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		Santorum: "Satan is attacking the great institutions of America, using the great vices of pride, vanity and sensuality". Aw, hell, subby's a fan of all seven (blog.seattlepi.com)		279
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Stinkyy		2012-02-21 06:20:58 PM

Don't blame Santorum - BaRandall Flagg Hussein Fartbongo is the one who ensures all Christian crosses are removed from whichever venue he is to defile. (E.g. Georgetown) Not sure if F-bongo is the Antichrist or just one of his trumpeters, but he surely has done a number on this country and even the FarkLibs/white guilt party knows he is going to be sent home packing in a major way.

SnakeLee		2012-02-21 06:35:59 PM

"We look at the shape of mainline Protestantism in this country and it is in shambles," he said. "It is gone from the world of Christianity as I see it."

So he is running for President of the United States and he just bashed all of Protestantism at a Catholic church? And he basically implied they are in league with Satan? And he just took over the lead from Romney among Republicans? And Obama has $80 million on hand right now and the general election hasn't even started? This is too much, it really is

toddalmighty		2012-02-21 06:39:14 PM

Sensuality is a vice now?

Stinkyy		2012-02-21 06:42:19 PM

P.S., I meant to say that the number Hussein Fartimpostor has done on the country is the number 666.

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-02-21 06:43:21 PM

Isn't that special?

skinnycatullus		2012-02-21 06:51:22 PM

Did he mention greed? No?

:-|

That's my shocked face.

cameroncrazy1984		2012-02-21 07:04:58 PM

It's cute that this guy thinks America is a Christian nation, when we have Vegas, Hollywood, Wall Street and San Francisco.

Cake Hunter		2012-02-21 07:10:10 PM

Please run on the anti-sensuality ticket. People hate that stuff.

Calmamity		2012-02-21 07:11:02 PM

cameroncrazy1984: It's cute that this guy thinks America is a Christian nation, when we have Vegas, Hollywood, Wall Street and San Francisco.

And Washington D.C.

AdolfOliverPanties		2012-02-21 07:38:20 PM

Romney (thinking) :Holy heck, I'm losing momentum to this clown? That's it. Even I'm starting to hate me now.

Shostie		2012-02-21 07:46:47 PM

Calmamity: cameroncrazy1984: It's cute that this guy thinks America is a Christian nation, when we have Vegas, Hollywood, Wall Street and San Francisco.

And Washington D.C.

And Sarah Lawrence College.

Weaver95		2012-02-21 07:51:19 PM

" Satan is attacking the great institutions of America, using the great vices of pride, vanity and sensuality as the root to attack all of the strong plants that has so deeply rooted in the American tradition," Santorum added.

And people want this clown in office? really?

um...you all realize that he's talking about taking away your beer, right?

GAT_00		2012-02-21 08:07:39 PM

toddalmighty: Sensuality is a vice now?

It's a very sensual vice. What do they call it Kif?

*sigh* Senslexia.

Cyberluddite		2012-02-21 08:11:11 PM

You're right, Subby, it's tough to pick a favorite. I celebrate the guy's entire catalog.

DarwiOdrade		2012-02-21 08:12:11 PM

Shostie: Calmamity: cameroncrazy1984: It's cute that this guy thinks America is a Christian nation, when we have Vegas, Hollywood, Wall Street and San Francisco.

And Washington D.C.

And Sarah Lawrence College.

And on this very special day, we can't forget New Orleans.

Mugato		2012-02-21 08:13:07 PM

Is this guy intentionally trying to be a caricature?

cameroncrazy1984		2012-02-21 08:16:27 PM

GAT_00: toddalmighty: Sensuality is a vice now?

It's a very sensual vice. What do they call it Kif?

*sigh* Senslexia.

Goddamnit, that was very good beer and now it's all over the place!

Weaver95		2012-02-21 08:16:47 PM

I don't think I want to be saved from sensuality.

I'll tell you what tho - I'll take one for the team and have sex with hot women just so that good christian fellows can stay virgins for their god.

because I care that much.

SilentStrider		2012-02-21 08:18:39 PM

Weaver95: um...you all realize that he's talking about taking away your beer, right?

My cold dead hands. That's all I'm sayin'

hubiestubert		2012-02-21 08:18:41 PM

I'm glad I did a bunch of these...

EvilEgg		2012-02-21 08:18:49 PM

He forgot sloth. My personal favorite.

Weaver95		2012-02-21 08:19:25 PM

GAT_00: toddalmighty: Sensuality is a vice now?

It's a very sensual vice. What do they call it Kif?

*sigh* Senslexia.

t2.gstatic.com

Good news everybody! I've zapped this thread with a device that makes you hear my voice when you read this thread.

oh my, yes.

AdolfOliverPanties		2012-02-21 08:21:18 PM

EvilEgg: He forgot sloth. My personal favorite.

t3.gstatic.com

Is this you?

Weaver95		2012-02-21 08:21:27 PM

oh, and on the deadly sins thing...hmm.

