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2012-02-22 09:03:29 AM
is the space pope reptilian?
 
2012-02-22 09:21:25 AM
There was a Teabagger from Arizona on NPR this morning being interviewed regarding the debates and the Primary.

He said he was looking forward to Santorum winning the nomination as he would "tear Obama apart" in the debates. I shiat you not.

These people are ridiculous...
 
2012-02-22 09:26:12 AM
What I want to know is, does the Pope crap in the woods?
 
2012-02-22 09:42:22 AM
Of course not!

They're more than welcome to wear shoes while making sandwiches.
 
2012-02-22 09:49:47 AM
www.myfacewhen.net

*snert*
 
2012-02-22 09:57:02 AM
Our government is supposed to be acting for the common good of the people. The Republicans are letting a vocal minority try and dictate what they think the 'common good' should be. This is happening in more and more ways, the loud screamers are getting their way.

The silent majority needs to get off its duff and make it known they don't want their lives run for them by a select few. 100 people speaking in a normal tone of voice can drown out a screamer. It's time we started letting them know they we care too.
 
2012-02-22 09:58:36 AM
... letting then know that we care too.

Grumble, typos are a great way to ruin your message.
 
2012-02-22 10:37:00 AM
Slives: 100 people speaking in a normal tone of voice can drown out a screamer.

You might think so, yet the very existence of Fox News and Talk Radio disproves your hypothesis.
 
2012-02-22 10:49:44 AM
...OK, I'm a little curious. The crowd on Fark tends to lean godless, liberal, and male, so it's hardly a representative sample of the US; but I'm wondering if there are any females who want to try and defend the GOP's push to allow religious institutions to exclude contraceptives from health care coverage, to mandate abortion requirements like getting a vaginal ultrasound beforehand, and generally to get a government small enough to stick up your vagoo.

Anyone?
 
2012-02-22 10:51:31 AM
That's not true. They'll be allowed to wear socks.
 
2012-02-22 11:59:44 AM
Slives: ... letting then know that we care too.

Grumble, typos are a great way to ruin your message.


Haha your argument is invalid and sarah palin is now president forever
 
2012-02-22 12:00:56 PM
keylock71: There was a Teabagger from Arizona on NPR this morning being interviewed regarding the debates and the Primary.

He said he was looking forward to Santorum winning the nomination as he would "tear Obama apart" in the debates. I shiat you not.

These people are ridiculous...


The only way Santorum could beat Obama in a debate is if Obama doesn't show up. Even then, I think Obama's empty podium could put up a decent fight.
 
2012-02-22 12:01:40 PM
abb3w: ...OK, I'm a little curious. The crowd on Fark tends to lean godless, liberal, and male, so it's hardly a representative sample of the US; but I'm wondering if there are any females who want to try and defend the GOP's push to allow religious institutions to exclude contraceptives from health care coverage, to mandate abortion requirements like getting a vaginal ultrasound beforehand, and generally to get a government small enough to stick up your vagoo.

Anyone?


That disputable Virginia bill requiring an ultrasound before an abortion was proposed by a female rep from Lynchburg.

/ that's a head scratcher
 
2012-02-22 12:01:47 PM
If Santorum is really committed to forcing all sex to be for reproduction only "cuz God says so". I wonder what he would say to the idea of having his penis removed once his wife reaches menopause. I mean ... he wouldn't need it any more right?
 
2012-02-22 12:02:24 PM
abb3w: ...OK, I'm a little curious. The crowd on Fark tends to lean godless, liberal, and male, so it's hardly a representative sample of the US; but I'm wondering if there are any females who want to try and defend the GOP's push to allow religious institutions to exclude contraceptives from health care coverage, to mandate abortion requirements like getting a vaginal ultrasound beforehand, and generally to get a government small enough to stick up your vagoo.

Anyone?


They're out there, but I've never seen one on Fark.
 
