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logistic
2012-02-21 10:56:40 AM
Except that the world didn't refuse. A handful of nations arrogant enought to believe they matter did. China and India just started purchasing what the other nations no longer are receiving. Life goes on but we pay more at the pump for it.
kbronsito
2012-02-21 11:28:33 AM
logistic
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Except that the world didn't refuse. A handful of nations arrogant enought to believe they matter did. China and India just started purchasing what the other nations no longer are receiving. Life goes on but we pay more at the pump for it.
But are China and India paying the same amount of $$$ for that oil as they were before? Because if they are, then they are suckers. Now that Iran has less clients for its oil is the perfect time to ask for some sort of discount.
logistic
2012-02-21 11:42:11 AM
kbronsito
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logistic: Except that the world didn't refuse. A handful of nations arrogant enought to believe they matter did. China and India just started purchasing what the other nations no longer are receiving. Life goes on but we pay more at the pump for it.
But are China and India paying the same amount of $$$ for that oil as they were before? Because if they are, then they are suckers. Now that Iran has less clients for its oil is the perfect time to ask for some sort of discount.
China upped their order by more than all nations previously receiving Iranian oil were receiving combined. With a possibility of further increases in the future.
So honestly, you have a world facing oil shortages and a small handful of nations saying "We would rather pay more for oil because we don't like you". The only losers in this are us, the people who wind up paying slightly more at the pump. We're the ones everyone else is laughing at.
namatad
2012-02-21 11:44:20 AM
kbronsito
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logistic: Except that the world didn't refuse. A handful of nations arrogant enought to believe they matter did. China and India just started purchasing what the other nations no longer are receiving. Life goes on but we pay more at the pump for it.
But are China and India paying the same amount of $$$ for that oil as they were before? Because if they are, then they are suckers. Now that Iran has less clients for its oil is the perfect time to ask for some sort of discount.
oil is fungible
there is X amount of crude oil available on the open market each day.
the price for that oil is pretty much the same.
britain and france will be their oil from country Q and people who used to buy oil from country Q will buy oil from iran.
it isnt like there are manufacturer labels on the oil to begin with.
plus, if no one bought oil from iran, that would drive up the crude prices, causing countries to want to buy cheap oil from iran.
Now, if we bombed all the oil pipelines in iran and prevented iran from producing any more oil ... THAT would actually affect iran.
oil wars are so much fun
namatad
2012-02-21 11:45:14 AM
logistic
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kbronsito: logistic: Except that the world didn't refuse. A handful of nations arrogant enought to believe they matter did. China and India just started purchasing what the other nations no longer are receiving. Life goes on but we pay more at the pump for it.
But are China and India paying the same amount of $$$ for that oil as they were before? Because if they are, then they are suckers. Now that Iran has less clients for its oil is the perfect time to ask for some sort of discount.
China upped their order by more than all nations previously receiving Iranian oil were receiving combined. With a possibility of further increases in the future.
So honestly, you have a world facing oil shortages and a small handful of nations saying "We would rather pay more for oil because we don't like you". The only losers in this are us, the people who wind up paying slightly more at the pump. We're the ones everyone else is laughing at.
and at some point iran-china will sign long term contracts. and then what will europe do when it is friends with iran again and iran say MEH we sold all out oil?? bhwhhahahahaahah
Marcus Aurelius
2012-02-21 12:05:15 PM
Iran is the world's fourth largest oil supplier. Why someone like that isn't our good friend is beyond me.
Now that they're
getting shut out of SWIFT
we should really start to see oil and gas prices shoot up. Chalk up another victory for the oil companies.
RexTalionis
2012-02-21 12:05:24 PM
logistic
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Except that the world didn't refuse. A handful of nations arrogant enought to believe they matter did. China and India just started purchasing what the other nations no longer are receiving. Life goes on but we pay more at the pump for it.
