Cheap beer. I said use the Cheap Beer Defence. Some Farkers just don't read very well.

I'd tell you to go suck a cock, Michael, but I'm pretty sure you're already on that.

The Harris County District Attorney's office refuses to charge him in the hit-and-run incident, despite his allegedly causing $1,500 in damage to the car owned by the bar's bouncer, who witnessed the entire incident.

I wonder why. Because he used to be on council? Or what?

And this has to be the worst defense I've ever seen. Seriously. Like there aren't other bars, probably with cheaper beer. Or better beer. (Gay bars are notorious for overcharging for bad drinks.) I can;t wait until the sexting scandal with his lover makes the papers. And we all know, it's only a matter of time.

He is hot.

I only like the smell of cocaine.

I was only hanging out with that 13 year old girl so we could watch "Breaking Dawn."

/joking
//would never watch "Breaking Dawn"

Remember the guy who hired a rentboy to help him with his luggage? (new window)

My first time in San Francisco visiting my brother was like that. I was walking all over the city, it was pretty warm, it was right there, I figured fark it, I'm going to get a beer.

The dudes inside were friendly enough, but the guys sitting at the bar were very startled when it came out that I was 100% straight. A guy sat down next to me, started chatting me up, and it became obvious pretty quick that I played for the other team. There was a record needle coming off the record sort of moment, and then an older black dude asked, after I explained that I just wanted a cold beer, "Son... didn't you see all them colored flags hanging up outside? You do know what they mean, right?"

It kind of caught me off guard, so I replied, "Yeah, I saw them. Do they mean you don't serve beer to straight dudes in here or something?" Everyone agreed that the flags didn't in fact mean that a random straight dude couldn't enter their bar and drink a beer, and although it was a somewhat rare occurrence, it was perfectly acceptable.

So then me and the guy opposite the older fellow played a couple games of pool after which I resumed my trek better hydrated than when I began, with no hanky-panky involved in the interim.

/yes, yes, very csb...

Do they even serve beer to homosexuals?

Bet he likes it frothy

Did he say he went there for the beers or the bears

The dudes inside were friendly enough, but the guys sitting at the bar were very startled when it came out that I was 100% straight.

There are a number of reasons your story is complete bullshiat but the most prominent one is that you are requiring us to believe that all these gay dudes couldn't spot you were straight the split second you sat down.

Tigger: the most prominent one is that you are requiring us to believe that all these gay dudes couldn't spot you were straight the split second you sat down.

Oh...you're supposed to turn the stool upside down?

but the guys sitting at the bar were very startled when it came out that I was 100% straight.

I can't tell you how many "100% straight" guys I've met at the gay bar and within 10 minutes I'm fondling him under the table and we end up blowing each other in the parking lot.

vernonFL: but the guys sitting at the bar were very startled when it came out that I was 100% straight.

I can't tell you how many "100% straight" guys I've met at the gay bar and within 10 minutes I'm fondling him under the table and we end up blowing each other in the parking lot.

Yeah, you can tell us

wee: but the guys sitting at the bar were very startled when it came out that I was 100% straight

You know how I know you're gay?

Tigger: The dudes inside were friendly enough, but the guys sitting at the bar were very startled when it came out that I was 100% straight.

There are a number of reasons your story is complete bullshiat but the most prominent one is that you are requiring us to believe that all these gay dudes couldn't spot you were straight the split second you sat down.

That's true. My friend used to be a bartender at a gay bar, so I often stopped by for a free beer or two, or eight. My gaydar is pretty good, but it's no match for those guys' straight-dar.

I only like the taste of cock.

Tigger: There are a number of reasons your story is complete bullshiat but the most prominent one is that you are requiring us to believe that all these gay dudes couldn't spot you were straight the split second you sat down.

No, every word is 100% true. I don't know if they were just being polite or not, but the one guy essentially was asking what I was doing there when he came over to talk. Maybe he thought I was curious or something. Turns out I just didn't care. I didn't think it was weird or whatever (though in retrospect I think they did). It was hot afternoon, they sold beer, place was not very crowded, seemed quiet, I'd go in and get something to drink.

I had a great time. My brother was going to college in the city and I had afternoons to kill three days a week, so I decided to go see the city by walking around it. That particular day I wanted a beer, and the place next to me happened to be a gay bar (though more like a lounge; like with a bar on the right, some high tables/stools in the middle part and a bank of pool tables on the left), and I went in. It's really no more complicated than that.

Though now that I think back on it, it seems kind of sad that it would be so unusual for a straight guy to walk into a gay bar -- without it being a stunt or prank or something. Like there's some unseen (and maybe self-imposed?) segregation at work. It's like hearing someone say "Yeah we can't go there, it's only Chinese there". So? They sell food? You hungry for food? Then go in and get dim sum or whatever.

vernonFL: I can't tell you how many "100% straight" guys I've met at the gay bar and within 10 minutes I'm fondling him under the table and we end up blowing each other in the parking lot.

Never had a gay experience in my life, and no urge to speak of. Sometimes a beer is just a beer. They did seem to think it was odd at first, but I ended up staying a while, so they all pretty much ignored me after a bit and we just played pool and had a couple rounds.

I think the otherwise "straight" guys who set out to go find a gay bar are looking for something, yes. I was just looking for a beer.

Sure, he's not gay. He just fled he scene because he thought it might look bad. Though there's no reason anyone should think it might look bad, 'cause he was just a dude goin out for a beer at just a regular bar, NTTAWWT, etc etc.

LULZ

"I went into a bar," he told his audience today. "There were gay people inside. You know why I went in to a bar? Let me confess. Because there was cold beer waiting inside. Is that a crime? The fact that I'm not afraid of the fact that some of the people inside may be gay makes it a bad thing? Would it have been better if I was at a strip club, or a Hooters? Well if it would then maybe you should now know, I don't hate gays. I don't fear gays. I don't need to bash gays."

Berry, who's famous for his racist and anti-Muslim rants, called Houston's KPRC-TV a "fourth-place station" and threatened retaliation. "You will not smear my name and me go down without a fight."

He also said his presence at the gay bar, which was staging a drag show at the time of his 11 p.m. visit, was not hypocritical, because he's not a homophobe.

I like vaginas. And I hate crappy American beer.

Gay in 3....2....1...


/my Gaydar is going farking nuts right now after having looked at his picture

No one else likes vaginas?


/backs slowly out of thread, runs

fatimcgee: Well, in his defense, I've done the same thing.

Are you a homophobic right-wing commentator who makes a living through spreading hate speech??

If not, then there's no comparison.