2012-02-22 12:03:02 PM
reklamfox: abb3w: ...OK, I'm a little curious. The crowd on Fark tends to lean godless, liberal, and male, so it's hardly a representative sample of the US; but I'm wondering if there are any females who want to try and defend the GOP's push to allow religious institutions to exclude contraceptives from health care coverage, to mandate abortion requirements like getting a vaginal ultrasound beforehand, and generally to get a government small enough to stick up your vagoo.

Anyone?

That disputable Virginia bill requiring an ultrasound before an abortion was proposed by a female rep from Lynchburg.

/ that's a head scratcher


DISPICABLE bill. Damn, typos are all over this thread.

/stupid iPod
 
2012-02-22 12:03:40 PM
It would seem the prevailing wisdom in the us is that "if i can get a steady paycheck out of it, some insurance foe my kids and just a little bit of security for my family, ill open a gay wedding chapel with a dedicated fema abortion camp in my garage."

So keep at it republicans. You arent all pieces of shiat but you sure seem to be trying to make evryone think so.
 
2012-02-22 12:04:34 PM
reklamfox: abb3w: ...OK, I'm a little curious. The crowd on Fark tends to lean godless, liberal, and male, so it's hardly a representative sample of the US; but I'm wondering if there are any females who want to try and defend the GOP's push to allow religious institutions to exclude contraceptives from health care coverage, to mandate abortion requirements like getting a vaginal ultrasound beforehand, and generally to get a government small enough to stick up your vagoo.

Anyone?

That disputable Virginia bill requiring an ultrasound before an abortion was proposed by a female rep from Lynchburg.

/ that's a head scratcher


I think that's sort of like "I'm not enjoying my shiatty sex life with my prudish, bitter husband in my joyless, narrow little world, and I want to punish anyone else who isn't doing everything by the book like me".
 
2012-02-22 12:04:49 PM
It's "Does the Pope shiat in the woods," subby, sheesh. Now where is my white russian...
 
2012-02-22 12:05:16 PM
keylock71: He said he was looking forward to Santorum winning the nomination as he would "tear Obama apart" in the debates.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-02-22 12:05:52 PM
abb3w: ...OK, I'm a little curious. The crowd on Fark tends to lean godless, liberal, and male, so it's hardly a representative sample of the US; but I'm wondering if there are any females who want to try and defend the GOP's push to allow religious institutions to exclude contraceptives from health care coverage, to mandate abortion requirements like getting a vaginal ultrasound beforehand, and generally to get a government small enough to stick up your vagoo.

Anyone?


Because socialism, that's why!

The government shouldn't meddle in people's lives unless it involves a gay man's ass or a women's vag.

/not female or serious
 
2012-02-22 12:05:53 PM
Slives: Our government is supposed to be acting for the common good of the people. The Republicans are letting a vocal minority try and dictate what they think the 'common good' should be. This is happening in more and more ways, the loud screamers are getting their way.

The silent majority needs to get off its duff and make it known they don't want their lives run for them by a select few. 100 people speaking in a normal tone of voice can drown out a screamer. It's time we started letting them know they we care too.


...or you can vote Democrat (or LP, or Constitution, or Green, or any of the myriad other third parties). Democracy, how does it farking work?

/both sides are bad so vote Democrat?
 
2012-02-22 12:07:14 PM
Even with all the crap that Harper has been pulling, I am so very, very glad to be a Canadian right now. This kind of ridiculous garbage would never even get off the ground here.
 
2012-02-22 12:08:29 PM
Slives: Our government is supposed to be acting for the common good of the people. The Republicans are letting a vocal minority try and dictate what they think the 'common good' should be. This is happening in more and more ways, the loud screamers are getting their way.

The silent majority needs to get off its duff and make it known they don't want their lives run for them by a select few. 100 people speaking in a normal tone of voice can drown out a screamer. It's time we started letting them know they we care too.


They are.

Attack American's relatively risk free and mostly monogamous sex lives as well as women's health again Republicans at the request of a few old fuddy duddies. . I double dog dare you.

