What Santorum sees:



Reality:

Romney (thinking) :Holy heck, I'm losing momentum to this clown? That's it. Even I'm starting to hate me now.

Weaver95: I tried combining anger and lust once and that just got plain weird so lets not go there anymore.

So, you got German porn, then?

EvilEgg: He forgot sloth. My personal favorite.



Is this you?

GAT_00: toddalmighty: Sensuality is a vice now?

It's a very sensual vice. What do they call it Kif?

*sigh* Senslexia.



Good news everybody! I've zapped this thread with a device that makes you hear my voice when you read this thread.

oh my, yes.

Rick, when you spout this stuff, it only means...

dahmers love zombie: What's in the farking box?

/Santorum



salvation.

Dear Rick:

Isn't that special?

"We look at the shape of mainline Protestantism in this country and it is in shambles," he said. "It is gone from the world of Christianity as I see it."

So he is running for President of the United States and he just bashed all of Protestantism at a Catholic church? And he basically implied they are in league with Satan? And he just took over the lead from Romney among Republicans? And Obama has $80 million on hand right now and the general election hasn't even started? This is too much, it really is

count chocula: lol... tcan and randonjsa are such whiny, perpetual victims. I thought "conservatives" were supposed to be the internet tough guy types? I think the right wing is broken or something.

I'm also amused at how self-styled people of "personal responsibility" are responsible for 85% of soiled undergarments in this country. As mentioned in another thread, I'd rather go to battle with an irritated transvestite than a Rush Limbaugh listener. At least I know the tranny can put up a fight.

vernonFL: Fark IS pretty liberal

Fark users tend to be liberal or mod, but the site itself isn't. Remember that stupid political thermometer thingie? For all I know it's still there (I adblocked the image because it was starting to piss me off).

I guess it's possible that Fark makes an effort to present conservative sources solely for the lulz. Thing is, how do you present a direct Newt/Santorum quote without it sounding stupid? It's another case of reality having a liberal bias, like when it was Katie Couric's fault that Palin was functionally retarded on national television.

randomjsa: I wish I could say that America is being screwed up by the outside influence of some super natural monster of pure evil. That at least I could understand.

Instead I watch America get screwed up by people who really and honestly think the country deserves to be screwed up because it doesn't conform closely enough to liberal ideas, and leading the charge is an all too mortal man named Barrack Obama.

Oh, please. "[A]ll too mortal..."? Everyone knows you think that Obama is a supernatural monster of pure evil. Who are you trying to kid?

If knocking up some dude's wife and never calling her back is good enough for God, it's good enough for me.

KarmicDisaster: Also, did he just say that Protestants are not Christians?

Not since Martin Luther.

As per Wikipedia
Isaiah 14:12
The Book of Isaiah has the following passage:
When the Lord has given you rest from your pain and turmoil and the hard service with which you were made to serve, you will take up this taunt against the king of Babylon: How the oppressor has ceased! How his insolence has ceased! ... How art thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning! How art thou cut down to the ground, which didst weaken the nations! You said in your heart, "I will ascend to heaven; I will raise my throne above the stars of God; I will sit on the mount of congregation on the heights of Zaphon; I will ascend to the tops of the clouds, I will make myself like the Most High." But you are brought down to Sheol, to the depths of the Pit. Those who see you will stare at you, and ponder over you: "Is this the man who made the earth tremble, who shook kingdoms, who made the world like a desert and overthrew its cities, who would not let his prisoners go home?

simplicimus: And I prefer Lucifer, light bringer.

simplicimus: Is this the Great Satan or a lesser satan? I get confused. And I prefer Lucifer, light bringer.

To be fair...

I'm glad I did a bunch of these...

I don't think I want to be saved from sensuality.

I'll tell you what tho - I'll take one for the team and have sex with hot women just so that good christian fellows can stay virgins for their god.

because I care that much.

GAT_00: toddalmighty: Sensuality is a vice now?

It's a very sensual vice. What do they call it Kif?

*sigh* Senslexia.

Goddamnit, that was very good beer and now it's all over the place!

Calmamity: cameroncrazy1984: It's cute that this guy thinks America is a Christian nation, when we have Vegas, Hollywood, Wall Street and San Francisco.

And Washington D.C.

And Sarah Lawrence College.

Please run on the anti-sensuality ticket. People hate that stuff.

Did he mention greed? No?

:-|

That's my shocked face.