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simplicimus
2012-02-21 11:34:54 PM
Bees?
Omahawg
2012-02-22 01:14:53 AM
its not even march and my lilies and tulips are already trying to come up. too early, man! too early!
weird winter, this year.
Huck And Molly Ziegler
2012-02-22 01:16:34 AM
This one is as stupid as the "chink in the armor" brouhaha over there on ESPN.
ArcadianRefugee
2012-02-22 01:16:42 AM
Locals in Weston-super-Mare, Somerset, reacted with amger
It made me pretty amgry.
psychosis_inducing
2012-02-22 01:17:12 AM
Omahawg
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weird winter, this year.
Yeah, in DFW, pecan trees dropped nuts in January.
calbert
2012-02-22 01:17:39 AM
I would've went with, "White Flower! White Flower!"
/close enough
fusillade762
2012-02-22 01:20:11 AM
Now I know that Weston-super-Nightmare is twinned with Hildesheim in Germany
I know some of that is in English, but I'll be damned if I can make any sense out of it.
JackalRabbit
2012-02-22 01:21:46 AM
it only takes one ball to be a gardner.
ArcadianRefugee
2012-02-22 01:22:02 AM
Huck And Molly Ziegler
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This one is as stupid as the "chink in the armor" brouhaha over there on ESPN.
As stupid as the brouhaha over that is, even stupider is
people calling for the 'retirement' of the phrase
(new window).
Given that, I suggest we start making every-day terms into horribly offensive slang, see if we can't obliterate the language entirely.
mootmah
2012-02-22 01:22:28 AM
psychosis_inducing
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Omahawg: weird winter, this year.
Yeah, in DFW, pecan trees dropped nuts in January.
Subby's still waiting for his.
jbc
2012-02-22 01:25:05 AM
Mena Suvari?
iron_city_ap
2012-02-22 01:25:57 AM
Jeremy Lin?
Fista-Phobia
2012-02-22 01:28:36 AM
Omahawg
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its not even march and my lilies and tulips are already trying to come up. too early, man! too early!
weird winter, this year.
This. The soil temperature is nice and not as frozen as usual.
/Iris!!! Buddleja!!!
seventypercent
2012-02-22 01:31:10 AM
George Wendt?
I sound fat
2012-02-22 01:31:26 AM
Wait, so now all something has to do is sort of RESEMBLE a symbol of a long defeated regime, and everyone goes all Chinese fire drill to spend money and rip up flower beds? Im thinking if you are living in fear of flower beds, perhaps you should get a grip.
sheesh.
/ Mallard Fillmore?
BitwiseShift
2012-02-22 01:35:07 AM
//obscure
Khakimonkey
2012-02-22 01:53:40 AM
Flour Beds?
boobsrgood
2012-02-22 02:01:29 AM
Hipsters? Is this thread about hipsters yet? God, I hate hipsters. Don't you?
Huck And Molly Ziegler
2012-02-22 02:08:10 AM
ArcadianRefugee
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Huck And Molly Ziegler: This one is as stupid as the "chink in the armor" brouhaha over there on ESPN.
As stupid as the brouhaha over that is, even stupider is people calling for the 'retirement' of the phrase (new window).
Given that, I suggest we start making every-day terms into horribly offensive slang, see if we can't obliterate the language entirely.
We could start out by using the word "slur." It already sounds vulgar, as in, "You stupid slur," or "I bet your daddy was a real slur-picker" or "Who raised you? A buncha slurs?"
Then we could move onto more sophisticated phrases, like "You're a real cashier's scanner, you know that?"
miss diminutive
2012-02-22 02:10:29 AM
boobsrgood
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Hipsters? Is this thread about hipsters yet? God, I hate hipsters. Don't you?
What about pants? Don't you hate pants?
gmpilot
2012-02-22 02:18:23 AM
miss diminutive
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boobsrgood: Hipsters? Is this thread about hipsters yet? God, I hate hipsters. Don't you?
What about pants? Don't you hate pants?
Stupid Hitlers and their skinny plants. I hate those.
boobsrgood
2012-02-22 02:19:49 AM
miss diminutive
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What about pants? Don't you hate pants?
We should burn ours!
Benevolent Misanthrope
2012-02-22 02:21:11 AM
gmpilot
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miss diminutive: boobsrgood: Hipsters? Is this thread about hipsters yet? God, I hate hipsters. Don't you?
What about pants? Don't you hate pants?
Stupid Hitlers and their skinny plants. I hate those.
It's the farking hipsters and their farking stickers that get me. They can't go anywhere without putting a sticker there for all to see. It's incredibly annoying.
psychosis_inducing
2012-02-22 02:21:28 AM
miss diminutive
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boobsrgood: Hipsters? Is this thread about hipsters yet? God, I hate hipsters. Don't you?
What about pants? Don't you hate pants?
