FARK.com: (6955176) Vietnamese man who never saw the season finale of M*A*S*H* thinks the proper response to a screaming child is the airplane emergency ramp

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		Vietnamese man who never saw the season finale of MASH thinks the proper response to a screaming child is the airplane emergency ramp (consumerist.com)		89
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TsarTom

2012-02-21 08:58:21 PM

The man faces a fine of at least 15 million Vietnamese dong, around $720

What I take from all of this, is that the Vietnamese dong must be very small.

FirstNationalBastard

2012-02-21 09:01:42 PM

Ghastly

2012-02-21 09:01:43 PM

That damn chicken just wouldn't shut up.

BassChild

2012-02-21 09:21:09 PM

SmackLT

2012-02-21 09:35:24 PM

Mugato

2012-02-21 09:45:11 PM

"Why is this three year war lasting eleven years?"

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BassChild

2012-02-21 09:48:10 PM

toejam

2012-02-21 09:51:51 PM

FirstNationalBastard

2012-02-21 09:52:27 PM

HOLD ON A MINUTE, PLAYA!

chaosweaver

2012-02-21 09:52:35 PM

What is After M*A*S*H*?

/the one with jamie farr!

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom

2012-02-21 09:53:37 PM

What the fark is this photo demonstrating here? That farting yourself out a plane at 30k feet is fine, just don't leave your luggage behind?

what_now

2012-02-21 09:53:38 PM

DAMN YOU SANTOS!

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FirstNationalBastard

2012-02-21 09:54:13 PM

Whoops, wrong thread...

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wallywam1

2012-02-21 09:54:25 PM

Series finale?

dholway

2012-02-21 09:54:40 PM

Series finale, season finale...same difference.

Glendale

2012-02-21 09:55:36 PM

Ghastly: That damn chicken just wouldn't shut up.

ninjamonkey.us

2wolves

2012-02-21 09:56:28 PM

There's a gut punch memory.

knobee

2012-02-21 09:56:38 PM

If this really costs only $720, it's almost worth it....

abagdan

2012-02-21 09:56:54 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Whoops, wrong thread...

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Hahaha holy shiat

Ow! That was my feelings!

2012-02-21 09:57:14 PM

Shadow Blasko

2012-02-21 09:58:25 PM

what_now: DAMN YOU SANTOS!

[cdn.videogum.com image 450x300]

I Love you so much right now!

/Even the ghost of leo loves you ,,

Farklee

2012-02-21 10:03:09 PM

I can never get these conversions correct. How many dongs equals a dildo?

Thunderboy

2012-02-21 10:03:35 PM

knobee: If this really costs only $720, it's almost worth it....

The man faces a fine of at least 15 million Vietnamese dong, around $720, just for opening the window. The release of the slide will chalk up a price of around $10,000 to be refitted inside the plane.

Hector Remarkable

2012-02-21 10:04:30 PM

He should have pulled down his pants and slid on the ice.

Quantum Tourist

2012-02-21 10:05:13 PM

TsarTom: The man faces a fine of at least 15 million Vietnamese dong, around $720

What I take from all of this, is that the Vietnamese dong must be very small.

Thread done in one.

9beers

2012-02-21 10:06:02 PM

If you're dumb enough to deploy the slide, be smart enough to ride the damn thing.

KidneyStone

2012-02-21 10:07:45 PM

FirstNationalBastard: [cdn.videogum.com image 450x300]

I watched that broadcast way back when (and shudder when I think of what year it may have been) and thought that was Alan Alda's worst acting.

/I love to go swimmin with bow legged women
//Hmmm, Is M*A*S*H is Netflix streaming?

LeroyBourne

2012-02-21 10:08:53 PM

My dad looks just like Alan Alda to date. I asked my mom one day if she started dating him back in the day b/c he looked liked Hawkeye. She said, 'yes.'

Krieghund

2012-02-21 10:11:55 PM

15 million Vietnamese dong

How many dicks is that?

A lot.

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/dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick

FirstNationalBastard

2012-02-21 10:14:18 PM

KidneyStone: FirstNationalBastard: [cdn.videogum.com image 450x300]

I watched that broadcast way back when (and shudder when I think of what year it may have been) and thought that was Alan Alda's worst acting.

/I love to go swimmin with bow legged women
//Hmmm, Is M*A*S*H is Netflix streaming?

If you watched it live?

1983.

The series finale was always rare in Syndication because it was two-and-a-half farking hours long.

flamingboard

2012-02-21 10:15:24 PM

Keep farking that chicken.

Inigo_Montoya

2012-02-21 10:16:07 PM

Is Subby suggesting he should've just choked his chicken?

Gwinny

2012-02-21 10:18:47 PM

FirstNationalBastard: If you watched it live?

1983.

oh, I watched it live. I loved M*A*S*H when I was growing up. However, I am confused about the reference here, since it took place in Korea, not Vietnam. I'm guessing that this must be a meme I've missed, though (i.e. confusing the two on purpose).

