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(The Consumerist)   Vietnamese man who never saw the season finale of M*A*S*H* thinks the proper response to a screaming child is the airplane emergency ramp   (consumerist.com) divider line 89
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2012-02-21 08:58:21 PM  
The man faces a fine of at least 15 million Vietnamese dong, around $720

What I take from all of this, is that the Vietnamese dong must be very small.
 
2012-02-21 09:01:42 PM  
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2012-02-21 09:01:43 PM  
That damn chicken just wouldn't shut up.
 
2012-02-21 09:21:09 PM  
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2012-02-21 09:35:24 PM  
i177.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-21 09:45:11 PM  
"Why is this three year war lasting eleven years?"

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2012-02-21 09:48:10 PM  
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2012-02-21 09:51:51 PM  
videos.videopress.com
 
2012-02-21 09:52:27 PM  
HOLD ON A MINUTE, PLAYA!
 
2012-02-21 09:52:35 PM  
What is After M*A*S*H*?

/the one with jamie farr!
 
2012-02-21 09:53:37 PM  
static1.consumerist.com

What the fark is this photo demonstrating here? That farting yourself out a plane at 30k feet is fine, just don't leave your luggage behind?
 
2012-02-21 09:53:38 PM  
DAMN YOU SANTOS!

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2012-02-21 09:54:13 PM  
Whoops, wrong thread...

mimg.ugo.com
 
2012-02-21 09:54:25 PM  
Series finale?
 
2012-02-21 09:54:40 PM  
Series finale, season finale...same difference.
 
2012-02-21 09:55:36 PM  

Ghastly: That damn chicken just wouldn't shut up.


ninjamonkey.us
 
2012-02-21 09:56:28 PM  
There's a gut punch memory.
 
2012-02-21 09:56:38 PM  
If this really costs only $720, it's almost worth it....
 
2012-02-21 09:56:54 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Whoops, wrong thread...

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Hahaha holy shiat
 
2012-02-21 09:57:14 PM  
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2012-02-21 09:58:25 PM  

what_now: DAMN YOU SANTOS!

[cdn.videogum.com image 450x300]



I Love you so much right now!

/Even the ghost of leo loves you ,,
 
2012-02-21 10:03:09 PM  
I can never get these conversions correct. How many dongs equals a dildo?
 
2012-02-21 10:03:35 PM  

knobee: If this really costs only $720, it's almost worth it....


The man faces a fine of at least 15 million Vietnamese dong, around $720, just for opening the window. The release of the slide will chalk up a price of around $10,000 to be refitted inside the plane.
 
2012-02-21 10:04:30 PM  
He should have pulled down his pants and slid on the ice.
 
2012-02-21 10:05:13 PM  

TsarTom: The man faces a fine of at least 15 million Vietnamese dong, around $720

What I take from all of this, is that the Vietnamese dong must be very small.


Thread done in one.
 
2012-02-21 10:06:02 PM  
If you're dumb enough to deploy the slide, be smart enough to ride the damn thing.
 
2012-02-21 10:07:45 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: [cdn.videogum.com image 450x300]


I watched that broadcast way back when (and shudder when I think of what year it may have been) and thought that was Alan Alda's worst acting.

/I love to go swimmin with bow legged women
//Hmmm, Is M*A*S*H is Netflix streaming?
 
2012-02-21 10:08:53 PM  
My dad looks just like Alan Alda to date. I asked my mom one day if she started dating him back in the day b/c he looked liked Hawkeye. She said, 'yes.'
 
2012-02-21 10:11:55 PM  
15 million Vietnamese dong

How many dicks is that?

A lot.

e2de.com

/dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick
 
2012-02-21 10:14:18 PM  

KidneyStone: FirstNationalBastard: [cdn.videogum.com image 450x300]

I watched that broadcast way back when (and shudder when I think of what year it may have been) and thought that was Alan Alda's worst acting.

/I love to go swimmin with bow legged women
//Hmmm, Is M*A*S*H is Netflix streaming?


If you watched it live?

1983.

The series finale was always rare in Syndication because it was two-and-a-half farking hours long.
 
2012-02-21 10:15:24 PM  
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Keep farking that chicken.
 
2012-02-21 10:16:07 PM  
Is Subby suggesting he should've just choked his chicken?
 
2012-02-21 10:18:47 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: If you watched it live?

1983.


oh, I watched it live. I loved M*A*S*H when I was growing up. However, I am confused about the reference here, since it took place in Korea, not Vietnam. I'm guessing that this must be a meme I've missed, though (i.e. confusing the two on purpose).
 
