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		New venomous snake discovered. Guess where (abc.net.au)		119
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markie_farkie

2012-02-21 05:27:37 PM

In subby's mom's hoo-hah?

muck4doo

2012-02-21 05:28:45 PM

markie_farkie: In subby's mom's hoo-hah?

Beat me to it

Chariset

2012-02-21 05:37:48 PM

markie_farkie: In subby's mom's hoo-hah?

Was going to say 'my pants,' but that's close enough.

MaudlinMutantMollusk

2012-02-21 05:42:38 PM

Ireland?

/that'd mess with their heads

unlikely

2012-02-21 05:48:00 PM

I was gonna guess Australia. Was it Australia?

/goes off to read the article...

FlashHarry

2012-02-21 05:51:33 PM

since most of the world's deadliest species live there, i'd say australia.

unlikely

2012-02-21 05:52:01 PM

I'm actually kind of disappointed to be right.

dahmers love zombie

2012-02-21 06:14:35 PM

"Some of the sheep."

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener

2012-02-21 06:15:26 PM

*before clicking*

I'm going to guess Australia, since EVERY SINGLE THING THERE CAN KILL YOU QUICKLY.

*after clicking*

Yup, thought so.

AlwaysRightBoy

2012-02-21 06:23:06 PM

I'm going to go with Austria for 200, Alex.

markie_farkie

2012-02-21 06:24:51 PM

AlwaysRightBoy: I'm going to go with Austria for 200, Alex.

1.bp.blogspot.com

Austria??, well PUT ANOTHER SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE!!!

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke

2012-02-21 06:27:11 PM

A double wide's toilet in Florida?

Ed Finnerty

2012-02-21 06:32:23 PM

Ed Finnerty

2012-02-21 06:44:58 PM

Ed Finnerty: [sancarloschiropractor.com image 400x298]

[www.blogcdn.com image 450x418]

Wrong thread. Make of those what you will.

Friskya

2012-02-21 06:50:51 PM

Ed Finnerty: Ed Finnerty: [sancarloschiropractor.com image 400x298]

[www.blogcdn.com image 450x418]

Wrong thread. Make of those what you will.

I'm afraid to even try to guess.

MaudlinMutantMollusk

2012-02-21 06:55:27 PM

Friskya: Ed Finnerty: Ed Finnerty: [sancarloschiropractor.com image 400x298]

[www.blogcdn.com image 450x418]

Wrong thread. Make of those what you will.

I'm afraid to even try to guess.

Judging by that first picture, I'd guess a Romney thread

Chariset

2012-02-21 07:00:55 PM

Ed Finnerty: Wrong thread. Make of those what you will.

Um... Sandal hurr? Shoe-derp-pillar?

Ed Finnerty

2012-02-21 07:19:22 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Judging by that first picture, I'd guess a Romney thread

Correct.

Chariset: Um... Sandal hurr? Shoe-derp-pillar?

My lame attempt at "flip-flop" + "hurrrr" = flipflophurr

Like many things, it seemed much funnier in my head.

Don't Tongue the Reaper!

2012-02-21 07:20:04 PM

In a salad at Olive Garden?

pool.theinfosphere.org

CygnusDarius

2012-02-21 07:20:12 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: *before clicking*

I'm going to guess Australia, since EVERY SINGLE THING THERE CAN KILL YOU QUICKLY.

*after clicking*

Yup, thought so.

Ever considered why evil villains never make their lairs in Australia? Would make complete sense.

elffster

2012-02-21 07:21:03 PM

Ah, Oz...will you ever stop giving us wonders? Whats next? How about venomous beer?

lasercannon

2012-02-21 07:21:36 PM

Australia where even the ice cream is venomous..

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener

2012-02-21 07:22:15 PM

CygnusDarius: Ever considered why evil villains never make their lairs in Australia? Would make complete sense.

... really good point, actually.

Now that you mention it, they should probably save Australia for the last James Bond movie.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener

2012-02-21 07:24:04 PM

elffster: Ah, Oz...will you ever stop giving us wonders? Whats next? How about venomous beer?

lasercannon: Australia where even the ice cream is venomous..

Venomous tofu for those who'd rather not get killed by venomous meat.

They could call it "tofenom!"

JudgeMuttonChops

2012-02-21 07:24:07 PM

elffster: Ah, Oz...will you ever stop giving us wonders? Whats next? How about venomous beer?

Already have it, it's called XXXX.
/Queenslanders have a natural immunity

Oldiron_79

2012-02-21 07:24:18 PM

On a Mother farking plane?

xnmw

2012-02-21 07:24:30 PM

The Qld... there's so much drama there

girljen

2012-02-21 07:25:03 PM

Ed Finnerty: [sancarloschiropractor.com image 400x298]

[www.blogcdn.com image 450x418]

Wrong thread. Make of those what you will.

If you wear flip flops in Australia, you are dumb, because even the profoundly stupid caterpillars can kill you.

