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Headline: "Female photographer travels America to peer inside a truly masculine domain... that doesn't always involve cars". Article: 8 out of 16 pictured involve transportation
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jehovahs witness protection
2012-02-21 11:46:17 PM
On the next episode of Hoarders
AverageAmericanGuy
2012-02-22 12:27:17 AM
Party at Tiki Rob's!
wee
2012-02-22 12:41:22 AM
Not a single reloading setup. Thought for sure there'd be one.
TheOtherMisterP
2012-02-22 03:33:09 AM
I don't understand subby's point.
Artist went around taking photos of garages.
Article headline says not all garages have vehicles.
Article shows photos of garages, not all of them have vehicles.
Article headline seems reasonable to me; subby's headline does not.
/did I miss something?
ktybear
2012-02-22 03:33:22 AM
I'd like to see Barney's garage, it would be interesting in a potty sort of way.
taurusowner
2012-02-22 03:34:15 AM
wee
:
Not a single reloading setup. Thought for sure there'd be one.
Wait wait wait...you mean all of the Dillon ads with hot women standing next to a progressive press aren't of real people??
Apos
2012-02-22 03:40:26 AM
A cross for every casualty of the war on terror thus far. Very sobering.
Bazinga In My Pants
2012-02-22 03:42:20 AM
Transportation doesn't always have to equate to cars,
derpmitter
.
highwayrun
2012-02-22 03:43:31 AM
taurusowner
:
wee: Not a single reloading setup. Thought for sure there'd be one.
Wait wait wait...you mean all of the Dillon ads with hot women standing next to a progressive press aren't of real people??
In other news, the hot women posing in bikinis and red 4" heels on the car hoods on the covers of
Low Rider
and
Hot Rod
magazine are usually posed to cover the stretch marks from their teenage pregnancies.
You're welcome.
Mock26
2012-02-22 03:48:10 AM
"Bob has a 5,000-square-foot garage where he works on German cars
and at weekends uses the space to enjoy his hobby of World War II reenactment
"
That has got to be the world's biggest garage or the tiniest reenactment in the world.
ArcadianRefugee
2012-02-22 03:52:10 AM
Bazinga In My Pants
:
Transportation doesn't always have to equate to cars, derpmitter.
[img145.imageshack.us image 467x479]
Seeing as how the first six were motorcycles (goes into 'car' category; tough), cars, car parts, cars, a car, and toy cars, I'd agree with
subby
and just point and laugh at you, tool.
category_five
2012-02-22 04:16:35 AM
yeah yeah garages.
But the article wasn't a slideshow. That's worthy of a newsflash.
epoc_tnac
2012-02-22 04:18:40 AM
People, people, let's stop arguing among each other and agree that we're
all
stupidheads for clicking on a Daily Mail link and expecting something interesting.
Well, except for me, I didn't click on it, I'm not THAT retarded. But let's all agree that you're all drooling spastoids.
KyDave
2012-02-22 04:18:51 AM
Mock26
:
"Bob has a 5,000-square-foot garage where he works on German cars and at weekends uses the space to enjoy his hobby of World War II reenactment"
That has got to be the world's biggest garage or the tiniest reenactment in the world.
"I have a map of the United States... Actual size. It says, "Scale: 1 mile = 1 mile." I spent last summer folding it. I also have a full-size map of the world. I hardly ever unroll it. People ask me where I live, and I say, "E6". - S. Wright
foxyshadis
2012-02-22 05:31:21 AM
epoc_tnac
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People, people, let's stop arguing among each other and agree that we're all stupidheads for clicking on a Daily Mail link and expecting something interesting.
Well, except for me, I didn't click on it, I'm not THAT retarded. But let's all agree that you're all drooling spastoids.
If I hadn't already favorited you, this would do it.
SniperJoe
2012-02-22 06:30:54 AM
If anyone wants to see some REAL nice garages, I would highly recommend
Garage Journal
(new window). This is a group of people who are solely dedicated to building and improving their garages. So much so that they have a specialized forum. Check out the Bunker garage for some really amazing pictures (the owner's city council told him he couldn't build upwards due to zoning restrictions, so he built downwards).
bungle_jr
2012-02-22 07:17:24 AM
does anyone park their daily drivers in their garage? we're about to buy our first house. it has a 2 car garage. i have sworn for years that my garage will be for parking cars that we drive, not for storage, not for hobbies, but to keep my scion and my wife's ford from the outdoor elements
ChuDogg
2012-02-22 07:24:11 AM
Step 1) Add a B&W or Sepia Tone
Step 2) Instant "creative type'
Dont even need photoshop anymore!
/im gonna guess she's a mac owner
I do everything Alton Brown tells me to do
2012-02-22 07:25:19 AM
SniperJoe
:
I would highly recommend Garage Journal (new window).
I hate you. It's 4:25 in the morning and I am now compelled to rush out into my catastrophe of a garage to go try to redeem my honor as a man. Sleep be damned. Neighbors be damned. I'm building something.
skammie
2012-02-22 07:26:33 AM
Wow. Most of those would qualify as backyard workshops from their apparent size. Two are obviously warehouses, not garages.
Barfmaker
2012-02-22 07:32:23 AM
bungle_jr
:
does anyone park their daily drivers in their garage? we're about to buy our first house. it has a 2 car garage. i have sworn for years that my garage will be for parking cars that we drive, not for storage, not for hobbies, but to keep my scion and my wife's ford from the outdoor elements
When I had a two car garage I could fit one car in there. I had a snowblower, lawnmower, 2 cords of wood, bicycles, and two sets of winter tires taking up the rest of the space, so the other car lived in the driveway.
