"All that Gandhi stuff is for tourists," adds his father, Raja K.S. Sidhu. "They should go off to Varanasi, see the holy cows."

Only 3 out of every 100 still equals the second largest private arsenal in the world.

There are a LOT of f*cking Indians.

/custer

shanrick: They need them to fight the cowboys.

Aaaand I think we're done here.

The question is how do we arm the other 97?

I thought Indians preferred bows and tomahawks?

Damn it, that's what I get for not reading first. Sorry for repeating the lame joke.

Feather or dot?

Red dot.

dahmers love zombie: Yeah, but their bow and arrow ratio is more like 1:1.

Dots, not feathers.

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke

Well............when you run up to the main encampment of the Lakota and Cheyenne....

That's a lot of brown people with AK47s. Time to send in the Marines!

Is this the thread where everyone whips themselves into a frenzy because they are convinced Fartbongo Soshulism is conspiring to grab everyone's guns away from them, despite his not making a significant move against gun owners during his first term?

Kazan: fugeeface: [i1137.photobucket.com image 640x535]

yeah because statements like that from men like those are EXACTLY what people mean when talking about "Gun nuts".

totally

Ol' TJ sounds positively Teabagger-esque in his paranoia towards the government.

stiletto_the_wise: Is this the thread where everyone whips themselves into a frenzy because they are convinced Fartbongo Soshulism is conspiring to grab everyone's guns away from them, despite his not making a significant move against gun owners during his first term?

Based on the responses thus far, nope.

stiletto_the_wise: Is this the thread where everyone whips themselves into a frenzy because they are convinced Fartbongo Soshulism is conspiring to grab everyone's guns away from them, despite his not making a significant move against gun owners during his first term?

No, I think this is the thread wherein people make stupid indian (subcontinet) vs. indian (american) puns/jokes. Possibly even to include indian (carribbean).

Westerners are such idiots. 1 of the 4 varna was made exclusively for guys who's dharmic duty was to farking kill people*. The British went to great lengths in the mid- to late 1800s to confiscate guns from the Indians because they had so many of the farkers that the British feared the Indians might try Sepoy Mutiny 2: Electric Vindaloo. And the Mutiny itself was an early version of going postal. "Indians have guns" is right up there with such surprising headlines as "Indians think cows are kinda okay"


* For all you dot/feather bow and arrow guys: Indians liked to use bows also - Arjuna was known for his archery skills

JustHereForThePics


2012-02-21 10:45:21 PM


dahmers love zombie: Yeah, but their bow and arrow ratio is more like 1:1.

Dots, not feathers.


7-11, not Tonto.

So, that's like 750 million guns, right?

chookbillion: Possibly even to include indian (carribbean).

You mean Mexicans?

What a targeting laser might look like. Get your head down!

eatin' fetus: Feather or dot?

Red dot.

+1
I lol'd

shanrick: They need them to fight the cowboys.

As an American, I find the concept of brown people owning guns to be unsettling.

eatin' fetus: Feather or dot?

It's "casino or tech support?" nowadays.

Rambino: That's a lot of brown people with AK47s. Time to send in the Marines!

This is India we're talking about here, they'll find a way to put the invading Marines on hold. After about an hour they'll give up and leave

BravadoGT: "Russian-made 7.62 Tokarev pistol and its Chinese knockoff selling for as much as $12,000"

Damn...here in the good 'ol USA--you can pick up an Eastern Bloc one of these up for less that $200....

What about the rest of that quote?

"and the American Colt .45 pistol at $6,000 to $8,000, in addition to Italian-made weapons."

Not only are they overpaying, they've got really terrible taste if they're paying 50% more for a Tok than a 1911.

GoldSpider: chookbillion: Possibly even to include indian (carribbean).

You mean Mexicans?

Yeah, sure. Really, I think that is what I meant.

China and India: armed to the teeth, large populations of single men in their teens/twenties, limited real estate... should make for an interesting next decade.

/what's Sanskrit for "lebensraum"?

That could do a lot of needful

That's some serious markup. I bet we could make good money exporting guns to India.

THAT took forever eh?

I believe the Indians call them "thunder sticks," not guns.

"As gun culture spreads, local governments have offered to fast-track firearms licenses if men have vasectomies."

Wait... so many possibilities here...

JesseL: BravadoGT: "Russian-made 7.62 Tokarev pistol and its Chinese knockoff selling for as much as $12,000"

Damn...here in the good 'ol USA--you can pick up an Eastern Bloc one of these up for less that $200....

What about the rest of that quote?

"and the American Colt .45 pistol at $6,000 to $8,000, in addition to Italian-made weapons."

Not only are they overpaying, they've got really terrible taste if they're paying 50% more for a Tok than a 1911.

No kidding.

One is just about the perfect handgun. The other is... well... Russian.

"I have two good-looking daughters," he says, "another reason I keep a gun."

Pics or GTFO

Well, India has a very dense population. If you're within arm's reach, a knife can be much more effective.

Well, she's dead now. So, let's try and come up with some new comments that are really witty and current. I know you all can rise to the challenge!

JesseL: BravadoGT: "Russian-made 7.62 Tokarev pistol and its Chinese knockoff selling for as much as $12,000"

Damn...here in the good 'ol USA--you can pick up an Eastern Bloc one of these up for less that $200....

What about the rest of that quote?

"and the American Colt .45 pistol at $6,000 to $8,000, in addition to Italian-made weapons."

Not only are they overpaying, they've got really terrible taste if they're paying 50% more for a Tok than a 1911.

Which is also a bit on the weird side since Russia-India relations were pretty warm and the armed forces historically (and still today) were equipped with Russian and home-made knockoffs of Russian equipment.

whither_apophis: China and India: armed to the teeth, large populations of single men in their teens/twenties, limited real estate... should make for an interesting next decade.

/what's Sanskrit for "lebensraum"?

Well, in Mandarin, I think it transliterates to "Japan and beyond".

Kar98: "As gun culture spreads, local governments have offered to fast-track firearms licenses if men have vasectomies."

Wait... so many possibilities here...

Someone should propose a bill like that in this country.

Not because it would be a good idea, but just to watch the freepers go into apoplectic fits and have to be hospitalized.