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phlegmmo
2012-02-21 09:57:35 PM
During the trial Hersel's lawyer, Ron Bamieh, admitted the 41-year old paid more than a dozen teenagers to do those acts, but said the acts were not for sexual gratification.
If not for that, for what?
brap
2012-02-21 11:31:18 PM
A friend of mine used to make extra money selling jars of urine to a creep when she was a teenager.
Nice work if you can get it.
EvilEgg
2012-02-22 12:36:36 AM
phlegmmo
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During the trial Hersel's lawyer, Ron Bamieh, admitted the 41-year old paid more than a dozen teenagers to do those acts, but said the acts were not for sexual gratification.
If not for that, for what?
His plumbing was out and really needed a shower.
TsarTom
2012-02-22 02:25:38 AM
brap
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A friend of mine used to make extra money selling jars of urine to a creep when she was a teenager.
Nice work if you can get it.
Was she hot?
violentsalvation
2012-02-22 02:45:09 AM
I see no victims. Hock a loogie, hell, fling some poo. If only all sexually offending deviants were so accommodating to our desires for them. But hopefully before he escalates he develops a self-inflicted bullet to the brain fetish.
Gothnet
2012-02-22 07:12:02 AM
There's a line somewhere, between sexually abusing minors, and paying people to do completely weird, off the wall stuff that you find arousing. I think it's probably a very blurry line.
But say, you're paying a kid to eat pizza, because you think for some reason that that's the best thing evar, and the kid gets pizza and cash.... is there a crime, so long as nobody got touched inappropriately?
JackalRabbit
2012-02-22 07:15:27 AM
TsarTom
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brap: A friend of mine used to make extra money selling jars of urine to a creep when she was a teenager.
Nice work if you can get it.
Was she hot?
like fresh urine
phlegmmo
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During the trial Hersel's lawyer, Ron Bamieh, admitted the 41-year old paid more than a dozen teenagers to do those acts, but said the acts were not for sexual gratification.
If not for that, for what?
sh*ts and spittles
MustTryHarder
2012-02-22 07:23:14 AM
If they start criminalising some of the weirder fetishes they get some shocks. What if I cum in my pants by getting a woman to swear?
Terrified Asexual Forcemeat
2012-02-22 07:24:13 AM
At least he got a charge out of it
Jamieboy
2012-02-22 07:26:47 AM
If the guy wasn't doing it for sexual gratification, what was his point?
There was this wealthy older man in Philly some years ago who would pay young guys for similar services. Fast Eddie? Fast Steve? Can't remember his name, but it made a big splash (pun intended) in the papers at the time. I remember it because the newspaper stories went into great detail how he'd store feces, underwear etc etc in pizza boxes at his storage unit, and the boxes came from a pizzeria that I used to frequent.
BurnShrike
2012-02-22 07:28:19 AM
Jamieboy
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he'd store feces, underwear etc etc in pizza boxes at his storage unit, and the boxes came from a pizzeria that I used to frequent.
Maybe the feces and underwear came from the pizzeria you used to frequent too.
tonguedepressor
2012-02-22 07:28:33 AM
What
is
the correct way to spell ewwwww...?
Jamieboy
2012-02-22 07:29:32 AM
Jamieboy
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If the guy wasn't doing it for sexual gratification, what was his point?
There was this wealthy older man in Philly some years ago who would pay young guys for similar services. Fast Eddie? Fast Steve? Can't remember his name, but it made a big splash (pun intended) in the papers at the time. I remember it because the newspaper stories went into great detail how he'd store feces, underwear etc etc in pizza boxes at his storage unit, and the boxes came from a pizzeria that I used to frequent.
His name was Fast Eddie, and damn! He has a wikepedia page:
Link
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Jamieboy
2012-02-22 07:32:51 AM
BurnShrike
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Jamieboy: he'd store feces, underwear etc etc in pizza boxes at his storage unit, and the boxes came from a pizzeria that I used to frequent.
Maybe the feces and underwear came from the pizzeria you used to frequent too.
Oh christ, you would have to go there.
starlost
2012-02-22 07:36:18 AM
whew, what a relief this is. fantastic news.
ummmmm i mean i really don't care. i have to be at the teenage hangout in 26 minutes and i need to stop at the bank for dollar bills.
BronyMedic
2012-02-22 07:42:32 AM
Well, THIS Guy can get away with this....
But you fark ONE goat, and then, YOU are the bad guy.
raor
2012-02-22 07:50:42 AM
TsarTom
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brap: A friend of mine used to make extra money selling jars of urine to a creep when she was a teenager.
Nice work if you can get it.
Was she hot?
Steaming!
RobSeace
2012-02-22 07:54:47 AM
Jamieboy
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Jamieboy: If the guy wasn't doing it for sexual gratification, what was his point?
There was this wealthy older man in Philly some years ago who would pay young guys for similar services. Fast Eddie? Fast Steve? Can't remember his name, but it made a big splash (pun intended) in the papers at the time. I remember it because the newspaper stories went into great detail how he'd store feces, underwear etc etc in pizza boxes at his storage unit, and the boxes came from a pizzeria that I used to frequent.
His name was Fast Eddie, and damn! He has a wikepedia page: Link (new window)
Is not amused by this creep's nickname...
Slam Dunkz
2012-02-22 08:09:39 AM
Seems appropriate
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Running Wild
2012-02-22 08:15:45 AM
Was this his lawyer?
Lone Stranger
2012-02-22 08:19:04 AM
poop thread!
Mykeru
2012-02-22 08:24:08 AM
Ah, I see. What we are prosecuting is
thought crime
...
So, all the guys on the sex offender registry for public urination get pardoned now?
squirrel_spam
2012-02-22 08:49:27 AM
Hersel was charged with four counts of annoying...
Wait, that is a crime? I am hear-by filing suit against anyone who ever Rick-rolled me.
Pert
2012-02-22 08:58:59 AM
Jamieboy
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His name was Fast Eddie, and damn! He has a wikepedia page: Link (new window)
Woah. That guy was messed up, and not only that he probably gave a bunch of young boys HIV in the days when that was a rapid death sentence.
It says on wikipedia that he was an actuary, but I'd say he was actuary an immoral, criminal pervert.
/here all week, try the veal
boobsrgood
2012-02-22 08:59:32 AM
Victimless crime.
honk
2012-02-22 09:21:37 AM
phlegmmo
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During the trial Hersel's lawyer, Ron Bamieh, admitted the 41-year old paid more than a dozen teenagers to do those acts, but said the acts were not for sexual gratification.
If not for that, for what?
If what he's paying them to do is legal, why does he have to justify his motivation to
anybody
?
jack_sawyer75
2012-02-22 09:53:53 AM
Ok, I get the whole molesting kids is bad thing, but are these 17 and 20o day olds? Also since when is "annoying a child" a crime? My son hates the song "surfing bird", so I play it in the car. Will I be charged with annoying him?
Cormee
2012-02-22 11:38:18 AM
Call me old-fashioned, but I think it's romantic
Loren
2012-02-22 12:01:59 PM
violentsalvation
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I see no victims. Hock a loogie, hell, fling some poo. If only all sexually offending deviants were so accommodating to our desires for them. But hopefully before he escalates he develops a self-inflicted bullet to the brain fetish.
I think that must be what happened here, the jury saw no victims, either.
GreenSun
2012-02-22 03:29:32 PM
Does this mean anything done to you that causes you to have sexual gratification is a sexual offense now? What if you paid a teen to just stand there and stare at you. Nothing exposed, no touching, just stare at you for a couple of minutes until you orgasm in your pants, is that still molestation/rape?
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