With a one car garage there's no hope, but with a two you can fit one.
My neighbours always managed to get two cars in theirs...showoffs.
spittman
2012-02-22 07:46:26 AM
bungle_jr
:
does anyone park their daily drivers in their garage? we're about to buy our first house. it has a 2 car garage. i have sworn for years that my garage will be for parking cars that we drive, not for storage, not for hobbies, but to keep my scion and my wife's ford from the outdoor elements
When my wife I bought our current house, one thing we insisted on having was a two car garage. Our previous house had a one car garage and neither of us used it. Two years ago we moved had to store furniture from my wife's grandmother's house and I kept my car outside for the entire winter. I had forgotten what a pain in the ass that is. Snow, frost, rain, heat - it all sucks. As soon as spring rolled around, I sold whatever I could and donated the rest and got my car back in there. My neighbor across the street keeps his motorcycle in the garage and has a nicely painted floor and crown molding. He has a couch and a TV in there. If it's not below freezing, that's where he spends his time.
Marshall Willenholly
2012-02-22 07:51:07 AM
These are all old dudes. In a few year, they'll die and their "collections" will end up in a dumpster. WTF is with the dude that has 800 decorative toilet seats? Guy has OCD, and his poor kids and grandkids must hate having a grandpa that collects shiatter lids.
FuturePastNow
2012-02-22 08:05:39 AM
A British photographer traveled to America to see how people use garages.
Do they not have garages in Britain?
nightlyraider
2012-02-22 08:08:14 AM
In the garage smoke-shop/office right now. Maybe a 6x12 enclosed room in the back of the garage. Milk-house heater takes care of it during the winter in MN, perfect with just a fan in the summer. Has tools, a laptop, tv, and most importantly, a good set of PA monitors to really crank tunes on.
Room for one car still, and lots and lots of storage.
SlothB77
2012-02-22 08:40:59 AM
Crammed with cars: Lynn has a garage filled with 10 Shelby Cobras, Cobra memorabilia and with three hot rods and a dragster
this isn't a residential garage attached to a house. he has 14 vehicles in his garage.
Louisiana_Sitar_Club
2012-02-22 08:54:31 AM
ArcadianRefugee
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Bazinga In My Pants: Transportation doesn't always have to equate to cars, derpmitter.
[img145.imageshack.us image 467x479]
Seeing as how the first six were motorcycles (goes into 'car' category; tough), cars, car parts, cars, a car, and toy cars, I'd agree with subby and just point and laugh at you, tool.
First: Are you saying that if you just bought a new motorcycle, you would go to work and say to your buddies, "Hey, come look at my new car!"?
Second: If all 16 pictures were of garages with cars in them, the subby would have a point. But, if 1 picture did not have a car in it while 15 others did, then the statement that not all of the garages contain cars would be 100% accurate.
Teufelaffe
2012-02-22 08:54:51 AM
ArcadianRefugee
:
Bazinga In My Pants: Transportation doesn't always have to equate to cars, derpmitter.
[img145.imageshack.us image 467x479]
Seeing as how the first six were motorcycles (goes into 'car' category; tough), cars, car parts, cars, a car, and toy cars, I'd agree with subby and just point and laugh at you, tool.
Headline
: "Female photographer travels America to peer inside a truly masculine domain... that doesn't
always
involve cars"
Article
: Pictures from garages, about 50% of which do not involve cars, car parts, cars, or toy cars.
Conclusion
: 50% ≠ "always", therefore subby's headline is stupid, and so are you.
Louisiana_Sitar_Club
2012-02-22 08:57:34 AM
Teufelaffe
:
Conclusion: 50% ≠ "always", therefore subby's headline is stupid, and so are you.
My theory is that you just called the same person stupid twice. (And I would agree)
Aidan
2012-02-22 09:43:31 AM
skammie
:
Wow. Most of those would qualify as backyard workshops from their apparent size. Two are obviously warehouses, not garages.
Agreed. Quite a number of them I assumed were barns or similar structures.
Regardless, I have garage envy now. Maybe I should rewire my barn and do something with it.
Frantic Freddie
2012-02-22 10:20:11 AM
"I ain't even got a garage,you can call home & ask my wife!"
/not obscure
wee
2012-02-22 11:02:03 AM
taurusowner
:
Wait wait wait...you mean all of the Dillon ads with hot women standing next to a progressive press aren't of real people??
I haven't looked in a couple days, but there are
none
of those kinds of things in my garage. So, no.
Barfmaker
2012-02-22 12:04:12 PM
Frantic Freddie
:
"I ain't even got a garage,you can call home & ask my wife!"
/not obscure
Ha, I know this one...man, can't get it from the ol' memory though and I won't The Google it.
Nice one.
MrSteve007
2012-02-22 01:06:33 PM
My rule for owning a home - the garage/shop area has to be at least 50% of the size of the home.
/current work area, nearly 75% the size of the house.
//small house
JuggleGeek
2012-02-22 05:24:29 PM
I don't care if there were cars in the pictures. But I do care that the pictures were black and white without decent lighting and as much contrast as she could come up with.
If you're going to do this for a living, you need to learn some basic photographic skills.
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