China dropped their purchase of Iranian oil to their lowest level in years recently because they were trying to extract price concessions from Iran to sell their oil at a massive discount. So, it's still hurting Iran.
logistic
2012-02-21 12:06:31 PM
There's also an important point Fox News and CNN seem to overlook in all the sabre-rattling...if China starts getting used to long-term, discounted oil deals with Iran, how willing will they be to let us or Israel interfere with that partnership?
Just a thought...
logistic
2012-02-21 12:11:24 PM
RexTalionis
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logistic: Except that the world didn't refuse. A handful of nations arrogant enought to believe they matter did. China and India just started purchasing what the other nations no longer are receiving. Life goes on but we pay more at the pump for it.
China dropped their purchase of Iranian oil to their lowest level in years recently because they were trying to extract price concessions from Iran to sell their oil at a massive discount. So, it's still hurting Iran.
I'm assuming you're referencing : http://blogs.wsj.com/chinarealtime/2012/02/17/so-much-for-sanctions-ch ina-iran-iron-out-oil-agreement/?mod=google_news_blog
"China has, at least for now, dashed any hopes that it plans to obey tighter U.S. sanctions against Iran after hammering out an agreement to resume some imports of Iranian crude."
The 10 percent cut is temporary and the focus is one single company. As in the US, there are numerous oil companies active in China and they are dealing with Iran, if this is something you want to disregard, that's fine but the fact is Iran's oil distribution machine is not hurting for customers in the world and the demand is rising. Meanwhile we can trumpet all the idelogical BS we want while posing for photo ops with the Saudis, one of the most oppressive regimes in the modern world. Many countries are starting to see through this...
Or I'm wrong and the results of this embargo will cripple Iran into becoming our servants. Who knows?
Backwards Cornfield Races
2012-02-21 12:31:10 PM
Cost me 60 bucks to fill up my tank this morning.
F**k you US government, Israel, Europe, Iran and pretty much everyone. I hope you all get prostate cancer
namatad
2012-02-21 12:46:07 PM
Marcus Aurelius
:
Iran is the world's fourth largest oil supplier. Why someone like that isn't our good friend is beyond me.
Now that they're getting shut out of SWIFT we should really start to see oil and gas prices shoot up. Chalk up another victory for the oil companies.
why??
hahahahaha
because when we didnt like their democratically elected president, we deposed him and put in a dictator!!!
then when those peasants revolted and kicked out the dictator we got all butthurt
bwhahahahahahahahah
the iranians rightfully hate the US and UK for treating them like shiat.
we are also directly responsible for the problems we are having with iran right now.
iran used to be an enlightened democratic country.
we turned it into a dictatorship. they revolted led by the theocrats. TADA.
we helped create a theocracy.
farking stupid government policies ... sigh
GAT_00
2012-02-21 12:54:45 PM
Marcus Aurelius
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Iran is the world's fourth largest oil supplier. Why someone like that isn't our good friend is beyond me.
Now that they're getting shut out of SWIFT we should really start to see oil and gas prices shoot up. Chalk up another victory for the oil companies.
Uh, we were never really buying Iranian oil before.
IamKaiserSoze!!!
2012-02-21 12:58:00 PM
Backwards Cornfield Races
2012-02-21 01:01:50 PM
logistic
:
There's also an important point Fox News and CNN seem to overlook in all the sabre-rattling...if China starts getting used to long-term, discounted oil deals with Iran, how willing will they be to let us or Israel interfere with that partnership?
Just a thought...
hitchking
2012-02-21 01:13:11 PM
Ah, this thread is picking up!
Nothing like watching people who pay some of the lowest gas prices in the developed world biatch and moan about how they pay too much! Plus a little economics-for-dummies "it's cuz of Israel and Iran sanctions!" to spice it up.
Can someone hilariously attempt to pin this on Obama and the Keystone pipeline or ANWR or something? I know it'd be a little off-topic but that hasn't stopped anyone so far.
Backwards Cornfield Races
2012-02-21 01:36:55 PM
hitchking
:
Ah, this thread is picking up!
