And hoisted by his own petard.

Is it wrong that after reading the headline, I had to check the article to make sure the pirate wasn't a friend of mine?

So, if the kid stabbed him and thought that it was a fake knife, is he to blame?

Arrrrrrrr(gh)!

Authentic costume FTW

jam1221: Flashing pink glasses...Now, who honestly thinks the kid is still wearing those?



Could have been his everyday look

DirkTheDaring: That's why you don't bring a real knife to America's drunkest grab-ass, Captain Stupid.

I'm, still amazed at the trouble I DIDN't get in the Halloween I spent in NO. I was dressed as a pirate and for reasons inexplicable to me now i chose to accessorize my costumne with with a very real 6ft bullwhip on one hip and a totally "real"(made in Pakistan) 24" cutlass on the other (this more or less:
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Not only did none of the local cops I passed in the Quarter that night say anything about it, but around 3am, when I stumbled in Harrah's, security there didn't bad an eye over it. The First person to squawk about ti was the driver fo the Bus I took back to my hotel the next day (somehow 3am Sunday night turned into 8:30 am Monday morning without me noticing, and you never feel quite so much like a drunken reprobate as you will getting on a city bus a 8:30 on a work-day still in a booze stained pirate costume.)

dickfreckle: Magorn: and you never feel quite so much like a drunken reprobate as you will getting on a city bus a 8:30 on a work-day still in a booze stained pirate costume.)

One Halloween I dressed as Tom Cruise in the famous Risky Business scene (underwear, oxford, socks and Ray-Bans). The costume was a huge hit, and I finally had an excuse to walk around without pants for 12 hours.

The only problem came when, after partying with some nurse from Arkansas all night, I ended up without my house keys or wallet - common side effects of not wearing pants. So at 8:30am I was walking/using public transit in a large city full of commuters. Had to bum quarters for bus fare from an actual bum to get home, where I was promptly ridiculed trying to break into my own apartment. No cops, though. Why? It's farking New Orleans. I think "some guy without pants is trying to break into a residence" has as much radio urgency as "there's a cat stuck in a tree on Esplanade Ave."

Probably less, now that I think about it.

Okay, you WIN that is by far the best drunk gone wrong/ Halloween costume malfunction story I have EVER heard. And the fact that it was in New Orleans adds a whole 'nother layer of WIN.


/Love NO for Halloween
//As wild as Mardi Gras with a lot less drunken frat boys

Please become flashing girls thread, please become flashing girls thread, please become flashing girls thread.

/Closes eyes and clicks heels three times.
//Checks email.

Examples for flashing pictures from Mardi Gras.

Wrong:



Right:
So very NSFW (new window)

/kthxbai