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2012-02-21 10:44:46 PM
Believe it or not subby, I had this exact situation happen to me in NJ. I was visiting from FL, and they have drastically different roads in NJ from FL. Anyhow I turned out of a townhouse complex onto a two lane road, and while it didn't take me two minutes, it *did* take the dueling cars coming right at me to notice. At first I thought "what an asshole!!!" until the second round of dueling cars came and then I realized, "holy fark, I'm on the wrong side of the road!!!" thankfully in my case I scooted into an enclave on the side and turned around. Scary as hell because I really could not tell.
 
2012-02-21 11:33:25 PM
I found a pic of the witnesses
m.examiner.com
 
2012-02-22 04:13:27 AM
Someone I know did this once, but she was attempting to evade police.
 
2012-02-22 04:19:08 AM
In the middle of the day? Really?

I've done this once. Middle of the night coming back some ass-backwards way, I pulled up to a stoplight at a 4-lane divided highway. No idea it was 4-lanes there, so I turned left into oncoming lanes. Naturally I did this right in front of a cop who promptly pulled me over. Let me off with a warning.

/CSB
 
2012-02-22 04:25:23 AM
Look, we've all done it now and again. Nobody is perfect. Let's not make a big deal out of it.
 
2012-02-22 04:31:22 AM
Driving to work on the interstate years ago, I noticed some odd traffic ahead: cars suddenly swerving and changing lanes. I started slowing down a bit when the cars several lengths ahead of me suddenly shot to the right, revealing a car coming directly at me in my lane at full highway speed. I followed suit and swerved into the right lane, and the car just kept right on going. It was occupied by two elderly ladies, and the only detail of the license plate I was able to catch was that it started with a "Z", indicating a rental car. I assumed it was two non-US women who were essentially in the same boat as whoever was in the video.

Pre cell phone days, so I couldn't call. I often wondered if someone was able to, though.
 
2012-02-22 04:42:36 AM
how the hell do they know where we're going?
 
2012-02-22 04:43:43 AM
Krymson Tyde: I found a pic of the witnesses
[m.examiner.com image 430x286]


Came here for this, leaving the wrong way.
 
2012-02-22 04:45:10 AM
Loucifer: Look, we've all done it now and again. Nobody is perfect. Let's not make a big deal out of it.

But but but......YANKS!!! Gotta mock the Yanks!!
 
2012-02-22 04:54:03 AM
Welcome to St Thomas - you can't make this shiat up!
We're part of America down here but we drive on the left side. To make it even more fun most of the roads are narrow 2 lanes with not much if any shoulder and drop off or ditch on at least 1 side.
 
2012-02-22 04:59:47 AM
Krymson Tyde: I found a pic of the witnesses
[m.examiner.com image 430x286]


And the driver in question.
a0.twimg.com
 
2012-02-22 05:02:42 AM
pretty sure alcohol and/or youth was a factor.

/I betcha 'beer I could [hic] drive five meals....... moles....... err miles downa wrong side d'road [hic]
 
2012-02-22 06:21:59 AM
furterfan: pretty sure alcohol and/or youth was a factor.

/I betcha 'beer I could [hic] drive five meals....... moles....... err miles downa wrong side d'road [hic]


youth? try living in arizona. this kind of thing happens way to often and it ain't youth driving the vehicles.

/more like death in a lexus
 
2012-02-22 06:36:15 AM
bestuff.com

A**holes!
 
2012-02-22 06:42:03 AM
sonofASDF: [bestuff.com image 210x118]

A**holes!


Don't call me stupid!
 
2012-02-22 06:44:33 AM
Why don't you drive on the right side of the road you nancy boy tossers? fark off you French frogs! - Vinnie Jones
 
2012-02-22 06:44:45 AM
flahorsegirl: Believe it or not subby, I had this exact situation happen to me in NJ. I was visiting from FL, and they have drastically different roads in NJ from FL. Anyhow I turned out of a townhouse complex onto a two lane road, and while it didn't take me two minutes, it *did* take the dueling cars coming right at me to notice. At first I thought "what an asshole!!!" until the second round of dueling cars came and then I realized, "holy fark, I'm on the wrong side of the road!!!" thankfully in my case I scooted into an enclave on the side and turned around. Scary as hell because I really could not tell.

ha! i know a place where this happens due to poor layout. area of Netcong NJ near one of my doctors. have had them change lanes on me while i'm trying to evade them.
the exit to a mental health center -really- needs a one-way sign. just down from their driveway is access to a really $$ yuppie community - and a nice German restaurant.
 