Veritas

2012-02-21 07:25:50 PM

Ed Finnerty: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Judging by that first picture, I'd guess a Romney thread

Correct.

Chariset: Um... Sandal hurr? Shoe-derp-pillar?

My lame attempt at "flip-flop" + "hurrrr" = flipflophurr

Like many things, it seemed much funnier in my head.

Ooohhh, flip-flop. Being an Aussie, I saw that and thought "thong." So try to picture the mind-bending thought process that followed for me. :P

/even our caterpillars will kill you
//and the sharks can chase you up the beach
///for 10km inland

SeriousTube

2012-02-21 07:26:05 PM

My first thought was Florida but no Florida tag so Australia. Yup.

patcarew

2012-02-21 07:26:10 PM

Oldiron_79: On a Mother farking plane?

That was going to be my answer.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener

2012-02-21 07:26:10 PM

xnmw: The Qld... there's so much drama there

With so much drama in the Qld., it's kinda hard being Snoop D-o-double-g.

toraque

2012-02-21 07:26:25 PM

Under my chai--OH GOD RUN

CygnusDarius

2012-02-21 07:27:25 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CygnusDarius: Ever considered why evil villains never make their lairs in Australia? Would make complete sense.

... really good point, actually.

Now that you mention it, they should probably save Australia for the last James Bond movie.

Yeah. I mean, what's not to love? Exotic (somewhat) locale, alongside the dangerous fauna/flora/geography is the quite modern cities like Melbourne, english is the official language, and Australian girls are kinda sexy, so there.

/James Bond: Quantum Down Under

Bessie the Spelling Cow

2012-02-21 07:28:28 PM

biting my balls?

Bermuda59

2012-02-21 07:28:28 PM

Link

dahmers love zombie

2012-02-21 07:29:25 PM

toraque: Under my chai--OH GOD RUN

Truly adds terror to the ol' ballsack conundrum. "I'm stuck to my chair AND THERE ARE DEADLY SNAKES UNDER THERE. I'm so very scared. Please help"

Equivocator

2012-02-21 07:29:47 PM

All the guards stationed around the secret base will die... even quicker then normal.
If they cant hit a person with multiple clips, how would they ever hit a Drop-Bear?

This kinda makes me want to go diving there, Only ever seen one sea snake underwater before, they look cool.

TeDDD

2012-02-21 07:32:36 PM

muck4doo: markie_farkie: In subby's mom's hoo-hah?

Beat me to it

Who did, markie or the snake?

smeegle

2012-02-21 07:32:50 PM

D.C.?

CygnusDarius

2012-02-21 07:33:21 PM

girljen: If you wear flip flops in Australia, you are dumb, because even the profoundly stupid caterpillars can kill you.

So Australis a is one big Darwin Award waiting to happen?.

Equivocator: All the guards stationed around the secret base will die... even quicker then normal.
If they cant hit a person with multiple clips, how would they ever hit a Drop-Bear?.

This is why they should ne INSIDE the base. And, as a bonus, guards would get free beer and internet as part of their regular payment, but that would be a bad idea, because the hero would find little resistance.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener

2012-02-21 07:37:07 PM

CygnusDarius: Yeah. I mean, what's not to love? Exotic (somewhat) locale, alongside the dangerous fauna/flora/geography is the quite modern cities like Melbourne, english is the official language, and Australian girls are kinda sexy, so there.

/James Bond: Quantum Down Under

And if you really want to make it all full circle, make Australian actor George Lazenby the bad guy!

stevetherobot

2012-02-21 07:38:22 PM

Uranus?

LonMead

2012-02-21 07:39:04 PM

I was going to guess on the BRAVO network, but Australia makes sense too, I suppose.

Ehh

2012-02-21 07:43:04 PM

smeegle: D.C.?

*shakes tiny fist*

bangmaid

2012-02-21 07:44:27 PM

NYC subway?

/might help the rat problem

CygnusDarius

2012-02-21 07:45:15 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: CygnusDarius: Yeah. I mean, what's not to love? Exotic (somewhat) locale, alongside the dangerous fauna/flora/geography is the quite modern cities like Melbourne, english is the official language, and Australian girls are kinda sexy, so there.

/James Bond: Quantum Down Under

And if you really want to make it all full circle, make Australian actor George Lazenby the bad guy!

You're on to something, here. Now we need an australian actress to be a Bond woman. Nicole Kidman is too obvious of a choice, but it would be good... Then again, even if she's scottish, I have a thing for Karen Gillian. I just love redheads.

Howser

2012-02-21 07:45:47 PM

Please tell me they eat geckos. I'd be willing to risk a bite on the arse by one more snake to get rid of those chirping bastards.

bim1154

2012-02-21 07:45:58 PM

The White House?

TangoDown

2012-02-21 07:46:33 PM

Come on everybody.. How much "Snakes on a plane" meme do we have to read only to have the opportunity and miss it? I'll say it: On a plane? dnrta

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