrymore?


Yes please!
 
2012-02-22 02:27:16 PM
she was the ultimate for me for years, then I saw her playboy issue. I still think she is nice to look at, but seeing what she actually looked like naked ruined a lot of fantasies I had of her up to that point.

/of course I still managed to pump one out
 
2012-02-22 02:50:43 PM

ocelot: I find her to be absolutely revolting.


Ditto.
 
2012-02-22 03:13:47 PM
I met her at a wedding last year. She's actually much prettier in person and very nice.

Although, her choice to wear high waisted leather shorts over tights was a weird one.
 
2012-02-22 03:22:54 PM
Are you kidding me?
She'll be on that child like white on rice.


She's past her wild times, established, productive, etc.
But she'll also remember all the tricks and traps of her own youth.

My sister was the same way...and her kids are VERY well behaved.
She doesn't let anything past.
 
2012-02-22 03:32:36 PM

Mugato: Dammit, I didn't pull out in time.


fb-, is that you?
 
2012-02-22 04:42:43 PM

rogue49: Are you kidding me?
She'll be on that child like white on rice.


She's past her wild times, established, productive, etc.
But she'll also remember all the tricks and traps of her own youth.

My sister was the same way...and her kids are VERY well behaved.
She doesn't let anything past.


I dunno. Her father and grandfather (both famous actors) both partied as hard as she did. Substance abuse (as well as acting ability) seems to be inherited in this particular family.
 
2012-02-22 06:35:36 PM
I don't know why, but it really pisses me off when they give celebrities the wrong age in articles. She is not 34. She's like 37 or 38. I know, it's only a few years difference, but it still bugs me for whatever reason.
 
2012-02-22 07:10:54 PM
She's 37, article says he's 34. She once claimed she like to be tickled for 30 minute sessions as part of a lazy day of foreplay and fun. Cute and shares my love of lounging and tickle fights? Whatever else she was in to, would become my life's work.
 
2012-02-22 08:38:27 PM
I would impregnate that repeatedly.

I mean over and over until a scotish engineer screamed out "Captain, we can't take anymore".

Then I would do it again.
 
2012-02-23 01:19:01 AM

A_Glass_Of_Pink: I would impregnate that repeatedly.

I mean over and over until a scotish engineer screamed out "Captain, we can't take anymore".

Then I would do it again.


Well, first you'd have to "reverse the polarity", obviously.
 
2012-02-24 12:13:07 PM

Jim_Callahan: A_Glass_Of_Pink: I would impregnate that repeatedly.

I mean over and over until a scotish engineer screamed out "Captain, we can't take anymore".

Then I would do it again.

Well, first you'd have to "reverse the polarity", obviously.


I'd shoot her bridge, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2012-02-25 09:29:16 AM

Burr: Mugato: Dammit, I didn't pull out in time.

fb-, is that you?


I don't get it.
 
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