Mark my words, Virginia's new law is gonna cost Cantor his seat. If a doctor shoved anything else up his patients without consent, be they male or female, he'd be in jail awaiting arraignment.
 
2012-02-22 12:08:45 PM
Can't run on the economy, can't run on security. This is all they have left.
 
2012-02-22 12:09:49 PM
CapnBlues: is the space pope reptilian?

static.tumblr.com
 
2012-02-22 12:10:12 PM
Coco LaFemme: keylock71: There was a Teabagger from Arizona on NPR this morning being interviewed regarding the debates and the Primary.

He said he was looking forward to Santorum winning the nomination as he would "tear Obama apart" in the debates. I shiat you not.

These people are ridiculous...

The only way Santorum could beat Obama in a debate is if Obama doesn't show up. Even then, I think Obama's empty podium could put up a decent fight.



That depends. I can imagine Santorum saying something so mind bogglingly retarded that Obama just stands there, mouth agape. This would be billed as Santorum winning. Like the encounter between Rep. Barton and Steven Chu.
 
2012-02-22 12:11:48 PM

FTFA: In Congress, GOP Rep. George H.W. Bush of Texas argued that the federal government should fund birth control for poor women. "If family planning is anything, it is a public health matter," said the future President.

Thank you, Poppy.
Bonus: Funding birth control reduces needs for abortions.
..................................................................... . .......................................

What a congressman George Herbert Walker Bush might look like shaking hands with Nixon:

www.tomflocco.com
 
2012-02-22 12:12:14 PM
keylock71: He said he was looking forward to Santorum winning the nomination as he would "tear Obama apart" in the debates. I shiat you not.

These people are ridiculous...


If you only watch fox news and you only read right wing websites and you only listen to AM radio you end up in an echo chamber where you have no ability to make an honest judgement about these candidates.
 
2012-02-22 12:14:17 PM
abb3w: ...OK, I'm a little curious. The crowd on Fark tends to lean godless, liberal, and male, so it's hardly a representative sample of the US; but I'm wondering if there are any females who want to try and defend the GOP's push to allow religious institutions to exclude contraceptives from health care coverage, to mandate abortion requirements like getting a vaginal ultrasound beforehand, and generally to get a government small enough to stick up your vagoo.

Anyone?


I heard one on Talk of The Nation. She called in under the guise of being appalled we liberals would call a vaginal ultrasound rape, completely missing the point that the woman seeking an abortion has no choice if she wants one in Virginia. Last I checked, not having a choice to have something shoved up there was rape. No choice to decline is the same as being forced.

The host and guest were speechless, as was I. It was dead air on the radio for a couple of seconds. Said guest also had several study citations stating that women did not change their minds about the abortion after getting the exam. They still terminated the pregnancy.
 
2012-02-22 12:14:39 PM
Whoa, wait ..... is Poppy giving Nixon a secret handshake?
 
2012-02-22 12:15:07 PM
I am genuinely surprised and fascinated that *this* is the particular wedge issue that the GOP decided to make a really, really big deal out of for the 2012 election.

What an astoundingly bad call all of this will turn out to be.
 
2012-02-22 12:15:18 PM
I'm charitable enough to think that the majority of the GOP is only accidentally running on a platform of returning women to chattel status, basically that it's an "unfortunate implications" thing stemming from an unrelated set of values that they've just pushed too far.

There are those in the party that are literally pushing for the complete reversal of Women's rights, though, like Mr. Santorum. So while I wouldn't call the entire party evil so much as a bit dim, there are members that the shoe fits quite thoroughly.
 
2012-02-22 12:16:02 PM
Yes, bears are Catholic and Popes do shiat in the woods.

Any more questions?
 
2012-02-22 12:18:53 PM
keylock71: There was a Teabagger from Arizona on NPR this morning being interviewed regarding the debates and the Primary.

He said he was looking forward to Santorum winning the nomination as he would "tear Obama apart" in the debates. I shiat you not.

These people are ridiculous...