You know who else hated pants?
ozzie_stu
2012-02-22 02:23:39 AM
This one was done deliberately back in Germany during WWII
boobsrgood
2012-02-22 02:28:13 AM
Benevolent Misanthrope
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They can't go anywhere without putting a sticker there for all to see.
I'm into invisible stickers, but I'll stop when they're mainstream.
Omahawg
2012-02-22 02:29:11 AM
i hate illinois nazis
women shouldn't wear pants. or really much of anything.
pics?
Apos
2012-02-22 02:29:35 AM
A. Gardner?*
*
Ava
DrGunsforHands
2012-02-22 02:43:33 AM
I sound fat
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Wait, so now all something has to do is sort of RESEMBLE a symbol of a long defeated regime, and everyone goes all Chinese fire drill to spend money and rip up flower beds? Im thinking if you are living in fear of flower beds, perhaps you should get a grip.
sheesh.
/ Mallard Fillmore?
Don't know if serious, but it didn't merely "resemble" a swastika.
Enigmamf
2012-02-22 02:55:56 AM
DrGunsforHands
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Don't know if serious, but it didn't merely "resemble" a swastika.
[i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x388]
to be fair, I can identify at least 4 problems that would have sent the nazi graphic designers into conniption fits. Although I forget what the 4th was, so 3 problems.
some_beer_drinker
2012-02-22 03:04:10 AM
never gonna give you up, etc
(new window)
I sound fat
2012-02-22 03:09:24 AM
DrGunsforHands
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I sound fat: Wait, so now all something has to do is sort of RESEMBLE a symbol of a long defeated regime, and everyone goes all Chinese fire drill to spend money and rip up flower beds? Im thinking if you are living in fear of flower beds, perhaps you should get a grip.
sheesh.
/ Mallard Fillmore?
Don't know if serious, but it didn't merely "resemble" a swastika.
[i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x388]
Its NOT a swastika... Its ALMOST like the gardner looked at what he had made, saw it, then made changes to AVOID it being a swastika
LoveRBS
2012-02-22 05:53:33 AM
/you're gonna catch holy hell
TV's Vinnie
2012-02-22 06:10:47 AM
ozzie_stu
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This one was done deliberately back in Germany during WWII
[www.listzblog.com image 632x480]
THE.........LARCH!
glassbottomboatcaptain
2012-02-22 06:15:19 AM
ArcadianRefugee
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Huck And Molly Ziegler: This one is as stupid as the "chink in the armor" brouhaha over there on ESPN.
As stupid as the brouhaha over that is, even stupider is people calling for the 'retirement' of the phrase (new window).
Given that, I suggest we start making every-day terms into horribly offensive slang, see if we can't obliterate the language entirely.
A brouhaha over a pun that incorporates a racial slur is completely appropriate.
If ESPN ran a story about a Jewish para sailor and the article was called 'Flying Kikes' could you imagine the uproar? How about a story about the Nigerian swimming team getting a bronze in the Olympics, and the headline is 'Nigers can't swim'?
The problem is, Asians are still in the 'so completely dismissed and marginalized that no one even objects when we use racial slurs against them' stage of minority discrimination. The fact that the US is so completely shocked that a Chinese guy can even play basketball competitively is a testament to just how dismissed they are in American culture.
Lone Stranger
2012-02-22 06:56:48 AM
miss diminutive
:
What about pants? Don't you hate pants?
Lone Stranger
2012-02-22 07:00:02 AM
glassbottomboatcaptain
:
A brouhaha over a pun that incorporates a racial slur is completely appropriate.
"Italian boxer gets wopped"
This could be fun.
Spanky McStupid
2012-02-22 07:23:16 AM
Enigmamf
:
DrGunsforHands:
Don't know if serious, but it didn't merely "resemble" a swastika.
[i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x388]
to be fair, I can identify at least 4 problems that would have sent the nazi graphic designers into conniption fits. Although I forget what the 4th was, so 3 problems.
#4: It wasn't planted with Wandering Jew?
urban.derelict
2012-02-22 08:20:17 AM
Hitler?
/did i just godwin the thread, or did the last guy?
Tyrone Slothrop
2012-02-22 09:47:54 AM
The Knights Who Say Ni?
glassbottomboatcaptain
2012-02-22 12:22:46 PM
Lone Stranger
:
glassbottomboatcaptain: A brouhaha over a pun that incorporates a racial slur is completely appropriate.
"Italian boxer gets wopped"
This could be fun.
"Japans hopes for the finals gets Nipped in the bud?"
lumiere
2012-02-22 03:31:42 PM
fusillade762
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Now I know that Weston-super-Nightmare is twinned with Hildesheim in Germany
I know some of that is in English, but I'll be damned if I can make any sense out of it.
Allow me to explain. The city, Weston-super-Mare, is nicknamed Weston-super-Nightmare by locals. And cities around the world reach out to other cities to be "twinned" or "sistered"- mainly like a cultural exchange and friendship. For example, my city, Austin, Texas is twinned with Koblenz, Germany (
link
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