Good placing of the dumbass tag.

Bork Bork Bork

Curch?

Copmputer?

Because pastors aren't allowed to have a bit of kinky sex. No fun for them.

Considering what they go through, they need to have at least one vice.

/Though most of them pick "pride."

"Curch copmputer?"

Jesus Christ subby it's only Tuesday, let's get it together.

Exactly how drunk is subby?

boobsrgood: Looks like he stole all the H and broke the copmputer, too.

tat's a same.

/just saying

(porn onto curch copmputer)

Good lord, it's way too early in the week for this man. You get fired or something?

Mantour: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 437x377]

/just saying

I swear that nun's face looks like Santorum.

/The person
// Not the frothy mixture

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Exactly how drunk is subby?

First the odd placement of "accurately" in a headline, now this. I'm thinking the mods are greenlighting submissions with mistakes on purpose.

/Now has some spelling and grammar to butcher in the next submission.

StopLurkListen: boobsrgood: Looks like he stole all the H and broke the copmputer, too.

tat's a same.

Sa da tay.

Mantour: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 437x377]

/just saying

The pastor was Church of Sweden, not Catholic.

Following in the footsteps of Jesus, Swedish pastor saves (porn onto curch copmputer) (news.com.au) 14 (+14)



In case the mods change it....


Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom


"Curch copmputer?"

Jesus Christ subby it's only Tuesday, let's get it together.

I LOL'D

I knew it...Mary Magdelene was a Swedish blonde supermodel who went to Nazareth for a little spiritual cleansing and got Bjorked in the end.

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: "Curch copmputer?"

Jesus Christ subby it's only Tuesday, let's get it together.

Holy FSM, the booze is flowing heavy tonight. Someone needs to throw that headline in the tank to sleep it off

Aww, man...they fixed it.

Haven't you heard of tithing ? A portion of everything you earn (including Fark greenlights) must be given to the curch. Today I donated a lower case h.


/Stupid suby
//feeling guilty about the h so they can have a b as well

Albertan: Mantour: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 437x377]

/just saying

The pastor was Church of Sweden, not Catholic.

Which bring the question:

Would Thor have approved of internet boobies?

farkingismybusiness: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: "Curch copmputer?"

Jesus Christ subby it's only Tuesday, let's get it together.

I'd hit Tui - her GUI is Chewy

LoneWolf343: Because pastors aren't allowed to have a bit of kinky sex. No fun for them.

A pastor is not a priest. Pastors of some faiths are allowed to get married, iirc. No idea what their stance on kinky sex is, though.

/dated a pastor's daughter in high school

Pastor? But I barely knew her!

GIS for sexy pastor:



/alright, it was sexy pasture
//alright, I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog.
///Sears catalog.

fusillade762: LoneWolf343: Because pastors aren't allowed to have a bit of kinky sex. No fun for them.

A pastor is not a priest. Pastors of some faiths are allowed to get married, iirc. No idea what their stance on kinky sex is, though.

/dated a pastor's daughter in high school

But you didn't marry her?!

Last time I checked the woman Jesus is most known for hanging out with was a prostitute.

Now whilst it isn't clear as to if he hit it like the bongo drums, I think it would be a fairly safe bet that Jesus wasn't all that adverse to at least the concept kinky poontang.

/ Yes I know im talking about a myth as though it were real.
// No different to discussing the motivations and mores of Darth Vader.

Greymalkin: Last time I checked the woman Jesus is most known for hanging out with was a prostitute.

Now whilst it isn't clear as to if he hit it like the bongo drums, I think it would be a fairly safe bet that Jesus wasn't all that adverse to at least the concept kinky poontang.

/ Yes I know im talking about a myth as though it were real.
// No different to discussing the motivations and mores of Darth Vader.

When you didn't see his footprints in the sand, that was when he was off banging his hot prosty sidekick.

Typing with one hand is very difficult.

RIP

curch copmputer.

reminded me alot of this headline Link (new window)

thisisyourbrainonFark: fusillade762: LoneWolf343: Because pastors aren't allowed to have a bit of kinky sex. No fun for them.

A pastor is not a priest. Pastors of some faiths are allowed to get married, iirc. No idea what their stance on kinky sex is, though.

/dated a pastor's daughter in high school

But you didn't marry her?!

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Nope. Never even got to third base. The stories I was told about repressed religious chicks were not accurate.

If the god didn't want us to have porn ... hey, I-I-I-I'm just sayin'

Sweden: Pastor has sex with his willing partner but puts photos of it on the church computer
Outcome: Transferred

Florida: Pastor, a registered sex offender, sexually molests under-aged girls
Outcome: You're hired! No kids allowed at service.

CSB:

Friends of mine went to this church in New Jersey where the pastor was really squeaking by on the sermons. He would spend hours on the church computer and almost all of his lessons involved a specific online dictionary meaning of the sermon topic.

After a few months of this, the elders got suspicious. Sure enough, they found quite a bit of pornography on that computer. Also didn't help matters that the pastor was also molesting a 15-year-old Ukranian girl with a cleft palate on the side.

Why yes, he DID end up in jail for that last thing. Why'd you ask?

/CSB

You Cant Explain That: LoneWolf343: Because pastors aren't allowed to have a bit of kinky sex. No fun for them.

Considering what they go through, they need to have at least one vice.

/Though most of them pick "pride."" ass raping little boys and sometimes girls

ftfy

No, those are priests. We're talking about pastors.

fusillade762: LoneWolf343: Because pastors aren't allowed to have a bit of kinky sex. No fun for them.

A pastor is not a priest. Pastors of some faiths are allowed to get married, iirc. No idea what their stance on kinky sex is, though.

/dated a pastor's daughter in high school

I would have thought that my entire post would have conveyed my sarcasm. My opinion is that this was an honest mistake. Embarrassing, yes, hilarious, oh god yes, but honest.