MemeSlave

2012-02-21 10:20:44 PM

The woman kiled her baby to shut it up.

Gyrfalcon

2012-02-21 10:21:09 PM

Is someone here on Fark actually going to suggest that activating the emergency exit on a plane is the INCORRECT response to a screaming child?

Farklee

2012-02-21 10:25:59 PM

Gyrfalcon: Is someone here on Fark actually going to suggest that activating the emergency exit on a plane is the INCORRECT response to a screaming child?

Haven't we all thought of doing it?

Representative of the unwashed masses

2012-02-21 10:26:56 PM

Gwinny: FirstNationalBastard: If you watched it live?

1983.

oh, I watched it live. I loved M*A*S*H when I was growing up. However, I am confused about the reference here, since it took place in Korea, not Vietnam. I'm guessing that this must be a meme I've missed, though (i.e. confusing the two on purpose).

Well they do look all the same, and the 3rd time in the last few months. You might say that airplane sides are...

puts on sunglasses

... The chick in their armour.

/this has been a test of the emergency comedic racism system.
//lighten up Frances.
///15 million dong

League Material

2012-02-21 10:27:08 PM

It'll drive you crazy

patcarew

2012-02-21 10:27:19 PM

I couldn't tell from the headline whether he opened the door to get off the plane, or to remove the baby from the plane. I had to RTFA to find out. And I still couldn't tell. You made me read the article, and I still couldn't tell. All I wanted was a Pepsi...

Representative of the unwashed masses

2012-02-21 10:28:22 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: Gwinny: FirstNationalBastard: If you watched it live?

1983.

oh, I watched it live. I loved M*A*S*H when I was growing up. However, I am confused about the reference here, since it took place in Korea, not Vietnam. I'm guessing that this must be a meme I've missed, though (i.e. confusing the two on purpose).

Well they do look all the same, and the 3rd time in the last few months. You might say that airplane sides are...

puts on sunglasses

... The chick in their armour.

/this has been a test of the emergency comedic racism system.
//lighten up Frances.
///15 million dong

typo... ah screw it I don't care. I am fat caucasian man after all

/I actually mean that one!

buckler

2012-02-21 10:29:30 PM

FirstNationalBastard: KidneyStone: FirstNationalBastard: [cdn.videogum.com image 450x300]

I watched that broadcast way back when (and shudder when I think of what year it may have been) and thought that was Alan Alda's worst acting.

/I love to go swimmin with bow legged women
//Hmmm, Is M*A*S*H is Netflix streaming?

If you watched it live?

1983.

The series finale was always rare in Syndication because it was two-and-a-half farking hours long.

I'll always have fond memories of that episode; during the live broadcast, a friend took the opportunity to provide me with my second-ever sexual experience in the bedroom, while all our other friends were watching the MASH episode in the living room. I never knew what the hell happened on MASH until I saw a rerun.

Day_Old_Dutchie

2012-02-21 10:32:35 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: [static1.consumerist.com image 240x159]

What the fark is this photo demonstrating here? That farting yourself out a plane at 30k feet is fine, just don't leave your luggage behind?

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Airtoons! (new window)

Gwinny

2012-02-21 10:33:53 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: /this has been a test of the emergency comedic racism system.
//lighten up Frances.

I am "lightened up." I was merely trying to figure out where the funny was. Often there is more to the story than just a tired "all Asians look alike" joke. But hey, you're pretty new to Fark, so I'll let it slide.

Walker

2012-02-21 10:34:37 PM

Ow! That was my feelings!: [OLD NEWS ROCKS!]

Yeah, it is old news. Consumerist (which is always at least 2 days late finding out about news stories) links to a Time article dated from Sunday. The Time article then links to an article from last Thursday morning.

EdNortonsTwin

2012-02-21 10:35:40 PM

Your child doesn't know how to cope with changes in pressure? No problem ma'am.

Representative of the unwashed masses

2012-02-21 10:36:53 PM

Gwinny: Representative of the unwashed masses: /this has been a test of the emergency comedic racism system.
//lighten up Frances.

I am "lightened up." I was merely trying to figure out where the funny was. Often there is more to the story than just a tired "all Asians look alike" joke. But hey, you're pretty new to Fark, so I'll let it slide.

I was trying to tie in the Lin / Chink in the armour controversey.

/You know being topical etc.
//makes more sense now?

Mock26

2012-02-21 10:41:40 PM

doglover

2012-02-21 10:49:43 PM

Looks more like MASH meme thsn anything.

I guess Hawkeye screamed like baby?

Gyrfalcon

2012-02-21 10:50:43 PM

EdNortonsTwin: [ts2.mm.bing.net image 211x285]

Your child doesn't know how to cope with changes in pressure? No problem ma'am.

You're going to inflate him to 35 psi?

Tylushus

2012-02-21 10:51:51 PM

I think you mean China Beach.

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