Any relation to Jar Jar Bush?

Bravo Subby

That's okay, it was a shiatty baby anyway.

Must have fallen off the piano.

jst3p: Must have fallen off the piano.

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I was just about to page you. You're damn fast.

PYROY: No pics? Fail.




_{I love strawberry jam. Not sure where your mind is going.}

Philadelphia police investigate fetus found inside city pipe _organ

Chester Copperpot?

If you have a bathroom far away from your sewer pipe you can get a pump that moves your feces across a flat pipe or uphill. Now you are asking yourself how does a pump move solid waste? Well, it has what is basically a garbage disposal before the actual pump. If we outlaw abortion we will need larger scale versions of those in densely populated areas.

jst3p: Must have fallen off the piano.

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Do you hang around the main page just waiting for fetus jokes? Or was it just a Quinncidence that you showed up so quickly?

If I live in S.E. Pa., but well outside the Philadelphia city limits, do I still have to be embarrassed about what goes on there?

What did you expect if the baby has flippers for hands?

/seriously, what would do that to a baby? Thalidomide?

This is a late parrot: Chester Copperpot?

Totally how I read the headline at first, too. Andie's got some 'splainin to do...

The real story here is that there is an investigation into whether a woman committed a crime by miscarrying--a perfectly natural and (sadly) ordinary phenomenon.

Dammit, I was about to submit this too. My headline would've been "Not quite a food baby"

fred_chan: The real story here is that there is an investigation into whether a woman committed a crime by miscarrying--a perfectly natural and (sadly) ordinary phenomenon.

God's a murderer.

jst3p: Must have fallen off the piano.

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Would it be inappropriate for me to ask for this to be explained?

BurnShrike: jst3p: Must have fallen off the piano.

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Do you hang around the main page just waiting for fetus jokes? Or was it just a Quinncidence that you showed up so quickly?

Just happened to get to work on this one.

fred_chan: The real story here is that there is an investigation into whether a woman committed a crime by miscarrying--a perfectly natural and (sadly) ordinary phenomenon.

And they're trying to determine if it was viable... after they stated it was approximately 3 months old.

Does the fetus speak English? If not, it's probably a terrorist fetus and by no means allowed to vote, or marry another gay fetus.

There isn't a big enough facepalm for this.

KatjaMouse: fred_chan: The real story here is that there is an investigation into whether a woman committed a crime by miscarrying--a perfectly natural and (sadly) ordinary phenomenon.

And they're trying to determine if it was viable... after they stated it was approximately 3 months old.

I'm still trying to determine how they FOUND it. According to WebMD, a 12-week fetus is between 2.5" and 4" in length.

Test tube baby?

KatjaMouse: fred_chan: The real story here is that there is an investigation into whether a woman committed a crime by miscarrying--a perfectly natural and (sadly) ordinary phenomenon.

And they're trying to determine if it was viable... after they stated it was approximately 3 months old.

Yeah. That's what made me go WTF.

No fetus is "viable" at 3 months of gestation. It's MAYBE 3-4 inches in length and weighed about an ounce. Try to reason how it is "viable".

I'm sure it isn't the first or last time that a miscarried fetus made it's way down a toilet. It happens.

/the stupid. it burns.

Wanted for questioning...

Authorities are also concerned for the woman who may have had a miscarriage and could be in need of medical attention.

Well, when sex education, contraception, and any information on how lady parts actually work is forbidden thanks to twisted old men and closeted fundy retards, you're going to have shiat like this happen. If she did have a miscarriage, she's probably already bled to death. But at least she didn't use the pill. Thanks, Jesus!

Cream sang the alibi . . .Link (new window)

Finally I get a brother!

You should use a glass pipe or a bong for a fetus.

Was the mother too embarrassed to keep it on her piano with the other one?

Lone Stranger: You should use a glass pipe or a bong for a fetus.


Are we sure it's not a crack baby? I mean, normally I would agree that a fetus is best smoked in glass, but in the case of a crack baby one would use "Chore Boy" and a car antenna. Meth baby would merit a nice heavy pyrex piece or a light bulb in case of financial distress.

theknuckler_33: Would it be inappropriate for me to ask for this to be explained?

You don't really want to know.

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: What did you expect if the baby has flippers for hands?

/seriously, what would do that to a baby? Thalidomide?

Thalidomide yes.

Had there been a recent prom in the area?

/bulkhead seat please

KatjaMouse: fred_chan: The real story here is that there is an investigation into whether a woman committed a crime by miscarrying--a perfectly natural and (sadly) ordinary phenomenon.

And they're trying to determine if it was viable... after they stated it was approximately 3 months old.

For once the article used the word properly. "Viable" meaning "able to flourish", though it can also mean "able to live outside of the uterus." So I can see where there is confusion. In this case however, I think they're just trying to determine if it was dead before it made splashdown or not.

SultanofSchwing: For once the article used the word properly. "Viable" meaning "able to flourish", though it can also mean "able to live outside of the uterus." So I can see where there is confusion. In this case however, I think they're just trying to determine if it was dead before it made splashdown or not.

At that age, it was dead when it left mom's body. This was not a magic fetus. They don't exist, despite what pro-life people would like you to believe.

"Police investigate fetus found inside city pipe."

I had no idea Madonna was pregnant again!

Worse Batman reference ever.


+2 internets for you Sir/Madam.

Great_Milenko: Authorities are also concerned for the woman who may have had a miscarriage and could be in need of medical attention.

Well, when sex education, contraception, and any information on how lady parts actually work is forbidden thanks to twisted old men and closeted fundy retards, you're going to have shiat like this happen. If she did have a miscarriage, she's probably already bled to death. But at least she didn't use the pill. Thanks, Jesus!

In philly?

Sometimes a lack of education isn't the problem.

Next on Maury: Pennywise the Dancing Clown is NOT the father

In about 30 years, that baby will be responsible for the bombing of Genosha, killing millions of mutants. Damn Xavier should have finished her off in the womb when he had the chance.

(I can do obscure comic references too!)

You know, this guy's been missing for a suspiciously long time...

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