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(Fox News)   NYC fancying on firing ferry flunky   ( divider line
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3386 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Oct 2003 at 10:08 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-10-23 01:14:35 AM  
2003-10-23 10:12:13 AM  
look at that picture of him! he has the snarkiest look on his face.
2003-10-23 10:12:28 AM  
Alliteration kind of gets used a little too much here.
2003-10-23 10:12:40 AM  
George Clinton to write a song about it.
2003-10-23 10:12:45 AM  
This ferry business is very upsetting - has anyone else in NYC seen that god-awful lawyer ad that has the graphic of the ferry with money pouring out of it? farking parasites...
2003-10-23 10:12:46 AM  
I ride that boat every ding-dong day. Good riddance
2003-10-23 10:13:12 AM  
Fancy farks fished five fellows from frothy foam following fast ferry fracture!
2003-10-23 10:14:23 AM  
Ferry flunkie farked for foundering freight
2003-10-23 10:17:13 AM  
look at that picture of him! he has the snarkiest look on his face.

He has a look of "I did it and there ain't nothin' you can do about it". Or maybe a "I just farked the neighbors cat" .
2003-10-23 10:20:04 AM  
What a shock. Never saw that coming-

that could have been my, or the ferry operators comment
2003-10-23 10:20:58 AM  
Wow - $60 million per leg. I had no idea my limbs were so expensive.
2003-10-23 10:21:05 AM  
He'll never live that one down!
2003-10-23 10:26:17 AM  
i was gonna take the staten island ferry to work today, but i hear it costs an arm and a leg.
2003-10-23 10:26:47 AM  
2003-10-23 10:29:22 AM  
farkers use you way too much
i like haikus more
2003-10-23 10:31:59 AM  
Asshat should be tortured for the infor and then thrown in prison so he can hang himself with bedsheets.
2003-10-23 10:32:36 AM  
infor = information...all the COOL kids are using it :P
2003-10-23 10:41:23 AM  
Damn fairy captains.
2003-10-23 11:17:12 AM  
"fancying on?"
That's not grammatical. One can't "fancy on" something else. "On" is unnecessary.

grammar whore
2003-10-23 11:19:02 AM  
Stick with info, chief
2003-10-23 11:20:03 AM  
Ah, our alliterative headline writer again... My high school englilish teacher would be proud.
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2003-10-23 11:20:54 AM  
Has the fifth amendment been abolished for ferry pilots?
2003-10-23 11:21:13 AM  
I've got my T-shirt and my Fancy on...
2003-10-23 11:52:35 AM  
C'mon it's not like he spilled millions of gallons of oil in the harbor. A few New Yorkers died or lost limbs. There were probably more fatalities in NY due to car crashes that day than the ferry crash. The only trajic thing is they happened all in one place. Bitter sox fan.
2003-10-23 11:52:50 AM  
He looks pretty damned smug in the photo. And why exactly would he refuse to cooperate? I'd think the truth would not cause any more harm than this petty "I ain't talking" routine.

Is it one of those "what happens on the ferry.... stays on the ferry" kind of things?
2003-10-23 11:54:07 AM  
Pronunciation: 'fan(t)-sE
Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): fancied; fancying
Date: 14th century
1 : to have a fancy for : LIKE
2 : to form a conception of : IMAGINE
3 a : to believe mistakenly or without evidence b : to believe without being certain
4 : to visualize or interpret as
synonym see THINK
tr.v. fancied, fancying, fancies
To visualize; imagine: She tried to fancy what the flame of a candle looks like after the candle is blown out (Lewis Carroll).
To take a fancy to; like.
To suppose; guess.

geesh. haven't some of you heard of a trans verb ?
2003-10-23 11:54:26 AM  
2003-10-23 12:39:19 PM  
2003-10-23 12:47:49 PM  
"A lot of alliteration from anxious anchors placed in powerful posts."
--Aaron Altman, Broadcast News
2003-10-23 01:08:43 PM  
Alliteration annoys all adolescent acrobatic arachnids.

got nuthin'
2003-10-23 01:17:44 PM  
This guy was the captain, the pilot was the one that blacked out.
Of course I won't be making up my mind on this until Fox News decides how to report it so I can decide.
2003-10-23 01:39:52 PM  
NYC fancying on firing ferry flunky for failing to forfend fatalities in farkin fiasco.

2003-10-23 01:47:11 PM  
Crimminy Cuprous2 nice
2003-10-23 06:03:16 PM  
When his boyfriend pulls out, does he say, "I'm not in Gansas anymore"?
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