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		Ohio man busted in misguided attempt to stomp out breast cancer (thesmokinggun.com)		32
		More: Asinine, Ohio, breast implants, breast cancer, Hamilton County

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doglover

2012-02-21 01:09:51 PM

You big dummy.

thelordofcheese

2012-02-21 02:52:05 PM

Oi! Cancer!

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom

2012-02-21 02:52:18 PM

I 36c what you did there, subster...

strapp3r

2012-02-21 02:55:58 PM

James F. Campbell

2012-02-21 02:57:01 PM

Ouch.

Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian

2012-02-21 02:59:07 PM

Rick Santorum says we gotta keep dem biatches in line.

bunner

2012-02-21 03:00:44 PM

Ah, romance.

Because People in power are Stupid

2012-02-21 03:03:34 PM

I bet she was feeling a little deflated after that.

Gaylord Fister

2012-02-21 03:08:22 PM

typical groid

Keizer_Ghidorah

2012-02-21 03:13:58 PM

That's not what I meant when I said "Do the Mario"!

fat boy

2012-02-21 03:29:49 PM

Gaylord Fister: typical groid

Avoid the groid

Loaf's Tray

2012-02-21 03:29:51 PM

Was it a nice titty, or a Frankenboob? I'm not sure why, but it matters...

redTiburon

2012-02-21 03:33:49 PM

Loaf's Tray: Was it a nice titty, or a Frankenboob? I'm not sure why, but it matters...

Take a drive thru Colerain Twp and see how many first rate titties you might see. If she had nice tatas, you think she'd be hanging around that old loser?

stebain

2012-02-21 03:42:18 PM

Do the misogynists have to call a woman "sucratits" or "aspertits" instead of "sugartits"?

stebain

2012-02-21 03:42:53 PM

(if she has implants, I mean.... jfc, stebain, blow the joke why don't you)

JackieRabbit

2012-02-21 03:54:23 PM

What do you say to a battered woman? Nothing. You've already told the biatch twice!

Oblio13

2012-02-21 03:58:04 PM

Well, that's why they call 'em 'Lung Protectors'.

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom

2012-02-21 03:58:23 PM

JackieRabbit: What do you say to a battered woman? Nothing. You've already told the biatch twice!

Did you intentionally fark that joke up?

Ed Finnerty

2012-02-21 04:15:44 PM

biatch, imma pop your tit!

ajt167

2012-02-21 04:20:24 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: JackieRabbit: What do you say to a battered woman? Nothing. You've already told the biatch twice!

Did you intentionally fark that joke up?

We're laughing, Jackie, but not with you.

here to help

2012-02-21 04:22:51 PM

Ugh... TSG's new webdesign sucks. I mean it sucked before but it looks like the National Enquirer now.

Rubberband Girl

2012-02-21 05:36:28 PM

FTFA - Along with punching and trying to suffocate the woman, Cole "also stomped on the victim's chest with his foot causing serious injury to her left breast," noted investigators.

OWIE OWIE OWIE OWIE!!!!

That's just vicious. You know she had to be on her back, probably already pretty beat-up, in order for him to have stomped on her. Jerk.

wyldkard

2012-02-21 06:15:04 PM

thelordofcheese: Oi! Cancer!

Anyone else read that as OIL CANCER?

myinternetname

2012-02-21 06:16:16 PM

As a 60 year old, how lucky are you to have a younger girlfriend with fake tits?

Chinchillazilla

2012-02-21 06:16:53 PM

Rubberband Girl: FTFA - Along with punching and trying to suffocate the woman, Cole "also stomped on the victim's chest with his foot causing serious injury to her left breast," noted investigators.

OWIE OWIE OWIE OWIE!!!!

That's just vicious. You know she had to be on her back, probably already pretty beat-up, in order for him to have stomped on her. Jerk.

I know. I was expecting something along these lines when I clicked, but when I saw the word "exploded" I actually said "AHH!"

/someone should explode his balls

Ed Finnerty

2012-02-21 06:28:29 PM

Rubberband Girl: FTFA - Along with punching and trying to suffocate the woman, Cole "also stomped on the victim's chest with his foot causing serious injury to her left breast," noted investigators.

OWIE OWIE OWIE OWIE!!!!

That's just vicious. You know she had to be on her back, probably already pretty beat-up, in order for him to have stomped on her. Jerk.

He must have had a lot of practice exercising on one of these:

image.made-in-china.com

antidisestablishmentarianism

2012-02-21 08:20:12 PM

Ed Finnerty: Rubberband Girl: FTFA - Along with punching and trying to suffocate the woman, Cole "also stomped on the victim's chest with his foot causing serious injury to her left breast," noted investigators.

OWIE OWIE OWIE OWIE!!!!

That's just vicious. You know she had to be on her back, probably already pretty beat-up, in order for him to have stomped on her. Jerk.

He must have had a lot of practice exercising on one of these:

[image.made-in-china.com image 403x435]

I had a Pogo-Ball as a kid.

Shadow Blasko

2012-02-21 09:20:44 PM

redTiburon: Loaf's Tray: Was it a nice titty, or a Frankenboob? I'm not sure why, but it matters...

Take a drive thru Colerain Twp and see how many first rate titties you might see. If she had nice tatas, you think she'd be hanging around that old loser?

There are some first rate ta-ta's at the game shop at Northgate Mall.

mmm.. Tasty Geeky Breastesses

farkfarkfark

2012-02-21 10:13:07 PM

What does it take to get an Ohio tag around this joint?

Darth Vader Ginsburg

2012-02-22 12:24:33 AM

https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRV5dPKcmY1eHTc1Xw GcGew-fE7o6OBhlC_nrHqFf8tral7fxVbLA

Gawdzila

2012-02-22 02:47:16 AM

Rubberband Girl: That's just vicious. You know she had to be on her back, probably already pretty beat-up, in order for him to have stomped on her. Jerk.

Seriously. I can't imagine doing something that violent to anyone that wasn't trying to kill me, much less someone that I ostensibly care about. The guy is an evil bastard.

antidisestablishmentarianism: Ed Finnerty: He must have had a lot of practice exercising on one of these:

[image.made-in-china.com image 403x435]

I had a Pogo-Ball as a kid.

I love those things! :D

Gawdzila

2012-02-22 02:49:44 AM

JackieRabbit: What do you say to a battered woman? Nothing. You've already told the biatch twice!

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