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(WFTV) Florida Good news if your school system paycheck isn't cutting it and you get busted robbing a bank...you're suspended WITH pay   (wftv.com) divider line 18
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Lone Stranger
2012-02-22 06:42:23 AM
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com

/And 17.20 per hour is a fortune in Florida!
 
JackalRabbit
2012-02-22 06:42:47 AM
at least it was a fitting profession for a get away driver.
 
Green Bastard
2012-02-22 06:45:57 AM
Isn't it spelt paycheque?
 
Glenford
2012-02-22 06:47:58 AM
I guess subby doesn't like that whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing, huh?
 
KrispyKritter
2012-02-22 06:49:18 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com


/hotlinked for his driving
 
miss diminutive
2012-02-22 06:49:46 AM
Police said Johnny Bell went into the bank wearing a wig and sunglasses. He passed a note to the bank teller that read, "give me the money."

So wait, that's all it takes to rob a bank? A wig, sunglasses and a note? Can I do it with crocs, an umbrella and a speak & spell?
 
BitwiseShift
2012-02-22 06:54:40 AM
miss diminutive: Police said Johnny Bell went into the bank wearing a wig and sunglasses. He passed a note to the bank teller that read, "give me the money."

So wait, that's all it takes to rob a bank? A wig, sunglasses and a note? Can I do it with crocs, an umbrella and a speak & spell?

You can do it with any Fark photoshop from teh last 90 days!

i10.photobucket.com
 
Another Government Employee
2012-02-22 06:56:55 AM
I suspect her status will change to Suspend Without Pay when the indictment comes (That's what we usually do). Actual termination generally won't happen until the court case is finished.
 
Bigdogdaddy
2012-02-22 06:58:00 AM
BitwiseShift: miss diminutive: Police said Johnny Bell went into the bank wearing a wig and sunglasses. He passed a note to the bank teller that read, "give me the money."

So wait, that's all it takes to rob a bank? A wig, sunglasses and a note? Can I do it with crocs, an umbrella and a speak & spell?

You can do it with any Fark photoshop from teh last 90 days!

[i10.photobucket.com image 170x180]

I linked to a story one day about someone robbing someone with a penguin. It didnt' get greened of course but
 
PunGent
2012-02-22 06:58:41 AM
Glenford: I guess subby doesn't like that whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing, huh?

This.
 
miss diminutive
2012-02-22 07:00:42 AM
Bigdogdaddy: BitwiseShift: miss diminutive: Police said Johnny Bell went into the bank wearing a wig and sunglasses. He passed a note to the bank teller that read, "give me the money."

So wait, that's all it takes to rob a bank? A wig, sunglasses and a note? Can I do it with crocs, an umbrella and a speak & spell?

You can do it with any Fark photoshop from teh last 90 days!

[i10.photobucket.com image 170x180]

I linked to a story one day about someone robbing someone with a penguin. It didnt' get greened of course but

But what??

I need closure on that anecdote.
 
RembrandtQEinstein
2012-02-22 07:04:12 AM
1. dude has a loyal wife

2. note to self, line a bag with foil to faraday cage anything I take out of a bank after robbing it...woah wikipedia says there is even a name for it: Booster Bag (new window)
 
Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion
2012-02-22 07:09:12 AM
RembrandtQEinstein:

2. note to self, line a bag with foil to faraday cage anything I take out of a bank after robbing it

Won't that just antenna anything you take out?
 
Fark_Guy_Rob
2012-02-22 07:50:11 AM
IANAL - so....

Can someone explain to me the committing a crime/getting fired thing?

For example, if I rob a bank; can McDonald's (or any other private company) fire me on the grounds that I have been accused of committing a crime?

I can understand the suspended with pay thing if you are suspected of committing a crime while on the job. But if it's outside of work hours...how does that apply?
 
eeeleeet [TotalFark]
2012-02-22 08:17:22 AM
Not subby, but "innocent until proven guilty" is completely written wrong. It should be written the other way in this country, because that's the reality. I worked for a school system and another job that contracts itself out with the DHS and was charged with some things that could take a year or more to fully go through the courts to be found not guilty. I lost all of my jobs right on the spot.

I'm not biatching that I should get a handout or anything but if the system is supposed to work under certain principles and premises It should really work that way. Otherwise the law of the land is just moot.

This lady really knows how to pick 'em, though. I'm not defending her by any means. What an idiot.
 
Forbidden Doughnut
2012-02-22 08:23:09 AM
Green Bastard: Isn't it spelt paycheque?

There are lots of Canadians & Brits in Florida, so I guess it could be spelled that way...
 
Linkage
2012-02-22 09:24:37 AM
I thought the Joker was supposed to kill her?

www.roblambert.com
 
oldtaku
2012-02-22 04:00:37 PM
In California you can be arrested for and convicted of sexually molesting multiple elementary school children over a period of decades (only being caught when you bring the photos in to be developed, providing your own proof) - and at that point you can be removed from the job but will keep your $4000/month pension and health benefits. Now that's a union!

He hasn't been convicted yet, but will keep the benefits even if so.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/02/04/us-teacher-abuse-california - idUSTRE8121XM20120204
 
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