I heard that too during my drive this morning. They also interviewed some GOP pundit and he used the term "by-product" when it came to Santorum's appeal.
 
2012-02-22 12:19:40 PM
KiltedBastich: Even with all the crap that Harper has been pulling, I am so very, very glad to be a Canadian right now. This kind of ridiculous garbage would never even get off the ground here.

Americans are the assholes of the world.
 
2012-02-22 12:20:16 PM
snowjack: What I want to know is, does the Pope crap in the woods?


If Hitler Scouts were anything like Boy Scouts, then yes.
 
2012-02-22 12:21:40 PM
KiltedBastich: Even with all the crap that Harper has been pulling, I am so very, very glad to be a Canadian right now. This kind of ridiculous garbage would never even get off the ground here.

The same could be said about the US twenty years ago. It's a slow process, dragging the Overton Window along. Just be patient, you guys will get there.
 
2012-02-22 12:22:44 PM
www.bakelblog.com
POPULISM DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY
 
2012-02-22 12:23:32 PM
snowjack: What I want to know is, does the Pope crap in the woods?

Not sure about this one, but the last one was an avid hiker as bishop and still early into his papacy. I would assume, therefore, that at one point he had to lay a deuce in the Alps.
 
2012-02-22 12:24:09 PM
Goldwater predicted this shiat.

www.fishink.us

Evangelicals were never very political, for the most part. Many of them completely abstained from voting at all (including Jehovahs Witness, Pentecostals, Mennonites, and even most Mormons). And their religious leaders constantly preached this practice of political non-participation.

But sometime around the 60s or 70s, maybe as a Hegelian backlash against the government-enforced Civil Rights laws/movement, these people suddenly started taking an active role and interest in politics. I think the final nail that pushed them over the edge was Roe vs Wade in 1972. After that point, they mobilized en masse, because they disliked the way the government was legislating morality to them.

The first big campaign to really bottle and capitalize on this powerful new demographic bloc was Reagan in 1980. By selling politics to the evangelicals, suddenly the Republicans -- the the party of small government, fiscal spending and laissez-faire economics -- became the Super Evangelical Right, and dropped the small government and fiscal spending part (they had to if they wanted to re-engineer society by legislating morality the way the liberals tried to the 60s).

Hardcore Christans turned out in droves, and every Republican now operates in the shadow of Reagan. The modern party is pretty much an amalgamation of opportunists trying to duplicate Reagan's success by appealing and re-appealing to the Evangelicals, reinforcing their narrative.

Because of this, the Republicans have increasingly looked less and less like true Conservatives and more like moral crusaders for God and country. The Evangelicals, whom no more than 40 years ago weren't even a politically relevant voting bloc, now have completely taken over the Republican party, or at the very least convinced Republicans that the party can't win without them.

And that is what's wrong with America.
 
2012-02-22 12:24:14 PM
CapnBlues: is the space pope reptilian?

DON'T DATE ROBOTS!
 
2012-02-22 12:25:23 PM
KiltedBastich: Even with all the crap that Harper has been pulling, I am so very, very glad to be a Canadian right now. This kind of ridiculous garbage would never even get off the ground here.

Oh yeah? Well little do you suspect that we are sending conservative politicians to Canada with harper's complicity. Soon you will drown in derpish santorum. There shall be no mercy!!!
 
2012-02-22 12:26:40 PM
Wadded Beef: keylock71: There was a Teabagger from Arizona on NPR this morning being interviewed regarding the debates and the Primary.

He said he was looking forward to Santorum winning the nomination as he would "tear Obama apart" in the debates. I shiat you not.

These people are ridiculous...

I heard that too during my drive this morning. They also interviewed some GOP pundit and he used the term "by-product" when it came to Santorum's appeal.


Oh, man... I missed that one. I can't believe there are people in this country who seriously believe this clown should be president.

In some ways, I do hope the morons in the GOP do pick Santorum as their nominee, simply because it will be hilarious to see these people go ape shiat when Obama wins reelection. Though, after watching a clod like Bush get elected twice, I'm afraid to actually rout for it, to be honest.