2012-02-22 06:45:33 AM
"Driving down the wrong side of the road" is my new euphemism for surprise buttsex!
 
2012-02-22 06:52:19 AM
flahorsegirl: Believe it or not subby, I had this exact situation happen to me in NJ. I was visiting from FL, and they have drastically different roads in NJ from FL. Anyhow I turned out of a townhouse complex onto a two lane road, and while it didn't take me two minutes, it *did* take the dueling cars coming right at me to notice. At first I thought "what an asshole!!!" until the second round of dueling cars came and then I realized, "holy fark, I'm on the wrong side of the road!!!" thankfully in my case I scooted into an enclave on the side and turned around. Scary as hell because I really could not tell.

Your first mistake was turning LEFT...
 
2012-02-22 06:57:18 AM
Saw this once while in Cyprus.
 
2012-02-22 07:17:29 AM
Cheesus: In the middle of the day? Really?

I've done this once. Middle of the night coming back some ass-backwards way, I pulled up to a stoplight at a 4-lane divided highway. No idea it was 4-lanes there, so I turned left into oncoming lanes. Naturally I did this right in front of a cop who promptly pulled me over. Let me off with a warning.

/CSB


You sound white.
 
2012-02-22 07:17:41 AM
flahorsegirl: Believe it or not subby, I had this exact situation happen to me in NJ. I was visiting from FL, and they have drastically different roads in NJ from FL. Anyhow I turned out of a townhouse complex onto a two lane road, and while it didn't take me two minutes, it *did* take the dueling cars coming right at me to notice. At first I thought "what an asshole!!!" until the second round of dueling cars came and then I realized, "holy fark, I'm on the wrong side of the road!!!" thankfully in my case I scooted into an enclave on the side and turned around. Scary as hell because I really could not tell.

bblmedia.com

What flahorsegirl might look like.
 
2012-02-22 07:40:08 AM
Asshole!!!


/Right side, right side,right side
//I don't think he can hear you
 
2012-02-22 07:47:54 AM
Haters gonna hate.
 
2012-02-22 08:02:58 AM
ChuDogg: bblmedia.com
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fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net

fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net

"Look, kids! Big Ben, parliament!"
www.tenpinalleyandspikes.com


/came for Miss Deminutive
//would come again
 
2012-02-22 08:08:37 AM
urban.derelict: Miss Deminutive

Who?
 
2012-02-22 08:12:19 AM
You. ;0 came back to look at your pics again. realized i probably spelt it rong, din't care.
 
2012-02-22 08:35:09 AM
lh5.googleusercontent.com for i don't know how long
 
2012-02-22 08:38:10 AM
Scotland, middle of the day, I'm thinking alcohol was a factor.
 
2012-02-22 08:45:58 AM
How much you want to bet this is an elderly person driving? For each state they should enact a law to make anyone over 65 take a driving test every two or three years to make sure that they are cognitive to be able to drive.
 
2012-02-22 08:53:18 AM
Fark-the-Fnord: How much you want to bet this is an elderly person driving? For each state they should enact a law to make anyone over 65 take a driving test every two or three years to make sure that they are cognitive to be able to drive.

I would be willing to bet $1000, based on RTFA:
"two mates on their way to Glasgow, who passed a man - who appeared to be young - driving his Renault Clio up the wrong side of the highway."

Shall I give you the address to send me my cash?
 
2012-02-22 08:55:34 AM
LoneVVolf: flahorsegirl:

Your first mistake was turning LEFT...



Indeed. (pops)
 
2012-02-22 09:01:10 AM
GoldDude: Fark-the-Fnord: How much you want to bet this is an elderly person driving? For each state they should enact a law to make anyone over 65 take a driving test every two or three years to make sure that they are cognitive to be able to drive.

I would be willing to bet $1000, based on RTFA:
"two mates on their way to Glasgow, who passed a man - who appeared to be young - driving his Renault Clio up the wrong side of the highway."

Shall I give you the address to send me my cash?


Botox? Ooops. I glazed over the article and I missed that. My bad.
 
2012-02-22 09:19:14 AM
Here in CT three people have died in wrong-way crashes just this week. Here's pics of the most serious crash. (no bodies or anything, the cars are just really, really destroyed).
 