Nothing like watching people who pay some of the lowest gas prices in the developed world biatch and moan about how they pay too much! Plus a little economics-for-dummies "it's cuz of Israel and Iran sanctions!" to spice it up.
Can someone hilariously attempt to pin this on Obama and the Keystone pipeline or ANWR or something? I know it'd be a little off-topic but that hasn't stopped anyone so far.
When you have no alternative form of transportation it is a big deal.
jagec
2012-02-21 02:05:27 PM
Backwards Cornfield Races
:
Cost me 60 bucks to fill up my tank this morning.
F**k you US government, Israel, Europe, Iran and pretty much everyone. I hope you all get prostate cancer
There is more to life than just the price of oil. If all that you care about it cheap gas, move to Saudi Arabia.
Draq
2012-02-21 02:05:32 PM
hitchking
:
Ah, this thread is picking up!
Nothing like watching people who pay some of the lowest gas prices in the developed world biatch and moan about how they pay too much! Plus a little economics-for-dummies "it's cuz of Israel and Iran sanctions!" to spice it up.
Can someone hilariously attempt to pin this on Obama and the Keystone pipeline or ANWR or something? I know it'd be a little off-topic but that hasn't stopped anyone so far.
Well if the keystone pipeline is approved, all that oil going to china will make them buy less Iranian oil. So...uh...
I got nothing. At least I tried.
namatad
2012-02-21 02:07:45 PM
hitchking
:
Ah, this thread is picking up!
Nothing like watching people who pay some of the lowest gas prices in the developed world biatch and moan about how they pay too much! Plus a little economics-for-dummies "it's cuz of Israel and Iran sanctions!" to spice it up.
Can someone hilariously attempt to pin this on Obama and the Keystone pipeline or ANWR or something? I know it'd be a little off-topic but that hasn't stopped anyone so far.
meh
our prices go up every spring when the refineries switch to summer blends
LOL
what a great way to legally price gouge
hmmmmmmmm bet electric cars dont have this problem
Semi-Sane
2012-02-21 02:08:13 PM
Ensuring Israel's safety is worth paying more at the pump.
Thuull
2012-02-21 02:08:48 PM
I think every article about Iran is the same, and has been for about 2 years now. If I read "Iran claims that it's nuclear capability is for civilian energy generation purposes only. The West believes that Iran is secretly attempting to attain nuclear weapons." one more time, I'm going to start twitching. Those two sentences are in every single "Iran" article written in the past 2 years.
All of these articles have catchy headlines, one paragraph with new information, and 27 paragraphs of copypasta. They're like a bad email chain.
/fark fodder
//it's not news, etc.
James F. Campbell
2012-02-21 02:10:08 PM
Semi-Sane
:
Ensuring Israel's safety is worth paying more at the pump.
Not sure if serious or stupid.
Oznog
2012-02-21 02:10:15 PM
logistic
:
There's also an important point Fox News and CNN seem to overlook in all the sabre-rattling...if China starts getting used to long-term, discounted oil deals with Iran, how willing will they be to let us or Israel interfere with that partnership?
Just a thought...
Someone explain "sabre-rattling" to me. I know it means to nonverbally infer a threat. But... was there ever any military tradition where sabres were "rattled"?? It's kinda pointless because typically threats are issued by either politicians- who don't carry swords- or generals in closed tents, where rattling a sword would look dumb as hell, well, absurdly unprofessional at least.
On the field, sabres are most associated with cavalry. What would you "rattle" it against? It seems unlikely to make a loud enough sound to audibly intimidate the enemy, which would be at a distance if your cavalry is standing back making such a subtle threat. And as I say, I don't recall any historical reference of how a saber has been "rattled" in the field.
LarryDan43
2012-02-21 02:10:26 PM
Semi-Sane
:
Ensuring Israel's safety is worth paying more at the pump.
Ensuring the middle east remains unstable is what allows us to pay less at the pump. The last thing we'd want is for them to all get along and fix prices or cut us off.