2012-02-21 10:20:44 PM  
The woman kiled her baby to shut it up.
 
2012-02-21 10:21:09 PM  
Is someone here on Fark actually going to suggest that activating the emergency exit on a plane is the INCORRECT response to a screaming child?
 
2012-02-21 10:25:59 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Is someone here on Fark actually going to suggest that activating the emergency exit on a plane is the INCORRECT response to a screaming child?


Haven't we all thought of doing it?
 
2012-02-21 10:26:56 PM  

Gwinny: FirstNationalBastard: If you watched it live?

1983.

oh, I watched it live. I loved M*A*S*H when I was growing up. However, I am confused about the reference here, since it took place in Korea, not Vietnam. I'm guessing that this must be a meme I've missed, though (i.e. confusing the two on purpose).


Well they do look all the same, and the 3rd time in the last few months. You might say that airplane sides are...

puts on sunglasses

... The chick in their armour.

/this has been a test of the emergency comedic racism system.
//lighten up Frances.
///15 million dong
 
2012-02-21 10:27:08 PM  
It'll drive you crazy
 
2012-02-21 10:27:19 PM  
I couldn't tell from the headline whether he opened the door to get off the plane, or to remove the baby from the plane. I had to RTFA to find out. And I still couldn't tell. You made me read the article, and I still couldn't tell. All I wanted was a Pepsi...
 
2012-02-21 10:28:22 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: Gwinny: FirstNationalBastard: If you watched it live?

1983.

oh, I watched it live. I loved M*A*S*H when I was growing up. However, I am confused about the reference here, since it took place in Korea, not Vietnam. I'm guessing that this must be a meme I've missed, though (i.e. confusing the two on purpose).

Well they do look all the same, and the 3rd time in the last few months. You might say that airplane sides are...

puts on sunglasses

... The chick in their armour.

/this has been a test of the emergency comedic racism system.
//lighten up Frances.
///15 million dong


typo... ah screw it I don't care. I am fat caucasian man after all

/I actually mean that one!
 
2012-02-21 10:29:30 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: KidneyStone: FirstNationalBastard: [cdn.videogum.com image 450x300]

I watched that broadcast way back when (and shudder when I think of what year it may have been) and thought that was Alan Alda's worst acting.

/I love to go swimmin with bow legged women
//Hmmm, Is M*A*S*H is Netflix streaming?

If you watched it live?

1983.

The series finale was always rare in Syndication because it was two-and-a-half farking hours long.


I'll always have fond memories of that episode; during the live broadcast, a friend took the opportunity to provide me with my second-ever sexual experience in the bedroom, while all our other friends were watching the MASH episode in the living room. I never knew what the hell happened on MASH until I saw a rerun.
 
2012-02-21 10:32:35 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: [static1.consumerist.com image 240x159]

What the fark is this photo demonstrating here? That farting yourself out a plane at 30k feet is fine, just don't leave your luggage behind?


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Airtoons! (new window)
 
2012-02-21 10:33:53 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: /this has been a test of the emergency comedic racism system.
//lighten up Frances.


I am "lightened up." I was merely trying to figure out where the funny was. Often there is more to the story than just a tired "all Asians look alike" joke. But hey, you're pretty new to Fark, so I'll let it slide.
 
2012-02-21 10:34:37 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: [OLD NEWS ROCKS!]


Yeah, it is old news. Consumerist (which is always at least 2 days late finding out about news stories) links to a Time article dated from Sunday. The Time article then links to an article from last Thursday morning.
 
2012-02-21 10:35:40 PM  
ts2.mm.bing.net

Your child doesn't know how to cope with changes in pressure? No problem ma'am.
 
2012-02-21 10:36:53 PM  

Gwinny: Representative of the unwashed masses: /this has been a test of the emergency comedic racism system.
//lighten up Frances.

I am "lightened up." I was merely trying to figure out where the funny was. Often there is more to the story than just a tired "all Asians look alike" joke. But hey, you're pretty new to Fark, so I'll let it slide.


I was trying to tie in the Lin / Chink in the armour controversey.

/You know being topical etc.
//makes more sense now?
 
2012-02-21 10:41:40 PM  
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2012-02-21 10:49:43 PM  
Looks more like MASH meme thsn anything.

I guess Hawkeye screamed like baby?
 
2012-02-21 10:50:43 PM  

EdNortonsTwin: [ts2.mm.bing.net image 211x285]

Your child doesn't know how to cope with changes in pressure? No problem ma'am.


You're going to inflate him to 35 psi?
 
2012-02-21 10:51:51 PM  
I think you mean China Beach.
 
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