2012-02-22 09:32:15 AM
LoneVVolf: flahorsegirl: Believe it or not subby, I had this exact situation happen to me in NJ. I was visiting from FL, and they have drastically different roads in NJ from FL. Anyhow I turned out of a townhouse complex onto a two lane road, and while it didn't take me two minutes, it *did* take the dueling cars coming right at me to notice. At first I thought "what an asshole!!!" until the second round of dueling cars came and then I realized, "holy fark, I'm on the wrong side of the road!!!" thankfully in my case I scooted into an enclave on the side and turned around. Scary as hell because I really could not tell.

Your first mistake was turning LEFT driving while female...


FTFY
 
2012-02-22 09:34:55 AM
Uh...folks....anyone here aware of the fact that there is no such word as "MORAN"? That is, unless you're referring to the actress that played Richie Cunningham's little sister?

M-O-R-O-N

Or maybe it was on purpose, I dunno.
 
2012-02-22 09:40:01 AM
ristst: Uh...folks....anyone here aware of the fact that there is no such word as "MORAN"? That is, unless you're referring to the actress that played Richie Cunningham's little sister?

M-O-R-O-N

Or maybe it was on purpose, I dunno.


You haven't been here very long, have you.
 
2012-02-22 09:49:11 AM
Driving up a highway off-ramp is right out, too.
 
2012-02-22 10:07:00 AM
366" target="_blank">ristst: Uh...folks....anyone here aware of the fact that there is no such word as "MORAN"? That is, unless you're referring to the actress that played Richie Cunningham's little sister?

M-O-R-O-N

Or maybe it was on purpose, I dunno.


0.tqn.com
 
2012-02-22 10:09:36 AM
Random Discord: 0.tqn.com

thanks.

Miss Diminutive I don't know what I was thinking, spelling your name wrong; usually I'm a stickler for proper spelling and grammar too but it was a combination between being one of the few words I have trouble with and being distracted by something completely irrelevant (
/not to mention my trackball is on the fritz and throws the cursor everywhere every time I try to use it; I've taken to using a crappy 2ndhand 1-button mouse; at least it's not a hockey puck
 
2012-02-22 10:38:08 AM
urban.derelict: Random Discord: 0.tqn.com

Miss Diminutive I don't know what I was thinking, spelling your name wrong; usually I'm a stickler for proper spelling and grammar too but it was a combination between being one of the few words I have trouble with and being distracted by something completely irrelevant (
/not to mention my trackball is on the fritz and throws the cursor everywhere every time I try to use it; I've taken to using a crappy 2ndhand 1-button mouse; at least it's not a hockey puck


That's ok, we all make mistakes. This whole time I've been reading your name as ruban.letredic.
 
2012-02-22 10:53:03 AM
www.ecosafefleet.co.uk
 
2012-02-22 11:09:49 AM
Krymson Tyde: I found a pic of the witnesses
[m.examiner.com image 430x286]


HAHAHA!
 
2012-02-22 11:41:09 AM
I know this one was young, but around here it's usually elderly people who do it. Fortunately their great experience, prudence and consistently high voter turnout mean that we will never have to test their ability to drive without killing people.
 
2012-02-22 12:28:24 PM
Ever wonder how you manage to do a right hand to a left hand driving country switchover?

i50.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-22 12:59:29 PM
i was going for 'durban electric' but was horribly drunk and misspelt it; i chase my shots with tea when I'm out of 4loko, which is what happened. shots + tea with vodak
 
2012-02-22 01:54:18 PM
seadoo2006: Ever wonder how you manage to do a right hand to a left hand driving country switchover?

[i50.photobucket.com image 640x270]


Not really, but I see it involves a penis shaped road.
 
2012-02-22 02:49:23 PM
my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food: seadoo2006: Ever wonder how you manage to do a right hand to a left hand driving country switchover?

[i50.photobucket.com image 640x270]

Not really, but I see it involves a penis shaped road.


I have deduced two things about you:

1. You have an extremely verbose alias.

2. You do very well on Rorschach tests.
 
2012-02-23 08:28:31 AM
Totally did this in Ireland. Most of the time, I had no problem staying to the left. But one night, 2AM (not even drinking) I stopped for gas and then merrily pulled onto the highway in the wrong lane. Took me about half a mile to notice that the words on the road were painted the wrong way.

/Also was awakened by the sound of a woman screaming, but that was later that night
 
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