James F. Campbell
2012-02-21 02:11:15 PM
James F. Campbell
:
Semi-Sane: Ensuring Israel's safety is worth paying more at the pump.
Not sure if
serious
trolling
or stupid.
Fixed that for myself.
bunner
2012-02-21 02:11:21 PM
"Hey, we got the technology to start implementing wind turbines, battery technology for cars, solar for homes and sh*t that will make us almost oil free in a few decades. Let's start now."
"Communism! Socialist hippies! Tree hugging wealth redistributers! Harrumph! HARRUMPH!"
"What?"
"We're not done f*cking this chicken yet, you paupers. We need more billions! Top off your tank!"
Faddy
2012-02-21 02:12:13 PM
Backwards Cornfield Races
:
Cost me 60 bucks to fill up my tank this morning.
F**k you US government, Israel, Europe, Iran and pretty much everyone. I hope you all get prostate cancer
Why are you driving a tank, you should get a Honda or something.
bunner
2012-02-21 02:13:26 PM
LarryDan43
:
Semi-Sane: Ensuring Israel's safety is worth paying more at the pump.
Ensuring the middle east remains unstable is what allows us to pay less at the pump. The last thing we'd want is for them to all get along and fix prices or cut us off.
The last thing we want is oil to not be traded in USD. That's what your aunts friend's cousin, the brave marine got his brains blown out for in Stinking Desert, Saudiville.
Marine1
2012-02-21 02:14:09 PM
There was a time when we'd just take the farking oil. 1990-1991 are prime examples.
Better still would be to stop using so much of the shiat that's being sourced from the Middle East and buy it from Canada, and to stop using as much in total.
namatad
2012-02-21 02:14:22 PM
Semi-Sane
:
Ensuring Israel's safety is worth paying more at the pump.
derp?
BigNumber12
2012-02-21 02:15:09 PM
Dear Iran,
You need us more than we need you.
Love,
Everyone else.
netcentric
2012-02-21 02:16:33 PM
kbronsito
:
logistic: Except that the world didn't refuse. A handful of nations arrogant enought to believe they matter did. China and India just started purchasing what the other nations no longer are receiving. Life goes on but we pay more at the pump for it.
But are China and India paying the same amount of $$$ for that oil as they were before? Because if they are, then they are suckers. Now that Iran has less clients for its oil is the perfect time to ask for some sort of discount.
^ this
/Iran will lose revenue
//look at the rial
Joe Blowme
2012-02-21 02:17:04 PM
Must be all that inbreeding, or just the fact that too much islam makes you retarded.
indylaw
2012-02-21 02:17:49 PM
You can't fire me! I quit!
WTFDYW
2012-02-21 02:18:33 PM
I just saw a headline on Bloomberg saying that they are offering to sell it to India.
Sean M
2012-02-21 02:18:49 PM
At least we'll have an alternative to "a camel farted in Egypt" as to why the commodities traders are gouging the public on oil.
hitchking: Unfortunately, most of the United States has been built and developed in a way that makes public transportation or bicycling/walking impractical. From my house to the front gate of the subdivision is over a mile. Then it's another couple miles down a 2-lane road with no sidewalks to the main road.
The problem exists for moving goods well -- the US is stuck using semi-trucks instead of trains, so the price of oil greatly affects the cost of everything here.
Pathetic? Yes, but that's what banking on one technology for your future will do.
jagec
2012-02-21 02:21:18 PM
namatad
:
hitchking: Ah, this thread is picking up!
Nothing like watching people who pay some of the lowest gas prices in the developed world biatch and moan about how they pay too much! Plus a little economics-for-dummies "it's cuz of Israel and Iran sanctions!" to spice it up.
Can someone hilariously attempt to pin this on Obama and the Keystone pipeline or ANWR or something? I know it'd be a little off-topic but that hasn't stopped anyone so far.
meh
our prices go up every spring when the refineries switch to summer blends
LOL
what a great way to legally price gouge
hmmmmmmmm bet electric cars dont have this problem
Actually, here in Baltimore there is a "summer rate" for electricity. It's higher than the winter rate.
