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Bathia_Mapes
2012-02-21 02:40:26 PM
Foolish mortal! She's not an angel, she's a muse.
AdolfOliverPanties
2012-02-21 02:47:52 PM
Wow. That picture. I got chills. They're multiplyin'.
Peaceboy
2012-02-21 02:58:12 PM
This man has never been mellow.
Sybarite
2012-02-21 03:00:14 PM
That's gotta be a strange twist of fate.
kbronsito
2012-02-21 03:03:31 PM
I need to know... if the Olivia Newton-John angel was telling him to murder the woman's husband, then was the Barry White demon telling him not to kill the guy?
If it turns out that the victim wasn't really a danger to those kids, then maybe Barry White was the angel and Olivia the demon. But I can see how this could be confusing.
Current Resident
2012-02-21 03:07:58 PM
At least he didn't let his aim ever stray.
AdolfOliverPanties
2012-02-21 03:22:48 PM
Olivia Newton John. Early fap material. The way she moaned the word "kick" in "Have You Never Been Mellow" got my very young blood pumping. I may have been in love with her. I could look at pictures of her for hours. Or minutes. Yeah, minutes. I still had a life.
Back then I might have killed for her.
meehaw
2012-02-21 03:29:57 PM
Man, for some reason, I was really surprised that the headline was as close as it was to reality. What a strange delusion.
BravadoGT
2012-02-21 03:42:13 PM
meehaw
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Man, for some reason, I was really surprised that the headline was as close as it was to reality. What a strange delusion.
It's no delusion. They got the guy dead to rights, and so the defense is banking on a longshot--insanity. However, insane people driven by angels don't typically feel the need to wear a fake beard when doing the Lord's work. It's a hard burden to meet. And--since this case is being tried by 2 crack prosecutors--I don't see that dog huntin'
I_Am_Weasel
2012-02-21 03:42:48 PM
Without being obtuse, it sounds like a case of acute schizophrenia.
/That's angle, you idiot!
CitizenTed
2012-02-21 04:04:32 PM
An angel that looks like Olivia Newton John told me it's OK to show me your bewbs.
Lionel Mandrake
2012-02-21 04:08:09 PM
Her career has really gone downhill...
Crewmannumber6
2012-02-21 04:24:50 PM
Usually, homicidal angels look more like Lucy Lawless
EnviroDude
2012-02-21 04:25:33 PM
Young ONJ? Or the present day ONJ? It makes a difference, you know.
Cybernetic
2012-02-21 04:25:40 PM
Oblivious Neutron Bomb?
Evil Mackerel
2012-02-21 04:26:43 PM
Lionel Mandrake
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Her career has really gone downhill...
[images.wikia.com image 640x480]
That reminds me of that women Clint Eastwood use to date.
muck4doo
2012-02-21 04:27:05 PM
Building your dream
Has to start now
There's no other road to take
You won't make a mistake
I'll be guiding you
JonnyBGoode
2012-02-21 04:29:15 PM
So the angel told him to get physical?
/Weird Al should have parodied that song: "Let's get a physical"...
Head_Shot
2012-02-21 04:33:24 PM
I still use a permutation of her name for passwords.
What a long strange boyhood crush it's been. 30-some years long.
ONJ, and the "Splash"-era Darryl Hannah fed my fantasies throughout puberty.
Freakin Rican
2012-02-21 04:33:47 PM
Bathia_Mapes
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Foolish mortal! She's not an angel, she's a muse.
ill be guiding you........
now ill have that song stuck in my head now.
ShonenBat
2012-02-21 04:34:15 PM
Me thinks he wanted to get physical, physical with the wife.
SevenizGud
2012-02-21 04:35:11 PM
The guy should get psychiatric care, because that is what he needs. And then when he has recovered to normalcy, he should get the electric chair.
SniperJoe
2012-02-21 04:35:18 PM
BravadoGT
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It's no delusion. They got the guy dead to rights, and so the defense is banking on a longshot--insanity. However, insane people driven by angels don't typically feel the need to wear a fake beard when doing the Lord's work. It's a hard burden to meet. And--since this case is being tried by 2 crack prosecutors--I don't see that dog huntin'
Yep. As soon as I heard about the "Barry White demon" and the "Olivia Newton-John angel", the only thing I could think of is that the guy was trying too hard to sell the insanity plea. He was having an affair with the victim's wife and he wanted him out of the picture. It's also quite possible that the victim's wife was involved as well, but they don't seem to be prosecuting her.
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom
2012-02-21 04:35:54 PM
he believed he was the father of her two children and that the only way to protect them was to kill Russell Sneiderman
Sneiderman, Sneiderman
Shot in the head by Hemy Neuman
Salmon
2012-02-21 04:37:32 PM
hahahahahah
Now I'm singing Sneiderman in the office
buckeyebrain
2012-02-21 04:40:15 PM
Since nobody's gone there yet, I'll fall on the sword...
"Jim Tressel didn't take his departure from Ohio State very well..."