I basically have no faith in my fellow Americans at this point in my life...
 
2012-02-22 12:27:21 PM
 
2012-02-22 12:32:03 PM
culebra: CapnBlues: is the space pope reptilian?

DON'T DATE ROBOTS!


I'm no robosexual!
 
2012-02-22 12:32:48 PM
farm3.static.flickr.com

Pope Ursus I disapproves of your shenanigans.
 
2012-02-22 12:35:04 PM
sabreWulf07: The same could be said about the US twenty years ago. It's a slow process, dragging the Overton Window along. Just be patient, you guys will get there.

What're you talking about? Attempting to get abortion outlawed has been a continuous movement in religion-driven policy since the 1900s, and an obvious and overt plank of the GOP platform since they invited the religious factions into the party in the 1980s.

If you think this is a shift in the Overton Window then you seem to be misunderstanding exactly where that window has rested for the last two centuries. The legality of abortion rests on a series of court cases, not populace-driven law, it's always been an anti-populist thing in the heavily (though inconsistently) religious US. We've never been an entirely secular nation, as none of our revolutions ever explicitly excluded religious input.

//The anti-birth-control line is a political misfire not because of a general religion-secularism conflict, but because of a religion-religion conflict. Anti-BC is a purely Catholic ideology-- guess what most of the Protestant majority is extremely farking paranoid about? That's right, a Papist takeover of the USA. Kennedy election, anyone?
 
2012-02-22 12:40:43 PM
Jim_Callahan: sabreWulf07: The same could be said about the US twenty years ago. It's a slow process, dragging the Overton Window along. Just be patient, you guys will get there.

What're you talking about? Attempting to get abortion outlawed has been a continuous movement in religion-driven policy since the 1900s, and an obvious and overt plank of the GOP platform since they invited the religious factions into the party in the 1980s.

If you think this is a shift in the Overton Window then you seem to be misunderstanding exactly where that window has rested for the last two centuries. The legality of abortion rests on a series of court cases, not populace-driven law, it's always been an anti-populist thing in the heavily (though inconsistently) religious US. We've never been an entirely secular nation, as none of our revolutions ever explicitly excluded religious input.

//The anti-birth-control line is a political misfire not because of a general religion-secularism conflict, but because of a religion-religion conflict. Anti-BC is a purely Catholic ideology-- guess what most of the Protestant majority is extremely farking paranoid about? That's right, a Papist takeover of the USA. Kennedy election, anyone?


That may have been what they were worried about in the '60s, but these days, we're more worried about an Evangelical takeover. Except for the ones with no sense; they're worried about a Muslim takeover.
 
2012-02-22 12:42:59 PM
sabreWulf07: KiltedBastich: Even with all the crap that Harper has been pulling, I am so very, very glad to be a Canadian right now. This kind of ridiculous garbage would never even get off the ground here.

The same could be said about the US twenty years ago. It's a slow process, dragging the Overton Window along. Just be patient, you guys will get there.


Gergesa: Oh yeah? Well little do you suspect that we are sending conservative politicians to Canada with harper's complicity. Soon you will drown in derpish santorum. There shall be no mercy!!!

Actually, the Canadian government uses a parliamentary system, which is more resistant to this kind of jerk-ass politics. This is because the whole concept of a loyal opposition means that the minority party (the NDP currently) are literally expected to scrutinize and criticize everything the government does, and hold it up for public evaluation. It's much harder to attack your opponents as reactionary partisans when it is literally their entire job in government to act as partisan watchdogs. If they weren't being openly and rigorously critical, they would be derelict in their duty in the Canadian system.

Because of that phenomenon, I am frankly not worried about the Overton window being dragged back like is happening in the USA, because by the time it could overcome the institutional roadblocks in the Canadian system, the older more fearful generation that might go along with it will be mostly dead and gone. They don't have that 20 years to push this, because by then the next generation will be running things I they simply have no interest in this sort of garbage whatsoever.
 
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