But coal and NG is pretty cheap right now, and will probably remain so for some time, whereas oil is not going to ever get much cheaper. So maybe electric does make sense for some people.
Oznog
:
On the field, sabres are most associated with cavalry. What would you "rattle" it against? It seems unlikely to make a loud enough sound to audibly intimidate the enemy, which would be at a distance if your cavalry is standing back making such a subtle threat. And as I say, I don't recall any historical reference of how a saber has been "rattled" in the field.
I would assume that the expression comes from someone dropping their hand to the hilt of their sword when threatened to show that they were armed and warn off the other person, which might cause it to rattle in its scabbard. But people did used to bang their swords against their shields before big battles, so maybe that was it.
Joe Blowme
2012-02-21 02:22:05 PM
bunner
:
"Hey, we got the technology to start implementing wind turbines, battery technology for cars, solar for homes and sh*t that will make us almost oil free in a few decades. Let's start now."
"Communism! Socialist hippies! Tree hugging wealth redistributers! Harrumph! HARRUMPH!"
"What?"
"We're not done f*cking this chicken yet, you paupers. We need more billions! Top off your tank!"
you dont get out much do you?
Company...................Amount Obama Gambled......................Went Under Date
1. Beacon Power Corp..................$34+ MILLION..........................October 31, 2011
2. Mountain Plaza.........................$424,000................................ ...October 2011
3. Stirling Energy Systems............?????....................................September 28, 2011
4. Solyndra.................................$535+ MILLION..............................August 31, 2011
5. Spectrawatt Inc. .........................$650,000..................................... .August 19, 2011
6. Evergreen Solar.........................$5.8+ MILLION............................August 15, 2011
7. Olsen's Crop Serv. & Olsen's Mills Acq. Co........$10+ MILLION.......May 27, 2011
Hell, let see what CNN has to say http://money.cnn.com/2011/11/30/technology/solar_power/index.htm (new window)
bighairyguy
2012-02-21 02:22:26 PM
Iran keeps saying their nuclear program is peaceful and then does everything it can to look like they're hiding something. They might want to review how things turned out when Saddam played that game with his alleged WMDs.
/Find somewhere else to hide your camel porn
ObscureNameHere
2012-02-21 02:23:16 PM
Guess who the largest exporter of oil is the the U.S.? Go ahead, it may not be who you think it is...
doubled99
2012-02-21 02:24:46 PM
Marine1 2012-02-21 02:14:09 PM
There was a time when we'd just take the farking oil. 1990-1991 are prime examples.
Better still would be to stop using so much of the shiat that's being sourced from the Middle East and buy it from Canada, and to stop using as much in total.
The war in Iraq would would all have beeen justified if we had just
taken the country as our own
. Kind of like what countries used to do when they won a war.
Marine1
2012-02-21 02:25:17 PM
Sean M
:
At least we'll have an alternative to "a camel farted in Egypt" as to why the commodities traders are gouging the public on oil.
hitchking: Unfortunately, most of the United States has been built and developed in a way that makes public transportation or bicycling/walking impractical. From my house to the front gate of the subdivision is over a mile. Then it's another couple miles down a 2-lane road with no sidewalks to the main road.
The problem exists for moving goods well -- the US is stuck using semi-trucks instead of trains, so the price of oil greatly affects the cost of everything here.
Pathetic? Yes, but that's what banking on one technology for your future will do.
More gets transported via rail than you'd think. Truck is still the majority, though. Problem is, you can't compare the US to a bunch of countries in Europe where everyone just hops aboard a train. Those countries are much smaller. When you look at countries like Russia, China, and Canada, which are about the same size as the US, it becomes apparent that trucking is (generally) a preferred method of getting things around there, especially to rural places. Highways also made (and still make) more sense than rail lines from a defense standpoint, which was a major consideration when the Eisenhower Interstate System was started in the 50s. Destroying track hobbles a military far more than destroying a road.