Counter_Intelligent
2012-02-21 04:42:00 PM
This reminds me of the only XBox game that ever creeped me the fark out.
ani23
2012-02-21 04:42:18 PM
Is she hot?
/wife
//were they banging? Not clear if only claim by defendant.
FeFiFoFark
2012-02-21 04:44:21 PM
Cybernetic
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Oblivious Neutron Bomb?
came for this. thank you.
cgraves67
2012-02-21 04:46:27 PM
SniperJoe
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BravadoGT: It's no delusion. They got the guy dead to rights, and so the defense is banking on a longshot--insanity. However, insane people driven by angels don't typically feel the need to wear a fake beard when doing the Lord's work. It's a hard burden to meet. And--since this case is being tried by 2 crack prosecutors--I don't see that dog huntin'
Yep. As soon as I heard about the "Barry White demon" and the "Olivia Newton-John angel", the only thing I could think of is that the guy was trying too hard to sell the insanity plea. He was having an affair with the victim's wife and he wanted him out of the picture. It's also quite possible that the victim's wife was involved as well, but they don't seem to be prosecuting her.
He claims they were having an affair and that he is the father of her kids, for what his word is worth.
Egalitarian
2012-02-21 04:50:51 PM
The guy may have been completely insane and never touched the woman in reality.
CravenMorehead
2012-02-21 04:51:32 PM
Did she say "you're the one that I want...to kill him"?
dna_level_c
2012-02-21 04:51:37 PM
AdolfOliverPanties:
Olivia Newton John. Early fap material
My uncle was a huge ONJ fan, all the albums and a life-sized cardboard standup. She's now my aunt.
/YMMV
hamsack
2012-02-21 04:56:00 PM
Auto play videos make me stabby
Head_Shot
2012-02-21 04:57:21 PM
dna_level_c
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AdolfOliverPanties: Olivia Newton John. Early fap material
My uncle was a huge ONJ fan, all the albums and a life-sized cardboard standup. She's now my aunt.
/YMMV
Wait now....your Uncle is now your Aunt? or is Olivia Newton John your Aunt?
/just so we're clear...
fred_chan
2012-02-21 04:59:18 PM
The defense says he couldn't tell right from wrong at the time of the killing (test for criminal insanity). If he didn't know shooting the other guy was wrong, why did he go out of his way to create an alibi and then run away from the scene of the crime in a rented van? He might be slightly nuts, but I don't think he's insane enough to get out of this one.
Demetrius
2012-02-21 04:59:31 PM
CheapEngineer
2012-02-21 04:59:42 PM
GOES WHERE?
medius
2012-02-21 04:59:44 PM
Head_Shot
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dna_level_c: AdolfOliverPanties: Olivia Newton John. Early fap material
My uncle was a huge ONJ fan, all the albums and a life-sized cardboard standup. She's now my aunt.
/YMMV
Wait now....your Uncle is now your Aunt? or is Olivia Newton John your Aunt?
/just so we're clear...
the life-sized cardboard standup is the aunt
umad
2012-02-21 05:00:08 PM
Egalitarian
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The guy may have been completely insane and never touched the woman in reality.
He could also be completely sane and told to do it by the wife.
Peters asked the jurors to pay careful attention to phone records between Neuman and Andrea Sneiderman, noting that the two exchanged three calls on the night before the shooting and that she called him six times in the hours after her husband was killed.
Yeah, that isn't suspicious at all.
UCFRoadWarrior
2012-02-21 05:00:13 PM
So ONJ Angel instructs "Please, Mister Please" to some dude so he can have some Summer Nights with a gal in Xanadu.....Xanadu...oooh....this should really get Physical later on
Slaves2Darkness
2012-02-21 05:02:45 PM
Dam Christianity, it drives people insane.
mojangles
2012-02-21 05:04:19 PM
..Xana-DO!
tuna fingers
2012-02-21 05:12:44 PM
Counter_Intelligent
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This reminds me of the only XBox game that ever creeped me the fark out.
What was that?
LeroyBourne
2012-02-21 05:17:05 PM
If you're banging some guys wife, why in the hell would you want to be with her exclusively?
/do you think she won't cheat on you at a drop of the hat
//that's standard 'guy code' right there
socquitor
2012-02-21 05:19:02 PM
Evil Mackerel
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Lionel Mandrake: Her career has really gone downhill...
[images.wikia.com image 640x480]
That reminds me of that women Clint Eastwood use to date.
Sondra Locke, wasn't it? Never did care for her, no sir. Couldn't understand why Philo put up with her crap.
ConstitutionGuy
2012-02-21 05:20:15 PM
Demetrius
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she was at a FARK convention?
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
2012-02-21 05:35:19 PM
More like XanaDON'T,
AMIRIIIIIIIIIITE?
keiran
2012-02-21 05:35:51 PM
Any pictures of the woman involved? I need to see whether or not she's worth killin' fer.
Anarchangel
2012-02-21 05:36:31 PM
I always called her "Olivia Neutron Bomb"
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