I like to combine my sins and sort of supersize them. Pride and lust go great together. Anger and sloth are kinda fun. I tried combining anger and lust once and that just got plain weird so lets not go there anymore.

djkutch		2012-02-21 08:21:33 PM

Is God putting Satan up to tricks again like that Job guy?

Speaking of which, where are the Jobs, Fartbongo?

FlashHarry		2012-02-21 08:21:49 PM

"satan?" jesus, he really IS an american taliban.

Weaver95		2012-02-21 08:22:28 PM

FlashHarry: "satan?" jesus, he really IS an american taliban.

interesting, isn't it?

cameroncrazy1984		2012-02-21 08:25:22 PM

Weaver95: I tried combining anger and lust once and that just got plain weird so lets not go there anymore.

So, you got German porn, then?

hubiestubert		2012-02-21 08:25:42 PM

Dear Rick:

hubiestubert		2012-02-21 08:28:01 PM

Weaver95: I tried combining anger and lust once and that just got plain weird so lets not go there anymore.

So, you met my ex-wife then?

Mugato		2012-02-21 08:28:35 PM

I think that giving the launch codes to anyone who actually believes in Satan might be a bad idea.

SilentStrider		2012-02-21 08:28:54 PM

Weaver95: Good news everybody! I've zapped this thread with a device that makes you hear my voice when you read this thread.

oh my, yes.

i'm hearing that post in a combination of Farnsworth's voice and yours.

Its an odd mix.

martissimo		2012-02-21 08:28:58 PM

Weaver95: " Satan is attacking the great institutions of America, using the great vices of pride, vanity and sensuality as the root to attack all of the strong plants that has so deeply rooted in the American tradition," Santorum added.

And people want this clown in office? really?

um...you all realize that he's talking about taking away your beer, right?

He is actually a Beer enthusiast ^, mostly because the beer lobby loves him probably, but hey take it as you will

Weaver95		2012-02-21 08:30:40 PM

SilentStrider: Weaver95: Good news everybody! I've zapped this thread with a device that makes you hear my voice when you read this thread.

oh my, yes.

i'm hearing that post in a combination of Farnsworth's voice and yours.

Its an odd mix.

i've listened to recordings of my voice and it always sounds like a verbal/acoustic version of a scalpel.

hubiestubert		2012-02-21 08:32:21 PM

You know, maybe we're harshing on Rick a bit too much. After all, this thread could probably do well with some passages from the Good Book. You know, for balance...

quickdraw		2012-02-21 08:32:59 PM

Say whatever happened to that whole separation of church and state thing? Did I dream that?

Weaver95		2012-02-21 08:35:09 PM

quickdraw: Say whatever happened to that whole separation of church and state thing? Did I dream that?

oh, well see to Ricky here, that just means all the jews, muslims, wiccans and eastern hoo-doo people get bounced out of government. Santorum believes that once the government is completely controlled by chrisitians THEN it'll be pure and good and nice for everyone.

SilentStrider		2012-02-21 08:37:08 PM

Mugato: I think that giving the launch codes to anyone who actually believes in Satan might be a bad idea.

what do you have against eastern european hockey players?

dahmers love zombie		2012-02-21 08:39:27 PM

What's in the farking box?

/Santorum

Weaver95		2012-02-21 08:41:47 PM

dahmers love zombie: What's in the farking box?

/Santorum

images.wikia.com

salvation.

hubiestubert		2012-02-21 08:49:38 PM

Weaver95: dahmers love zombie: What's in the farking box?

/Santorum

[images.wikia.com image 391x391]

salvation.

All this talk of Santorum and salvation...

Walker		2012-02-21 08:51:21 PM

Weaver95: " Satan is attacking the great institutions of America, using the great vices of pride, vanity and sensuality as the root to attack all of the strong plants that has so deeply rooted in the American tradition," Santorum added.

And people want this clown in office? really?

um...you all realize that he's talking about taking away your beer, right?

Shhhhhhhhhhhh. We want Republicans to make him the nominee. Obama will have the biggest blowout win since Reagan/Mondale.

vernonFL		2012-02-21 08:52:09 PM

What Santorum sees:

images1.wikia.nocookie.net

Reality:

SilentStrider		2012-02-21 08:54:41 PM

Walker: Shhhhhhhhhhhh. We want Republicans to make him the nominee

speak for yourself. I don't want that man even near the nomination.

WorldCitizen		2012-02-21 08:55:40 PM

He would have made a great papal inquisitor in the Dark Ages. I'm sure he would have enjoyed sentencing heretics to burn.

21st Century President of the United States, not so much.

Stinkyy		2012-02-21 08:55:55 PM

hubiestubert		2012-02-21 08:58:05 PM

Rick, when you spout this stuff, it only means...

Walker		2012-02-21 09:03:41 PM

SilentStrider: Walker: Shhhhhhhhhhhh. We want Republicans to make him the nominee

speak for yourself. I don't want that man even near the nomination.

Would you rather have Romney, who makes Democrats think he's not that different from Obama, then will get into office and flip flop 100 times and eventually make everyone wear magic underwear as he baptizes their dead relatives?