Trucking itself is sustainable. What we use to power the trucks is not.
RexTalionis
2012-02-21 02:26:01 PM
ObscureNameHere
:
Guess who the largest exporter of oil is the the U.S.? Go ahead, it may not be who you think it is...
Uh, Canada?
Joe Blowme
2012-02-21 02:26:28 PM
ObscureNameHere
:
Guess who the largest exporter of oil is the the U.S.? Go ahead, it may not be who you think it is...
Canada
do i win the intarwebs?
Cyrusv10
2012-02-21 02:28:23 PM
Subby
, I love your headline for this article. I've never heard of "Iranian hardball" before. I really like the sound of it. hahaha
/Cool headline, bro
jjorsett
2012-02-21 02:28:31 PM
logistic
:
Except that the world didn't refuse. A handful of nations arrogant enought to believe they matter did. China and India just started purchasing what the other nations no longer are receiving. Life goes on but we pay more at the pump for it.
Oil is fungible. At most there might be slightly higher transportation costs due to a less-than-optimal distribution, but that would be lost in the noise in terms of total cost. The oil that China and India would have bought elsewhere will just go to some other customers, probably the nations that are boycotting Iranian oil..
jagec
2012-02-21 02:28:37 PM
Joe Blowme
:
bunner: "Hey, we got the technology to start implementing wind turbines, battery technology for cars, solar for homes and sh*t that will make us almost oil free in a few decades. Let's start now."
"Communism! Socialist hippies! Tree hugging wealth redistributers! Harrumph! HARRUMPH!"
"What?"
"We're not done f*cking this chicken yet, you paupers. We need more billions! Top off your tank!"
you dont get out much do you?
Company...................Amount Obama Gambled......................Went Under Date
1. Beacon Power Corp..................$34+ MILLION..........................October 31, 2011
2. Mountain Plaza.........................$424,000................................ ...October 2011
3. Stirling Energy Systems............?????....................................September 28, 2011
4. Solyndra.................................$535+ MILLION..............................August 31, 2011
5. Spectrawatt Inc. .........................$650,000..................................... .August 19, 2011
6. Evergreen Solar.........................$5.8+ MILLION............................August 15, 2011
7. Olsen's Crop Serv. & Olsen's Mills Acq. Co........$10+ MILLION.......May 27, 2011
Hell, let see what CNN has to say http://money.cnn.com/2011/11/30/technology/solar_power/index.htm (new window)
That is because investing in companies is not the job of the government. That is for the private sector. The government's job is to ensure that the market is free and fair enough that superior technologies can prevail on their own merits. Keep in mind that the government may have wasted lots of money investing in "green" technologies, but they waste FAR more money subsidizing other segments of the energy sector that REALLY DON'T NEED THE HELP.
Marine1
2012-02-21 02:29:21 PM
doubled99
:
Marine1 2012-02-21 02:14:09 PM
There was a time when we'd just take the farking oil. 1990-1991 are prime examples.
Better still would be to stop using so much of the shiat that's being sourced from the Middle East and buy it from Canada, and to stop using as much in total.
The war in Iraq would would all have beeen justified if we had just taken the country as our own. Kind of like what countries used to do when they won a war.
From the viewpoint of history, that'd be the economical and common sense thing to do. The US has, contrary to popular belief, been quite generous in the Middle East. The peoples there are still free to practice their own religions, pay absolutely no tribute, speak their native languages, and rule themselves. Empires throughout history generally never allowed that to happen. We've evolved since then, but that was about the only way conquest made economic sense. Now, whether you can legitimately call the US actions there a conquest is a whole different argument, but the economics are similar.
QuinnTheFetus
2012-02-21 02:29:58 PM
namatad
2012-02-21 02:30:13 PM
Joe Blowme
:
Must be all that inbreeding, or just the fact that too much islam makes you retarded.
yes because the christian right has been so rational and logical and understanding.
how about all religion makes you retarded?
all religions require you to believe without thinking.
/buddhism is much more of a philosophy than a religion ...
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