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(The Gazette)   Reporter asks Siri political questions. Hilarity ensues   (thegazette.com) divider line 67
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2012-02-21 02:32:06 PM
Could've gotten the same answers from a magic 8 ball
 
2012-02-21 02:45:08 PM

Backwards Cornfield Races: Could've gotten the same answers from a magic 8 ball


Without a doubt; yes - definitely.You may rely on it.
 
2012-02-21 02:45:15 PM
I just now asked Siri a question that wasn't asked in TFA: "Are you a Democrat or a Republican?" She responded "I can't answer that." Who would've guessed that Siri is a FarkIndependentTM?
 
2012-02-21 03:06:12 PM

Cyberluddite: I just now asked Siri a question that wasn't asked in TFA: "Are you a Democrat or a Republican?" She responded "I can't answer that." Who would've guessed that Siri is a FarkIndependentTM?


She pulls herself up by her iBootstraps.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-02-21 03:16:39 PM
He could have come up with some better questions about santorum.
 
2012-02-21 03:30:07 PM
That commercial sucked.
 
2012-02-21 03:33:50 PM
I've only ever had Siri compliment me on my poetry. I believe the poem went something like "Blah, Blah, Blah".

It is unlikely I will be giving up my day job, or at least it won't be voluntary.
 
2012-02-21 03:35:42 PM
still waiting for the hilarity
 
2012-02-21 03:39:24 PM
This went green?
 
2012-02-21 03:47:22 PM
Q: Should a woman be president?

A: "I couldn't find any dating services."


Looks like they're not going to shake the claims that Siri is sexist anytime soon...
 
2012-02-21 03:48:33 PM
Isn't it one of those pro lifers?
 
2012-02-21 03:49:00 PM
This wasn't funny when I was in high school and people would ask cleverbot questions instead of doing computer lab.
 
2012-02-21 03:50:36 PM
Hilarity is rather strong. I would say... slightly-amuslarity.
 
2012-02-21 03:52:26 PM
As an old person, I'm suddenly having flashbacks to ELIZA.
 
2012-02-21 03:53:30 PM

BeesNuts: This wasn't funny when I was in high school and people would ask cleverbot questions instead of doing computer lab.


yeah but this is an apple product dude!
 
2012-02-21 03:57:41 PM
Siriously?
 
2012-02-21 03:58:05 PM
FTFA:
Q: Have you met George W. Bush?

A: "Sorry ... I can't look for hotels in the Cayman Islands."


okay that one made me laugh.
 
2012-02-21 03:59:11 PM
Signs point to yes.
 
2012-02-21 04:00:00 PM
Oh, the iPhone thing.
I thought Siri was one of Obama's children.
 
2012-02-21 04:00:26 PM

Here Comes Everybody: As an old person, I'm suddenly having flashbacks to ELIZA.


The snark on Fark is typed mainly in the dark
 
2012-02-21 04:03:52 PM

Here Comes Everybody: As an old person, I'm suddenly having flashbacks to ELIZA.


Why do you say that?
 
2012-02-21 04:04:07 PM

vpb: He could have come up with some better questions about santorum.


I just asked Siri what "Santorum" meant, and in response she brought up a profile of little Ricky. I was hoping she would give me the frothy mixture definition. Siri disappoints yet again.
 
2012-02-21 04:06:54 PM
Apple cult like typing detected.
 
2012-02-21 04:08:35 PM
I kept waiting for the promised hilarity to emerge to no avail. Before reading the link I thought maybe they were asking Tom Cruise's daughter about politics and thought there might be some creepy Scientology stuff included in the story.

So much for that.
 
2012-02-21 04:09:28 PM
cache.ohinternet.com
 
2012-02-21 04:11:03 PM
It'd be funny if it ended with a response of "Are you Sarah Connor?".
 
2012-02-21 04:12:45 PM

Aarontology: That commercial sucked.


That.
 
2012-02-21 04:15:21 PM
Who cares about what that person from Jersey Shore thinks about politics.
 
2012-02-21 04:16:32 PM
L. Ron Hubbard is the answer to all questions.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-02-21 04:17:01 PM
You know that commercial where some dude is like "help me find a guitar..teach me to play Whole Lotta Love.."

I want Siri to grow arms and beat that guy to death. Do not ask your cell phone how to play Led Zepplin.
 
2012-02-21 04:17:22 PM
Those answers were pretty benign.
I would have thought, as Tom Cruise's daughter, her answers would have more of a Scientology bend.
 
2012-02-21 04:22:09 PM

BeesNuts: This wasn't funny when I was in high school and people would ask cleverbot questions instead of doing computer lab.


God, I'm old.
 
2012-02-21 04:24:27 PM
WTF Subby that was lame as shiat.
 
2012-02-21 04:27:16 PM
great now Siri is giving me Zork flashbacks.
 
2012-02-21 04:30:19 PM
Wait, was this an article or an advertisement?
 
2012-02-21 04:30:56 PM
"I think differently."

So Siri has a better command of grammar than Apple marketing.
 
2012-02-21 04:35:19 PM
so "journalism" huh? Can't really understand why it's a dying profession
 
2012-02-21 04:35:46 PM
"Reporter"

"Hilarity"
 
2012-02-21 04:39:25 PM

Cyberluddite: vpb: He could have come up with some better questions about santorum.

I just asked Siri what "Santorum" meant, and in response she brought up a profile of little Ricky. I was hoping she would give me the frothy mixture definition. Siri disappoints yet again.


You could try asking *What* is Santorum.
 
2012-02-21 04:42:12 PM
The "hilarity" must have been in a very tiny font.
 
2012-02-21 04:43:25 PM
Where hilarity

where
 
2012-02-21 04:47:30 PM
i276.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-21 04:51:12 PM
Q: Have you met George W. Bush?

A: "Sorry ... I can't look for hotels in the Cayman Islands."


Does Laura know he's there?
 
2012-02-21 04:53:39 PM
hey barber, give me a Siri....

....cut-cut...snip-snip...

..... www.tunc.biz
 
2012-02-21 05:12:23 PM
Hilarity?

encrypted-tbn1.google.com
 
2012-02-21 05:12:54 PM

Arkanaut: Q: Should a woman be president?

A: "I couldn't find any dating services."

Looks like they're not going to shake the claims that Siri is sexist anytime soon...


Stay classy, Apple.
 
2012-02-21 05:17:28 PM

jm105: You could try asking *What* is Santorum.


Good suggestion, but I just tried it and, unfortunately, same result. Dammit.
 
2012-02-21 05:20:09 PM
CNN turned down this story, because they considered this journalism too hard-hitting.
 
2012-02-21 05:26:56 PM

Cletus C.: L. Ron Hubbard is the answer to all questions.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 500x394]


Wow. That kid's got her dad's smile ...

e2de.com
 
2012-02-21 05:30:30 PM
That was painfully unfunny.
 
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